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Title: How to Shoot Down Santa Claus
Post by: Penguin on November 30, 2010, 09:49:29 PM
OK team, here's the situation:

We have an unknown flying into our airspace at around 0:00, 24 December.  We need your help in identifying, tracking, and neutralizing the target.  My plan:

1.) Up a flight of 1/2 P38's and 1/2 Spit VIII's with maximum fuel and DT's, then patrol the map, waiting for the unknown to show up.

2.) When it does, have half of the flight dive down around it (out of icon range), and form an 'anvil' of A/C below it

3.) Then, have the other half dive in, guns blazing, and smash the unknown against the 'hammer'

Now let's hear your plans

Stay Frosty,
-Penguin
Title: Re: How to Shoot Down Santa Claus
Post by: Meatwad on November 30, 2010, 09:50:15 PM
Laugh when the offenders are booted?
Title: Re: How to Shoot Down Santa Claus
Post by: Plawranc on November 30, 2010, 10:13:13 PM
(http://i690.photobucket.com/albums/vv266/Plawranc/stingerLOL.jpg)

 :D
Title: Re: How to Shoot Down Santa Claus
Post by: Larry on November 30, 2010, 10:15:48 PM
Just vulch him and his little helpers in a Ta152. That seems to work.  :devil
Title: Re: How to Shoot Down Santa Claus
Post by: 1701E on November 30, 2010, 10:34:04 PM
Good luck shooting that little red bugger down, last year he bought shields! :O
Title: Re: How to Shoot Down Santa Claus
Post by: CAP1 on November 30, 2010, 10:55:46 PM
OK team, here's the situation:

We have an unknown flying into our airspace at around 0:00, 24 December.  We need your help in identifying, tracking, and neutralizing the target.  My plan:

1.) Up a flight of 1/2 P38's and 1/2 Spit VIII's with maximum fuel and DT's, then patrol the map, waiting for the unknown to show up.
you know there are a few problems with this part.
A) half of an airplane won;t fly
B) impossible to take maximum fuel in half of an airplane, or both DT's

2.) When it does, have half of the flight dive down around it (out of icon range), and form an 'anvil' of A/C below it
if you've managed to get this far with half of an airplane, you won't make it to #3.....they'll all lawndart.  :devil

3.) Then, have the other half dive in, guns blazing, and smash the unknown against the 'hammer'

Now let's hear your plans

Stay Frosty,
-Penguin

Title: Re: How to Shoot Down Santa Claus
Post by: 1sum41 on November 30, 2010, 11:28:27 PM

:rofl
Title: Re: How to Shoot Down Santa Claus
Post by: Serenity on December 01, 2010, 12:38:41 AM
Cap, you just made my night.
Title: Re: How to Shoot Down Santa Claus
Post by: fbWldcat on December 01, 2010, 06:22:28 AM
Plant mines on the neighbor's roof and cover with snow and/or reindeer food. :devil
Title: Re: How to Shoot Down Santa Claus
Post by: stealth on December 01, 2010, 06:27:50 AM
Just tell Santa Clause his wife put him on the naughty list. Then put a sign up next to the cookies, "for Mrs Clause only."
Title: Re: How to Shoot Down Santa Claus
Post by: SWkiljoy on December 01, 2010, 09:48:35 AM
 :rofl
Title: Re: How to Shoot Down Santa Claus
Post by: Wolfala on December 01, 2010, 10:17:00 AM
I can see it now - Santa delivering to the Navy:

http://db.tt/Ma64UMS (http://db.tt/Ma64UMS)
Title: Re: How to Shoot Down Santa Claus
Post by: SWkiljoy on December 01, 2010, 10:28:48 AM
I can see it now - Santa delivering to the Navy:

http://db.tt/Ma64UMS (http://db.tt/Ma64UMS)
:rofl :rofl :rofl :aok