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Title: muppets vs jello and bingo
Post by: BiPoLaR on December 07, 2010, 11:27:23 PM
I was enjoying my jello and bingo nights. Then Rick had to challenge me. You kids ready for me to come out of retirement to smack yas goofy? you guys know me. I'm a cartoon ninjer. I'm gonna judy chop all of yas.

Go easy on this old man. I might break a hip out of excitement. Then one of ya will be forced to be my bingo partner on tuesdays.
So pull the splinters out of your bench warmers arses. Its time to dance.
Title: Re: muppets vs jello and bingo
Post by: LLogann on December 07, 2010, 11:33:44 PM
The wet moose walks backwards at night, but the buzzard whistles in it's sleep.

I was enjoying my jello and bingo nights. Then Rick had to challenge me. You kids ready for me to come out of retirement to smack yas goofy? you guys know me. I'm a cartoon ninjer. I'm gonna judy chop all of yas.

Go easy on this old man. I might break a hip out of excitement. Then one of ya will be forced to be my bingo partner on tuesdays.
So pull the splinters out of your bench warmers arses. Its time to dance.
Title: Re: muppets vs jello and bingo
Post by: TW9 on December 07, 2010, 11:36:49 PM
me wonders if BP has sweaty palms yet. he has been swinging from the muppet johnson for years.
Title: Re: muppets vs jello and bingo
Post by: BiPoLaR on December 07, 2010, 11:37:51 PM
me wonders if BP has sweaty palms yet. he has been swinging from the muppet johnson for years.
only yours muppy. you know youre the sexiest one out of the bunch
Title: Re: muppets vs jello and bingo
Post by: Steve on December 08, 2010, 02:51:12 AM
only yours muppy. you know youre the sexiest one out of the bunch

HEY!
Title: Re: muppets vs jello and bingo
Post by: FLOTSOM on December 08, 2010, 06:13:13 AM
only yours muppy. you know youre the sexiest one out of the bunch

TW9 is far from t6he sexiest of the Muppets!!!!

he is just the easiest........  :x  :banana:  :x

 :bolt:
Title: Re: muppets vs jello and bingo
Post by: ACE on December 08, 2010, 07:18:08 AM
only yours muppy. you know youre the sexiest one out of the bunch
I thought you were the sexiest Bip..
Title: Re: muppets vs jello and bingo
Post by: crazyivan on December 08, 2010, 07:40:56 AM
Like a fart, I  gave birth too only , to  catch a souhtern  breeze.
Title: Re: muppets vs jello and bingo
Post by: Dragon on December 08, 2010, 07:49:11 AM
Whose been licking the frogs again?
Title: Re: muppets vs jello and bingo
Post by: uptown on December 08, 2010, 11:19:48 AM
All this Muppet luv for one another is sickening (http://i279.photobucket.com/albums/kk121/TheAmish/Sick-1.gif). Hillbillys! Aint none of ya sexy. You're all ugly...and you stink too.



Oh and Hey Steve, u thinking bout coming back?
Title: Re: muppets vs jello and bingo
Post by: BiPoLaR on December 08, 2010, 11:26:39 AM
HEY!
you need to change you sig to "manshroom" :aok

I miss the smell of you hair blowing in the AH wind as you pass me doing 450 in your pony. Your eyes glistening on the sun like morning dew on the newest of flowers. I <3 you.


To the rest of you guys.
DO NOT use my lines on your wives!!!!!
Title: Re: muppets vs jello and bingo
Post by: uptown on December 08, 2010, 11:34:50 AM
Whose been licking the frogs again?
toad licking maybe?
(http://i279.photobucket.com/albums/kk121/TheAmish/LiveLeak-dot-com-87375-toads.jpg)
Title: Re: muppets vs jello and bingo
Post by: 321BAR on December 08, 2010, 11:43:45 AM
 :rofl
Title: Re: muppets vs jello and bingo
Post by: Dadano on December 08, 2010, 11:53:15 AM
All this Muppet luv for one another is sickening (http://i279.photobucket.com/albums/kk121/TheAmish/Sick-1.gif). Hillbillys! Aint none of ya sexy. You're all ugly...and you stink too.

We actually have one of those too.
Title: Re: muppets vs jello and bingo
Post by: grizz441 on December 08, 2010, 12:52:44 PM
I was enjoying my jello and bingo nights. Then Rick had to challenge me. You kids ready for me to come out of retirement to smack yas goofy? you guys know me. I'm a cartoon ninjer. I'm gonna judy chop all of yas.

Go easy on this old man. I might break a hip out of excitement. Then one of ya will be forced to be my bingo partner on tuesdays.
So pull the splinters out of your bench warmers arses. Its time to dance.

 :lol
But who do you want to duel exactly? You are obviously a good stick in practice, although I think even you will admit, that you lose your skill quickly when you take breaks.
Title: Re: muppets vs jello and bingo
Post by: BiPoLaR on December 08, 2010, 12:55:51 PM
:lol
But who do you want to duel exactly? You are obviously a good stick in practice, although I think even you will admit, that you lose your skill quickly when you take breaks.
It doesnt matter. Whoever Wax wants me to. He said 98% would own me. I had to come back for this.

Ill be back tonight. Bone and I are going to Hit the DA. You are welcome to join in. Gotta get back up to speed. Knock this rust off.
Title: Re: muppets vs jello and bingo
Post by: grizz441 on December 08, 2010, 12:59:38 PM
It doesnt matter. Whoever Wax wants me to. He said 98% would own me. I had to come back for this.

Ill be back tonight. Bone and I are going to Hit the DA. You are welcome to join in. Gotta get back up to speed. Knock this rust off.

Okay your Dueling lineup includes: Me, kappa, suns, irishone, zap, sunbat, slash, agent, scotch, tec, spikes, bear, fester, flench, flotsom, bighorn
 
Who will you be able to beat?

Title: Re: muppets vs jello and bingo
Post by: BiPoLaR on December 08, 2010, 01:05:13 PM
Okay your Dueling lineup includes: Me, kappa, suns, irishone, zap, sunbat, slash, agent, scotch, tec, spikes, bear, fester, flench, flotsom, bighorn
 
Who will you be able to beat?


;) guess youll see
Title: Re: muppets vs jello and bingo
Post by: grizz441 on December 08, 2010, 01:08:28 PM
;) guess youll see

Any predictions?
Title: Re: muppets vs jello and bingo
Post by: Ardy123 on December 08, 2010, 01:08:34 PM
I wanna see the vids of these fights. The insults slung at each other will be as entertaining as the flying. :cheers: :cheers: :joystick: :joystick:
Title: Re: muppets vs jello and bingo
Post by: BiPoLaR on December 08, 2010, 01:10:11 PM
Any predictions?
You'll see :)
Title: Re: muppets vs jello and bingo
Post by: grizz441 on December 08, 2010, 01:14:39 PM
You'll see :)

You don't sound very confident.
Title: Re: muppets vs jello and bingo
Post by: BiPoLaR on December 08, 2010, 01:19:43 PM
You don't sound very confident.
Just put it this way. I'm coming out of retirement just for this.
Now you can stop trolling for answers  ;)
Title: Re: muppets vs jello and bingo
Post by: grizz441 on December 08, 2010, 01:23:21 PM
Just put it this way. I'm coming out of retirement just for this.
Now you can stop trolling for answers  ;)

Coming out of retirement just for us?  How cute! 

You still don't sound confident at all.  I don't blame you though.  :lol
Title: Re: muppets vs jello and bingo
Post by: LLogann on December 08, 2010, 01:23:26 PM
Go with Agent360.... He's a D-lister at best.   :P

;) guess youll see
Title: Re: muppets vs jello and bingo
Post by: BiPoLaR on December 08, 2010, 01:38:47 PM
Coming out of retirement just for us?  How cute! 

You still don't sound confident at all.  I don't blame you though.  :lol
lol oh how i love you and your trolls. You know you miss me.
Title: Re: muppets vs jello and bingo
Post by: BiPoLaR on December 08, 2010, 01:39:46 PM
Go with Agent360.... He's a D-lister at best.   :P

Ill be lucky if I even merge with Agent. The chances of him augering just after takeoff are close to 95%
Title: Re: muppets vs jello and bingo
Post by: Der Jude on December 08, 2010, 02:19:50 PM
It doesnt matter. Whoever Wax wants me to. He said 98% would own me. I had to come back for this.

Ill be back tonight. Bone and I are going to Hit the DA. You are welcome to join in. Gotta get back up to speed. Knock this rust off.

Title: Re: muppets vs jello and bingo
Post by: LLogann on December 08, 2010, 02:23:17 PM
 :rofl

Ill be lucky if I even merge with Agent. The chances of him augering just after takeoff are close to 95%
Title: Re: muppets vs jello and bingo
Post by: FLOTSOM on December 08, 2010, 06:40:01 PM
BiP if we didn't use your oneliners then none of the squad would be married to start with!!!!!!!

how we ever gonna land the hoochies if we don't serenade them with your wondrous words of wit?????

damn!!!!!!!!!!! now we will never get friendly with anyone.....besides hlbly's sheep that is!!!  :x :x and they are some mighty fine sheep for sure!!!!!
Title: Re: muppets vs jello and bingo
Post by: Dichotomy on December 08, 2010, 08:25:32 PM
and here I thought I was gonna be an honorary muppet of the sock puppet brigade ;)
Title: Re: muppets vs jello and bingo
Post by: FLOTSOM on December 08, 2010, 10:01:42 PM
and here I thought I was gonna be an honorary muppet of the sock puppet brigade ;)

sock puppet brigade???????

so you are volunteering to have hlbly stuff his fist up your rectum so far that he can work your lips with his fingers??????????

wow now thats some serious dedication to achieving your dream of becoming a Muppet!!!

hey guys maybe we should consider him........or at least lie to him and string him along so that hlbly can get a date or 2 out of the deal!!!

Title: Re: muppets vs jello and bingo
Post by: Dichotomy on December 08, 2010, 10:09:04 PM
sock puppet brigade???????

so you are volunteering to have hlbly stuff his fist up your rectum so far that he can work your lips with his fingers??????????

wow now thats some serious dedication to achieving your dream of becoming a Muppet!!!

hey guys maybe we should consider him........or at least lie to him and string him along so that hlbly can get a date or 2 out of the deal!!!



Honorary sir... honarary.  Keep that freak of nature away from me.  I've heard the stories  :O
Title: Re: muppets vs jello and bingo
Post by: perdue3 on December 08, 2010, 10:48:38 PM
me wonders if BP has sweaty palms yet. he has been swinging from the muppet johnson for years.

Every time I read a post from TW9 i wipe my screen.

Stupid fake bug.


perdweeb
Title: Re: muppets vs jello and bingo
Post by: FLOTSOM on December 08, 2010, 10:57:06 PM
Honorary sir... honarary.  Keep that freak of nature away from me.  I've heard the stories  :O

but even an honorary Muppet gets his bandage of honor.......wanna guess what you use that bandage to cover after the ceremony?
Title: Re: muppets vs jello and bingo
Post by: Dichotomy on December 08, 2010, 11:09:27 PM
nope... nope.. nope.. nope.. I withdraw..

you muppets are all sick pervs.. ;)
Title: Re: muppets vs jello and bingo
Post by: Changeup on December 09, 2010, 11:05:29 AM
but even an honorary Muppet gets his bandage of honor.......wanna guess what you use that bandage to cover after the ceremony?

I would like to see (holding a Baretta 92FS-N in hand while  :D) :devil

Changeup
Title: Re: muppets vs jello and bingo
Post by: sunfan1121 on December 09, 2010, 11:42:16 AM
Soooo.... how did it go with your first "B" lister?  :rofl
Title: Re: muppets vs jello and bingo
Post by: grizz441 on December 09, 2010, 12:00:00 PM
Soooo.... how did it go with your first "B" lister?  :rofl

(http://i379.photobucket.com/albums/oo237/grizz441/14020.gif)
Title: Re: muppets vs jello and bingo
Post by: SunBat on December 09, 2010, 12:04:34 PM
Last thing Bip saw...   :D

(http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4148/5035375242_408c61d757.jpg)
Title: Re: muppets vs jello and bingo
Post by: Ardy123 on December 09, 2010, 01:14:15 PM
Video please?

The comic verbal tirade that probably occurred makes the video worth it alone.
Title: Re: muppets vs jello and bingo
Post by: BiPoLaR on December 09, 2010, 03:57:13 PM
Soooo.... how did it go with your first "B" lister?  :rofl
well, considering i just got back last night after 5 months off. I didnt do to well the first 2. But owned the last 3 in a row, once i figured out where to place him cause of his lag. He had some lag issues and admitted it. But no complaints, adapt and overcome.

That fight let me know I need A LOT more DA time with some squadies. Cause my aim and SA are pure n00bish.
Give me a week or 2 and ill be back up to par.

 :salute To Flench. Good flying bud. We can do it again some time. See me on in the DA, come on in and fly with us.

Title: Re: muppets vs jello and bingo
Post by: Changeup on December 09, 2010, 04:02:27 PM
sock puppet brigade???????

so you are volunteering to have hlbly stuff his fist up your rectum so far that he can work your lips with his fingers??????????

wow now thats some serious dedication to achieving your dream of becoming a Muppet!!!

hey guys maybe we should consider him........or at least lie to him and string him along so that hlbly can get a date or 2 out of the deal!!!



You, sir are a deranged human being

(http://i909.photobucket.com/albums/ac300/Changeup1/warrender_herbert_frederick_voyy.jpg)
Title: Re: muppets vs jello and bingo
Post by: Flench on December 09, 2010, 05:03:43 PM
well, considering i just got back last night after 5 months off. I didnt do to well the first 2. But owned the last 3 in a row, once i figured out where to place him cause of his lag. He had some lag issues and admitted it. But no complaints, adapt and overcome.

That fight let me know I need A LOT more DA time with some squadies. Cause my aim and SA are pure n00bish.
Give me a week or 2 and ill be back up to par.

 :salute To Flench. Good flying bud. We can do it again some time. See me on in the DA, come on in and fly with us.


<S> BiP . Good fight's and thanks for the offer .
Title: Re: muppets vs jello and bingo
Post by: FLOTSOM on December 09, 2010, 05:12:55 PM
You, sir are a deranged human being

(http://i909.photobucket.com/albums/ac300/Changeup1/warrender_herbert_frederick_voyy.jpg)

close changeUp but my helmet has alot more padding than that one!!  :D
Title: Re: muppets vs jello and bingo
Post by: Changeup on December 09, 2010, 05:14:24 PM
close changeUp but my helmet has alot more padding than that one!!  :D

LMAO!!