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Title: Surplus For Sale
Post by: covega on May 09, 2000, 12:11:00 PM
Surplus Items For Sale:
 1. 25 boxes of medical standard latex gloves
 2. 1 Case, 50 tubes, of K-Y jelly
 3. 1 Squirrel Cage and platform with video camera mount (used with the Silver Stallion)
 4. 1 Mk.III 'Silver Stallion' (a rectal boroscope mfg in Germany) with portable dolly
 5. 1 set: stainless steel anal spreaders
 6. Complete set of medical suite speakers with amplifier and tape deck.
 7. Medical suite audio tapes of "The Blue Danube" and "Hail To The Chief" customized for 'Stallion Suite' use.  
 8. 1 inflatible, anatomically correct, demo plastic Judy with air pump

These items may be inspected at the DHBG HQ in Aces High.  All items are 'as is' with no warranty or guarantee.  Items became surplus after the DHBG discontinued all rectal exams for recruits and POWs.  

DICKWEED HEAVY BOMBER GROUP
Surplus Equipment & Public Sales Div.

Title: Surplus For Sale
Post by: Ripsnort on May 09, 2000, 01:05:00 PM
My wife is an  intensive  care burn nurse in a level 4 Trauma unit, she's got  stories about all your items listed above.

The snap of a rubber glove to this day still makes me shudder (no, not with happiness either!)