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Title: R.I.P.
Post by: Wayout on January 28, 2011, 07:40:04 AM

Please join me in remembering a great icon of the entertainment community.

The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and trauma
complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71.

Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities turned
out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the
California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and Captain Crunch.
The grave site was piled high with flours.

Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy as a man who
never knew how much he was kneaded. Born and bread in Minnesota . Doughboy rose
quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was
not considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on half- baked
schemes. Despite being a little flaky at times, he still was a crusty old man
and was considered a positive roll model for millions.

Doughboy is survived by his wife Play Dough, three children: John Dough, Jane
Dough and Dosey Dough, plus they had one in the oven. He is also survived by
his elderly father, Pop Tart.

The funeral was held at 350 for about 20 minutes.

If this made you smile, please rise to the occasion and take time to pass it on
and, share that smile with someone else that may be having a crumby day and
kneads a lift.

 :neener:

Title: Re: R.I.P.
Post by: AKKuya on January 28, 2011, 08:19:50 AM

 :rofl

Title: Re: R.I.P.
Post by: TOMCAT21 on January 28, 2011, 08:21:46 AM

 :rofl

Title: Re: R.I.P.
Post by: Tac on January 28, 2011, 08:30:51 AM

(http://d.yimg.com/a/p/umedia/20110128/largeimage.c5d08c4d2dd8250fe23fbd3ecbd80bab.gif)

Title: Re: R.I.P.
Post by: Dichotomy on January 28, 2011, 09:24:00 AM

Junky picked on the wrong fat boy :D

Title: Re: R.I.P.
Post by: Dragon on January 28, 2011, 09:26:31 AM

 :rofl

Doughboy  :ahand POTW

Title: Re: R.I.P.
Post by: Mar on January 28, 2011, 09:40:05 AM

:rofl :rofl :rofl

I kneaded that!