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Title: Are you a super hero like me?
Post by: lulu on March 30, 2011, 03:36:57 PM

Some night, 'you'  get up to go to the loo and 'you' don't need to on a light.

Yes, 'you' knows very well every inch of 'your' home sweet home.

So well that 'you' fill 'yourself' as a super hero.

'You' move in the dark without a light on.

'You' know every inch, every angle of 'your' home sweet home.

So my hero why 'you' closed the door that 'you' never close normally !?

Guys, I took the door as it was not there. Do you figure the event ?    :rofl

Part of the door had some glass !  A super scream was launched.


But 'you' are a really hero a real man, so after a good 30 minn of really suffering, after all
'you' had reach 'your' objective at the loo, also if you had to  seat down on the WC
to do some 'water' only - the suffering for my body was to hard.

No lights still on.

So as batman 'you' can reach your sweet bedroom in 'your' home sweet home.
And as every superhero lights can stay off.


Gentlemen, on return, i got the wall very plane and entirely instead to pass the damned wall.

A big crunch and one our of truly suffering!

I spotted the good Jesus and all the Saints of the paradise.

Tx to them because it was very dangerous thing.


End of a 'Chuck Norris'   :cry   true 'adventure'


Are you a super hero like me?


 :rofl

Title: Re: Are you a super hero like me?
Post by: Becinhu on March 30, 2011, 03:38:59 PM

 :huh

Title: Re: Are you a super hero like me?
Post by: MachFly on March 30, 2011, 03:42:27 PM

Drunk?

Title: Re: Are you a super hero like me?
Post by: lulu on March 30, 2011, 03:53:52 PM

No drunks.

Damn, It's all true.


 :salute

Title: Re: Are you a super hero like me?
Post by: Dragon on March 30, 2011, 03:58:31 PM

Ouch






Now my head hurts too.  :furious

Title: Re: Are you a super hero like me?
Post by: ozrocker on March 30, 2011, 04:00:42 PM

 :confused:

                                 <S> Oz

Title: Re: Are you a super hero like me?
Post by: Tupac on March 30, 2011, 04:17:30 PM

What we have here is a failure to communicate......in English.

Title: Re: Are you a super hero like me?
Post by: gyrene81 on March 30, 2011, 04:38:44 PM

here is what i'm getting out of lulu's story.

lulu woke up in the middle of the night having to tinkle and instead of turning any lights on, he decided he had super hero like night vision...because he knows the layout of his house so well.

for some odd reason, the bathroom door, which has a glass pane in the top of it (  :headscratch: ) was closed and it's never closed...that's where his super hero night vision failed him the first time, he ran face first into the door...good thing the glass didn't break.

so, super hero lulu now in pain from opening the door with his face decides to sit instead of stand to do his business...still not turning any lights on.

on his way back to bed, he runs into a wall...full body shot...second hit on the face...still did not turn on any lights.

now he wants to know if anyone else has done something similar with super hero powers that don't actually work...  :lol


lulu, get some motion detector night lights and save your face

(http://www.blogcdn.com/hd.engadget.com/media/2008/12/night-light-500.jpg)

Title: Re: Are you a super hero like me?
Post by: lengro on March 30, 2011, 05:14:27 PM

 :rofl Nice, lulu

Title: Re: Are you a super hero like me?
Post by: Tac on March 30, 2011, 05:23:18 PM

(http://www.genxrising.com/uploaded_images/et2-714746.jpg)


 :devil

Title: Re: Are you a super hero like me?
Post by: F22RaptorDude on March 30, 2011, 05:39:56 PM

Here's a true story i said to my gf



Boy: I wanna be a superhero, guess my name.
Girl: Superman? Batman? Ironman?
Boy: *smiles* no, Yourman.
 ;)

Title: Re: Are you a super hero like me?
Post by: Tec on March 30, 2011, 07:58:49 PM

This reminds me of one of the funniest things I've ever seen.  Was doing the mall rat thing with a couple friends and we were walking past a store with two large glass windows on either side of the entrance.  I hear this loud thump to my right and when I turn to look I'm confronted by a man on the other side of the glass with a very dazed and befuddled look on his face, and his very embarrassed wife trying to get him out of the store without making any more of a scene.

Title: Re: Are you a super hero like me?
Post by: M0nkey_Man on March 30, 2011, 09:54:53 PM

uhhhhhh. is the answer B?

Title: Re: Are you a super hero like me?
Post by: lulu on March 31, 2011, 09:37:51 AM

TY gyrene81.

I will offer a gratis shoot down at me.


 :salute

Title: Re: Are you a super hero like me?
Post by: gyrene81 on March 31, 2011, 10:04:24 AM

Quote from: lulu on March 31, 2011, 09:37:51 AM

TY gyrene81.

I will offer a gratis shoot down at me.

 :salute

:rofl  lulu, how is your face? i am sorry but,  :rofl  :lol  :rofl  :lol  every time i read your story, i can picture it all, every step.

i have done similar to you many times in my life...the most embarrassing were in the shopping mall and grocery store.

Title: Re: Are you a super hero like me?
Post by: icepac on March 31, 2011, 01:13:15 PM

I was a flight planner at A.O.P.A. in the early 80s and headquarters in fredrick maryland had a sweet library to your right as you entered the lobby that was separated from the lobby by a wall to ceiling glass wall.

I was in the library during lunch when a guest walked toward me intending to ask a question as I waved frantically at him to stop........which caused him to frown and walk faster toward me and bounce face first off the glass.

Watching his expression change from angry/impatient to surprised was priceless.

Silly impatient pilot ignored the wave-off and forced a bad approach.