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Title: Poor Old Larry
Post by: gpwurzel on December 02, 2010, 02:25:32 PM

Who in the hell is 'Larry'?
Well Larry is the guy who gets home late one night and, Mary, his wife
says, 'Where the hell have you been?'

Larry replies: 'I was out getting a tattoo!'

'A tattoo?' she frowned.

'What kind of tattoo did you get?'

'I got a hundred dollar bill

on my privates,' he said proudly.

'What the hell were you thinking?! She said, shaking her head in
disgust.

'Why on earth would an accountant get a hundred dollar bill tattooed on
his privates?'

"Well, One, I like to watch my money grow.

Two, once in a while I like to play with my money.

Three, I like how money feels in my hand.

And, lastly, instead of you going out shopping, you can stay right here
at home and blow a hundred bucks anytime you want."

Larry is in the Hospital, room 23

Title: Re: Poor Old Larry
Post by: Banshee7 on December 02, 2010, 02:36:34 PM

That's classic!  :rofl

Title: Re: Poor Old Larry
Post by: DEECONX on December 02, 2010, 02:39:10 PM

 :lol :rofl :aok

Title: Re: Poor Old Larry
Post by: ozrocker on December 02, 2010, 03:39:13 PM

 :rofl

Title: Re: Poor Old Larry
Post by: Rhah on December 02, 2010, 04:23:16 PM

 :rofl thats great gpwurzel

Title: Re: Poor Old Larry
Post by: JunkyII on December 02, 2010, 04:29:06 PM

 :rofl :rofl :rofl

Title: Re: Poor Old Larry
Post by: Tupac on December 02, 2010, 04:37:50 PM

 :rofl :rofl
 :aok

Title: Re: Poor Old Larry
Post by: 007Rusty on December 02, 2010, 04:41:15 PM

                          :rofl             :rofl     :aok

Title: Re: Poor Old Larry
Post by: Larry on December 02, 2010, 06:07:09 PM

And you guys haven't sent me flowers or a get well card or anything! I see how it is!! :mad: :mad: :mad:

Title: Re: Poor Old Larry
Post by: SIK1 on December 02, 2010, 07:07:40 PM

 :rofl  :rofl  :rofl  :rofl  :aok

Title: Re: Poor Old Larry
Post by: Wildcat1 on December 02, 2010, 08:19:23 PM

Quote from: Larry on December 02, 2010, 06:07:09 PM

And you guys haven't sent me flowers or a get well card or anything! I see how it is!! :mad: :mad: :mad:

 :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl

Title: Re: Poor Old Larry
Post by: whels on December 07, 2010, 07:37:23 PM

-------

 

Never Choke in a Restaurant in the South!

Two hillbillies walk into a restaurant.
While having a bite to eat,

they talk about their moonshine operation.

Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table,

who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough.
After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that

she is in real distress.

One of the hillbillies looks at her and says,

"Kin ya swallar?"

The woman shakes her head, "no."

Then he asks, "Kin ya breathe?"

The woman begins to turn blue,

and again shakes her head, "no."

The hillbilly walks over to the woman,

lifts up her dress,
yanks down her drawers and quickly

gives her right butt cheek a lick with his tongue.

The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm

and the obstruction flies out of her mouth.
As she begins to breathe again,

the Hillbilly walks slowly back to his table.

His partner says, "Ya know, I'd heerd of that there

'Hind Lick Maneuver'

but I ain't niver seed nobody do it afore!"

Title: Re: Poor Old Larry
Post by: DaCoon on December 07, 2010, 07:48:15 PM

 :rofl :rofl

Title: Re: Poor Old Larry
Post by: Penguin on December 07, 2010, 07:49:34 PM

Priceless!

-Penguin

Title: Re: Poor Old Larry
Post by: Wildcat1 on December 07, 2010, 08:05:12 PM

whels thats classic!

 :rofl :rofl :aok

Title: Re: Poor Old Larry
Post by: ink on December 07, 2010, 08:25:54 PM

the ''hind lick'' was classic but the ''tattoo'' one ive heard oh say a million times..........sry wurz  :-(         although I did get mine tattooed with a flaming skull, ask the chicks they e er been skull ......before............lol