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was born April 20th 2011.
Let me introduce you to Jessica Meranda Addink.
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After 50 years I'm finally a proud father.
HiTech
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:aok Congrats big guy!
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Congrats!! :aok
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Congrats HT!
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Congrats :cheers:
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Well I'll be danged. Grats there HT.
Hope Mom and the little tyke are doing well and continue to do so.
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:rock :cheers:
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Congrats Hitech!
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CONGRATS!!! :aok
:cheers:
Now a big expansion of the game to attract thousands more consumers so as to put away for her college fund! Oh wait, it's not that easy darn it!!! Here is to the continued, and expanding, success of the game hitech! :salute
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WTG....... :salute
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:cheers: Congrats
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:confused: :O :aok :cheers:
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Congrats old man. :D
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:rock :salute
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Congrats Dale, not just a geek anymore!
<S>
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Congrats HT!
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Well done sir. I see you have found the ONLY thing that really matters.
Congratulations
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Congrats! :aok
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Beautiful Baby Girl, Congratulations Daddy. :)
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Welcome to the "Club" Dale ... congrats to you and the wife !
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WTG hitech :) :aok
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In celebration of this wonderous event, HiTech has decided to introduce the P-38H in the upcoming update.
ack-ack
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that's awesome...congratulations hitech
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WTG Hitech and family :rock
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Congrats :salute
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Nice one :aok
Busy days ahead :uhoh :)
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congrats :cheers:
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woo hoo, now a guaranteed 18 more years of AH, got to pay for college. :D
<S> HiTech congrats!
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Welcome to the club! Cigars and Scotch for everyone! :)
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Congrats Mr & Mrs hitech :cheers:
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In 7-10 years, we will have a new best pilot in the game.
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Congrats!
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Congratulations!
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A heartfelt congrats Hitech :salute
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Congrats and good health.
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was born April 20th 2011.
Let me introduce you to Jessica Meranda Addink.
After 50 years I'm finally a proud father.
HiTech
Congratulations to you and your wife, HiTech; your baby is beautiful. :cheers: Your games are your most well-known creations, but your GREATEST creation is pictured in your arms in those photos. Welcome to Planet Earth, Jessica! :angel:
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Congrats. Few events in life are better than this, if any. :salute
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Congrats!! :cheers:
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Congrats, whats his callsign. :aok
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She hasn't picked one yet :D Glad to see everyone is doing well, wtg! :aok
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Congrats!
Now, what the heck are you doing putting out a patch when you should be enjoying the new baby? Take a couple weeks off already...
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gratz! :banana: :aok
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Congrats <S> :cheers:
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congrats :cheers:
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wtg Mrs Hitech !!
Thanks for sharing :cheers:
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Daughters RULE!
BTW, congrats, and what kind a shotgun do you have? :lol
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Congrats Sir! :cheers:
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:aok :aok :aok :aok :aok
:salute
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Congrats HT!!! Your on the best adventure there ever was now !!! <S>
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Congrats! :cheers:
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Congrats! Of course Mrs. HT did all the work :).
I hope you got all your sleep in for the year?
Kids teach you a lot you didn't know about yourself. Happens every time you think you got it figured out . . .
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flattered that you chose to share that with us, HT.
congrats :rock
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Congrats Boss. :aok
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Congratulations Hitech! The greatest moment of your life, right there. <S>
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Well done, HT! Congratulations! :aok
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Congrats :cheers: :cheers:
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Excellent WTG. :cheers:
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Grats hitech!!!!!
-BigBOBCH
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Congrats Dale, you better fire up area 51 so you can show your daughter how it works :D
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WTG Hitech and congratulations for the whole family! :)
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WTG Dale and congratulations!
My first is just turning 9 months old so I can say from recent experience that it will be the best thing that has ever happened to you as it was to me. :)
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Congrats HT! :aok
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Congrats Dale my is Born 19th April 2010 the 2nd
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Congrats and good luck.. :)
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Congrats Hitech!
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congrats sir. :aok
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incredible feeling. My warmest and most heart felt congratulations.
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WOW! WTG Mr. and Mrs. HiTech :cheers:
The future CEO of HTC.
What's her callsign going to be ?
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She's beautiful! Congrats! :aok :salute
Nutz
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Congratulations she is a cutie.
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After 50 years I'm finally a proud father.
HiTech
You have only just begun to live. Heartfelt congratulations!!!
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Congrats sir, she sure did pick one heckuva day to be born.
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She thankfully gets her good looks from her mom. :D
Congrats sir!
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Congrats! :aok
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Most excellent!
Congratulations Dale! :cheers:
As others have said, she will be one of the best things that have ever happened to you. :)
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awesome man :aok
now you will see......you think your a bit nuts now.... :rofl
hell when she is 13, your gonna be what....63........oh man are you in for it. :D
seriously nothing will bring you as much joy as that little girl. :aok
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Congrats Dale! Your life has just changed, for the better.
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congrats, :cheers:
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Congrats, It's an awesome ride!
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Time deleayed double post... :D
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Congrats Hitech - take some time to enjoy the new addition to your family.
Wurzel
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Congratulations! :aok
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Congrats on the 4/20 baby! :lol
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Congrats Hitech and family !
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Congratulations Dale! Jolly good show!
Our best wishes for Jessica and his mommy! We're excited with the news! :x
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Speaking from experiance, theres nothing in the world thats better than "Daddys little girl" :aok
Congratulation Mom and Dad!!! Shes a cutie for sure.
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Congratulations Mr. Hitech :aok hope all's well and continues to be that way :)
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Congratulations, HiTech.
May she have a long and joyful life.
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HUZZAH! HUZZAH! HUZZAH! :cheers:
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Congrats you will never see the world the same ever again. But in a good way.
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Congrats, Dale! All the best wishes for your baby daughter. When she is old enough, be sure to teach her how to fly the P38! :old:
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Very dear! Wonderful times :aok :aok
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Congrats!
That's fantastic!
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congrats dale, and give Mrs. dale a big WTG!
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Congrats sir <S>
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congrats Dale
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Congrats on the baby girl HT! :aok
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Congratulations!
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Congrats Dale!
Well done to your bride.
I'm happy for you both!
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Congrats Hitech and family. Do keep in mind she shares her birthday with a couple of tyrants. Myself and some other goofball :)
I guess that means Princess has to give up her AH ID then :)
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Congrats Hitech and family. Do keep in mind she shares her birthday with a couple of tyrants. Myself and some other goofball :)
I guess that means Princess has to give up her AH ID then :)
Happy belated birthday. :D
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Congrats Hitech -
Only 14 years before you get the "Daddy, can I have the keys to the plane?" PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZE
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Thing one: Little girls are the best. Your life has been changed forever, for the good.
Thing two: Save the following. It will prove very useful some years from now. Trust me on this.
- oldman
TEN SIMPLE RULES FOR DATING MY DAUGHTER.
Rule One: If you pull into my driveway and honk, you'd better be delivering a package, because you're sure not picking anything up.
Rule Two: You do not touch my daughter in front of me. You may glance at her, so long as you do not peer at anything below her neck. If you cannot keep your eyes or hands off of my daughter's body, I will remove them.
Rule Three: I am aware that it is considered fashionable for boys of your age to wear their trousers so loosely that they appear to be falling off their hips. Please don't take this as an insult, but you and all of your friends are complete idiots. Still, I want to be fair and open minded about this issue, so I propose this compromise: You may come to the door with your underwear showing and your pants ten sizes too big, and I will not object. However, in order to ensure that your clothes do not, in fact, come off during the course of your date with my daughter, I will take my electric nail gun and fasten your trousers securely in place to your waist.
Rule Four: I'm sure you've been told that in today's world, sex without utilizing a barrier method of some kind can kill you. Let me elaborate: when it comes to sex, I am the barrier, and I will kill you.
Rule Five: In order for us to get to know each other, we should talk about sports, politics, and other issues of the day. Please do not do this. The only information I require from you is an indication of when you expect to have my daughter safely back at my house, and the only word I need from you on this subject is "early."
Rule Six: I have no doubt you are a popular fellow, with many opportunities to date other girls. This is fine with me as long as it is okay with my daughter. Otherwise, once you have gone out with my little girl, you will continue to date no one but her until she is finished with you. If you make her cry, I will make you cry.
Rule Seven: As you stand in my front hallway, waiting for my daughter to appear, and more than an hour goes by, do not sigh and fidget. If you want to be on time for the movie, you should not be dating. My daughter is putting on her makeup, a process that can take longer than painting the Golden Gate Bridge. Instead of just standing there, why don't you do something useful, like changing the oil in my car?
Rule Eight: The following places are not appropriate for a date with my daughter: Places where there are beds, sofas, or anything softer than a wooden stool. Places where there are no parents, policemen, or nuns within eyesight. Places where there is darkness. Places where there is dancing, holding hands, or happiness. Places where the ambient temperature is warm enough to induce my daughter to wear shorts, tank tops, midriff T-shirts, or anything other than overalls, a sweater, and a goose down parka zipped up to her throat. Movies with a strong romantic or sexual theme are to be avoided; movies which feature chainsaws are okay. Hockey games are okay. Old folks homes are better.
Rule Nine: Do not lie to me. I may appear to be a pot-bellied, balding, middle-aged, dim-witted has-been. But on issues relating to my daughter, I am the all- knowing, merciless god of your universe. If I ask you where you are going and with whom, you have one chance to tell me the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth. I have a shotgun, a shovel, and five acres behind the house. Do not trifle with me.
Rule Ten: Be afraid. Be very afraid. It takes very little for me to mistake the sound of your car in the driveway for a chopper coming in over a rice paddy outside of Hanoi. When my Agent Orange starts acting up, the voices in my head frequently tell me to clean the guns as I wait for you to bring my daughter home. As soon as you pull into the driveway you should exit your car with both hands in plain sight. Speak the perimeter password, announce in a clear voice that you have brought my daughter home safely and early, then return to your car...there is no need for you to come inside. The camouflaged face at the window is mine.
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Congratulations to you and the new mom!
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Congratulations Hitech :aok :old:
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Thing one: Little girls are the best. Your life has been changed forever, for the good.
Thing two: Save the following. It will prove very useful some years from now. Trust me on this.
- oldman
TEN SIMPLE RULES FOR DATING MY DAUGHTER.
Rule One: If you pull into my driveway and honk, you'd better be delivering a package, because you're sure not picking anything up.
Rule Two: You do not touch my daughter in front of me. You may glance at her, so long as you do not peer at anything below her neck. If you cannot keep your eyes or hands off of my daughter's body, I will remove them.
Rule Three: I am aware that it is considered fashionable for boys of your age to wear their trousers so loosely that they appear to be falling off their hips. Please don't take this as an insult, but you and all of your friends are complete idiots. Still, I want to be fair and open minded about this issue, so I propose this compromise: You may come to the door with your underwear showing and your pants ten sizes too big, and I will not object. However, in order to ensure that your clothes do not, in fact, come off during the course of your date with my daughter, I will take my electric nail gun and fasten your trousers securely in place to your waist.
Rule Four: I'm sure you've been told that in today's world, sex without utilizing a barrier method of some kind can kill you. Let me elaborate: when it comes to sex, I am the barrier, and I will kill you.
Rule Five: In order for us to get to know each other, we should talk about sports, politics, and other issues of the day. Please do not do this. The only information I require from you is an indication of when you expect to have my daughter safely back at my house, and the only word I need from you on this subject is "early."
Rule Six: I have no doubt you are a popular fellow, with many opportunities to date other girls. This is fine with me as long as it is okay with my daughter. Otherwise, once you have gone out with my little girl, you will continue to date no one but her until she is finished with you. If you make her cry, I will make you cry.
Rule Seven: As you stand in my front hallway, waiting for my daughter to appear, and more than an hour goes by, do not sigh and fidget. If you want to be on time for the movie, you should not be dating. My daughter is putting on her makeup, a process that can take longer than painting the Golden Gate Bridge. Instead of just standing there, why don't you do something useful, like changing the oil in my car?
Rule Eight: The following places are not appropriate for a date with my daughter: Places where there are beds, sofas, or anything softer than a wooden stool. Places where there are no parents, policemen, or nuns within eyesight. Places where there is darkness. Places where there is dancing, holding hands, or happiness. Places where the ambient temperature is warm enough to induce my daughter to wear shorts, tank tops, midriff T-shirts, or anything other than overalls, a sweater, and a goose down parka zipped up to her throat. Movies with a strong romantic or sexual theme are to be avoided; movies which feature chainsaws are okay. Hockey games are okay. Old folks homes are better.
Rule Nine: Do not lie to me. I may appear to be a pot-bellied, balding, middle-aged, dim-witted has-been. But on issues relating to my daughter, I am the all- knowing, merciless god of your universe. If I ask you where you are going and with whom, you have one chance to tell me the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth. I have a shotgun, a shovel, and five acres behind the house. Do not trifle with me.
Rule Ten: Be afraid. Be very afraid. It takes very little for me to mistake the sound of your car in the driveway for a chopper coming in over a rice paddy outside of Hanoi. When my Agent Orange starts acting up, the voices in my head frequently tell me to clean the guns as I wait for you to bring my daughter home. As soon as you pull into the driveway you should exit your car with both hands in plain sight. Speak the perimeter password, announce in a clear voice that you have brought my daughter home safely and early, then return to your car...there is no need for you to come inside. The camouflaged face at the window is mine.
Hi Tech, look at the back of your daughter's birth certificate. These rules should be already printed on there, at least they were when mine was born 25 years ago. Baby girls are the most precious of all. :aok
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Congrats. I hope you are all caught up on your sleep. You can figure to be up at least once a night for about 6 weeks. :O
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CONGRATULATIONS HiTech!
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YOU DA MAN BOSS!!!!!!!!!!!!! :rock :rock :rock :rock :rock :rock :rock :rock :rock :rock :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :cheers: :cheers: :cheers: :cheers: :cheers:
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:cheers:
:salute
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Your wife gave birth to Drex?
Just kidding. Congratulations, and welcome to the greatest adventure you'll ever have the privilege of undertaking!
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Congrats, Daddy Hitech.
She will melt your heart everyday for the rest of your life.
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Congratulations and salute to Mr and Mrs Addink.
HiTech and Jessica already have something in common besides genetics, the ability to [mis]spell.
I can see the platform for the next Con. Either strollers with frickin' lazers, or flying diapers that shoot you down with either their primary weapon, #1, or their secondary weapon, #2.
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Congratulations Sir.
It's wonderful seeing a good man blessed with a tiny miracle.
My compliments to the Missus on her excellent work.
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Oh,man, what a great day. And she still likes you.
Congratulations to you and your wife.
HONK!
Gooss
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Congrats! :cheers:
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Congrats and Kudos!
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Dale has just managed, in a single post, to discredit the entire history of the "geek" culture.
You can be a video game addict and..
1) Not live in your moms basement
2) Have a social life and learn to actually fly a plane
3) Get a date
4) Get a SECOND date
5) Marry
6) Have a life
7) Contribute in a small way towards creating a life
8) Grow old(er) and gray keeping the boys away for the next 20 years!
Congratulations Dale.
As a father of a 15 year old at the ripe young age of 48, I can only laugh my butt off at what you are about to endure!
Godspeed and Congratulations Sir! Give my best to the Mrs. who quite frankly really did all the hard work :P
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Congrats Hitech and family. :aok
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WTFG! :cheers:
That´s a gogogogogo!!!
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Doubt she will be the worlds greatest pilot just yet .....her feet won't reach the pedals! :)
Congratulations
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:cheers: fun
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Awesome SIR!
Congratulations, enjoy.
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Congrats Dale, that's a beautiful baby there! :aok
You thought flying in a plane made your head spin... you ain't seen nothing yet!
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Congrats HTC :cheers:
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WTG hitech :airplane:
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WTG HiTech!
I looked up other important events that happened on the 20th of April:
-1775 – American Revolutionary War: the Siege of Boston begins, following the battles at Lexington and Concord.
-1792 – France declares war on Austria, the beginning of French Revolutionary Wars.
-1889 - Adolf Hitler was born at around 6:30 pm on 20 April 1889 at the Gasthof zum Pommer.
-1918 – Manfred von Richthofen, aka The Red Baron, shoots down his 79th and 80th victims, his final victories before his death the following day.
-1972 – Apollo 16, commanded by John Young, lands on the moon .
-2010 – The Deepwater Horizon oil well explodes in the Gulf of Mexico, killing eleven workers and beginning an oil spill that would last five months.
Welcome to the wonderful world of Fathering! :banana:
Luft
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WTG :cheers:
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Grats man. In no time she will have you wrapped around her finger , and theres nothing you can do about but enjoy it. But time goes by fast, enjoy every minute you can. Seems like yesterday my 13 yo daughter was that little. What a beautiful baby. :)
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Big WTG!! congratulations
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Congratulations!
My daughter gave me a book called The Greatest Father On Earth for last Christmas. It read there, that a man enjoys being a father of a baby best in his fifties. WTG! :salute
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VERY nice :aok
Congrats to you & the Missus and thoughts and prayers everyone is home safe & well :pray :salute
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Congratulations to you and the Mrs. Beautiful baby :aok
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You're 50?
:huh
wrongway
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HiTech,
Congratulations! A true blessing and she's beautiful. I am confident that with your daughter in your life, the whining on boards will take on an appropriate level of insignificance. :D
Ah life is good.
Of course with lots of new things to pay for on the horizon including flying lessons, a plane of her own, college, a wedding, you might want to start thinking about this number...
19.99/month.
All the best,
Vinkman
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congratulations, HiTech!
she looks beautiful! :salute
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Congrats!
You'll be around 68 when it's time for her to move out :P :P :P
She might as well stay and help change your diapers :P :P
Congratulations though. She'll be a fine addition to the community! :)
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:salute :cheers: wtg hitec and family!congrats to you both.
:noidhate to ask this but the first pic you posted it appears a wire coming from your hand to the back of your baby umm well was there an inplant in her so you can download all pilot and tactical stuff directly into her brain?
future shock?
if not nevermind :salute
bortas
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I don't visit this main board very much, so I just saw this, but congratulations! :)
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HiTech,
Congratulations! A true blessing and she's beautiful. I am confident that with your daughter in your life, the whining on boards will take on an appropriate level of insignificance. :D
Ah life is good.
Of course with lots of new things to pay for on the horizon including flying lessons, a plane of her own, college, a wedding, you might want to start thinking about this number...
19.99/month.
All the best,
Vinkman
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:rofl Good to know I'm not the only other cynical fart out here. I was first thinking when I read this thread "the subscription is gonna go up to $15.99 next month for sure. And most likely peaking at $19.99 in March of 2027, in addition to most those still living within the state of Texas giving up their rights to drive about mid-May that same year..." :devil
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Congrat =)
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Congrats HiTech!
how long till shes flying? :D
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As you see....I don't post much on these boards...but I think this one deserves one.
Congrats :cheers:
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Congrats to Mr. and Mrs Hitech! :aok
Welcome to this world, 'lil lady! :)
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:banana: :cheers: :cheers:
Congrats Dale and Mrs. HiTech!!!
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Congrates to DA and the entire family!
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That is awesome -- hearty congratulations and well done to you and your wife! <S>
As a new 1st-time parent myself (twin daughters, born last April), I think that you've got many marvelous things ahead to experience with that wonderful baby girl.
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Congrats Hitech! She's gonna be a cutie and an :angel:! She obviously got some Bish blood in her :rock Are you going to pick out an in-game name for her? <S>
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Congrats. Being a parent is the most rewarding thing I did with my life. Enjoy. :cheers:
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Congrats Dale!!
When she hits age 2, at breakfast, ask her what finger you'll be wrapped around for the day.
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WOO!!
Congrats :x
4/20 baby :rock
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Congrats!
You'll be around 68 when it's time for her to move out :P :P :P
She might as well stay and help change your diapers :P :P
Congratulations though. She'll be a fine addition to the community! :)
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I got my dad some depends and a jar of preparation h for his 60th birthday. We thought it was funnier than he did.
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congrats
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I got my dad some depends and a jar of preparation h for his 60th birthday. We thought it was funnier than he did.
:rofl :rofl :rofl
very nice! :lol
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Congrats HiTech....
Now the fun REALLY begins!
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Sorry to get here so late, but Congratulations to you both :)!!
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Are you going to pick out an in-game name for her? <S>
JMAD, LoTech?
All I know is shes a pretty little girl!, Wish I was that nice when I was a baby only 17 years ago. :D
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Congrats Dale! :aok
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:aok :rock :banana: congrads daddy hitechy!
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Congrats HiTech, be sure and take time to enjoy the years ahead with your growing family, it goes by fast.
Hint: She wants a full CH setup for her first birthday, Christmas would be better. :D
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Congratulations HiTech :cheers:
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Good Job Sir <S>
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Congrats, All the best to your New Pilot and her Family :cheers:
edit: She looks like somebody who would want to fly a Beaufighter :D
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Congratulations HTC!!! May she have a long, healthy, joyfull and prosperous life. :aok
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Congrats HiTech :aok
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I got my dad some depends and a jar of preparation h for his 60th birthday. We thought it was funnier than he did.
Probably because he bought you a plane on yours (http://i239.photobucket.com/albums/ff107/tymekeepyr/screwyou.gif)
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Congrats HT.
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Wtg HT , 50 years - wow , prepare for sleepless nights, and nasty diaper changes coming to a bathroom close to you ;)
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Awesome indeed, the skies will never be the same! :aok
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Congrats on your beautiful new arrival :aok
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Congrats man :aok.
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Congratulations Hitech! Have fun man... my daughter is nearly two years old now. Time absolutely flies!
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Wtg HT , 50 years - wow , prepare for sleepless nights, and nasty diaper changes coming to a bathroom close to you ;)
Sleepless nights are a tough part, but it gets better over time. Diaper changes really are not a big deal at all, at least in my opinion.
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Father at 50. Same here, twins 21 months old as of the 22ND. Congratulations Mr. Hitech. Enjoy them while you can they grow up faster than you think. :cheers: :aok
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Congrats! :aok
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Congrats to the family!
Thank you for those very touching moment pictures.
Now get a good cigar and glass of excellent single malt whiskey.
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Probably because he bought you a plane on yours (http://i239.photobucket.com/albums/ff107/tymekeepyr/screwyou.gif)
Nah, that was in 2009, I bought him a glider ride this year.
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Congrats and the best to all three of you. :)
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Congratulation, HiTech! She's an :angel:
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WTG HITECH
<S> HL
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Congrats Hitech. Mine just turned 1 on the 21st. Lotsa fun ahead for you :aok
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Congrats HiTech!
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Congrats HT & The Boss (Mrs. HT of course) :aok
Wondered, does Mrs. HT ever read the forums to see what you have to deal with :rofl
<S> Oz
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Congrats Hitech!! now life begins for you, enjoy!! i got 3 of my own :rolleyes:
<S> greens
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:cheers: the best days of your life are now before you! :aok
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Congrats HiTech!
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Bump
Just because.........
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Congrats Hitech,
..Here's to your little edition to your online 'monarchy' :)
(Sorry couldn't avoid that)
The American dream is indeed here.
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Congradulations Dale!!!! right on my man. Hope she has an interest into history, open-mindedness, and AIRCRAFT!!!
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Congradulation Dave.... :cheers:
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WTG :aok Congrats, she is a beautiful baby
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:salute :x :cheers:
Congratulations, sir.
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Congratulations Bro! Good lookin crew ya got there!
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:salute
Congradulations and good luck sir. :cheers: