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Title: i hate bish
Post by: skorpion on April 17, 2011, 05:44:41 PM
so there i am, at the 135 tank battle (no it wasnt a spawn camp fight) and i kill 3 tanks with a jeep! im speeding off back towards 135 feelin like a million bucks and then some bish moron decided to start a mission. 3 minutes away im still goin along not knowing that the war would be won soon...the bish horde their base and take it. well there i am about 20 yards away from the vh so i can land the kills and all the sudden i see shot sprites. i think "wtf?" and about 6 seconds later im in the tower with the pinging still going i say "what just happened?" and it says on the text buffer-The bishops have won the war- and the bases changed.

im very dissapointed that i didnt get to land those kills and i probably would have if those bish idiots didnt take the base!  :bhead :bhead :bhead :bhead :bhead

got 27 perks out of it tho... :cheers:
Title: Re: i hate bish
Post by: GNucks on April 17, 2011, 05:47:02 PM
We hate you too, buddy!  :aok
Title: Re: i hate bish
Post by: waystin2 on April 17, 2011, 05:48:35 PM
Now that is funny. :lol
Title: Re: i hate bish
Post by: Debrody on April 17, 2011, 05:49:52 PM
Well, 71 bishs vs 58 knits and rooks together...  its just   :aok
So is that 25 perks as inportant? I make 25 in one sortie, especially with the perk bonus of 3+  haha
Title: Re: i hate bish
Post by: skorpion on April 17, 2011, 05:50:13 PM
funny?!?!

well ill admit it was funny too but it was bullcrap!
Title: Re: i hate bish
Post by: skorpion on April 17, 2011, 05:51:27 PM
Well, 71 bishs vs 58 knits and rooks together...  its just   :aok
So is that 25 perks as inportant? I make 25 in one sortie, especially with the perk bonus of 3+  haha
i think you were 1 of my jeep kills :lol  but we had a .97 multilpier

its not so much as the perks its just seeing 3 kills in a jeep on the buffer  :cool:
Title: Re: i hate bish
Post by: BowHTR on April 17, 2011, 05:54:00 PM
i think you were 1 of my jeep kills :lol  but we had a .97 multilpier

its not so much as the perks its just seeing 3 kills in a jeep on the buffer  :cool:

so you wanted the attention
Title: Re: i hate bish
Post by: PFactorDave on April 17, 2011, 05:54:09 PM
Wish that HTC would fix that.  A Jeep shouldn't be able to kill a tank.
Title: Re: i hate bish
Post by: Debrody on April 17, 2011, 05:57:14 PM
Well, i dont know how the frikk you got the kill on me. Maybe the one who shot the projectile, was shot down before i died, and you were the closest...
Title: Re: i hate bish
Post by: skorpion on April 17, 2011, 05:58:58 PM
so you wanted the attention
when have you ever seen kills with a jeep on the buffer?! its almost never happened

Wish that HTC would fix that.  A Jeep shouldn't be able to kill a tank.
not if you shot a panzer in the drivers seat...

Well, i dont know how the frikk you got the kill on me. Maybe the one who shot the projectile, was shot down before i died, and you were the closest...

you my friend, were a proxy kill :P
Title: Re: i hate bish
Post by: BowHTR on April 17, 2011, 06:01:00 PM
Late War Tour 135
Kills by stinger in a
Jeep by model type
Model Type   Kills   Percent
M-3   1   50.000
M4A3(75)   1   50.000
    2 Kills   

Late War Tour 135
Kills by stinger in a
Jeep by player name
Player Name   Killed   Percent
atarget   1   50.000
delta07   1   50.000
    2 Kills   


when have you ever seen kills with a jeep on the buffer?! its almost never happened
not if you shot a panzer in the drivers seat...

you my friend, were a proxy kill :P


I've seen it before. your not the first.
Title: Re: i hate bish
Post by: skorpion on April 17, 2011, 06:14:25 PM
I've seen it before. your not the first.

yes but how often?
Title: Re: i hate bish
Post by: BowHTR on April 17, 2011, 06:20:37 PM
yes but how often?

more often than you think.

http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/index.php/topic,227546.msg2759894.html#msg2759894 (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/index.php/topic,227546.msg2759894.html#msg2759894)

http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/index.php/topic,203537.0.html (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/index.php/topic,203537.0.html)
Title: Re: i hate bish
Post by: SPKmes on April 17, 2011, 06:38:55 PM
I tried to take out crazyivn in his tiger with a jeep last night.....didn't go as I planned though...tigers are so uber they need to be perked  hahahha
Title: Re: i hate bish
Post by: Tyrannis on April 17, 2011, 06:44:12 PM
cry cum moar.



on the jeep vs tank note, ive killed t34s in EW with a jeep, granted i havent actually KILLED killed them, i'll shoot there tracks till they finally break. then just ping the tank annoyingly on the other side till the tanker rage-towers and i get a kill.


most kill i ever got was 4 in EW. 3 m3's plus an sdk in 1 sortie. didnt get to land it tho cus ktm spotted my jeep finally as i was chasing him down  :lol
Title: Re: i hate bish
Post by: Debrody on April 17, 2011, 06:46:46 PM
Well, here is the first tank destroyer of AH. Ladies and gentlemen, fear the /tadaa/ the Jeep!    :lol
Its statistically impossible to shoot through that little window twice in a row.
Title: Re: i hate bish
Post by: olds442 on April 17, 2011, 06:51:28 PM
http://www.bing.com/images/search?q=u+mad&FORM=IGRE1
Title: Re: i hate bish
Post by: curry1 on April 17, 2011, 06:56:00 PM
Well, here is the first tank destroyer of AH. Ladies and gentlemen, fear the /tadaa/ the Jeep!    :lol
Its statistically impossible to shoot through that little window twice in a row.
(http://www.rockonflash.com/images/deathStarSequence.png)
Title: Re: i hate bish
Post by: BaldEagl on April 17, 2011, 06:58:33 PM
when have you ever seen kills with a jeep on the buffer?! its almost never happened

I've landed 3 and 4 kills in a jeep before.  A couple of them were even Panzers.  If you sneak up behind them and hammer the back engine area they die.
Title: Re: i hate bish
Post by: MachFly on April 17, 2011, 07:00:17 PM
I've landed 3 and 4 kills in a jeep before.  A couple of them were even Panzers.  If you sneak up behind them and hammer the back engine area they die.

How do you "land" a jeep? Better question, how do you take off?  :D
Title: Re: i hate bish
Post by: skorpion on April 17, 2011, 07:28:01 PM
How do you "land" a jeep? Better question, how do you take off?  :D
i dunno...maybe add wings and hit a ramp on the side of a mountain at 100 mph?
Title: Re: i hate bish
Post by: BaldEagl on April 17, 2011, 07:31:32 PM
How do you "land" a jeep? Better question, how do you take off?  :D

You've never jumped mounds in a Jeep before?
Title: Re: i hate bish
Post by: caldera on April 17, 2011, 08:27:19 PM
(http://i343.photobucket.com/albums/o460/caldera_08/AH2%20screenshots/geronimo.png)

Got up to 158 mph.   :lol
Title: Re: i hate bish
Post by: Flayed on April 17, 2011, 08:36:23 PM
 We hate you too. :)    :aok
Title: Re: i hate bish
Post by: skorpion on April 17, 2011, 08:44:29 PM
(http://i343.photobucket.com/albums/o460/caldera_08/AH2%20screenshots/geronimo.png)

Got up to 158 mph.   :lol
:lol nice snuggie, i didnt think it was possible
Title: Re: i hate bish
Post by: grizz441 on April 17, 2011, 08:46:06 PM
(http://i343.photobucket.com/albums/o460/caldera_08/AH2%20screenshots/geronimo.png)

Got up to 158 mph.   :lol

(http://images2.memegenerator.net/ImageMacro/6797071/uh-duh-winning.jpg?imageSize=Medium&generatorName=Charlie-Sheen)
Title: Re: i hate bish
Post by: M0nkey_Man on April 17, 2011, 08:52:41 PM
Late War Tour 135
Kills by stinger in a
Jeep by model type
Model Type   Kills   Percent
M-3   1   50.000
M4A3(75)   1   50.000
    2 Kills   

Late War Tour 135
Kills by stinger in a
Jeep by player name
Player Name   Killed   Percent
atarget   1   50.000
delta07   1   50.000
    2 Kills   



I've seen it before. your not the first.
I got killed by a jeep? :huh
Title: Re: i hate bish
Post by: StokesAk on April 17, 2011, 09:20:35 PM
Good post :banana:
Title: Re: i hate bish
Post by: B4Buster on April 17, 2011, 09:28:35 PM
:cry :cry :cry
Title: Re: i hate bish
Post by: skorpion on April 18, 2011, 07:00:06 AM
I got killed by a jeep? :huh

yes, you did.
Title: Re: i hate bish
Post by: druski85 on April 18, 2011, 08:16:59 AM
(http://i343.photobucket.com/albums/o460/caldera_08/AH2%20screenshots/geronimo.png)

Got up to 158 mph.   :lol

Thread redeemed. 
Title: Re: i hate bish
Post by: Shuffler on April 18, 2011, 09:38:22 AM
so there i am, at the 135 tank battle (no it wasnt a spawn camp fight) and i kill 3 tanks with a jeep! im speeding off back towards 135 feelin like a million bucks and then some bish moron decided to start a mission. 3 minutes away im still goin along not knowing that the war would be won soon...the bish horde their base and take it. well there i am about 20 yards away from the vh so i can land the kills and all the sudden i see shot sprites. i think "wtf?" and about 6 seconds later im in the tower with the pinging still going i say "what just happened?" and it says on the text buffer-The bishops have won the war- and the bases changed.

im very dissapointed that i didnt get to land those kills and i probably would have if those bish idiots didnt take the base!  :bhead :bhead :bhead :bhead :bhead

got 27 perks out of it tho... :cheers:

 :headscratch:


 :rofl
Title: Re: i hate bish
Post by: VonMessa on April 18, 2011, 10:11:19 AM
Wish that HTC would fix that.  A Jeep shouldn't be able to kill a tank.

Depends whose Jeep :)
Title: Re: i hate bish
Post by: LLogann on April 18, 2011, 10:30:47 AM
Your perk bonus was 4-5? 

got 27 perks out of it tho... :cheers:
Title: Re: i hate bish
Post by: jeep00 on April 18, 2011, 11:59:59 AM
Depends whose Jeep :)

Just noticed your sig.   :aok

Too bad you aren't in the NH/Vt area, we could hit the trails.

As to the rest of this, it's as bad as picking an engaged target with no request for help just so you can land 2 kills in an LA-7-all about getting the name in lights, because only 1 wouldn't have gotten up there. You got the points and the kills (seemingly 2, not 3), the rest is chrome.

Bob
Title: Re: i hate bish
Post by: Swoops on April 18, 2011, 06:33:03 PM
Just drive your jeep up inside that mutha....and fire away....
Title: Re: i hate bish
Post by: 007Rusty on April 18, 2011, 07:32:39 PM
hate u2  :salute   :neener:

so there i am, at the 135 tank battle (no it wasnt a spawn camp fight) and i kill 3 tanks with a jeep! im speeding off back towards 135 feelin like a million bucks and then some bish moron decided to start a mission. 3 minutes away im still goin along not knowing that the war would be won soon...the bish horde their base and take it. well there i am about 20 yards away from the vh so i can land the kills and all the sudden i see shot sprites. i think "wtf?" and about 6 seconds later im in the tower with the pinging still going i say "what just happened?" and it says on the text buffer-The bishops have won the war- and the bases changed.

im very dissapointed that i didnt get to land those kills and i probably would have if those bish idiots didnt take the base!  :bhead :bhead :bhead :bhead :bhead

got 27 perks out of it tho... :cheers:
Title: Re: i hate bish
Post by: TOMCAT21 on April 18, 2011, 08:20:33 PM
Only in a Jeep .....besides....I think someone's watched Rat Patrol too much....
Title: Re: i hate bish
Post by: olds442 on April 18, 2011, 08:23:14 PM
Only in a Jeep .....besides....I think someone's watched Rat Patrol too much....
  :rofl
Title: Re: i hate bish
Post by: VonMessa on April 19, 2011, 08:09:36 AM
Just noticed your sig.   :aok

Too bad you aren't in the NH/Vt area, we could hit the trails.

As to the rest of this, it's as bad as picking an engaged target with no request for help just so you can land 2 kills in an LA-7-all about getting the name in lights, because only 1 wouldn't have gotten up there. You got the points and the kills (seemingly 2, not 3), the rest is chrome.

Bob

I have a buddy whose wife is from somewhere near Bristol, NH.  They go up to visit at least twice a year.  We have been meaning to take a trip up there with them one of these days.   :aok
Title: Re: i hate bish
Post by: B4Buster on April 19, 2011, 12:30:29 PM
Just noticed your sig.   :aok

Too bad you aren't in the NH/Vt area, we could hit the trails.

As to the rest of this, it's as bad as picking an engaged target with no request for help just so you can land 2 kills in an LA-7-all about getting the name in lights, because only 1 wouldn't have gotten up there. You got the points and the kills (seemingly 2, not 3), the rest is chrome.

Bob

I'm up in Maine. I don't think my Liberty is made for trail riding though.  :uhoh

(http://i419.photobucket.com/albums/pp278/B4B/DSC00954.jpg)
Title: Re: i hate bish
Post by: ink on April 19, 2011, 12:36:57 PM
I have a buddy whose wife is from somewhere near Bristol, NH.  They go up to visit at least twice a year.  We have been meaning to take a trip up there with them one of these days.   :aok

Bristol is about....12 minutes from me :aok
Title: Re: i hate bish
Post by: jeep00 on April 19, 2011, 09:27:40 PM
S'all right Buster. We had a guy on a run with us last year running a Kia Sorrento. It did not sound so good end of the day though. But the Liberty is far more capable than most rigs in it's class, to be sure.

I am not far from Bristol either, been meaning to check out the class vi roads in that area anyway.

Major threadjack now, so if you are looking to hit the woods in NH, try www.exploringnh.com. Not a "club" but a site for people to link up and set runs, find others doing runs, etc. Good group, and they, like me, do not like nor condone the destructive side of offroading.

Bob
Title: Re: i hate bish
Post by: cactuskooler on April 19, 2011, 10:50:21 PM
(http://i343.photobucket.com/albums/o460/caldera_08/AH2%20screenshots/geronimo.png)

Got up to 158 mph.   :lol

Amateur

(http://i547.photobucket.com/albums/hh473/cactuskooler/air2.jpg)
Title: Re: i hate bish
Post by: 5PointOh on April 20, 2011, 12:39:34 AM
(http://fc05.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2011/068/c/1/flying_anti_tank_by_czaendermajer-d3ba367.jpg)

Try it with artillery!
Title: Re: i hate bish
Post by: B4Buster on April 20, 2011, 11:19:45 AM
Sounds like a blast, jeep. There isn't any threat of an off road newb like me scratching my paint, is there?
Title: Re: i hate bish
Post by: alpini13 on April 20, 2011, 11:30:31 AM
funny, 3 tank kills in a jeep...proxy?. to me,these really wernt  earned.did he get the kills?  heck yeah he did,oh wait i see now.my dog just pointed out to me that he didnt get to see his name in the text buffer and show everyone the JEEP can kill 3 tanks. thanks boy,you get a bisquit.   cant we all just get along?lol
Title: Re: i hate bish
Post by: B4Buster on April 20, 2011, 11:33:35 AM
This thread was merely to attract the attention he was so rudely denied while in game.
Title: Re: i hate bish
Post by: Shuffler on April 20, 2011, 01:40:20 PM
Amateur

(http://i547.photobucket.com/albums/hh473/cactuskooler/air2.jpg)

ha.. which one of us was that.