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General Forums => Aces High General Discussion => Topic started by: Big Rat on December 22, 2010, 06:48:00 PM
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If you like 109's and want to be involved in trying to stop the American bomber hordes over Germany, join up :aok. I JG27, has slots open for this glorious battle. We also have somehow procurred double rations of good German beer :D. This will of course cause the other Gruppen to be :furious as they are now short. This is why I JG27, is the best home for the 109 pilots out there. But don't wait too long, eventually the other German Gruppen will figure out who has all the beer :neener: We will be flying the G6, G14, and K4 variants.
Please read the writup and be able to commit to most if not all the Saturday dates. PM me, or post on here if interested :aok
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BigRat
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As you can see, the Allied CO is in fear of I JG27. Join the obviously most feared Gruppen by the Allies, I JG27 :aok
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BigRat
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<-------has been order (and many others) by the Allied CO to hunt and destroy any stubborn Germans that thinks they can stop the allies bombers. :t
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We're not stubborn. We just get sick and tired of American bombers crashing to the ground and causing us to spill our quality German beer. Figured there was two ways to stop this terrible spilling tragedy from re-occuring over and over again. Either the Americans quit trying to bomb us, and simply admit we have better beer and go home, our we have to shoot all these silly 4 engined bomber doohickeys down. We all know you Americans are trying to take over our beer factories, so you don't have to pay for importing our better quality German beer. You think once you take over, you can re-label our beer as American beer, so no one will know the truth. But I JG27 has sworn an oath to defend our beer factories to the last man and 109. For the defence of German beer and Germany Join I JG27 against the Americans. Quality beer for future generations rests on your shoulders :aok
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BigRat
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Wish I still had a subscription and a g14!!
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Wish I still had a subscription and a g14!!
You can make a comeback :aok I could use you in this epic battle :D. Strangely when you paint a Stuka blue, it still doesn't fly like a Hog, but looks very similiar :headscratch:
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BigRat
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We're not stubborn. We just get sick and tired of American bombers crashing to the ground and causing us to spill our quality German beer. Figured there was two ways to stop this terrible spilling tragedy from re-occuring over and over again. Either the Americans quit trying to bomb us, and simply admit we have better beer and go home, our we have to shoot all these silly 4 engined bomber doohickeys down. We all know you Americans are trying to take over our beer factories, so you don't have to pay for importing our better quality German beer. You think once you take over, you can re-label our beer as American beer, so no one will know the truth. But I JG27 has sworn an oath to defend our beer factories to the last man and 109. For the defence of German beer and Germany Join I JG27 against the Americans. Quality beer for future generations rests on your shoulders :aok
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BigRat
Actually, we are after your sheep. :D
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Actually, we are after your sheep. :D
If all you wanted were the sheep all you had to do is ask. We would have gave them to you :lol After all we have these fine German maidens waiting for us after every mission with beer in hand, I told them they could have a sip before serving me and my fellow knights of the sky :D. You too could have this kind of service if you join I JG27. The allies may be happy with sheep, but those of us of I JG27 have higher standards :aok
(http://i98.photobucket.com/albums/l273/woosle_2006/Beer_01.jpg)
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BigRat
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If all you wanted were the sheep all you had to do is ask. We would have gave them to you :lol After all we have these fine German maidens waiting for us after every mission with beer in hand, I told them they could have a sip before serving me and my fellow knights of the sky :D. You too could have this kind of service if you join I JG27. The allies may be happy with sheep, but those of us of I JG27 have higher standards :aok
(http://i98.photobucket.com/albums/l273/woosle_2006/Beer_01.jpg)
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BigRat
We used the sheep for food and other bio- products that will help the war effort. And we have better looking women in the states and across the big pond that enjoys being with real man who flies over enemy territory, face danger or death.
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WHOA!! That girl in the front is smokin!!!!!
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We used the sheep for food and other bio- products that will help the war effort. And we have better looking women in the states and across the big pond that enjoys being with real man who flies over enemy territory, face danger or death.
"we have better looking women in the states and across the big pond that enjoys being with real man who flies over enemy territory, face danger or death." << If I'm understanding this quote correctly, American women want to be with the men of I JG27 :aok :lol. Well by all means bring them over, we just built new barracks, (other was full) so have plenty of room :neener:
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BigRat
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WHOA!! That girl in the front is smokin!!!!!
Jolly22,
One of the perks of I JG27 :D If you join I JG27 I will personally see to it that she brings you a beer after your successfull return from your first sortie :cheers:
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BigRat
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Thats it...On the way to Munich as we speak :airplane:
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"we have better looking women in the states and across the big pond that enjoys being with real man who flies over enemy territory, face danger or death." << If I'm understanding this quote correctly, American women want to be with the men of I JG27 :aok :lol. Well by all means bring them over, we just built new barracks, (other was full) so have plenty of room :neener:
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BigRat
LOL. The women cross the big pond are the brits. DoD warn us about VD in the German women population.
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Jolly22,
One of the perks of I JG27 :D If you join I JG27 I will personally see to it that she brings you a beer after your successfull return from your first sortie :cheers:
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BigRat
Too bad im flyin allied!! :devil I prefer hearing the sounds of americans and understanding them :x
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LOL. The women cross the big pond are the brits. DoD warn us about VD in the German women population.
That's just Allied propoganda, so that you don't desert in droves for our beer and women. Once learning the truth though, many allied airmen simply bail out of perfectly good aircraft over Germany, so they can try and get a taste of our beer and women (see previous post about bombers crashing and spilling beer). It's really annoying when some American bails out of their aircraft, spills your beer, and then tries to hit on our women. Thereby the whole reason I JG27 needs pilots to help stop this travesty.
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BigRat
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That's just Allied propoganda, so that you don't desert in droves for our beer and women. Once learning the truth though, many allied airmen simply bail out of perfectly good aircraft over Germany, so they can try and get a taste of our beer and women (see previous post about bombers crashing and spilling beer). It's really annoying when some American bails out of their aircraft, spills your beer, and then tries to hit on our women. Thereby the whole reason I JG27 needs pilots to help stop this travesty.
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BigRat
LOL
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Alright guys what do I have to offer to get the remaining 109 fans into I JG27. I have the best supply of quality German beer, all the other Gruppen have the inferior stuff we past on :neener:. We have the best German women to even serve it to you, and they drink it too. And the more they drink the better you look :aok. Our 109's are the best in the fleet, I hand picked every one of them, I guarantee that not one of them will have a mechanical failure. Now I can't post all these fancy pictures these other guys put up :cry, I'm not very puter literate. But you don't really want fancy pictures and animations, you want the best Germany can produce, quality aircraft, quality beer, and quality women. I'll even throw in, as a bonus, my quality leadership :old:
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BigRat
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You also have the best bait in AH flying with you - I can guarantee anyone who flys with me will get lots of kills taking people off my backside.
This will be a fun scenario, lots of planes to shoot at (and get shot at by)
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Von Wurzel
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See, look, we now even have the best bait :aok
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BigRat
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WHOA!! That girl in the front is smokin!!!!!
How would you know? You're not looking at her face. :aok
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We have more beer and women than current roster can deal with. We'd like to share. Any takers?
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Unbelievably we still have spots with all these great benefits. This is a limited time offer, and first come first serve :aok
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BigRat
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Promise I am not sand bagg'n your post but...
I JG 27 has tons of high end fighter sticks. If you are a newer pilot and want to watch some great flying up close and personal this would be one of the German units to sign up with. You would learn a ton about flying fighters, not just 109s and 190s.
Just my two cents.
Boo
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Thanks Boo :aok
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BigRat