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Title: What happened to me?
Post by: hblair on September 04, 2001, 02:33:00 PM
When I started playing Aces High almost 2 years ago, I carried with me the Warbirds Code of Honor. Under no circumstances ever would you shoot the parachute of an opposing pilot. You just didn't do it. Period.

It was lowdown, skummy, and dweebish. Only dorks would shoot your chute.

Well, I started playing Aces High in October of '99 and was exposed to different players from other games. As a "warbirder" I had been taught that these people from such inferior games like "Airwarrior" and such were low-class scumbags who paid 9 bucks a month for their "gamey" game. I soon had heard rumors that these players had been doing such atrocity's in the game such as openly shooting parachutes!

I would post on the boards with my warbirds brethren denouncing the evils of this practice. The poor "Airwarriors" needed educating we thought.

Well, soon thereafter, there was this skumbag ( :D) named "creamo" who would fly N1K's and openely smoke my chute whenever he was around me!  :mad: I couldn't believe that this lowdown non-warbirder would do such a thing to me!

To make a long story short, here I am, 2 years into this game, and I am an openly happy car-bomber, and chute shooter.
There.
I said it.
And I like it too!

So you better look out! if you see a 109 near you, don't pull that ripcord til you're good and low!

  :D
Title: What happened to me?
Post by: AKDejaVu on September 04, 2001, 02:36:00 PM
What happened to you?...

You got punked by Creamo.

AKDejaVu
Title: What happened to me?
Post by: Chaos68 on September 04, 2001, 02:36:00 PM
I try not to shoot chutes but if someone shoots at my silk then im hunting for that low scumbag and shooting his!
Title: What happened to me?
Post by: hblair on September 04, 2001, 02:37:00 PM
Ahh, still clinging to the Code of Honor, eh?

Join the darkside...

[ 09-04-2001: Message edited by: hblair ]
Title: What happened to me?
Post by: Rude on September 04, 2001, 02:38:00 PM
It's the end of the world as we know it :D

I'm usually so busy being chased that I don't have time to kill chutes...otherwise you could bet your sweet hiney that I would kill every chute I saw.

Hello....my name is Rude....and I kill chutes!
Title: What happened to me?
Post by: BigGun on September 04, 2001, 02:41:00 PM
I always shoot a chute if given the chance. Of coarse the most rewarding part about it is if someone whines about it on channel 1. Now I just need to figure out how to get them damn FDBs to pull the ripcord.

BgMAW
Title: What happened to me?
Post by: Fatty on September 04, 2001, 02:44:00 PM
I'll always pull off a sure kill if I see silk floating.  I'm collecting the hides to make me some silk jammies.
Title: What happened to me?
Post by: Dinger on September 04, 2001, 02:53:00 PM
Filmed one the other night (sorry no webspace available.  Ask me and I'll mail it to ya) --  furball by CV. I've launched in a TBM and am egressing when there's a chute at my 2 ock, 1500 feet up.  Break right, pull into a hammerhead, spray 'em down.  Chute explodes as I blow past, full rudder and back to the deck.
Sweet!
Title: What happened to me?
Post by: Dowding on September 04, 2001, 03:21:00 PM
My personal list of chute targets (in order of preference):

Vulchers
N1k drivers
Chog drivers
LW drivers
Those really good P51 drivers (not very often this one, if ever -  the barstewards)
'Lavochka masters'
'Lavochka master' wannabes
Bish drivers
Rook drivers
Title: What happened to me?
Post by: Baine on September 04, 2001, 03:56:00 PM
As an old Air Warrior, I refrained from shooting chutes. I thought it wasn't nice, not to mention I didn't want to waste my bullets. But I've been converted.
After a good dogfight, the bogie finally managed to knock enough pieces off my plane to send me into a spin. I hit the silk and prepare to type a <S> to the victorious pilot when I notice his Niki doing a slow turn and heading back my way.
I'm thinking to myself "He isn't going to..."
when the tracers start flying.
Now I look forward to some target practice
  :eek:
Title: What happened to me?
Post by: Russian on September 04, 2001, 04:26:00 PM
I’m SimFreak, You might see me on line and if by some weird chance I get to shoot you down because you didn’t check 6-  And you manage to pull that cord I will make a slow turn around and spray just enough lead so that you’ll piss your pants, but I will not kill. I’ll just watch that yellow liquid drip from chute and have a good laugh.  Why, couse I’m no stinki chute shooter  :D . DWEEBS!!!!
Title: What happened to me?
Post by: SOB on September 04, 2001, 04:35:00 PM
Heh, I came from WarBirds, but never hesitated to shoot chutes here any time I saw 'em!   :)

Oh, and Rude, you're looking at this all wrong.  There is nothing more important then killing a guy in a chute...not even a goon (they can't go too far while you're taking care of the guy in a chute).  Throttle up, jinx if you have to, to avoid the bullets wizzing past your cockpit from your 6, but by god, get that chute before you're downed!   :D

Oh, and Dinger, I will always cheerfully give up some of my web space for posting pics of chute shooting.  If you want it posted, just email it to me at matt@hoffman.org, and I'll put it up in this thread!


SOB
...One of the few, if not the only to get Hblair to squeel on open after killing his chute!
Title: What happened to me?
Post by: AN on September 04, 2001, 04:44:00 PM
Well, I don't really know what carbombing in AH is (although I have been accused of it), but I've always considered any parachute to be a choice target in the MA, and usually treat them accordingly.

anRky
Title: What happened to me?
Post by: Hangtime on September 04, 2001, 04:44:00 PM
Hi; my name is Hangtime, and I'm a chute killer. Like hblair, I was a Warbirder, and when I started flying here I was very much against this heathen practice. Since then, I've learned to ride the wreckage in if I'm shot down myself, and follow an adversary's debris to the dirt, hoping for him to PULL THAT RIPCORD!

MUAHAHAHHAHHAHHAAAA! Damn; it's so much fun....

Creamo taught me the basics, but I've been improving on the style. I wait till the guy drifts down to about 5 feet off the dirt, THEN I kill 'em.  :)

Nothin like a good wail on channel 1 after snuffin some score dweebs attempt at survival in the shark pool.

Haven't tried car-bombing yet, tho it is on my list of things to do this tour.

 :D
Title: What happened to me?
Post by: SKurj on September 04, 2001, 06:12:00 PM
I don't shute chutes!!  well if he's on the ground yeah... and i shute ditchers...  but!! if i see a chute floating down that bastid can damn well wait for the ground to get a new plane, I am not helping him +)

I luv carbombers!!  hop in 109f4, fly to vulched field, using just mg's ping the carbombers a coupla times and collect kills +)

SKurj
Title: What happened to me?
Post by: SOB on September 04, 2001, 06:13:00 PM
I once car-bombed an Osty who was parked by a dead FH killing anything that tried to take off.  Rolled a B26 out of the bomber hangar to do it, and let me tell you, it was simply delightful!


SOB
Title: What happened to me?
Post by: MrLars on September 04, 2001, 06:48:00 PM
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Originally posted by hblair:

To make a long story short, here I am, 2 years into this game, and I am an openly happy car-bomber, and chute shooter.
There.

   :D[/QB]


Fortunatly, carbomboing will be eliminated with v1.08, not soon enough imo
 :mad
Title: What happened to me?
Post by: Maverick on September 04, 2001, 07:22:00 PM
Shooting a chute ranks second only to killing a C47!!!   :D

Mav BFEG

<BFEG= Big fediddleing Evil Grin>
Title: What happened to me?
Post by: Glasses on September 04, 2001, 10:52:00 PM
For me, Bishits
Allied Bishits
Allied Bishit niki drivers.
Runstangs just for making it hard for me to shoot them down with my lil 109f4.
Title: What happened to me?
Post by: milnko on September 05, 2001, 09:16:00 AM
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Originally posted by hblair:
What happened to me?

At a glance I'd hafta guess your momma dropped ya one too many times.
 :)
Title: What happened to me?
Post by: hblair on September 05, 2001, 09:30:00 AM
Doh!
Title: What happened to me?
Post by: Fury on September 05, 2001, 09:58:00 AM
I popped my chute at 11k in the CT last weekend and sat there enjoying the sounds of the planes buzzing around me (dx8 beta).  I knew I was in trouble when I heard the steadily increasing whine/thump-thump of a P47 behind me... the whizzing of bullets passing near me.... then boom.  Ruined a good sightseeing trip.  Darn chute shooters, and those people lame enough to jump my six  :eek: while I am sightseeing.
Title: What happened to me?
Post by: Naso on September 05, 2001, 10:04:00 AM
Hi, I'm Naso, and i still have difficulty to kill chutes, I mean, I try hard, but some strange force push my finger out of trigger when closing a chute....

I need help!!

BTW, in old days was really fun, once I downed a notorious chute killer, he opened chute waaaay up (some 10k), and ask to be killed in open channel.
I made a near pass and say "enjoy the sight".
The screaming in ch1 was sooo sweet.  :D

Something must be wrong in me.  :(
Title: What happened to me?
Post by: myelo on September 05, 2001, 10:26:00 AM
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Now I just need to figure out how to get them damn FDBs to pull the ripcord.  

Ain't gonna happen. First thing I had to do when joining FDBs was unmap the bail key.

Well actually that was the second thing, but I'm still trying to repress those memories.

myelo
Fat Drunk Bastards
Fatter, drunker, and more bastardly by 9am then most people are all day.
Title: What happened to me?
Post by: Fatty on September 05, 2001, 10:32:00 AM
Mr Fish might pull cord for you.  He lives in San Fran you know.
Title: What happened to me?
Post by: lazs1 on September 06, 2001, 10:54:00 AM
it is allways a good thing to kill gthe cowardly bailers.   It is a very good thing to shoot the chutes of the suicide, attention starved and skilless buffers...

if the cowardly bailer gets less points if you kill his chute (does he?) then it is indeed a noble and clever thing to kill chutes in a game that uses a "point system"  it could be considered as part of the "strat" and therefore... mandatory to kill chutes.

if i am ever in a "chute" please shoot me as i have hit the wrong key by mistake and need desperately to getr back in the fite.

and hblair.... there is nothing wrong with your killing chutes it is a noble thing but.... you still ain't quite right tho.
lazs