Aces High Bulletin Board
General Forums => The O' Club => Topic started by: Dadsguns on January 16, 2011, 08:16:52 PM
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I was in the restaurant yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately
needed to pass gas. The music was really, really loud, so I timed my
gas with the beat of the music.
After a couple of songs, I started to feel better. I finished my coffee,
and noticed that everybody was staring at me....
Then I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my iPod. :D
Five Important Qualities
1. It's important to have a woman, who helps at home, who cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a job.
2. It's important to have a woman, who can make you laugh.
3. It's important to have a woman, who you can trust and who doesn't lie to you.
4. It's important to have a woman, who is good in bed and who likes to be with you.
5. It's very, very important that these four women do not know each other.
:devil
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:rofl :rofl :rofl
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I was in the restaurant yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately
needed to pass gas. The music was really, really loud, so I timed my
gas with the beat of the music.
After a couple of songs, I started to feel better. I finished my coffee,
and noticed that everybody was staring at me....
Then I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my iPod. :D
Five Important Qualities
1. It's important to have a woman, who helps at home, who cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a job.
2. It's important to have a woman, who can make you laugh.
3. It's important to have a woman, who you can trust and who doesn't lie to you.
4. It's important to have a woman, who is good in bed and who likes to be with you.
5. It's very, very important that these four women do not know each other.
:devil
haaaaahahaha
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:headscratch:
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:rofl :rofl
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A little old lady was at her doctor's office getting a check up. At the end of the visit the doctor asks the lady if she has any concerns. She looks at the doc and said "I do have a small flatulence problem, but they are silent and they don't have any smell. Believe it or not but I just passed gas." The doctor looks at her and writes out a prescription and tells her "Get this filled and come back in 2 weeks."
Two weeks pass and the lady is back in her doctor's office. The doctor asks her how she is feeling and she replies "Doctor I don't know what those pills were for but they have made my gas smell terrible." The doctor looks at here, "Good now that we have your sinus infection cleared up I'm going to set you an appointment with the audiologist to get a hearing aid."
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:rofl brilliant :salute
Did you make your excuses and leave :rofl
True life stories are ace
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lol that is a lot of gas
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I can remember a toast my Sargent Major gave at a Marine Corps ball, now mind you he said it with his wife sitting to his immediate right.
"Here's a toast to the women we love, and our wives........................ ..may they never meet" After saying that, that is probably the hardest i have seen a woman hit a man.
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A little old lady was at her doctor's office getting a check up. At the end of the visit the doctor asks the lady if she has any concerns. She looks at the doc and said "I do have a small flatulence problem, but they are silent and they don't have any smell. Believe it or not but I just passed gas." The doctor looks at her and writes out a prescription and tells her "Get this filled and come back in 2 weeks."
Two weeks pass and the lady is back in her doctor's office. The doctor asks her how she is feeling and she replies "Doctor I don't know what those pills were for but they have made my gas smell terrible." The doctor looks at here, "Good now that we have your sinus infection cleared up I'm going to set you an appointment with the audiologist to get a hearing aid."
:aok :rofl
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I can remember a toast my Sargent Major gave at a Marine Corps ball, now mind you he said it with his wife sitting to his immediate right.
"Here's a toast to the women we love, and our wives........................ ..may they never meet" After saying that, that is probably the hardest i have seen a woman hit a man.
Variation of a traditional Royal Navy toast, going back to at least the 1750s. Most often "To Our Wives and Sweethearts - may they never meet!"
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Aw Geez Chief.
:lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol