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General Forums => The O' Club => Topic started by: Tupac on December 07, 2010, 11:42:38 PM
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This is a thread for the funniest things you have ever seen written on the bathroom walls.
These are some of the funniest ones I've seen.
"This stall is out of toilet paper
What could be behind this caper?
Should i stay and call for help?
Will anyone hear my desperate yelp?
Should i leave or should i linger?
Just suck it up and use my finger?"
It was written in poop smear.
"Here I sit in peacefulness
Listening to the dropping pi**
Now and then, a fart is heard
Followed by a thunderous turd"
"I just wrote on the wall, take THAT society!"
Any other ones you guys seen? I understand that this is childish, but some of these are REALLY funny.
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Here I sit on the pooper giving birth to NJ State Trroper.
Don't look here its only a shizz smear. (Next to it was a smear)
Here I sit broken hearted, I came to &*%$ and only farted.
So the next time that I took a chance I saved the time and %^& my pants.
He who writes on bathroom walls,
Rolls his poo in little balls.
He who reads the words of wit,
Eats those balls made of it.
The only thing I have learned was written while I was ^&&*ing.
Ohh by the way those were the clean ones. I'm a truck driver so I have seen more funny ones I can't post here.
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At the university (as a freshman in engineering):
"Two weeks ago, I couldn't even spell ingeneer. Now I are one."
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Well, don't yell you asked for it. While stationed at Ft. Hood, I read, "Here I sit stunninghunk flexin, giving birth to another Texan.
:rofl :rofl :rofl I'm not the poet.
<S> Oz
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From a porta pottie at Camp Buerhing in Kuwait:
Ladies, Please remember you are a plane ride away from being ugly again.
Probably the best one I ever saw.
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An ex-girlfriends phone number...preceded by the ubiquitous..."For a good time call"
I called and she told me to hang up she was waiting on a paying customer!
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in a restaurant bathroom: a three ringed bulls-eye in permanent marker drawn on a wall opposite the toilet with about 1000 dried snots stuck mostly in the 1st ring.
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Three different writings on the same wall:
"Jesus is the answer".
"What was the question?"
"Who is Felipe and Matty Alou's brother?"
/baseball nerd
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At Charlie's Pot Belly Pub in Westmont IL. circa 1985.
"Beam me up Scotty, there's no intelligent life here."
I was a kid when I saw that. For some reason I found it hilarious and it's stuck with me all these years.
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My favorite, "GO ARMY!" with the R backwards, at the 3rd floor in SZB at UT Austin.
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someone had scratched an image of Mr. Hanky the christmas poo from south park right on the lid of the toilet.
You just cant help but laugh at that one.
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Funniest thing i ever wrote was my Ex-wifes phone number under the Title for a goodtime Call :devil
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When I was in Hawaii last January:
(http://www.fingerpicked.com/misc/wallart.jpg)
that wil get this thread shut down
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fo good time call- to fa fo fa fo na na :o
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Sign above a urinal in manufacturing company I worked at whilst on Summer Hols
Please do not throw Cigarette butts down the urinals, it blocks them up.
and underneath "and makes them difficult to light"
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"you have found your happy place"
:D
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on a wall at a urinal "look down, the joke is in your hand"
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in a restaurant bathroom: a three ringed bulls-eye in permanent marker drawn on a wall opposite the toilet with about 1000 dried snots stuck mostly in the 1st ring.
Ah, the old pick -n- flick game system. In my younger days I drew quite a few of those targets :rofl :rofl
<S> Oz
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i am leaving you :old:
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on a wall at a urinal "look down, the joke is in your hand"
aha, :rofl
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toilet tennis
Look Right Look Left
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On the back of the door of the science library toilets at university:
"I have a 10 inch noodle"
"Is that in binary?"
laughed for ages at that one!
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Above the paper:
"Taliban Portraits .. wipe to develop"
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On the back of the door of the science library toilets at university:
"I have a 10 inch noodle"
"Is that in binary?"
laughed for ages at that one!
That is a good one!
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Above the paper:
"Taliban Portraits .. wipe to develop"
Lol... :lol
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Someone had written "i sit here in dismay, as i bleed out my butthole today...it is painful and shocking but i will poop in your stockings later on for wasting your time reading this crap" on the toilet seat. then it had a little poo stain with an arrow pointing towards it. blehh :lol :lol
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On the wall in a rent-a-can in Nampa, Idaho:
"Mexican Spaceship"
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'Jesus Saves'
Below
'Gretzky steals and he SCORES!'
also seen on a bumper sticker
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No help to stand upon the seat, because Yukon crabs can jump 8 feet.
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On the wall in a rent-a-can in Nampa, Idaho:
"Mexican Spaceship"
BAHAHAHAHA
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No help to stand upon the seat, because Yukon crabs can jump 8 feet.
Oh, that is HILARIOUS!
-Penguin
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I hope everyone who got a "Rule #6" violation enjoys the week off from the board.