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Title: New Base-take Proceedure.
Post by: Ten60 on March 06, 2011, 06:17:19 PM
RESOLVED: All further base takes will only occur in these terms to allow for fairness and consideration to all pilots of defending countries, because apparently taking bases any other way is just "uncool" and like so dumb but mostly uncool and stupid and stuff...
Title: Re: New Base-take Proceedure.
Post by: jolly22 on March 06, 2011, 06:18:16 PM
no
Title: Re: New Base-take Proceedure.
Post by: StokesAk on March 06, 2011, 06:18:47 PM
chomp!
Title: Re: New Base-take Proceedure.
Post by: RichardDickBong on March 06, 2011, 06:19:11 PM
 -1 :O
Title: Re: New Base-take Proceedure.
Post by: Debrody on March 06, 2011, 06:19:48 PM
That would be inpossible to take a base what has more than 0 defenders... and isnt it fun to fight the hoard?  ;)
Title: Re: New Base-take Proceedure.
Post by: 1Boner on March 06, 2011, 06:21:15 PM
  • WHEREAS: No more than eight (8) aircraft may be inside the target base radar circle; and
  • WHEREAS: No more than twenty-thousand (20,000) pounds of collective ordinance may be inside the target base radar circle; and
  • WHEREAS: If at any time the defending team calls the term "furball", all attacking aircraft are required to release ordinance immediately and begin in air to air combat until which time the defending team calls the term "uncle"; and
  • WHEREAS: No more than one (1) attempt may be made with any troop carrying vehicle or aircraft to capture the target base; and
  • WHEREAS: If at any time the defending team calls out the term "time", or "timeout", or "hold", or "wait", or any other word or combination of words that would imply a pause in the attack, all attacking aircraft and vehicles are required to exit the radar circle until the defending team declares a resume in fighting; and
  • WHEREAS: If any attacking aircraft or group of attacking aircraft are within two-point-five kilometers (2.5k) from any enemy contacts, they are required to fight the enemy contacts first, and only when clear of all enemy contacts within 2.5k of the target base are allowed to attack said base; THEREFORE
RESOLVED: All further base takes will only occur in these terms to allow for fairness and consideration to all pilots of defending countries, because apparently taking bases any other way is just "uncool" and like so dumb but mostly uncool and stupid and stuff...

Are these some more "unwritten" rules??

I'm in more trouble than I thought!!~!
Title: Re: New Base-take Proceedure.
Post by: Buzzard7 on March 06, 2011, 06:23:38 PM
Have you been drinking the river water Ten60? You know the St Jo isn't the cleanest. To top that off it flows backwards.
Title: Re: New Base-take Proceedure.
Post by: infowars on March 06, 2011, 06:26:43 PM
good post
Title: Re: New Base-take Proceedure.
Post by: Rob52240 on March 06, 2011, 06:30:15 PM
I disagree.

Getting overwhelmed sucks but it's just part of the general war concept.

I'd like to see more suprise introduced to the game as well.
Title: Re: New Base-take Proceedure.
Post by: Dadsguns on March 06, 2011, 06:36:20 PM
Sounds like this idea has hit the head on the nail, he obviously has identified the most possible and viable solution yet through all his years of playing.....    ;)

 :rofl     :bolt:
Title: Re: New Base-take Proceedure.
Post by: LLogann on March 06, 2011, 06:38:04 PM
 :lol

through all his years of playing.....    ;)


Title: Re: New Base-take Proceedure.
Post by: grizz441 on March 06, 2011, 06:39:34 PM
 :rofl :aok
Title: Re: New Base-take Proceedure.
Post by: GNucks on March 06, 2011, 06:40:12 PM
Dammit, you beat me to it Ten. I really wanted to make "The Official Revised Devil's Brigade Base Taking Manual" whenever I got around to it.

10/10 sir.  :aok
Title: Re: New Base-take Proceedure.
Post by: RoGenT on March 06, 2011, 07:57:47 PM
I think the Vtards are going to be getting a new member soon  :D


(and yes, I like the Vtards, minus 1 or 2)
Title: Re: New Base-take Proceedure.
Post by: palef on March 06, 2011, 08:32:59 PM
When did they let Lawyers play this game?
Title: Re: New Base-take Proceedure.
Post by: Oldman731 on March 06, 2011, 08:34:41 PM
When did they let Lawyers play this game?


You got a problem wit dat?

- oldman
Title: Re: New Base-take Proceedure.
Post by: M0nkey_Man on March 06, 2011, 10:32:50 PM
is this a joke or actual wish? :headscratch:if its a joke ill be nice, i your for real, ive got my mind thinking of different flames :banana:
Title: Re: New Base-take Proceedure.
Post by: GNucks on March 06, 2011, 10:36:43 PM
is this a joke or actual wish? :headscratch:if its a joke ill be nice, i your for real, ive got my mind thinking of different flames :banana:

It was posted by a member of the Devil's Brigade. Hehe... I'll leave it at that  :devil
Title: Re: New Base-take Proceedure.
Post by: mausil on March 06, 2011, 10:56:11 PM
 :aok :rofl :aok :rofl :aok :rofl :aok :rofl :aok :rofl :aok :rofl
Title: Re: New Base-take Proceedure.
Post by: Imowface on March 06, 2011, 10:58:38 PM
His new name is vTroll
Title: Re: New Base-take Proceedure.
Post by: MarineUS on March 06, 2011, 11:10:39 PM
posting under the influence......
Title: Re: New Base-take Proceedure.
Post by: branch37 on March 06, 2011, 11:11:36 PM
Have you been drinking the river water Ten60? You know the St Jo isn't the cleanest. To top that off it flows backwards.
and a recent study shows it may be radioactive  :noid
Title: Re: New Base-take Proceedure.
Post by: Ten60 on March 07, 2011, 10:12:24 AM
Have you been drinking the river water Ten60? You know the St Jo isn't the cleanest. To top that off it flows backwards.
LMAO it's terribly contaminated, and come to think of it I have been in it a few times as well as eaten some fish out of it...
And yes I am =V= and proud to be too.  I was sober when I posted it and if you couldn't figure out it was sarcasm...  Sorry I guess lol.

But this is almost exactly what people expect us to do and its just as ludicrous as it reads.
Title: Re: New Base-take Proceedure.
Post by: sam367 on March 07, 2011, 10:19:20 AM


If at any time the defending team calls out the term "time", or "timeout", or "hold", or "wait"  -  please add the word "Mommm - mmmie!!!!!" and any variation of that.

Thanks.
Title: Re: New Base-take Proceedure.
Post by: dmdchief on March 07, 2011, 11:27:21 AM
and if it is a ROOK base the ROOKS have the option to call HORDE in which case nukes then become available to the ROOK BOMBERS to do away with the entire BISH country.


ab8aac/dmdchief/aac



SALUTE
Title: Re: New Base-take Proceedure.
Post by: Pigslilspaz on March 07, 2011, 12:02:17 PM
 :rofl :rofl :rofl
Title: Re: New Base-take Proceedure.
Post by: Vudu15 on March 07, 2011, 12:08:57 PM
 :rofl
the "skilled" pilots would like this one wouldnt they?
silly........................ ........................
Title: Re: New Base-take Proceedure.
Post by: DarkHawk on March 07, 2011, 12:28:30 PM
Big HOOK, look at the fishes

LOL

DHawk