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General Forums => The O' Club => Topic started by: Jayhawk on March 14, 2011, 07:00:36 PM
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...with my girlfriend.
Me: Have you eaten dinner yet?
Her: No, I was just going to have leftovers.
Me: Well I haven't been to the store in a while, want to go out an get something?
Her: Sure.
Me: Okay, Chinese take out sounds good to me, but I'll do fast food too.
Her: Na, chinese doesn't sound good.
Me: Okay... what do you want?
Her: I dunno.
Me: Well I can just get my chinese and you can have your leftovers.
Her: No, because then I'll be jealous of your good food.
Me: Okay... fast food alright?
Her: Yeah.
Me: Okay... which one?
Her: Well there is place A or place B.
Me: Well I like place B.
Her: Hmm, maybe, I'll think about it.
:bhead
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:headscratch: sounds oddly like aunt flo time to me...she's not really hungry for sure...wanting some attention very likely... :headscratch:
your best bet...order pizza...and fly... :D
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Gawd amighty!!!!! That convo sounds SOOOOOOOOOO familiar. :bhead
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:headscratch: sounds oddly like aunt flo time to me...she's not really hungry for sure...wanting some attention very likely... :headscratch:
your best bet...order pizza...and fly... :D
Every friday night for FSO!! :rock
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Gawd amighty!!!!! That convo sounds SOOOOOOOOOO familiar. :bhead
:aok
-BigBOBCH
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...with my girlfriend.
Me: Have you eaten dinner yet?
Her: No, I was just going to have leftovers.
Me: Well I haven't been to the store in a while, want to go out an get something?
Her: Sure.
Me: Okay, Chinese take out sounds good to me, but I'll do fast food too.
Her: Na, chinese doesn't sound good.
Me: Okay... what do you want?
Her: I dunno.
Me: Well I can just get my chinese and you can have your leftovers.
Her: No, because then I'll be jealous of your good food.
Me: Okay... fast food alright?
Her: Yeah.
Me: Okay... which one?
Her: Well there is place A or place B.
Me: Well I like place B.
Her: Hmm, maybe, I'll think about it.
:bhead
We must have dated the same person.
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female syndrome...
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Every single female I've ever known.
Best bet is to tell her to go make you a chicken pot pie and run like heck. :devil
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You are about to step into one of the bear-traps of a relationship.
At the LAST point...she asked if you wanted fastfood A or B.
You screwed up BIGTIME....you chose B.
Before stating a choice/preference...STOP....let a few seconds go by...then say....
"I dunno dear, I love 'em BOTH......YOU pick..." (then commence to giver her a big hug and smooch).
THIS...keeps you from stepping squarely in the bear-trap.
I know.
Been there.
Done that.
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:rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl Glad to know others out there have the same problem....my girl gets extremely irritable without food so the longer it takes to decide the worse the argument gets lol.
Its funny...guys will say "I'm really hungry" women will say "My blood sugar is low I need food right now!!!" :bolt:
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It sometimes takes me and my wife an hour or so to decide on take-out. Most times I just get to the point of telling her to find one she'll eat from and I'll just browse the menu til i find something. Glad I'm not the only one with such..... "issues". :devil
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You are about to step into one of the bear-traps of a relationship.
At the LAST point...she asked if you wanted fastfood A or B.
You screwed up BIGTIME....you chose B.
Before stating a choice/preference...STOP....let a few seconds go by...then say....
"I dunno dear, I love 'em BOTH......YOU pick..." (then commence to giver her a big hug and smooch).
THIS...keeps you from stepping squarely in the bear-trap.
I know.
Been there.
Done that.
Thats almost worse because then she'll say something like "Why do you make me always choose! blah blah blah..."
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Work conversations today (all actual discussions)...
Discussing a purchasing person in our west coast office...
Jane: "I called to see who Ling ling is..."
Me: "Ah yes, miss ringtone."
Jane: "She handles all interfacing with our Chinese Division, and Chinese suppliers."
Me: "I figured that..."
Jane: "Well, she's fluent in Chinese."
Me: "So are the two guys who made my lunch. My issue is that she doesn't know export regulations."
Jane: "Well, what did you expect?"
Me: "I expected shrimp egg roll, but instead got the pork...."
Corporate General Manager isn't feeling well...
Me: "What's the matter?"
GM: "I'm itchy everywhere, scratching until I draw blood."
Me: "Have you called a doctor?"
GM: "I have an appointment in an hour. He thinks it may be shingles, but I hope not."
Me: Shingles usually just hurt, not itch."
GM: "I'll know later."
A few hours later he returns...
Me: "What's the diagnosis, shingles or flea dip?"
GM: "He says it's not shingles."
Me: "Then flea dip it is...."
Melanie, one of our buxom secretaries, walks by and suddenly stops...
Melanie: "I have a question for you."
Me: "I have one for you first."
Melanie: "Okay, what is it?"
Me: "Why is it when your feet stop moving, your body takes two more steps?"
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Melanie, one of our buxom secretaries, walks by and suddenly stops...
Melanie: "I have a question for you."
Me: "I have one for you first."
Melanie: "Okay, what is it?"
Me: "Why is it when your feet stop moving, your body takes two more steps?"
:rofl :lol :rofl :lol :rofl :lol :rofl :lol
omg...i would love to have been there for that one!!! roflmao!!!
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Thats almost worse because then she'll say something like "Why do you make me always choose! blah blah blah..."
Ahhhh....you mention yet ANOTHER bear-trap.
To be answered by: " Because you were right last time and the time before that.....you know me, If I picked we'd be going to that Atomic Hot Chicken Wing place I don't think you like"
By-pass the land mines and bear-traps..
ROX
(Happily married almost 28 years--together 34 years)