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Post by: MachFly on April 15, 2011, 05:57:39 PM: (http://www.mistyvietnam.com/F22_cockpit.JPG)
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Post by: Tupac on April 15, 2011, 06:00:03 PM: Mines bigger.
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Post by: Devil 505 on April 15, 2011, 06:04:32 PM: Hey Sonny, is this the way to Cracker Barrel?

PS its nice to see even the worlds most advanced aircraft has some PVC pipe in it.
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Post by: APDrone on April 15, 2011, 06:06:05 PM: Uncle Glenn passes on the time honored tradition of how he did the chicken dance in the ball turret of a B17.
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Post by: lyric1 on April 15, 2011, 06:09:02 PM: (http://i1002.photobucket.com/albums/af142/barneybolac/F22_cockpit.jpg)
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Post by: smoe on April 15, 2011, 06:57:23 PM: Guy in the blue hat on the right: hmmm, I wonder what this eject lever thingy does.
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Post by: Flayed on April 15, 2011, 07:14:16 PM: Pilot: I saw the enemy con and it scared the hell out of me so I tucked up into a lil ball like this.
Older guy: Like this?
Pilot: yeah just like that.
Blue hat guy: Looks like it scared more than the hell out of you... Look at that mess!
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Post by: MachFly on April 15, 2011, 07:20:51 PM: Quote from: smoe on April 15, 2011, 06:57:23 PM
Guy in the blue hat on the right: hmmm, I wonder what this eject lever thingy does.

:rofl
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Post by: ScottyK on April 15, 2011, 07:26:02 PM: F-22 is only a 20Eny, no way should it be perked.
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Post by: Wildcat1 on April 15, 2011, 07:27:49 PM: no, THIS is how you grab it by the horns
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Post by: DaCoon on April 15, 2011, 07:29:55 PM: Grandpa... Grandpa. I wanna be a real fighter pilot when I grow up. :airplane:
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Post by: APDrone on April 15, 2011, 07:41:40 PM: Quote from: Flayed on April 15, 2011, 07:14:16 PM
Pilot: I saw the enemy con and it scared the hell out of me so I tucked up into a lil ball like this.
Older guy: Like this?
Pilot: yeah just like that.
Blue hat guy: Looks like it scared more than the hell out of you... Look at that mess!

Winnah!!
:rofl
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Post by: F22RaptorDude on April 15, 2011, 07:49:40 PM: :rock F22! Hell yes!
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Post by: B-17 on April 15, 2011, 08:43:36 PM: Quote from: F22RaptorDude on April 15, 2011, 07:49:40 PM
:rock F22! Hell yes!

:rofl

anyways...

guy on the right: darn it, dropped my drink...
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Post by: Plawranc on April 15, 2011, 08:52:02 PM: Blue hat guy: What! you guys have a Joystick on the arm rest! no fair. We didnt have any room to entertain ourselves on long flights in my day :joystick:
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Post by: F22RaptorDude on April 15, 2011, 08:54:17 PM: I'm guess that PVC pipe on the canopy provides suction right? So it doesn't come loose in mid flight
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Post by: VAMPIRE 2? on April 15, 2011, 09:47:09 PM: no, actually that pvc is a urine container for long flights, and it also converts it back into water...
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Post by: F22RaptorDude on April 15, 2011, 10:13:30 PM: Quote from: VAMPIRE 2? on April 15, 2011, 09:47:09 PM
no, actually that pvc is a urine container for long flights, and it also converts it back into water...
Are you being serious? I can't tell if your using sarcasm
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Post by: MachFly on April 15, 2011, 10:36:27 PM: Quote from: F22RaptorDude on April 15, 2011, 10:13:30 PM
Are you being serious? I can't tell if your using sarcasm

I was almost 100% sure that you were joking.

As far as I know those are explosives to blow the canopy off before ejection. I don't remember where I know this from so don't quote me.
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Post by: Saxman on April 15, 2011, 11:44:46 PM: Quote from: VAMPIRE 2? on April 15, 2011, 09:47:09 PM
no, actually that pvc is a urine container for long flights, and it also converts it back into water...

Wusses. Bear Grylls wouldn't need to convert it back....
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Post by: Plawranc on April 16, 2011, 12:45:52 AM: Quote from: Saxman on April 15, 2011, 11:44:46 PM
Wusses. Bear Grylls wouldn't need to convert it back....

B.G = Tosser
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Post by: badhorse on April 16, 2011, 01:03:24 AM: Guy on the right... " I ain't cleaning that up!"
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Post by: AAJagerX on April 16, 2011, 02:50:11 AM: Quote from: MachFly on April 15, 2011, 10:36:27 PM
I was almost 100% sure that you were joking.

As far as I know those are explosives to blow the canopy off before ejection. I don't remember where I know this from so don't quote me.

Doesn't look anything like the egress system on the F-16... Just sayin.
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Post by: Volron on April 16, 2011, 06:49:30 PM: Quote from: Flayed on April 15, 2011, 07:14:16 PM
Pilot: I saw the enemy con and it scared the hell out of me so I tucked up into a lil ball like this.
Older guy: Like this?
Pilot: yeah just like that.
Blue hat guy: Looks like it scared more than the hell out of you... Look at that mess!

:rofl :rofl
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Post by: skorpion on April 16, 2011, 07:07:50 PM: blue hat guy: whatchya got goin down there?
pilot: i dont think you really wanna know
blue hat guy: what happens if i pull the ejection?
pilot: thats not the ejection thats my erec...

nevermind
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Post by: fbWldcat on April 17, 2011, 04:29:49 PM: Blue hat: Wtf?