Aces High Bulletin Board
General Forums => The O' Club => Topic started by: fbWldcat on February 06, 2011, 10:08:09 AM
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Since the other thread seems to be from 2000 and because of that, is going to be locked.....
Welcome to Kentucky:
1. Basketball is religion (UK/UofL/WKU), you mess with our religion, we mess with your face.
2. Any attempt to contact a person while a basketball game is on is hit or miss.
3. You should be fluent in both Kentuckian and Tennesseean and be able to put together words like "y'all" and "howyadoin'?"
4. You should memorize by heart the lyrics of Lynyrd Skynyrd, Hank Williams Jr., and Johnny Cash.
5. We are not a state of rednecks; we are a commonwealth. :aok
6. We are not uneducated, stupid, or brain dead.
7. Knowing how to hunt and fish is one of the most important thing you can know.
8. If a tree falls in the woods, who cares? At least the deer stand is still there.
9. We try to stick to the 3 main food groups: deer, fish, Cracker Barrel
10. Be careful when saying what kind of a truck you have, there are often wars about manufacturers.
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8. If a tree falls in the woods, who cares? At least the deer stand is still there.
9. We try to stick to the 3 main food groups: deer, fish, Cracker Barrel
The two best right here! :rofl
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howyalldoin? I'd fit right in :devil
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11. People down here are in love with what we have, if we catch you poaching, you catch a trip to fine-land. :aok
12. Don't ask us why we don't have a Bass Pro Shop in-state..... Just don't.
13. Where FFA (Future Farmers of America) may actually have some meaning.
14. Our state song, "My Old Kentucky Home," is also a religion and has been known to bring grown men to tears.
15. People want the UK fight song to be the new national anthem.
16. If someone asks you Diesel or Gas, stick or auto, stack or no stack. The correct response woudl be "Diesel, stick, stack." :cheers:
17. Contrary to popular belief, you cannot marry your cousin legally in Kentucky.
18. Family is important here, just look at the Hatfields and McCoys.
19. We are some of the most hospitible people on the planet, hell, we may even let you drive the 4 wheeler if you're nice enough. ;)
20. Saying "Run! I hear banjos!" Is as funny in Kentucky as it is anywhere else.
21. We Can catch catfish from dusk till dawn. (See #4)
22. We can correctly identify at least 50 different freshwater fish and just about any other native critter you can think of.
23. Kentucky: where Capozzi can escape and be found by a group of guys out on a search for him (not police).
24. If the guys find you an alright person, they will fart in your general direction. This is in no way an insult, more of an initiation. Multiple farts and you are indeed the new guy.
25. Don't ask what the nasty brown liquid in the Moutain Dew bottle is, you probably don't want to know.
26. No, he didn't just come from a bar fight with a fat lip, he just bought a can of Grizzly.
27. Finding empty bottles in the bed of a man's truck should not be surprising.
28. If you have any knowledge of guns whatsoever, you're in good standing
29. You don't discuss politics or religion with the exception of #1.
30. We don't hate you, we just dislike you with a passion.
31. We have people here who are not country and are like anyone else from any other part of the United States. :aok
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18. Family is important here, just look at the Hatfields and McCoys.
Hatfields still won....
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The Brits have a fight song? :headscratch: :uhoh :bolt:
:cheers:
15. People want the UK fight song to be the new national anthem.
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The Brits have a fight song? :headscratch: :uhoh :bolt:
:cheers:
Of course, where've you been? ;)
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copy this thread is a copy NO!! :eek: fcnm sadmvcb.kbjsff
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copy this thread is a copy NO!! :eek: fcnm sadmvcb.kbjsff
Where is the closest mental ward?
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rule number 4 i like
also do you have a shotgun a rifle and a 4x4?
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#whatever
Why bother with a 'concealed' permit? It's better to show off your weapons :D
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My parents visited the state a few months ago and brought back about 30 bottles of wine. They've never done that in any trip. So I had to try one... amazing stuff. Good whiskey too.
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Living in Tennessee...I concur. Rock on! :rock
Boo
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32. People don't yield when they are supposed to, LOOK OUT!
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Hatfields still won....
HEY, no they didn't :mad:
Just because my great-grandma is a McCoy, still kicking at almost 95 years old too.
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HEY, no they didn't :mad:
Just because my great-grandma is a McCoy, still kicking at almost 95 years old too.
I think we know who wins in the end....
(http://www.examiner.com/images/blog/EXID32319/images/Dr_McCoy,_Star_Trek.jpg)