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General Forums => Axis vs Allies => Topic started by: Plawranc on February 11, 2011, 03:26:13 AM
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The AVA Chronicles – Episode 2 – The gang in its entirety
The pilots struggled to their feet as CAP approached this campaign’s official “camp chair concentration”. “Hello gents, how goes the flying” he said when the pilots snapped their salutes “fine CAP, Oldman has just crashed, Jaeger is still hung over lying in his bunk, Flossy is cowering at the very mention of your name and the beer is running out. And on top of that! Ever since you got drunk and sent that bomb into the control tower we have no ATC capability, as a result of that Jamusta buried his Spitfire into the white cliffs of Dover, you should have seen him when he got out of his hut this morning, I swear he was going to hunt you down and beat you to death with the nearest blunt object. So yeah, we are all bloody peachy” replied Pacman with a scowling sarcastic tone. “Ahh, we are all ok though, and that’s all that matters” said Skag trying to defuse the situation; however their attention was distracted by movement nearby.
The group turned to their right as a huffing and puffing red faced and four eyed figure collapsed to the ground near the group. “Hey Oldman” came the unanimous greeting from the widely grinning pilots, “you… (Gasping)… stupid…(gasping)…idiot Skag…I heard that…(gasping)…does it… look like… I’m… alright?” “No, but your plane looks dandy considering your piloting skills” “screw… you…”
A thunderous explosion rocked the base as Oldman’s Hurricane burst into flame and detonated the ammunition. A whimpering sob rose from CAP’s throat, he was the arena’s mechanic and had been flat out after the S.A.P.P pilots finally listened to him and joined the AVA. “You had to say it didn’t you Skag” said Tequila Chaser who had just joined the group “CAP is going to be inconsolable for hours; he lost his favorite wrench yesterday fixing Oldman’s previous Hurricane. You know, after Jaeger sat on the elevators and bent the hinges while simultaneously! Breaking the elevator cables” “isn’t that Flossy? How did he lose Flossy?” said Oldman having gotten his breath back “favorite WRENCH, Oldman, not WENCH. Go find your ear trumpet” “A-hole” Oldman replied now reaching for his hip flask, a loud bleat from Flossy signified that she heard what Oldman had said and she resumed cowering while shaking.
Pacman and Texican both grabbed Coca Colas from the cooler and wandered towards the flight line with their gear on leaving: Oldman, CAP, Skag, TC to discuss things on their own. But as they wandered away a figure began following them, shiftily moving from cover to cover almost as if Shifty was his name and job, which in fact .. it was.
TBC
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LOL That is just frigging awesome! :rofl
for the record, i had nothing to do with the elevators! :D
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dam!! i must be slipping. i usually manage to avoid command positions.
friggin funny sir. :aok :rofl
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:rofl
Jim you think we could find some room for these to save in perpetuity?
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:rofl
Jim you think we could find some room for these to save in perpetuity?
They're not worth saving...I haven't been mentioned once. :neener:
Oh well, I guess I need to spend more time flying and less time working on terrains (even though I've learned lots after downloading the TE a few weeks ago).
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Sue I can find a place for them.
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I'm Shirley!!!!!
Who is Sue? ARE YOU CHEATING???? :furious
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They're not worth saving...I haven't been mentioned once. :neener:
Oh well, I guess I need to spend more time flying and less time working on terrains (even though I've learned lots after downloading the TE a few weeks ago).
I'll write some stories about you....
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Don't worry I am only mentioned so Pacman can get rid of his guilt from having me as the "star" of all of his films on improper SpitI flying techniques. lol good job pac
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I'll write some stories about you....
:uhoh :bolt:
:banana:
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im suing for defamation of character!!!! u sir have never and will never see me in a spit!!!
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im suing for defamation of character!!!! u sir have never and will never see me in a spit!!!
rofl..... he'd had something to write about if he saw our fight yesterday... where I was chasing your shadow on the water.. all the while wondering..."what the hell is he shooting at?" then I hear the "ping, ping, ping" and notice you was behind me.... :rofl :bhead
keep em coming pacman :aok
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man another shadow chaser and i thought I was the only pilot that did that and between these Pacman's Short Stories and The fugitive cartoons these guys should start coming out with their own mini books
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man another shadow chaser and i thought I was the only pilot that did that and between these Pacman's Short Stories and The fugitive cartoons these guys should start coming out with their own mini books
i think i saw ranger do it once......and i know i've done it a few times.......
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I've chased shadows before as well only to look up and see I flew right nin front of the aircraft casting it.
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<--- Chased shadows, stars and monitor dust...only one I've been able to close in on is the shadow. :D
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Hehe, I'm guilty of chasing shadows too. :joystick:
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That was classic TC.. when you broke hard in front of me i was like "wth is he doing? i guess i should shoot at him"
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oh please tell me you have film...
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oh please tell me you have film...
if yousend me the film I will recreate it, and make you act like tards for our amusement!