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Title: My 1 day employment
Post by: Wayout on January 25, 2011, 02:41:07 PM: My 1 day employment

So after landing my new job as a Wal-Mart greeter,
a good find for many retirees, I lasted less than a day....

About two hours into my first day on the job a very loud,
unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into the store with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.

I said pleasantly, 'Good morning and welcome to Wal-Mart.
Nice children you have there. Are they twins?'

The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say,
'Hell no, they ain't twins. The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7.
Why the hell would you think they're twins? Are you blind, or stupid?'

So I replied, 'I'm neither blind nor stupid,
Ma'am, I just couldn't believe someone slept with you twice.
Have a good day and thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart.'

My supervisor said I probably wasn't cut out for this line of work.
Title: Re: My 1 day employment
Post by: Dadsguns on January 25, 2011, 02:49:16 PM: :rofl :rofl :rofl
Title: Re: My 1 day employment
Post by: Shuffler on January 25, 2011, 03:04:24 PM: snicker
Title: Re: My 1 day employment
Post by: NormH3 on January 25, 2011, 03:12:22 PM: When I read that, I heard Ron White's voice.....mmm.mmm tater salad
Title: Re: My 1 day employment
Post by: MarineUS on January 25, 2011, 03:40:59 PM: :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl

I hated working at Wal~Mart. Getting Micro-managed and told Marines were too stupid to reach Management (even though I was in the first bracket for next management position).

I got fired because I "looked like I hated my life working in the back." - Well seeing as how I had just gotten my H1N1 vaccine 3 weeks before hand....I had been sick. It's ok though. I got that beach fired.
Title: Re: My 1 day employment
Post by: 007Rusty on January 25, 2011, 03:43:52 PM: :rofl :aok
Title: Re: My 1 day employment
Post by: Mar on January 25, 2011, 05:10:20 PM: Oh man, you can be my greeter any day! :aok :rofl
Title: Re: My 1 day employment
Post by: Volron on January 25, 2011, 05:11:47 PM: That was friggen awesome! :rofl

"So I replied, 'I'm neither blind nor stupid,
Ma'am, I just couldn't believe someone slept with you twice.
Have a good day and thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart.' "

EPIC! :rofl

You Sir, deserve a medal, but you owe me a drink... :salute :rofl
Title: Re: My 1 day employment
Post by: ShyGuy12 on January 25, 2011, 05:14:44 PM: :rofl :rofl :rofl :D :aok :salute
Title: Re: My 1 day employment
Post by: Flipperk on January 25, 2011, 06:50:56 PM: Oh man, Ron White is one of my favorite comedians
Title: Re: My 1 day employment
Post by: StokesAk on January 25, 2011, 07:24:35 PM: :rofl
Title: Re: My 1 day employment
Post by: F22RaptorDude on January 25, 2011, 07:31:58 PM: You are the most amazing guy i have ever had the privilege of seeing talk on this forum. :salute :cheers:
Title: Re: My 1 day employment
Post by: eagl on January 25, 2011, 07:37:08 PM: I think it is funny reading posts from people who didn't understand that it was a joke. :aok
Title: Re: My 1 day employment
Post by: F22RaptorDude on January 25, 2011, 08:58:39 PM: I get the joke lol, i've just never thought anyone could do that. Its amazing just sayin
Title: Re: My 1 day employment
Post by: Flipperk on January 25, 2011, 09:12:51 PM: Quote from: F22RaptorDude on January 25, 2011, 08:58:39 PM
I get the joke lol, i've just never thought anyone could do that. Its amazing just sayin

1st repeat post from lag
Title: Re: My 1 day employment
Post by: Flipperk on January 25, 2011, 09:15:02 PM: Quote from: F22RaptorDude on January 25, 2011, 08:58:39 PM
I get the joke lol, i've just never thought anyone could do that. Its amazing just sayin

2nd repeat post from lag.
Title: Re: My 1 day employment
Post by: Flipperk on January 25, 2011, 09:20:59 PM: Quote from: F22RaptorDude on January 25, 2011, 08:58:39 PM
I get the joke lol, i've just never thought anyone could do that. Its amazing just sayin

Thats because he didn't do it, this is a joke taken from Ron Whites' stand up comedy.
Title: Re: My 1 day employment
Post by: Mar on January 25, 2011, 10:05:09 PM: Well, how about I at least shake those three Ron White's hands? :D
Title: Re: My 1 day employment
Post by: Wayout on January 26, 2011, 12:30:29 PM: Quote from: Flipperk on January 25, 2011, 09:20:59 PM
Thats because he didn't do it, this is a joke taken from Ron Whites' stand up comedy.

You win a cookie! :cheers:
Title: Re: My 1 day employment
Post by: greens on January 26, 2011, 01:07:29 PM: HAHAHAHA!! good one!.
lemme tell you guys about my employment.
I was hired 4 yrs ago to be a cook at the school, but i am the 2nd in command. I mostly wash the dishes, the other guy cooks the main course meals and i assist w it.
well things went sour for me on the very first day, he says need ur help to put pizza on pans HAHHAHA r u frkn serious! put 5 sheets of precooked pizza on pans!?!? cmon how hard and long wud that take?!? 5 -10 mins!!
And 2 yrs ago as we were getting ready to serve lunch to the kids, this 12yr old girl comes walking in the lunchroom and my coworker says this to himself but i cud hear him clearly caus ei am 5ft away from him n he says "MMMMMMMM so n so! MMMMM young so n so MMMM!!!" what a pedophile man!! So i says "wth man?!>! huh!>?!? what u saying that for?
well later on that day i tell the momma who hapens to work here and she tell sthe principal about what was said about the 12yrold girl by my coworker, AND I am the one to get in trouble for that!!!! what BS!! man!!! I have a bad work record now becaus eof his lies, I even told the principal gimme and him a lie detector test and Ill pass! He'll FAIL in flying colors!. still i am the one to get in trouble. its in my work record now all because a that pedophile. ya wanna know why i aint believed because I am eskimo and my coworker is WHTE. thats the way it runs here. SAD aint it!.

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