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Title: Santa's Checkride
Post by: Bino on December 21, 2010, 11:49:17 AM

Santa Claus, like all pilots, gets regular visits from the Federal Aviation Administration. The FAA examiner arrived on the appointed day for a pre-Christmas flight check.  Santa got out his logbook and made sure he had all his paperwork in order. The examiner walked slowly around the sled, consulting a checklist on a clipboard. He looked closely at the reindeer harnesses, the landing gear, and Rudolph's nose. He carefully reviewed Santa's weight and balance calculations for the sled's huge payload. Finally, they were ready for the checkride. Santa climbed aboard, secured his seatbelt and shoulder harness, and checked the compass. Then the examiner hopped up on to the sled. Santa started in surprise, for the examiner was carrying a shotgun.

"What's THAT for?" Santa asked incredulously.

The examiner glanced over his shoulder to make sure no-one else was listening, then winked at Santa and said,
"I'm not supposed to tell you this... but you're going to lose an engine on takeoff."




Merry Christmas!!!   :cheers:

Title: Re: Santa's Checkride
Post by: Dragon on December 21, 2010, 11:52:26 AM

 :rofl

Title: Re: Santa's Checkride
Post by: Stampf on December 21, 2010, 12:28:17 PM

 :lol

Title: Re: Santa's Checkride
Post by: 5anders on December 21, 2010, 12:47:26 PM

I hope it's dancer or prancer.

Title: Re: Santa's Checkride
Post by: Zeagle on December 21, 2010, 01:21:47 PM

That's just so wrong it's right

Title: Re: Santa's Checkride
Post by: LLogann on December 21, 2010, 02:05:35 PM

Say it again!!!   :rofl

Quote from: Zeagle on December 21, 2010, 01:21:47 PM

That's just so wrong it's right

Title: Re: Santa's Checkride
Post by: Babalonian on December 21, 2010, 05:45:50 PM

 :rofl

Title: Re: Santa's Checkride
Post by: VonMessa on December 21, 2010, 07:21:47 PM

 :rofl