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General Forums => The O' Club => Topic started by: phatzo on February 02, 2011, 07:27:44 PM

Title: Save the Pacific Northwest Tree Octopus
Post by: phatzo on February 02, 2011, 07:27:44 PM
We are going to loose another species something needs to be done.
http://zapatopi.net/treeoctopus/
Title: Re: Save the Pacific Northwest Tree Octopus
Post by: Flipperk on February 02, 2011, 07:32:39 PM
We are going to loose another species something needs to be done.
http://zapatopi.net/treeoctopus/


*Starts grinding the ax*
Title: Re: Save the Pacific Northwest Tree Octopus
Post by: Curlew on February 02, 2011, 07:42:39 PM
Fail troll is fail

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pacific_Northwest_tree_octopus
Title: Re: Save the Pacific Northwest Tree Octopus
Post by: phatzo on February 02, 2011, 07:55:20 PM
Fail troll is fail

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pacific_Northwest_tree_octopus
everyone knows wiki is unreliable
Title: Re: Save the Pacific Northwest Tree Octopus
Post by: Dichotomy on February 02, 2011, 07:57:48 PM
What do they taste like with tartar sauce?
Title: Re: Save the Pacific Northwest Tree Octopus
Post by: Ripsnort on February 02, 2011, 08:06:53 PM
Once, when I was on a hiking trip with my fellow Green Earth patrons (We were at Obama's inauguration) we came upon a grove of trees that spoke out to us.
As we gathered in a circle, and began our tree wailing seance, we noticed a brown creature with many legs crawling up the side of the tree.
We felt as though this creature was speaking out to us, or perhaps the Starbucks coffee cups that we had collected and set up an offering to the Tree Gods.
Then we realized that perhaps this Pacific Northwest octopus was calling out to our God, Sasquatish Greenellish Humongus.

After 36 hours of seance, the creature did not move more than one inch. Mark Zuckerberg, one of our tribe that made the hike that day with us, suggested that we eat the creature, since
most of us had completely forgotten to bring our tofu, leafy organics and organic flower torts.

We tried to stop Mark, and he made a dash for the creature, with a knife that he had slipped into his backpack prior to the trip. Had we known that he possessed
a weapon of mass destruction, we would have never let the billionaire on the hike with our group.

As he approached the creature, it lashed out at Mark with a tenacle to Mark's face, pulling him in like a scene from Alien, then latched on and planted its entire body onto
Mark's face. We spent the next 4 hours trying to remove the creature with our biodegradable forks and knives with no luck.

After what seemed an eternity, Mark’s belly suddenly ruptured and a new version of the Apple iPhone the size of a HP Desktop erupted from his belly. We fell back in shock as blood, guts and a huge Apple PC began trembling with life, then shot off into the woods, screaming “Let’s meet for lunch! Let’s meet for lunch” echoed through the forest.

Since this fateful day, the trauma of what occurred on this day changed my life forever. I have totally written off the vegan life, Starbucks, and began hunting wild game with my bare hands and I have gone back to using MySpace and have an obsession with trolling the PETA boards.
 The end.
 

Title: Re: Save the Pacific Northwest Tree Octopus
Post by: Rhah on February 02, 2011, 08:16:58 PM

 <snip>


That was...beautiful
Title: Re: Save the Pacific Northwest Tree Octopus
Post by: Dichotomy on February 02, 2011, 08:32:31 PM
I may have to save that beautiful story.
Title: Re: Save the Pacific Northwest Tree Octopus
Post by: CptTrips on February 02, 2011, 09:01:29 PM
What do they taste like with tartar sauce?

Chicken.
Title: Re: Save the Pacific Northwest Tree Octopus
Post by: Reaper90 on February 02, 2011, 09:15:08 PM
Once, when I was on a hiking trip ......

I almost just pee'd!

 :rofl
Title: Re: Save the Pacific Northwest Tree Octopus
Post by: Ghosth on February 03, 2011, 07:09:14 AM
Ripsnort man what have you been smoking? (and your not sharing either!)

Ohhh the shame that an ex Minnesota farm boy could fall so low and tell such lousy story's.

Ohh well, can't win em all I guess. :)

Good to see your still alive and posting! <S>
Title: Re: Save the Pacific Northwest Tree Octopus
Post by: Plawranc on February 03, 2011, 07:12:48 AM
PETA board invasion mark 2 is imminent  :bhead  :ahand  :neener:  :rock  :devil  :angel: :x
Title: Re: Save the Pacific Northwest Tree Octopus
Post by: Ripsnort on February 03, 2011, 07:21:43 AM
Ripsnort man what have you been smoking? (and your not sharing either!)

Ohhh the shame that an ex Minnesota farm boy could fall so low and tell such lousy story's.

Ohh well, can't win em all I guess. :)

Good to see your still alive and posting! <S>

Hi Ghosth! Things could be worse, I could be from North Dakota sharing lousy stories!  :old:

Good to see you sir!
I have a good excuse though, I was between picking up one kid from practice, and assisting in Science homework with the other. Ha!
Title: Re: Save the Pacific Northwest Tree Octopus
Post by: SIK1 on February 03, 2011, 04:13:02 PM
 :rofl
Title: Re: Save the Pacific Northwest Tree Octopus
Post by: Simaril on February 03, 2011, 05:42:41 PM
Fail troll is fail

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pacific_Northwest_tree_octopus

With amazement I stand amazingly amazed that anyone would have doubted the doubtfulness long enough to have searched....
Title: Re: Save the Pacific Northwest Tree Octopus
Post by: ebfd11 on February 03, 2011, 05:51:11 PM
We cant forget about this endangered species either. http://www.hmssurprise.org/Miscellany/walrus.php (http://www.hmssurprise.org/Miscellany/walrus.php) :pray
Title: Re: Save the Pacific Northwest Tree Octopus
Post by: AAJagerX on February 04, 2011, 02:03:30 AM
Once, when I was on a hiking trip with my fellow Green Earth patrons (We were at Obama's inauguration) we came upon a grove of trees that spoke out to us.
As we gathered in a circle, and began our tree wailing seance, we noticed a brown creature with many legs crawling up the side of the tree.
We felt as though this creature was speaking out to us, or perhaps the Starbucks coffee cups that we had collected and set up an offering to the Tree Gods.
Then we realized that perhaps this Pacific Northwest octopus was calling out to our God, Sasquatish Greenellish Humongus.

After 36 hours of seance, the creature did not move more than one inch. Mark Zuckerberg, one of our tribe that made the hike that day with us, suggested that we eat the creature, since
most of us had completely forgotten to bring our tofu, leafy organics and organic flower torts.

We tried to stop Mark, and he made a dash for the creature, with a knife that he had slipped into his backpack prior to the trip. Had we known that he possessed
a weapon of mass destruction, we would have never let the billionaire on the hike with our group.

As he approached the creature, it lashed out at Mark with a tenacle to Mark's face, pulling him in like a scene from Alien, then latched on and planted its entire body onto
Mark's face. We spent the next 4 hours trying to remove the creature with our biodegradable forks and knives with no luck.

After what seemed an eternity, Mark’s belly suddenly ruptured and a new version of the Apple iPhone the size of a HP Desktop erupted from his belly. We fell back in shock as blood, guts and a huge Apple PC began trembling with life, then shot off into the woods, screaming “Let’s meet for lunch! Let’s meet for lunch” echoed through the forest.

Since this fateful day, the trauma of what occurred on this day changed my life forever. I have totally written off the vegan life, Starbucks, and began hunting wild game with my bare hands and I have gone back to using MySpace and have an obsession with trolling the PETA boards.
 The end.
 




 :rofl :rofl :rofl

Where in the heck were you during the treehugger forum debacle?