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Title: Why there are 3 countries
Post by: Silat on December 13, 2010, 01:56:21 AM
Ok, here's what I heard...

The Knights, Rooks and Bishops all lived together in perfect harmony,
until one day, there was a tornado that whipped through Bishopland destroying everything in its path.  Picking up all of the Bish flocks of sheep (which were being bred for purposes better left unspoken) as it went. These poor helpless sheep were whipped about within the hurtling vortex (mbaaa) whilst it made its way into peaceful Knightland, where they were gently dropped onto the ground.

Once the raging storm had ended, the Knights came out of their shelters and were surprised to see sheep roaming throughout Knightland (well the fact that the sheep were there was less surprising than what the sheep were wearing), but the Knights soon learned as the Bishops already knew, "sheep r good".
Soon the Bishops learned of this horrible tragedy that had befallen them.

"Oh, where have our dear sheep gone?" they cried.
They asked the Rooks if they knew anything,
"No we haven't seen your sheep you sick bastages" the Rooks said.

So they traveled to Knightland to see if they knew, but the KNIGHTS heard that the BISHOPS were coming and hid the sheep before they arrived. Thus the BISHOPS went home broken hearted to their homes in Bishopland, which were not as "homey" as they once were.

Days turned into weeks, the BISHOPS had to find something to do, but what could they do without their beloved sheep? The KNIGHTS soon became as twisted and evil as the BISHOPS once were, and the ROOKS, being benevolent and wise, continued to ponder the mysteries of the universe.

But soon, the KNIGHTS made a fatal mistake, they became careless and lazy. They would "play" with the sheep in daylight, and close to the borders. It was only a matter of time until Bishopland would find out, and find out they did. Bishopland demanded that the sheep be returned, but the KNIGHTS wouldn't listen. Bishopland called on the wise ROOKS for help, and the ROOKS agreed.

"This is what you must do KNIGHTS", said the ROOKS,  "Remove half of the flock back to Bishopland"

The KNIGHTS would not agree, but were frightened of mighty Rookland and to appease the great ROOKS they gave them a gift of one flock.  Many of the ROOKS did not want them, but a small faction won out. They wanted to use the sheep for wool and mutton, but soon the ROOKS learned as well that "sheep r good".

Bishopland learned of this and it angered them greatly.

"Why should the KNIGHTS and ROOKS be allowed to keep our sheep!" they screamed.
"We must get them back at any cost!"

Bishopland then invaded Knightland and Rookland without warning, cries of "Sheep r good!"
rose from their throats.  Knightland and Rookland immediately declared war on Bishopland and began to drive them out. But Knightland, seeing this as an opportunity to gain the vast knowledge Rookland possessed, turned on their allies.

And so it continues to this day, a horrible endless war....

over sheep

At least that's what I heard....


(From an unknown author of yesteryear)


Title: Re: Why there are 3 countries
Post by: BrownBaron on December 13, 2010, 02:23:56 AM
..and every year on Christmas Day, the waring nations lay down their arms and play soccer in the trenches...
Title: Re: Why there are 3 countries
Post by: BillyD on December 13, 2010, 03:08:08 AM
www.silatupliftsdonkey.com
Title: Re: Why there are 3 countries
Post by: Blooz on December 13, 2010, 07:35:07 AM
Go and hate your neighbor
Go and cheat a friend
Do it in the name of heaven
You can justify it in the end
There won't be any trumpets blowing
Come the judgement day
On the bloody morning after
One tin soldier rides away
Title: Re: Why there are 3 countries
Post by: LCADolby on December 13, 2010, 07:48:06 AM
 :huh This all about Sheep?!?!? Did anyone notify the Welsh?
Title: Re: Why there are 3 countries
Post by: B3YT on December 13, 2010, 08:05:08 AM
who do you think sold the bish the sheep in the first place:) :banana:
Title: Re: Why there are 3 countries
Post by: LCADolby on December 13, 2010, 08:19:37 AM
who do you think sold the bish the sheep in the first place:) :banana:
:lol :rofl
Title: Re: Why there are 3 countries
Post by: Flayed on December 13, 2010, 09:01:39 AM
  You sir are mistaken....   The bish never actually had any sheep but in reality had rooks in sheep's clothing.  Speaking from a bish stand point Rooks are much more athletic than sheep are.. Mbaaaa  :D
Title: Re: Why there are 3 countries
Post by: delta7 on December 13, 2010, 12:17:59 PM
So, that's what happened to all the sheep I used to run into while driving a tank. :lol
Title: Re: Why there are 3 countries
Post by: NatCigg on December 13, 2010, 12:22:32 PM
who do you think sold the bish the sheep in the first place:) :banana:

 :aok
Title: Re: Why there are 3 countries
Post by: Shuffler on December 13, 2010, 01:25:29 PM
Go and hate your neighbor
Go and cheat a friend
Do it in the name of heaven
You can justify it in the end
There won't be any trumpets blowing
Come the judgement day
On the bloody morning after
One tin soldier rides away

Close but missing a few words...... Hope Billy Jack forgives you. :D
Title: Re: Why there are 3 countries
Post by: LLogann on December 13, 2010, 01:45:19 PM
So you admit that the people of RookLand & KnitVille gang up on the fine sort of folk that dwell on the Bishop side of the borders?   :O

Ok, here's what I heard...

  Knightland and Rookland immediately declared war on Bishopland and began to drive them out.

At least that's what I heard....

Title: Re: Why there are 3 countries
Post by: greens on December 13, 2010, 01:50:17 PM
Why there are 3 countries?! hahaha easy...
one country for the losers=bish
one country for the furby's=knits
one country for the winners=rooks!!  :aok




i dunno. IMO
Title: Re: Why there are 3 countries
Post by: guncrasher on December 13, 2010, 03:21:38 PM
Why there are 3 countries?! hahaha easy...
one country for the losers=bish
one country for the furby's=knits
one country for the winners=rooks!!  :aok




i dunno. IMO

i should mention greens splits his time between bishops and knights :).

semp
Title: Re: Why there are 3 countries
Post by: greens on December 13, 2010, 05:55:51 PM
i should mention greens splits his time between bishops and knights :).

semp
Yes Sir! i do switch countries so.....i guess i am one of them heehee   <S> all u bish n knits i do miss flying w u guys too  :cheers:
                                    greens
Title: Re: Why there are 3 countries
Post by: MarineUS on December 14, 2010, 12:47:22 AM
he's got it  :aok
Title: Re: Why there are 3 countries
Post by: 5anders on December 14, 2010, 03:15:05 AM
Hmm, that just explains why the three countries are fighting, not why there are three countries.  :neener:
Title: Re: Why there are 3 countries
Post by: save on December 14, 2010, 06:07:57 AM
I flew for the Purple in WB :P
Title: Re: Why there are 3 countries
Post by: Plawranc on December 14, 2010, 07:02:03 AM
News Flash:

President Racdogg of the Rookland parliment said today that his elite unit of cannon fodder the 348th dweeb group "Claim Jumping love muffines" accounted for the capture of 500 Knight sheep in a combat outside A44 this evening. The sheep are now being held in the troop factory in Rookland stating that these sheep are needed for the morale of the men.

Ambassador to Rookland from the Knight Confederacy, Ambassador Bunnies and foreign minister waystin demanded the sheep's return, stating that this gross breach of the "unilateral division of Sheep" treaty signed in 2008 in a vain attempt to cease hostilities, is "an unwarranted escalation of the already tense hostilities and that the mistreatment of the sheep could lead to fierce retribution" this threat was backed up by the threatened distribution of naked pics of Silat in Rook cities if the demands are not met.

Bishop sources could not comment as their primary military force the 648th Tard brigade "Devils Rejects Hordling squad" was too busy seizing Rook and Knight territory while the before mentioned countries were arguing.

More news as the political situation develops. 
Title: Re: Why there are 3 countries
Post by: JunkyII on December 14, 2010, 07:47:33 AM
Pigs on the Wing has all yourr sheep...we are trying to make them all into Pigs so we can run ze world heheheheh