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Title: French Vulch
Post by: BMathis on March 24, 2011, 01:59:33 PM
The French are using our Hoard tactics in the real world...  

Quote
".......Initial reports of the French action said the Libyan plane, a G-2/Galeb with a single engine, was in the air when it was hit.

But French military spokesman Col Thierry Burkhard later said the plane had just landed when the attack took place.

The French jet, a Rafale, fired an air-to-ground missile, other reports said. ......"


Read more here:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-12850975

PLEASE DO NOT TURN THIS INTO A POLITICAL DISCUSSION.  I read this and thought of all the times I was vulched on the runway.  Just thought I would share for those that read the bbs more than our media outlets. :)
Title: Re: French Vulch
Post by: Vudu15 on March 24, 2011, 02:10:35 PM
vulch vulch vulch as Ghi would say :D
Title: Re: French Vulch
Post by: Slash27 on March 24, 2011, 02:20:25 PM
GK :salute
Title: Re: French Vulch
Post by: Ardy123 on March 24, 2011, 02:23:20 PM
let me guess, the guy re-upped and owned everyone flying in an il-2 using f3 mode... oh wait nevermind.. lol
Title: Re: French Vulch
Post by: JOACH1M on March 24, 2011, 02:27:44 PM
let me guess, the guy re-upped and owned everyone flying in an il-2 using f3 mode... oh wait nevermind.. lol
:rofl
Title: Re: French Vulch
Post by: oakranger on March 24, 2011, 02:52:59 PM
That is badazz to vulch a AC these days.
Title: Re: French Vulch
Post by: Reaper90 on March 24, 2011, 03:34:46 PM
Not just a vulch, but a ROCKET VULCH!  :rock :rock :rock
Title: Re: French Vulch
Post by: RTHolmes on March 24, 2011, 04:00:56 PM
thats the first thing I thought of when I heard this story ... ROCKET VUUUUULCH! :banana:



edit:
media take on it - yesterday the RAF top honcho said that the Libyan airforce's capability had been destroyed. today the media are saying "but the Libyans have a fighter flying around! you havent destoyed the Libyan airforce at all!".

they just dont get the concept of capability. one POS 1960s trainer armed with 2x .50cals flying around in airspace filled with Rafales, Typhoons, Tornados, FA-18s and presumably a bunch of other equally deadly aircraft really isnt a threat unless the flaming wreckage happens to land on someone. even the BBC are chasing this, very disappointing.
Title: Re: French Vulch
Post by: SFRT - Frenchy on March 24, 2011, 04:08:54 PM
No Galeb for you Hon Hon!
Title: Re: French Vulch
Post by: MachFly on March 24, 2011, 04:39:31 PM
Vultching is ok, Churchill said so.


“The great defense against the air menace is to attack the enemy's aircraft as near as possible to their point of departure.” By Winston Churchill
Title: Re: French Vulch
Post by: B4Buster on March 24, 2011, 04:45:35 PM
Not just a vulch, but a ROCKET VULCH!  :rock :rock :rock

 :rofl :rofl
Title: Re: French Vulch
Post by: ozrocker on March 24, 2011, 04:52:57 PM
I got rocket vulched a few days ago :rofl


                                                           <S> Oz
Title: Re: French Vulch
Post by: Babalonian on March 24, 2011, 05:37:29 PM
Yeah, I was hoping he did the vulch going mach 1 and picking him off with his cannon... do rafaels even have a cannon?
Title: Re: French Vulch
Post by: curry1 on March 24, 2011, 05:52:58 PM
Yeah, I was hoping he did the vulch going mach 1 and picking him off with his cannon... do rafaels even have a cannon?

I'm sure they do after the F-4 fiasco
Title: Re: French Vulch
Post by: MachFly on March 24, 2011, 06:13:15 PM
Yeah, I was hoping he did the vulch going mach 1 and picking him off with his cannon... do rafaels even have a cannon?

Yes, 1 30mm I believe.
Title: Re: French Vulch
Post by: AAJagerX on March 24, 2011, 06:22:37 PM
Yes, 1 30mm I believe.

French fried taters!
Title: Re: French Vulch
Post by: Plawranc on March 25, 2011, 07:29:24 AM
If the world had Channel 200:

Libya: ZOMFG plowinn noob

"warning, profanity will cause mute"

Libya: ...... stoopid UN rulz.

France: Pwnd nub

Libya: STFU vulching dweeb

France: Would you like cheese with that wine?

US: Shuttup both of youz, I pwn all

UK: I dont think so lads, you see I happen to think the tornado is rather good.

Title: Re: French Vulch
Post by: Wildcat1 on March 25, 2011, 07:42:22 AM
France: oh yeah? our Rafael Ms will pwnz youz!!!

United States: no, clearly it is the F-15E that holds the upper hand

Libya: oh great, the Coalition horde just took out more anti aircr- i mean, civilians....

Turkey: gotta love the horde, they can get extremely annoying

Libya: i knwz rite? our armored con- i mean civilian areaz can't take it

United States: lolz we pwnz you

United Kingdom: lolz

France: lolz

Italy: lolz

Qatar: do i count?

NATO: no
Title: Re: French Vulch
Post by: Plawranc on March 25, 2011, 07:49:09 AM
North Korea: HEY ALLZ HOWS I LAUNCH T3H M1SS1lES !!!!!11!!

North Korea: I CANTS GET T3H LOCK ON, THEY ARE THERE!!, BUT THYE NO HOME IN!!!!1!

North Korea: I pLAY HAWX And BLAZING ANGLESSS I can SOOOS beatz t3h USA!!!

NATO: SQUELCH!

UK: SQUELCH!

USA:SQUELCH!

France:SQUELCH!

Russia:SQUELCH!

China: dudez, lyke Hawx ish fa nublets!
Title: Re: French Vulch
Post by: Muzzy on March 25, 2011, 08:10:28 AM
Yes, 1 30mm I believe.

The french have taters?  Does that make it a French Fry?

Aww..someone beat me to the joke.  :cry
Title: Re: French Vulch
Post by: Muzzy on March 25, 2011, 08:23:50 AM

Japan: Could use another sup run over here!!!

Canada: Whatcha need?

Japan: EVERYTHING!!!!11!

Canada: Rgr inb loony goony

Great Britain: Inb field sups.

Russia: Inb troops....uh, sups. Honest!

South Korea: Hatz U but inb

USA: Hang on gotta move the CV.

Title: Re: French Vulch
Post by: EskimoJoe on March 25, 2011, 08:30:25 AM
Japan: Could use another sup run over here!!!

Canada: Whatcha need?

Japan: EVERYTHING!!!!11!

Canada: Rgr inb loony goony

Great Britain: Inb field sups.

Russia: Inb troops....uh, sups. Honest!

South Korea: Hatz U but inb

USA: Hang on gotta move the CV.



Good one  :D
Title: Re: French Vulch
Post by: JunkyII on March 25, 2011, 08:34:20 AM
Owned :devil
Title: Re: French Vulch
Post by: CptTrips on March 25, 2011, 08:50:27 AM

He should have towered faster.

:t
Title: Re: French Vulch
Post by: 5anders on March 25, 2011, 12:48:59 PM
France has landed 2 victories in a Rafele of NATO
Title: Re: French Vulch
Post by: Babalonian on March 25, 2011, 01:01:29 PM
Hah, where's the word on this latest kill?
Title: Re: French Vulch
Post by: 5anders on March 25, 2011, 01:08:14 PM
Hasn't happened yet, just a prediction.
Title: Re: French Vulch
Post by: Plawranc on March 25, 2011, 09:27:26 PM
China: LOOL, can I haz t3h levt0ver Oillz!!!

Egypt: How I gets in on dis one!! I alredy haz revolution, I wants t3h conquest??

USA: Alt F4

UK: Enter 3 times

NATO: Alt F4

SEATO: Stick your arms out and flap!
Title: Re: French Vulch
Post by: jolly22 on March 25, 2011, 09:36:02 PM
Japan: Could use another sup run over here!!!

Canada: Whatcha need?

Japan: EVERYTHING!!!!11!

Canada: Rgr inb loony goony

Great Britain: Inb field sups.

Russia: Inb troops....uh, sups. Honest!

South Korea: Hatz U but inb

USA: Hang on gotta move the CV.




WIN!!!!    :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl
Title: Re: French Vulch
Post by: Wildcat1 on March 25, 2011, 09:44:40 PM
Libyan opposition: hey man thanks for the help at Benghazi

NATO: shhhhh.... we're not supposed to "help" you ;)

Libyan loyalists: FREAKING bomb****ZZ!!!! I PWNZ YOUS ALL!!! JUST WATCH!!!

NATO: just get out of the way next time

Libyan loyalists: ALLL YOU DO IS FREAKING HORD AND bomb**** YOU BUTTHOLS!!

NATO: well, it seems to be working

Libyan loyalists:  EFF YOU!!! I PWNZ YOU ALL!!!

NATO: squelch

Libyan opposition: hey we need troops to Ajdabya ASAP!

United States: sorry man, i can't run a goon in there, i've got other things to do

Libyan loyalists: HOW TO GET TEH N00K???

N. Korea: YES HOW???

United States: Alt-F4

NATO: Alt-F4

United Kingdom: Alt-F4

N. Korea: K THANKS
Title: Re: French Vulch
Post by: Killer91 on March 26, 2011, 12:39:12 AM
This thread is full of WIN!!!!
Title: Re: French Vulch
Post by: Muzzy on March 26, 2011, 01:47:46 AM
Libya: HA! PWNZ U, F-15!

USA: Dude that was totally a proxy!

Libya: Wuz Not!

USA: I augered!!!

France: Actually that's kinda more embarrasing, mon ami.

NATO: Maybe you'd better let us post the next mission, dude.

USA: fine, whatever.

Japan: Why'd you move the CV?  Can't get Lvt's onto the beach.

USA: I told U I ain't moving it back until you deal with that big glowing shore battery!!!!

Japan: I'm workin' on it!!!

Canada: Jeez USA dude why so grumpy?

USA: Sry guys, came home from trip and got locked outta my house.

Canada: lol!

Great Britain: lolz! sorry dude!

Chile: Ya, U left keys at my house. I'll fed ex em to ya.

USA: tnx. *******GV MISSION POSTED********

USA: AFGHANISTAN!!!!!!!!!

USA: *****GV MISSION!!!********

USA: Anyone?

USA: Hello?

France: Sry, buzy

Germany: busy

Japan: way too busy.

Canada: I'll go but I suck at gv's.

Great Britain: Dude that Afghanistan thing is getting old.

Russia: Why U think I stopped going there?

China: cuz U suck?
Title: Re: French Vulch
Post by: SuBWaYCH on March 26, 2011, 10:03:51 PM
French are doing all the work - all 6 Galeb's were downed by french fighters.
  :joystick:
Title: Re: French Vulch
Post by: SFRT - Frenchy on March 26, 2011, 10:53:47 PM
You mean our only fighter? :old: