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Title: Proof that staring at boobs makes you live longer
Post by: Curlew on March 06, 2011, 12:33:48 AM
Oh those crazy germans:

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Frankfurt, Germany, December 6 -- A rather bizarre study carried out by German researchers suggests that staring at women's breasts is good for men's health and increases their life expectancy.

According to Dr. Karen Weatherby, a gerontologist and author of the study, gawking at women’s breasts is a healthy practice, almost at par with an intense exercise regime, that prolongs the lifespan of a man by five years.

She added, "Just 10 minutes of staring at the charms of a well-endowed female, is roughly equivalent to a 30-minute aerobics work-out."


http://www.themedguru.com/20091206/newsfeature/stare-boobs-longer-life-study-86131320.html
Title: Re: Proof that staring at boobs makes you live longer
Post by: JOACH1M on March 06, 2011, 12:35:54 AM
I'm going to live forever
Title: Re: Proof that staring at boobs makes you live longer
Post by: SmokinLoon on March 06, 2011, 12:36:51 AM
I wonder how long I'd have to stare to better my kill/death ratio in AH???   :D
Title: Re: Proof that staring at boobs makes you live longer
Post by: gyrene81 on March 06, 2011, 12:43:08 AM
yup...i'm definitely going to live a very long time

...just wonder what the effect of touching would be   :D
Title: Re: Proof that staring at boobs makes you live longer
Post by: mthrockmor on March 06, 2011, 01:05:08 AM
I have no idea if this is true or not but DAMN! I am running this by my wife as an alterative to a membership at a health club. Much cheaper...I'm excited!

Boo
Title: Re: Proof that staring at boobs makes you live longer
Post by: Krupinski on March 06, 2011, 01:18:24 AM
I'm going to live forever

x2

I lol'd
Title: Re: Proof that staring at boobs makes you live longer
Post by: MarineUS on March 06, 2011, 01:41:07 AM
I'm going to live forever
x3
 :rofl
Title: Re: Proof that staring at boobs makes you live longer
Post by: BiPoLaR on March 06, 2011, 01:54:53 AM
Hmmm, I should hit 8 or 900? Considering all the strip clubs ive been to in my day. Ive put many single mothers through college.
Title: Re: Proof that staring at boobs makes you live longer
Post by: Karnak on March 06, 2011, 07:52:44 AM
I predict mthrockmor is not going to live forever...

:p
Title: Re: Proof that staring at boobs makes you live longer
Post by: Spikes on March 06, 2011, 08:28:08 AM
It's a good thing I'm active on the forum, eh? :P

Maybe you can live longer in the virtual world too.
Title: Re: Proof that staring at boobs makes you live longer
Post by: curry1 on March 06, 2011, 08:37:39 AM
It's a good thing I'm active on the forum, eh? :P

Maybe you can live longer in the virtual world too.

+1
Title: Re: Proof that staring at boobs makes you live longer
Post by: tassos on March 06, 2011, 09:11:29 AM
Oh those crazy germans:


http://www.themedguru.com/20091206/newsfeature/-86131320.html
Maybe a German political is always staring on his secretary boobs and she went court and the Political told scientist to write this than in court he can say it was for his Health.
I knew this
The last Political was in Trafic jam and made car tax higher he sayd to much cars on street.
Ore the Defence Minister stole Doctor Documents from others to get Doctor title and others from his Party sayed "He dindt stole he made a stupid mistake"
If you steal something in Supermarket you dont steal? you only made a terible shoping?
Greatings to Miss Siemens in Long Island NY The Transrapid accident was house made to get the 5 billion euro injurence
washing the money in Greece Failed 4 Siemens Manager in Greece in Jail 24 people daed
Title: Re: Proof that staring at boobs makes you live longer
Post by: F22RaptorDude on March 06, 2011, 10:58:48 AM
 :rofl :rofl :rofl
Title: Re: Proof that staring at boobs makes you live longer
Post by: Sonicblu on March 06, 2011, 12:21:05 PM
My favorite color is clear my favorite shape is booooooobies :x :x :x :x :x :x :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana:

Title: Re: Proof that staring at boobs makes you live longer
Post by: F22RaptorDude on March 06, 2011, 12:36:03 PM
My favorite color is clear my favorite shape is booooooobies :x :x :x :x :x :x :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana:


:rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl  :O
Title: Re: Proof that staring at boobs makes you live longer
Post by: Silat on March 06, 2011, 03:27:27 PM
I am going to keep staring at girls azzes to see if I live longer:)
Title: Re: Proof that staring at boobs makes you live longer
Post by: F22RaptorDude on March 06, 2011, 03:28:27 PM
Wait so does having intercourse have the same affect? Would you live longer if you did it every night?  :lol
Title: Re: Proof that staring at boobs makes you live longer
Post by: crazyivan on March 06, 2011, 04:49:46 PM
Good health everybody.

(http://i631.photobucket.com/albums/uu39/wolfeviarush/keeley-hazell-2007-calendar019.jpg)
Title: Re: Proof that staring at boobs makes you live longer
Post by: F22RaptorDude on March 06, 2011, 05:19:26 PM
Good health everybody.

(http://i631.photobucket.com/albums/uu39/wolfeviarush/keeley-hazell-2007-calendar019.jpg)
INteresting picture mate
Title: Re: Proof that staring at boobs makes you live longer
Post by: 4deck on March 06, 2011, 09:24:41 PM
I am going to keep staring at girls azzes to see if I live longer:)

you beat me to it. I think I just regressed 20 years though.
Title: Re: Proof that staring at boobs makes you live longer
Post by: F22RaptorDude on March 06, 2011, 09:26:59 PM
I'm not being a homo, but i see things in that picture that go against rules  :(
Title: Re: Proof that staring at boobs makes you live longer
Post by: Curlew on March 06, 2011, 09:32:53 PM
I am going to keep staring at girls azzes to see if I live longer:)
A brave soul you are, embarking on important research that one day might advance the field of medical science
Title: Re: Proof that staring at boobs makes you live longer
Post by: kilo2 on March 06, 2011, 09:52:50 PM
Ivn is a gentleman and a scholar for posting that. He is just trying to lengthen your life. :rock
Title: Re: Proof that staring at boobs makes you live longer
Post by: M0nkey_Man on March 06, 2011, 10:04:36 PM
I'm not being a homo, but i see things in that picture that go against rules  :(
like what? all i see is im going to live forever :rofl
Title: Re: Proof that staring at boobs makes you live longer
Post by: Plazus on March 06, 2011, 10:08:47 PM
I am going to keep staring at girls azzes to see if I live longer:)

Then that would make you a lesbian! :neener:
Title: Re: Proof that staring at boobs makes you live longer
Post by: Becinhu on March 07, 2011, 12:04:43 AM
Holy Nipples Batman!!
Title: Re: Proof that staring at boobs makes you live longer
Post by: RoGenT on March 07, 2011, 12:22:00 AM
If that is the case, I'll be living for very very very very long time  :old:
Title: Re: Proof that staring at boobs makes you live longer
Post by: Angus on March 07, 2011, 05:37:46 AM
Braniac did do that experiment. They used twin brothers and monitored their physical condition while one of them took a workout while the other staired at two pairs of breasts. To cut a long story short, the workout was much harder. There was a slight increase of the pulse of the breast starer though.
From BBC I think, and with Richard Hammond on the wheel ;)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-D6NI_8-Zks
Title: Re: Proof that staring at boobs makes you live longer
Post by: 007Rusty on March 07, 2011, 07:53:22 AM
 :O   :aok   :D
Title: Re: Proof that staring at boobs makes you live longer
Post by: Shane on March 07, 2011, 09:38:09 AM
yup...i'm definitely going to live a very long time

...just wonder what the effect of touching would be   :D

for you?  insta-boom.

 :noid
Title: Re: Proof that staring at boobs makes you live longer
Post by: Banshee7 on March 07, 2011, 09:51:54 AM
I am going to keep staring at girls azzes to see if I live longer:)

I like the way you think!  I'm more of a leg/thigh man myself.
Title: Re: Proof that staring at boobs makes you live longer
Post by: ToeTag on March 07, 2011, 10:21:00 AM
oncologist's - worlds oldest people.
Title: Re: Proof that staring at boobs makes you live longer
Post by: druski85 on March 07, 2011, 10:34:03 AM
Wait so does having intercourse have the same affect? Would you live longer if you did it every night?  :lol

Yea, actually.  Those studies have been conducted several times with similar results. 

You guys see an article here;  I see ammunition.   :aok
Title: Re: Proof that staring at boobs makes you live longer
Post by: F22RaptorDude on March 07, 2011, 03:05:51 PM
Yea, actually.  Those studies have been conducted several times with similar results. 

You guys see an article here;  I see ammunition.   :aok
:rofl :rofl :rofl Well doesn't help the fact that i'm still single  :cry but oh well
Title: Re: Proof that staring at boobs makes you live longer
Post by: dedalos on March 07, 2011, 03:47:01 PM
I think it is only proper for HT to assist all of us with our health efforts and allow Wednesday babe again. (Lets not forget Monday, Tuesday, Thursday, Friday etc)

What do you say HT?  Thank you in advance for caring about our well being  :D
Title: Re: Proof that staring at boobs makes you live longer
Post by: Curlew on March 08, 2011, 12:33:16 AM
I think it is only proper for HT to assist all of us with our health efforts and allow Wednesday babe again. (Lets not forget Monday, Tuesday, Thursday, Friday etc)

What do you say HT?  Thank you in advance for caring about our well being  :D

+1   :aok
Title: Re: Proof that staring at boobs makes you live longer
Post by: trax1 on March 08, 2011, 02:36:46 AM
Yes, Swoop needs to bring back the Wednesday babe, he was saving lives. :aok
Title: Re: Proof that staring at boobs makes you live longer
Post by: M0nkey_Man on March 08, 2011, 05:27:40 PM
:rofl :rofl :rofl Well doesn't help the fact that i'm still single  :cry but oh well
ive got a girl friend, you should try it lol
Title: Re: Proof that staring at boobs makes you live longer
Post by: F22RaptorDude on March 08, 2011, 05:57:04 PM
ive got a girl friend, you should try it lol
  Can't get one  :cry I like being single
Title: Re: Proof that staring at boobs makes you live longer
Post by: Spikes on March 08, 2011, 05:59:52 PM
  Can't get one  :cry I like being single
I prefer "friends with benefits".
Title: Re: Proof that staring at boobs makes you live longer
Post by: F22RaptorDude on March 08, 2011, 06:02:25 PM
 :lol
Title: Re: Proof that staring at boobs makes you live longer
Post by: M0nkey_Man on March 08, 2011, 06:09:24 PM
I prefer "friends with benefits".
wouldnt a girlfriend be the same thing?
Title: Re: Proof that staring at boobs makes you live longer
Post by: M0nkey_Man on March 08, 2011, 06:10:27 PM
  Can't get one  :cry I like being single
ask a girl for her number and just talk, works for me :aok
Title: Re: Proof that staring at boobs makes you live longer
Post by: Spikes on March 08, 2011, 06:13:06 PM
wouldnt a girlfriend be the same thing?
No...
http://tinyurl.com/4mh43hh
Title: Re: Proof that staring at boobs makes you live longer
Post by: 68ZooM on March 08, 2011, 06:16:20 PM
I am going to keep staring at girls azzes to see if I live longer:)

Boyfriends catch ya you might not  lol
Title: Re: Proof that staring at boobs makes you live longer
Post by: M0nkey_Man on March 08, 2011, 06:27:49 PM
No...
http://tinyurl.com/4mh43hh
hmmm so it is different

love that site lol
Title: Re: Proof that staring at boobs makes you live longer
Post by: Babalonian on March 08, 2011, 06:52:50 PM
Oh those crazy germans:


http://www.themedguru.com/20091206/newsfeature/stare-boobs-longer-life-study-86131320.html

You know the only lingering question reamaining now is, right?

Skuzzy, pupuplease?  It's almost Wendsday too!