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General Forums => The O' Club => Topic started by: Dichotomy on February 24, 2011, 04:47:57 PM
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A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband is not in bed.
She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him.
She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a hot cup of cocoa in
front of him. He appears to be in deep thought, just staring at the
wall. She watches as he wiped a tear from his eye and takes a sip of
his hot cocoa.
"What's the matter, dear?" she whispers as she steps into the room.
"Why are you down here at this time of night?"
The husband looks up from his cocoa, "It's the 20th Anniversary of the
day we met."
She can't believe he has remembered and starts to tear up.
The husband continues, "Do you remember 20 years ago when we started dating? I was 18 and you were only 16," he says solemnly.
Once again, the wife is touched to tears thinking that her husband is
so caring and sensitive. "Yes, I do" she replies.
The husband pauses. The words were not coming easily. "Do you remember when your father caught us in the back seat of my car?"
"Yes, I remember," said the wife, lowering herself into a chair beside him.
The husband continued, "Do you remember when he shoved the shotgun in my face and said, 'Either you marry my daughter or I will send you to
prison for 20 years?'"
"I remember that, too," she replied softly.
He wiped another tear from his cheek and said, "I would have gotten out today."
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YOU SIR JUST MADE MY DAY! :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl
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Bahahaha to good :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl
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now THAT was funny
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YOU SIR JUST MADE MY DAY!
Remember this F22,
You have to keep in mind that the idea of spending the rest of your life with someone was invented by people who were lucky to reach the age of twenty without becoming a human happy meal for a velociraptor. I still wonder how many Ogs and Urks threw themselves to the raptors but that's a different story.
Now if you're ever bitten by this urge you will find it far LESS expensive both fiscally and emotionally to just buy her a house and hate her from afar. ;)
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Dating is better, all the joy and romance leaves when your married... and you spelled Physical wrong :lol
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Thank you for that joke, it made my day.
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In the words of one of my best friends and mentors of AH, "Why settle down with one girl when you can have your choice of........" :devil
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Dating is better, all the joy and romance leaves when your married... and you spelled Physical wrong :lol
Fiscally ya knucklehead... or financially :furious
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didn't get caught with my mouth full of beverage that time... :lol
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HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! :lol :lol
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In the words of one of my best friends and mentors of AH, "Why settle down with one girl when you can have your choice of........" :devil
:rofl reminds me of a quote from the Movie Colors when Robert Duvall was talking to Sean Penn the rookie " There's two bulls standing on top of a mountain, The younger one says to the older one: "Hey pop, let's say we run down there and do one of them cows". The older one says: "No son. Lets walk down and Do'em all " edited clean version lol Great Movie if you haven't seen it
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In the words of one of my best friends and mentors of AH, "Why settle down with one girl when you can have your choice of........" :devil
much better to lease than buy in this day and age ;)
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double post! :bhead :bhead