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Title: Funniest things you've seen written on the bathroom wall
Post by: Tupac on December 07, 2010, 11:42:38 PM
This is a thread for the funniest things you have ever seen written on the bathroom walls.

These are some of the funniest ones I've seen.

"This stall is out of toilet paper
What could be behind this caper?
Should i stay and call for help?
Will anyone hear my desperate yelp?
Should i leave or should i linger?
Just suck it up and use my finger?"

It was written in poop smear.

"Here I sit in peacefulness
Listening to the dropping pi**
Now and then, a fart is heard
Followed by a thunderous turd"

"I just wrote on the wall, take THAT society!"

Any other ones you guys seen? I understand that this is childish, but some of these are REALLY funny.
Title: Re: Funniest things you've seen written on the bathroom wall
Post by: ebfd11 on December 08, 2010, 12:00:54 AM
Here I sit on the pooper giving birth to NJ State Trroper.

Don't look here its only a shizz smear. (Next to it was a smear)

Here I sit broken hearted, I came to &*%$ and only farted.
So the next time that I took a chance I saved the time and %^& my pants.

He who writes on bathroom walls,
Rolls his poo in little balls.
He who reads the words of wit,
Eats those balls made of it.

The only thing I have learned was written while I was ^&&*ing.


Ohh by the way those were the clean ones. I'm a truck driver so I have seen more funny ones I can't post here.
Title: Re: Funniest things you've seen written on the bathroom wall
Post by: Brooke on December 08, 2010, 01:55:55 AM
At the university (as a freshman in engineering):

"Two weeks ago, I couldn't even spell ingeneer.  Now I are one."
Title: Re: Funniest things you've seen written on the bathroom wall
Post by: ozrocker on December 08, 2010, 06:45:54 AM
Well, don't yell you asked for it. While stationed at Ft. Hood, I read, "Here I sit stunninghunk flexin, giving birth to another Texan.

 :rofl :rofl :rofl I'm not the poet.


                                                                                 <S> Oz
Title: Re: Funniest things you've seen written on the bathroom wall
Post by: dirtdart on December 08, 2010, 07:14:34 AM
From a porta pottie at Camp Buerhing in Kuwait:

Ladies, Please remember you are a plane ride away from being ugly again.

Probably the best one I ever saw. 
Title: Re: Funniest things you've seen written on the bathroom wall
Post by: Reschke on December 08, 2010, 07:59:46 AM
An ex-girlfriends phone number...preceded by the ubiquitous..."For a good time call"

I called and she told me to hang up she was waiting on a paying customer!
Title: Re: Funniest things you've seen written on the bathroom wall
Post by: Yeager on December 08, 2010, 09:39:24 AM
in a restaurant bathroom: a three ringed bulls-eye in permanent marker drawn on a wall opposite the toilet with about 1000 dried snots stuck mostly in the 1st ring.
Title: Re: Funniest things you've seen written on the bathroom wall
Post by: Stoliman on December 08, 2010, 09:49:40 AM
Three different writings on the same wall:

"Jesus is the answer".

"What was the question?"

"Who is Felipe and Matty Alou's brother?"

/baseball nerd
Title: Re: Funniest things you've seen written on the bathroom wall
Post by: Melvin on December 08, 2010, 10:03:41 AM
At Charlie's Pot Belly Pub in Westmont IL. circa 1985.

"Beam me up Scotty, there's no intelligent life here."

I was a kid when I saw that. For some reason I found it hilarious and it's stuck with me all these years.
Title: Re: Funniest things you've seen written on the bathroom wall
Post by: Serenity on December 08, 2010, 10:52:38 AM
My favorite, "GO ARMY!" with the R backwards, at the 3rd floor in SZB at UT Austin.
Title: Re: Funniest things you've seen written on the bathroom wall
Post by: Tac on December 08, 2010, 11:12:25 AM
someone had scratched an image of Mr. Hanky the christmas poo from south park right on the lid of the toilet.


You just cant help but laugh at that one.
Title: Re: Funniest things you've seen written on the bathroom wall
Post by: 68ZooM on December 08, 2010, 12:56:25 PM
Funniest thing i ever wrote was my Ex-wifes phone number under the Title for a goodtime Call     :devil
Title: Re: Funniest things you've seen written on the bathroom wall
Post by: Treize69 on December 08, 2010, 01:26:47 PM
See Rule #6
Title: Re: Funniest things you've seen written on the bathroom wall
Post by: katanaso on December 08, 2010, 02:34:58 PM
See Rule #6
Title: Re: Funniest things you've seen written on the bathroom wall
Post by: ebfd11 on December 08, 2010, 02:41:34 PM
When I was in Hawaii last January:

(http://www.fingerpicked.com/misc/wallart.jpg)

that wil get this thread shut down
Title: Re: Funniest things you've seen written on the bathroom wall
Post by: bagrat on December 08, 2010, 02:44:12 PM
fo good time call- to fa fo fa fo na na    :o
Title: Re: Funniest things you've seen written on the bathroom wall
Post by: danny76 on December 08, 2010, 03:04:41 PM
Sign above a urinal in manufacturing company I worked at whilst on Summer Hols

Please do not throw Cigarette butts down the urinals, it blocks them up.

and underneath "and makes them difficult to light"
Title: Re: Funniest things you've seen written on the bathroom wall
Post by: Wildcat1 on December 08, 2010, 03:12:40 PM
"you have found your happy place"

 :D
Title: Re: Funniest things you've seen written on the bathroom wall
Post by: tmetal on December 08, 2010, 03:49:02 PM
on a wall at a urinal "look down, the joke is in your hand"
Title: Re: Funniest things you've seen written on the bathroom wall
Post by: BowHTR on December 08, 2010, 03:50:47 PM
See Rule #6
Title: Re: Funniest things you've seen written on the bathroom wall
Post by: morfiend on December 08, 2010, 04:15:52 PM
See Rule #6
Title: Re: Funniest things you've seen written on the bathroom wall
Post by: DaCoon on December 08, 2010, 06:15:01 PM
See Rule #6
Title: Re: Funniest things you've seen written on the bathroom wall
Post by: Plazus on December 08, 2010, 09:24:30 PM
See Rule #6
Title: Re: Funniest things you've seen written on the bathroom wall
Post by: ozrocker on December 09, 2010, 07:05:04 AM
in a restaurant bathroom: a three ringed bulls-eye in permanent marker drawn on a wall opposite the toilet with about 1000 dried snots stuck mostly in the 1st ring.

Ah, the old pick -n- flick game system. In my younger days I drew quite a few of those targets :rofl :rofl


                                                                                        <S> Oz
Title: Re: Funniest things you've seen written on the bathroom wall
Post by: zack1234 on December 09, 2010, 07:13:39 AM
i am leaving you :old:
Title: Re: Funniest things you've seen written on the bathroom wall
Post by: Tyrannis on December 09, 2010, 03:57:20 PM
on a wall at a urinal "look down, the joke is in your hand"

aha,  :rofl
Title: Re: Funniest things you've seen written on the bathroom wall
Post by: whipster22 on December 09, 2010, 07:13:56 PM
toilet tennis

Look Right                                                                                        Look Left
Title: Re: Funniest things you've seen written on the bathroom wall
Post by: Major Biggles on December 10, 2010, 12:58:33 AM
On the back of the door of the science library toilets at university:

"I have a 10 inch noodle"
"Is that in binary?"


laughed for ages at that one!
Title: Re: Funniest things you've seen written on the bathroom wall
Post by: skernsk on December 10, 2010, 03:42:21 PM
Above the paper:

"Taliban Portraits .. wipe to develop"
Title: Re: Funniest things you've seen written on the bathroom wall
Post by: Brooke on December 10, 2010, 04:15:23 PM
On the back of the door of the science library toilets at university:

"I have a 10 inch noodle"
"Is that in binary?"


laughed for ages at that one!

That is a good one!
Title: Re: Funniest things you've seen written on the bathroom wall
Post by: FYB on December 10, 2010, 05:55:19 PM
Above the paper:

"Taliban Portraits .. wipe to develop"
Lol...  :lol
Title: Re: Funniest things you've seen written on the bathroom wall
Post by: skorpion on December 10, 2010, 10:40:15 PM
Someone had written "i sit here in dismay, as i bleed out my butthole today...it is painful and shocking but i will poop in your stockings later on for wasting your time reading this crap" on the toilet seat. then it had a little poo stain with an arrow pointing towards it. blehh  :lol :lol
Title: Re: Funniest things you've seen written on the bathroom wall
Post by: thndregg on December 11, 2010, 11:25:57 PM
On the wall in a rent-a-can in Nampa, Idaho:

"Mexican Spaceship"
Title: Re: Funniest things you've seen written on the bathroom wall
Post by: Dichotomy on December 12, 2010, 12:07:26 AM
'Jesus Saves'

Below

'Gretzky steals and he SCORES!'

also seen on a bumper sticker
Title: Re: Funniest things you've seen written on the bathroom wall
Post by: Stage1 on December 12, 2010, 12:36:07 PM
No help to stand upon the seat, because Yukon crabs can jump 8 feet.
Title: Re: Funniest things you've seen written on the bathroom wall
Post by: Tupac on December 12, 2010, 01:01:49 PM
On the wall in a rent-a-can in Nampa, Idaho:

"Mexican Spaceship"

BAHAHAHAHA
Title: Re: Funniest things you've seen written on the bathroom wall
Post by: Penguin on December 12, 2010, 01:53:27 PM
No help to stand upon the seat, because Yukon crabs can jump 8 feet.

Oh, that is HILARIOUS!

-Penguin
Title: Re: Funniest things you've seen written on the bathroom wall
Post by: Skuzzy on December 13, 2010, 09:42:43 AM
I hope everyone who got a "Rule #6" violation enjoys the week off from the board.