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Title: Self promotion thread
Post by: Melvin on April 12, 2011, 09:55:57 PM: I'm real good at getting shot down by players that are better than me.

I can even bail out and land successfully without opening my chute.

I call it the Fleshbomb hack. Be nice and I'll teach it to you.

I like turtles.

It's Karaya's fault.

EDIT: What are you good at?
Title: Re: Self promotion thread
Post by: M0nkey_Man on April 12, 2011, 09:56:55 PM: :headscratch:
Title: Re: Self promotion thread
Post by: gyrene81 on April 12, 2011, 11:50:05 PM: i think he's
(http://www.clipartheaven.com/clipart/kids_stuff/images_(a_-_f)/fishing.gif)

in response to the op here...
http://www.clipartheaven.com/clipart/kids_stuff/images_(a_-_f)/fishing.gif (http://www.clipartheaven.com/clipart/kids_stuff/images_(a_-_f)/fishing.gif)
Title: Re: Self promotion thread
Post by: usvi on April 13, 2011, 12:38:15 AM: Buttering...

(http://collateraldamage.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/toastmattress.jpg)
Title: Re: Self promotion thread
Post by: 321BAR on April 13, 2011, 12:47:41 AM: M-18 :noid :headscratch:
Title: Re: Self promotion thread
Post by: guncrasher on April 13, 2011, 03:22:51 AM: Quote from: 321BAR on April 13, 2011, 12:47:41 AM
M-18 :noid :headscratch:
I am with you on this one i want an 18 year old girl too :noid.

semp
Title: Re: Self promotion thread
Post by: EskimoJoe on April 13, 2011, 03:30:24 AM: Quote from: guncrasher on April 13, 2011, 03:22:51 AM
I am with you on this one i want an 18 year old girl too :noid.

semp

Considering M-18... I think he wants a male.
Title: Re: Self promotion thread
Post by: coombz on April 13, 2011, 04:02:35 AM: I am exceptionally skilled at colliding with the remains of aircraft immediately after I've torn them apart with my cannnons
Title: Re: Self promotion thread
Post by: Melvin on April 13, 2011, 04:22:09 AM: " I ain't done, I ain't done..."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uO07LmQNDnk
Title: Re: Self promotion thread
Post by: BiPoLaR on April 13, 2011, 04:36:15 AM: Quote from: Melvin on April 12, 2011, 09:55:57 PM

I like turtles.

Say all ya want kid. But that line right there. Isnt to be used by you. You haven't earned that right.
Title: Re: Self promotion thread
Post by: Melvin on April 13, 2011, 04:43:28 AM: Quote from: BiPoLaR on April 13, 2011, 04:36:15 AM
Say all ya want kid. But that line right there. Isnt to be used by you. You haven't earned that right.

Hell you say...

EDIT: Actually BiPolar, I can understand if that is an inside type thing for some of you fellows, and I will actually redact that statement about my affection for turtles.

Some of you are wondering what I'm up to with this thread.

Well, here it is: I started this thread so that all the uber sticks such as myself can come and bask in our awesomeness in one place, as opposed to starting numerous threads full of thinly veiled snidaggery.

You want to whip out the C word? Have at it.

You want to claim reign over the minions? Be our guest.

You want to move your hand up and down at a medium pace? Go to 625 W. College ST., Suite 200.

Otherwise, don't cram the BBS full of your braggadocios B.S. :aok
Title: Re: Self promotion thread
Post by: 1Boner on April 13, 2011, 06:44:58 AM: Can I talk about my "skills" and everone elses lack of skills??

Can I talk about how if other people played the game like I do, they would enjoy it so much more??

This is gonna be great!!
Title: Re: Self promotion thread
Post by: ACE on April 13, 2011, 06:51:12 AM: Quote from: Melvin on April 13, 2011, 04:43:28 AM
Hell you say...

EDIT: Actually BiPolar, I can understand if that is an inside type thing for some of you fellows, and I will actually redact that statement about my affection for turtles.

Some of you are wondering what I'm up to with this thread.

Well, here it is: I started this thread so that all the uber sticks such as myself can come and bask in our awesomeness in one place, as opposed to starting numerous threads full of thinly veiled snidaggery.

You want to whip out the C word? Have at it.

You want to claim reign over the minions? Be our guest.

You want to move your hand up and down at a medium pace? Go to 625 W. College ST., Suite 200.

Otherwise, don't cram the BBS full of your braggadocios B.S. :aok
Bip I though id never see the day :ahand
Title: Re: Self promotion thread
Post by: ozrocker on April 13, 2011, 06:57:32 AM: In and :bolt:

<S> Oz
Title: Re: Self promotion thread
Post by: mechanic on April 13, 2011, 07:12:28 AM: I am proficient at making certain types of person dislike me.

I can teach you.
Title: Re: Self promotion thread
Post by: Dragon on April 13, 2011, 07:36:36 AM: F-18 :noid :headscratch:
Title: Re: Self promotion thread
Post by: Melvin on April 13, 2011, 07:52:45 AM: Quote from: 1Boner on April 13, 2011, 06:44:58 AM
Can I talk about my "skills" and everone elses lack of skills??

Can I talk about how if other people played the game like I do, they would enjoy it so much more??

This is gonna be great!!

Absolutely.
Title: Re: Self promotion thread
Post by: Dichotomy on April 13, 2011, 07:56:58 AM: I can do moderately decent graphics

I can amuse some of the people some of the time

I die with style and often

I can lay out a stream of bullets that a marginally skilled pilet can fly through with ease

I am

The most average man in the world and I don't drink Dos Equis
Title: Re: Self promotion thread
Post by: icepac on April 13, 2011, 10:05:22 AM: I pick things up and I put them down.
Title: Re: Self promotion thread
Post by: mechanic on April 13, 2011, 10:17:21 AM: Quote from: icepac on April 13, 2011, 10:05:22 AM
I pick things up and I put them down.

Sounds like you're a perfect candidate for Governor of California.
Title: Re: Self promotion thread
Post by: Slash27 on April 13, 2011, 10:18:48 AM: Quote from: mechanic on April 13, 2011, 07:12:28 AM
I am proficient at making certain types of person dislike me.

I can teach you.
People with vaginas?
Title: Re: Self promotion thread
Post by: LCADolby on April 13, 2011, 10:24:58 AM: :O OOOooo Self Promotion... :aok

http://www.youtube.com/user/20Dolby10

:D
Title: Re: Self promotion thread
Post by: VonMessa on April 13, 2011, 10:40:47 AM: I can piss with great distance and accuracy :aok
Title: Re: Self promotion thread
Post by: DrBone1 on April 13, 2011, 11:00:08 AM: Quote from: VonMessa on April 13, 2011, 10:40:47 AM
I can piss with great distance and accuracy :aok
:lol :aok
Title: Re: Self promotion thread
Post by: cactuskooler on April 13, 2011, 12:09:24 PM: I have many leather bound books.
Title: Re: Self promotion thread
Post by: usvi on April 13, 2011, 12:20:26 PM: Quote from: cactuskooler on April 13, 2011, 12:09:24 PM
I have many leather bondage books.

Fixed :D
Title: Re: Self promotion thread
Post by: Dichotomy on April 13, 2011, 12:49:26 PM: :rofl
Title: Re: Self promotion thread
Post by: The Jekyll on April 13, 2011, 12:52:20 PM: I can go to the bathroom regular again. I just wish I was awake when I did.
Title: Re: Self promotion thread
Post by: Slash27 on April 13, 2011, 01:14:35 PM: Quote from: The Jekyll on April 13, 2011, 12:52:20 PM
I can go to the bathroom regular again. I just wish I was awake when I did.
baby steps
Title: Re: Self promotion thread
Post by: ink on April 13, 2011, 01:15:52 PM: I am great at en-massing the nme and putting them on my 6 :cry
Title: Re: Self promotion thread
Post by: Shuffler on April 13, 2011, 02:00:50 PM: Jeeps
Title: Re: Self promotion thread
Post by: Banshee7 on April 13, 2011, 02:06:29 PM: M3s
Title: Re: Self promotion thread
Post by: icepac on April 13, 2011, 02:07:57 PM: I now successfully hunt me163 with a prop plane.
Title: Re: Self promotion thread
Post by: betty on April 13, 2011, 02:10:31 PM: ohhhhhhhh i want to be awesome :cry

how can i get awesomeness like yall??? :(
Title: Re: Self promotion thread
Post by: mechanic on April 13, 2011, 02:18:26 PM: Quote from: Slash27 on April 13, 2011, 10:18:48 AM
People with vaginas?

they never liked me in the first place
Title: Re: Self promotion thread
Post by: Dragon on April 13, 2011, 02:36:05 PM: Quote from: mechanic on April 13, 2011, 02:18:26 PM
they never licked me in the right place

fixed
Title: Re: Self promotion thread
Post by: usvi on April 13, 2011, 02:39:57 PM: Quote from: betty on April 13, 2011, 02:10:31 PM
ohhhhhhhh i want to be awesome :cry

how can i get awesomeness like yall??? :(

It's ALL about the cape.

(http://amazingdata.com/mediadata20/Image/interesting_nifty_funny_amazing_nintendo-nerd-king200907241531404200.jpg)
Title: Re: Self promotion thread
Post by: BiPoLaR on April 13, 2011, 02:47:33 PM: Quote from: ACE on April 13, 2011, 06:51:12 AM
Bip I though id never see the day :ahand
You obviously have no reading comprehension. Try again young "feller" :aok
Try Alt + R for better reading :aok
Title: Re: Self promotion thread
Post by: mechanic on April 13, 2011, 03:02:52 PM: Quote from: Dragon on April 13, 2011, 02:36:05 PM

fixed

:O
Title: Re: Self promotion thread
Post by: Wiley on April 13, 2011, 03:25:14 PM: :huh

...

:huh

This is the Chewbacca defense of forum threads. It just doesn't make any sense.

With that said, :bolt:

Oh, and I'm good at not being good at much.

Wiley.
Title: Re: Self promotion thread
Post by: Slash27 on April 13, 2011, 03:26:13 PM: Quote from: mechanic on April 13, 2011, 02:18:26 PM
they never liked me in the first place
:D
Title: Re: Self promotion thread
Post by: DrBone1 on April 13, 2011, 03:28:38 PM: Such weak bait :rofl I like this thread :aok it has been approved by ~TheMany~ ;)
Title: Re: Self promotion thread
Post by: PFactorDave on April 13, 2011, 03:33:48 PM: Quote from: Wiley on April 13, 2011, 03:25:14 PM
:huh

...

:huh

This is the Chewbacca defense of forum threads. It just doesn't make any sense.

With that said, :bolt:

Oh, and I'm good at not being good at much.

Wiley.

For those who don't know about the Chewbacca Defense... :rofl

http://www.southparkstudios.com/clips/103454/the-chewbacca-defense
Title: Re: Self promotion thread
Post by: FiLtH on April 14, 2011, 07:38:47 AM: I'm good enough.

I'm smart enough.

And doggon'it people like me.

There...it does work! I feel great!
Title: Re: Self promotion thread
Post by: LLogann on April 14, 2011, 07:48:26 AM: IN...... :bolt:

EDIT: Sorry wrong thread.

At least.... For now.

:eek:
Title: Re: Self promotion thread
Post by: Reaper90 on April 14, 2011, 08:01:26 AM: Quote from: PFactorDave on April 13, 2011, 03:33:48 PM
For those who don't know about the Chewbacca Defense... :rofl

http://www.southparkstudios.com/clips/103454/the-chewbacca-defense

The Chewbacca Defense is used so often on another web forum I frequent that they even have an emoticon for it.....

(http://www.roadraceautox.com/images/smilies/chewy.gif)
Title: Re: Self promotion thread
Post by: Reaper90 on April 14, 2011, 08:02:26 AM: Quote from: FiLtH on April 14, 2011, 07:38:47 AM
I'm good enough.

I'm smart enough.

And doggon'it people like me.

There...it does work! I feel great!

(http://everythingchangesbook.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/stuart-smalley.jpg)
Title: Re: Self promotion thread
Post by: JimmyC on April 14, 2011, 08:45:17 AM: I`ve just promoted my self from Chief Bottle washer to General Dogsbody
I deserved it
<S> Jimmy
Title: Re: Self promotion thread
Post by: Tyrannis on April 18, 2011, 01:57:14 AM: Quote from: Reaper90 on April 14, 2011, 08:02:26 AM
(http://everythingchangesbook.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/stuart-smalley.jpg)
(http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f385/xxREXxx_01/impressed5ha.jpg)
Title: Re: Self promotion thread
Post by: clerick on April 18, 2011, 03:06:35 AM: Quote from: Reaper90 on April 14, 2011, 08:02:26 AM
(http://everythingchangesbook.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/stuart-smalley.jpg)

I still can't believe this dingbat is my Senator....
Title: Re: Self promotion thread
Post by: kilz on April 18, 2011, 03:52:39 AM: :rofl BIP said young feller :rofl
Title: Re: Self promotion thread
Post by: PJ_Godzilla on April 18, 2011, 12:44:23 PM: Quote from: Reaper90 on April 14, 2011, 08:01:26 AM
The Chewbacca Defense is used so often on another web forum I frequent that they even have an emoticon for it.....

(http://www.roadraceautox.com/images/smilies/chewy.gif)

It does not make sense.

This thread is about to become a statistic - that will NOT be kept (% of threads that end up locked).
Title: Re: Self promotion thread
Post by: kilo2 on April 18, 2011, 01:45:49 PM: I HAVE THE POWER!!!

(http://i58.photobucket.com/albums/g256/BloodyBandage/koolaid5b.jpg)
Title: Re: Self promotion thread
Post by: Melvin on April 18, 2011, 02:19:50 PM: I'm good at taking B-25's off of CV's.

I'm also good at getting shot down in B-25's. :lol
Title: Re: Self promotion thread
Post by: ACE on April 18, 2011, 09:58:09 PM: Quote from: BiPoLaR on April 13, 2011, 02:47:33 PM
You obviously have no reading comprehension. Try again young "feller" :aok
Try Alt + R for better reading :aok
I wasn't evening attempting to get you but you bit pretty hard.:)
Title: Re: Self promotion thread
Post by: Bucky73 on April 19, 2011, 10:08:22 AM: (http://i290.photobucket.com/albums/ll280/bucky626/WhatAreYouTalkingAbout.jpg?t=1303225615)