Aces High Bulletin Board
General Forums => The O' Club => Topic started by: Wayout on December 07, 2010, 12:49:59 PM
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Dogs are easier than kids because:
A) They eat less;
B) They don't ask for money all the time;
C) They are easier to train, usually come when called, never drive your car and don't hang out with drug-using friends;
D) They don't smoke or drink;
E) They don't worry about having to buy the latest fashions;
F) They don't wear my clothes;
G) They don't need a gazillion dollars for college; and
H) If they get pregnant, you can sell the children.
:neener:
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2 Bear paws down I LOVE MY KIDS!
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I have thee kids of my own and love them vary much.
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^ People say that because they cant take them to the vet to be put down :)
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^ People say that because they cant take them to the vet to be put down :)
:lol
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^ People say that because they cant take them to the vet to be put down :)
If you're going to go on a killing spree, start with yourself- sickening.
-Penguin
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Kids- you gotta love 'em or you're gonna kill 'em
Dogs- if you don't love 'em they crap in your shoes :D
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Dogs are easier than kids because:
F) They don't wear my clothes;
I don't blame them, I like to feel the breeze as much as anyone else.
I tried wearing a dress for awhile, but they frown upon dudes with hairy legs wearing mini skirts.....................
to church. :devil
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If you're going to go on a killing spree, start with yourself- sickening.
-Penguin
Poster child for a prophylactic.
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ROFL.
OP, I love it, funny stuff!
The rest of you ragging on it, it's a joke. learn to take one or go elsewhere.
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Dogs are easier than kids because:
C) They are easier to train, usually come when called, never drive your car and don't hang out with drug-using friends;
D) They don't smoke or drink;
:neener:
neg all my pets drink, even my ferret enjoys an occasional malt liquor