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Title: your CN jokes
Post by: skorpion on February 09, 2011, 03:17:40 PM: well we all come across some good chuck norris jokes every once in a while, so i thought id see whats out there.
These are some of mine

Chuck norris can swim on land
Chuck norris once roundhouse kicked a Wendy's so hard it turned into a McDonalds
Chuck norris has a house in the atlantic ocean, this is known as the bermuda triangle and he doesnt like visitors.
When Chuck norris talks, everybody listens......and dies....
Chuck norris can taste sound.
Chuck norris is faster than the speed of dark
and finally Chuck norris can believe its not butter.
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Post by: curry1 on February 09, 2011, 06:09:47 PM: Chuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet he scares the S*** out of it
Chuck Norris counted to infinity, twice.
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Post by: ACE on February 09, 2011, 06:32:40 PM: When we pray, we pray to god, when God prays, he prays to Chuck Norris.
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Post by: Mirage on February 09, 2011, 06:39:11 PM: Chuck Norris doesnt swim, water just likes to be around him
Chuck Norris attacks sharks when he smells their blood
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Post by: greens on February 09, 2011, 07:05:15 PM: chuck norris still envies bruce lee's fast hands and his close shave :rock
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Post by: M0nkey_Man on February 09, 2011, 08:14:06 PM: Chuck Norris pulls 9gs getting out of bead :aok
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Post by: skorpion on February 09, 2011, 08:37:49 PM: every night the boogey man checks his closet for chuck norris.
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Post by: F22RaptorDude on February 09, 2011, 09:58:38 PM: There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its decendants are known today as Giraffes.
Chuck Norris can light a fire by rubbing two ice-cubes together.
The original title for Alien vs. Predator was Alien and Predator vs Chuck Norris. The film was cancelled shortly after going into preproduction. No one would pay nine dollars to see a movie fourteen seconds long.
If Chuck Norris is after you, don't bother killing yourself, he'll pull you down from heaven and kill you again
If you stare at the american flag long enough a 3d image of Chuck Norris will appear.
:rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl
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Post by: Tyrannis on February 09, 2011, 10:11:57 PM: a couple years ago, chuck norris began bottling his piss as a drink. we know that drink today as "Red Bull".
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Post by: Denholm on February 09, 2011, 10:28:30 PM: When Chuck Norris performs push-ups, he doesn't push himself up, he pushes the world down.
Title: Re: your CN jokes
Post by: greens on February 09, 2011, 11:16:37 PM: Quote from: Tyrannis on February 09, 2011, 10:11:57 PM
a couple years ago, chuck norris began bottling his piss as a drink. we know that drink today as "Red Bull".
now where do u come from n saying that about my favorite soft drink!?!? eh!?!? what kinda soft drink is ur fav?!? errr energy drink!??!?

oh......chuck norris is really enviuos of greens <not a joke>
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Post by: Tyrannis on February 09, 2011, 11:23:16 PM: Quote from: greens on February 09, 2011, 11:16:37 PM
now where do u come from n saying that about my favorite soft drink!?!? eh!?!? what kinda soft drink is ur fav?!? errr energy drink!??!?

oh......chuck norris is really enviuos of greens <not a joke>
:noid saw it on a chuck norris poster that was at walmart. :lol
and im a nos kind of guy. my mother loves redbull tho. i can drink it, its just not my #1 pick :aok
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Post by: greens on February 10, 2011, 01:01:59 PM: Chuck norris kicked 800nate so hard he is not a squeeker anymore. :aok
now he sounds like eskimojoe :D
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Post by: guncrasher on February 10, 2011, 02:49:39 PM: Griz once lost a 262 to a jeep driven by chick norris.

Semp
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Post by: F22RaptorDude on February 10, 2011, 04:26:28 PM: Quote from: guncrasher on February 10, 2011, 02:49:39 PM
Griz once lost a 262 to a jeep driven by chick norris.

Semp
:rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl
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Post by: Beefcake on February 10, 2011, 04:41:28 PM: Quote from: guncrasher on February 10, 2011, 02:49:39 PM
Griz once lost a 262 to a jeep driven by chick norris.

Semp

That is epic right there, I should sig that.

:rofl
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Post by: Tyrannis on February 10, 2011, 05:45:07 PM: didnt someone make an AH chuck norris related joke that went something like...

"it takes 10 troops to take a base, or just one chuck norris to win the war"
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Post by: Denholm on February 10, 2011, 06:29:43 PM: :rofl
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Post by: F22RaptorDude on February 10, 2011, 07:37:30 PM: There is no god, Just Chuck Norris
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Post by: guncrasher on February 10, 2011, 08:43:35 PM: You mean there's no dmgod, just chuck norris.

Semp
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Post by: Denholm on February 10, 2011, 09:53:04 PM: Skuzzy pwns iNorris with his Banhammer.
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Post by: EskimoJoe on February 11, 2011, 04:44:55 AM: Quote from: greens on February 10, 2011, 01:01:59 PM
Chuck norris kicked 800nate so hard he is not a squeeker anymore. :aok
now he sounds like eskimojoe :D

Well, I do have a sexy, deep voice!
Chuck Norris would agree :bolt:
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Post by: Plawranc on February 11, 2011, 06:38:32 AM: They once named a street after Chuck Norris, but they had to change it, because no one crosses Chuck Norris and lives

Chuck Norris can throw a boomerang so far it takes 476 years for it to return

Chuck Norris has turned Gay, not because of his personal preference, but because there is no woman on earth left that he hasnt had sex with

Chuck Norris once got an erection, there were no survivors

Chuck Norris once went to mars, thats why NASA has found no life on it

Chuck Norris counted to infinity twice

Chuck Norris CAN touch "dis" (MCHammer)

Chuck Norris once went skydiving, he never did it again, he says one Grand Canyon is enough

Chuck Norris can kill a Zero by blowing on it
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Post by: Blooz on February 11, 2011, 07:51:42 AM: The Devil went to the crossroads and sold his soul to Chuck Norris.
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Post by: Simaril on February 11, 2011, 09:18:03 AM: Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.
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Post by: Simaril on February 11, 2011, 09:25:00 AM: Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer - but unfortunately, he's never cried.
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Post by: Simaril on February 11, 2011, 09:29:30 AM: Tornados don't exist - it's just that Chuck Norris hates trailer parks.
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Post by: greens on February 11, 2011, 10:35:17 AM: Quote from: Simaril on February 11, 2011, 09:18:03 AM
Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.
think it went up to like 1.25 or sumtin like that.
Title: Re: your CN jokes
Post by: greens on February 11, 2011, 10:36:20 AM: Quote from: EskimoJoe on February 11, 2011, 04:44:55 AM
Well, I do have a sexy, deep voice!
Chuck Norris would agree :bolt:
Hahahaha!! u got it eskimo
I am suprised n dumbfounded that aint the best joke in here cmon guys u guys losing squeeker bashing skills!?!?!