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Squadron Forums => Squadrons => Topic started by: caldera on January 17, 2011, 01:00:59 PM
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* Editor's note: "The title of this thread is of course, a farcical embellishment and in no way representative of the maximum tardage of this squad."
The Instigators is a massive mega squad currently comprised of two players and some chirping crickets.
We are seeking like minded guys or cute sounding girls to join our never ending struggle against the horde.
You need no skills to apply. I made squad XO that way and see no reason to shake things up.
It would be better with at least two more squaddies so we can resume the great squad night canyon duels in the DA.
Not exactly uber pilots, but we can put up a hell of a fight against the red guys.
Our philosophy is simple: fly what you want, where you want and occasionally try to steal your squaddie's kills.
Though our name is The Instigators, we aren't out to get anyone's hackles up. Unless they are in a Wirbelwind,
which really needs no explanation. We tend to fly some of the less common aircraft and sometimes even land them.
Mostly, we joke around on vox and heckle each other, so be prepared to get back everything you dish out.
Below is a checklist of things AH to better describe our playstyle and see if you fit in:
1. Play for score - NO
2. Care about "the war" - NO
3. Fly wingman tactics - NO
4. Take bases - NO
5. Defend bases - YES
6. Switch countries to help the low numbered side - YES (we love an underdog)
7. Bomb ground vehicles - HELL YES :D (sure beats bombing cartoon buildings)
There will be no orders, objectives or any kind of pressure to accomplish a specific agenda. We are adults and play this game to have fun. If you are looking for a small squad atmosphere (with a penchant for comic mishaps), give us a holler. :salute
CO - Haxxor BBS- dkff49
XO - Snuggie (XO by virtue of squad population ;))
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As stated above The Instigators are looking for some new blood. If you are not looking for massive squad operations and have the ability to not only laugh at others but also at yourself, then this may be the squad for you.
We are looking for a few people that are of adult age and just love to have fun within the game of Aces High.
All members must understand that this is not a base taking/win the war type squad. If this is your thing that is ok too as we don't enforce or require any team type activites. All that we ask is that you don't get ticked off and scream over vox about how bad it is that our squad does not partake in the offenses. This is a do what you want when you want squad.
Apart from our regular MA activities which usually include (as caldera stated) defense we like to move over to the DA for some squad dueling. These duels are usually very relaxed and typically ignore many of the normal dueling rules like merge alts and flying same plane. We tend to think of it as learning how to deal with the uneven match ups without the usual picking that takes place in the MA before you can learn anything.
No need to be concerned with how much experience you have, we don't care. We will help you learn as best we can and when we feel that wee need to we will step into the TA with a trainer to help further our abilities.
For us the game is not about how much ground you gain or lose but how much laughter you can get in before it is time to log. If this is your philosophy then PM us here or in game via above names.
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sounds awesome, to bad I allready tattoo'd "ARMY OF MUPPETS OWN's YOU" across my shoulders :-(
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These 2 tards are the reason why I lost 1/2 my sanity and threw the rest out the window. They are like 2 little kids poking a dead boy for the first time. They poke and poke and ........ now where was I???
I flew with them before i swined up and if I leave the oinkers I will join back up and rightly take my place in their squad as the uberest pilot to crash nose first into the tower.
Also they do fun things also c47 races through enemy ack, jeep races through vehicle bases. And general instigation of the red guys.
<t> snuggie and haxxor or funcop or whatever your name is this tour.
LawnDart :bolt:
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OH NOES! :O, what has aces high come to :cry
Actually both are great guys, and somehow put up with my poor training :old:
Good luck on getting the band, oops I mean squad together.
:salute
BigRat
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OH NOES! :O, what has aces high come to :cry
Actually both are great guys, and somehow put up with my poor training :old:
Good luck on getting the band, oops I mean squad together.
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BigRat
Thank you for the beating -err training Big Rat. :salute It has paid dividends already. Of course, I couldn't get any worse. :)
<T> Lawntard. Nobody crashes into the tower quite the way you do. :D
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I flew with them before i swined up and if I leave the oinkers I will join back up and rightly take my place in their squad as the uberest pilot to crash nose first into the tower.
Rightful place?????
I paid POW to take you on.
Oops I guess I let the cat out of the bag. :D
We do have one great recruit trying us out. Seems to fit right in so far.
Thanks for all the kind words fellas
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We have officially welcomed aboard Hyzer who has a great sense of humor.
Still could use a few more if anyone is interested, nothing but good laughs with The Instigators.
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" - a great sense of humor." Isn't that like saying "she's got a nice personality"? ;)
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sounds awesome, to bad I allready tattoo'd "ARMY OF MUPPETS OWN's YOU" across my shoulders :-(
Has a video game impacted your life that much? Wow.... :lol
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wow took ya long enoigh to quote me........and it was a complete joke......i tattood it on my shaft...........lol no I diddnt do that. its a flaming skull..........hahaha
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We have officially welcomed aboard Hyzer who has a great sense of humor.
Still could use a few more if anyone is interested, nothing but good laughs with The Instigators.
Cool! Glad you guys are pulling in some good dudes.
Is Hyzer a disc golfer by any chance?
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Ya'll go get 'em!
:airplane:
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We have officially welcomed aboard Hyzer who has a great sense of humor.
Does this fm2 make me look fat?
Cool! Glad you guys are pulling in some good dudes.
Is Hyzer a disc golfer by any chance?
Yep, been playing DG for only about 30 years. I wondered if anybody would get the reference. :salute
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Does this fm2 make me look fat?
Yep, been playing DG for only about 30 years. I wondered if anybody would get the reference. :salute
Cool, I play all the time. We've got around 15 courses here in town, though I only regularly hit about 6 of them. Outside of the wind, it's a great town to throw in. Got a couple of fairly high level pros here too, so you can run into them from time to time. If ya ever get down this way gimme a shout and we'll go throw a round or two.
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AvA
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Cool, I play all the time. We've got around 15 courses here in town, though I only regularly hit about 6 of them. Outside of the wind, it's a great town to throw in. Got a couple of fairly high level pros here too, so you can run into them from time to time. If ya ever get down this way gimme a shout and we'll go throw a round or two.
Thanks, same offer to you. The Atlanta area has a bunch of courses, 3 hours south of us Augusta has lots more. Along with the IDGC, which my 2 son's I played over the summer. Great course by the way.
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Thanks, same offer to you. The Atlanta area has a bunch of courses, 3 hours south of us Augusta has lots more. Along with the IDGC, which my 2 son's I played over the summer. Great course by the way.
I don't know if I throw long enough to play on those real championship level courses. We've got a few courses here with 600-800 foot holes, they're usually a 4 or a 5 for me. I max out in the low 300s. Still working on my technique to get more distance. I've been strongarming it for years, bad habit and hard to break.
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Lol great ad. Good luck recruiting.
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<S> Guys! Good luck
Both these guys are a lot of fun on vox. You should heard Caldera's squeaker impression :rock
DuHasst
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Hyzer you will have a blast with those tards, oops did I just post that??
LOL actually they are a good couple of guys and no matter what dkff or what ever he wants to call himself, he is a good cookie, (a little stale) but :aok.
BTW watch out for a former squaddie of theirs, killadog he is an ...hole.
LawnDart :bolt:
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BTW watch out for a former squaddie of theirs, killadog he is an ...hole.
LawnDart :bolt:
Killadoggg pwned u noob! :rofl
Thank you all for the kind words and well wishes. :salute
This is the perfect time to reflect on our proudest moment:
(http://i343.photobucket.com/albums/o460/caldera_08/haxxor.jpg)
"You like me! You really like me!"
That touching show of emotion is our lead Instigator Haxxor, accepting the "Most Feared and Respected Squad" Award at the 2010 Aces High Image Awards.
Does this fm2 make me look fat?
Yes, you're blocking the light. :)
AvA
Not so sure if that's a good idea. If all three of us show up, won't that double the arena's population? We don't want to be accused of hording. :neener:
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Not so sure if that's a good idea. If all three of us show up, won't that double the arena's population? We don't want to be accused of hording. :neener:
It would lower the cumulative IQ by half :neener:
Good luck with your squad I'm sure that anybody who joins will have a great time :)
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Sacrilege..I fart in your general direction...
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Does this fm2 make me look fat?
No but you have some of the biggest jugs I have ever seen. :O
You pervs i was referring to when he flies the p47. :P
Thanks for all the great comments guys. We are looking forward to many more requests for membership.
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Sounds like a great squad. May you prosper and multiply greatly. :salute
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good luck.....
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Does this fm2 make me look fat?
Yep, been playing DG for only about 30 years. I wondered if anybody would get the reference.
Roflmao :cheers: "Does this fm2 make me look fat?" I got the DG too! I like your humor sir Hyzer!
Cyas up, you got the right stuff
damig