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Title: therapy
Post by: phatzo on February 10, 2011, 10:41:22 PM

One sunny day in Ireland, Paddy is passing by Mick's hay shed one day when through a gap in the door he sees Mick doing a slow and sensual striptease in front of an old red Massey Ferguson. Buttocks clenched he performs a slow pirouette and gently slides off first the right welly, followed by the left.
He then hunches his shoulders forward and in a classic striptease move lets his braces fall down from his shoulders to dangle by his hips over his corduroy trousers.
Grabbing both sides of his checked shirt he rips it apart to reveal his tea stained vest underneath and with a final flourish he hurls his flat cap on to a pile of hay.

'What on earth are you doing Mick' says Paddy.

'Jeez Paddy, ye frightened the livin bejasus out of me' says an obviously embarrassed Mick, 'but me and the Missus been having some trouble lately in the bedroom department, and the therapist suggested I do something sexy to a tractor."

Title: Re: therapy
Post by: fbWldcat on February 10, 2011, 10:49:30 PM

You sure this is Ireland? Sounds more like Kentucky...  :lol

Title: Re: therapy
Post by: Meatwad on February 11, 2011, 06:43:55 AM

Sounds like this part of Illinois too

Title: Re: therapy
Post by: Denholm on February 11, 2011, 09:39:12 AM

Oh dear... :lol