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Title: How to write a Police report.
Post by: Wayout on April 29, 2011, 03:15:09 PM
  Orville Smith, a store manager for Best Buy in Augusta, Georgia, told police
he observed a male customer, on surveillance cameras, putting a laptop computer
under his jacket. When confronted the man became irate, knocked down an
employee, drew a knife and ran for the door.
 
  Outside on the sidewalk were four Marines collecting toys for the "Toys for
Tots" program.

  Smith said the Marines stopped the man, but he stabbed one of the Marines,
Cpl. Phillip Duggan, in the back; the injury did not appear to be severe.

After Police and an ambulance arrived at the scene Cpl. Duggan was transported
for treatment.

The subject was also transported to the local hospital with two broken arms, a
broken ankle, a broken leg, several missing teeth, possible broken ribs,
multiple contusions, assorted lacerations, a broken nose and a broken
jaw...injuries he sustained when he slipped and fell off of the curb after
stabbing the Marine. 
 
And that's exactly how it was written in the Police report.
Title: Re: How to write a Police report.
Post by: oakranger on April 29, 2011, 03:17:15 PM
 :rofl
Title: Re: How to write a Police report.
Post by: Spikes on April 29, 2011, 03:19:00 PM
LOL
Title: Re: How to write a Police report.
Post by: Dichotomy on April 29, 2011, 03:24:19 PM
 :rofl
Title: Re: How to write a Police report.
Post by: MaSonZ on April 29, 2011, 03:27:35 PM
 :rofl
Title: Re: How to write a Police report.
Post by: Pigslilspaz on April 29, 2011, 03:59:07 PM
Thank god the soldier is alright, and let that be a warning that gravity is very unforgiving.  :rofl
Title: Re: How to write a Police report.
Post by: MaSonZ on April 29, 2011, 04:10:31 PM
Thank god the soldier is alright, and let that be a warning that gravity is very unforgiving.  :rofl
and marines...i doubt he sustained all those injuries from a "fall" :rock
Title: Re: How to write a Police report.
Post by: CAP1 on April 29, 2011, 08:35:29 PM
  Orville Smith, a store manager for Best Buy in Augusta, Georgia, told police
he observed a male customer, on surveillance cameras, putting a laptop computer
under his jacket. When confronted the man became irate, knocked down an
employee, drew a knife and ran for the door.
 
  Outside on the sidewalk were four Marines collecting toys for the "Toys for
Tots" program.

  Smith said the Marines stopped the man, but he stabbed one of the Marines,
Cpl. Phillip Duggan, in the back; the injury did not appear to be severe.

After Police and an ambulance arrived at the scene Cpl. Duggan was transported
for treatment.

The subject was also transported to the local hospital with two broken arms, a
broken ankle, a broken leg, several missing teeth, possible broken ribs,
multiple contusions, assorted lacerations, a broken nose and a broken
jaw...injuries he sustained when he slipped and fell off of the curb after
stabbing the Marine. 
 
And that's exactly how it was written in the Police report.


gravity is a harsh mistress.  :aok
Title: Re: How to write a Police report.
Post by: F22RaptorDude on April 29, 2011, 08:58:50 PM
 :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :aok :lol
Title: Re: How to write a Police report.
Post by: NatCigg on April 29, 2011, 09:01:43 PM
Thank god the soldier is alright, and let that be a warning that gravity is very unforgiving.  :rofl

lol...ground control to major tom,...
Title: Re: How to write a Police report.
Post by: Dichotomy on April 29, 2011, 09:50:20 PM
lol...ground control to major tom,...

*PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT  :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl

*starts writing up another invoice for monitor, keyboard, mouse, and CH throttle. 
Title: Re: How to write a Police report.
Post by: Rino on April 29, 2011, 10:17:32 PM
     Got to wonder about a clown that tries on 4 marines armed only with a knife...Darwin in action.  :D
Title: Re: How to write a Police report.
Post by: M0nkey_Man on April 29, 2011, 11:15:26 PM
     Got to wonder about a clown that tries on 4 marines armed only with a knife...Darwin in action.  :D
1 guy with knife+4 marines= your about to :ahand
Title: Re: How to write a Police report.
Post by: camnite on April 29, 2011, 11:26:37 PM
at minimum, a harrier.










oh crap, they have those too! he is so screwed
Title: Re: How to write a Police report.
Post by: Dichotomy on April 29, 2011, 11:34:02 PM
1 guy with knife+4 marines= your about to :ahand

Oh good lord Monkey even I've made a sig now?  :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl
Title: Re: How to write a Police report.
Post by: PuppetZ on April 29, 2011, 11:55:12 PM
 :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl

    Got to wonder about a clown that tries on 4 marines armed only with a knife...Darwin in action.  :D

Yup! A potential future http://darwinawards.com/

hahahahaha

wtg marines. Oh no... Gravity... thats right,........ gravity.... :noid
Title: Re: How to write a Police report.
Post by: gyrene81 on April 30, 2011, 12:57:26 AM
and marines...i doubt he sustained all those injuries from a "fall" :rock
if the marines said he fell...he fell...didn't say how far or what he came into contact with while falling...he just fell.
Title: Re: How to write a Police report.
Post by: MarineUS on April 30, 2011, 03:45:12 AM
Damn right.

That Marine was luckier than the other Marine who got stabbed outside of a Toys R Us. Dude was running out, he jumped out to stop him (He was a Private, fresh out of bootcamp. The NCO who was supposed to be around to assist had made a quick head call) and the guy stabbed him through his Dress blues. He was DOA.  :salute

Those Marines were from the unit in Atlanta (from the OP).
Title: Re: How to write a Police report.
Post by: Plawranc on April 30, 2011, 03:50:03 AM
Oh good lord Monkey even I've made a sig now?  :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl

I have too  :D
Title: Re: How to write a Police report.
Post by: CAP1 on April 30, 2011, 08:01:32 AM
if the marines said he fell...he fell...didn't say how far or what he came into contact with while falling...he just fell.

 or what caused the fall..... :devil
Title: Re: How to write a Police report.
Post by: Rash on April 30, 2011, 08:28:22 AM
Sounds like there where 4 witnesses.
Title: Re: How to write a Police report.
Post by: fbEagle on April 30, 2011, 08:38:39 AM
Gravity man... its not just a good idea. Its the Law!
Title: Re: How to write a Police report.
Post by: PuppetZ on April 30, 2011, 11:42:11 AM
http://www.snopes.com/politics/military/stabbedmarine.asp

Origins:   On 26 November 2010 (Black Friday) at about 1:15 p.m., those manning the surveillance cameras at a Best Buy in Augusta, Georgia, spotted a shopper cutting a Dell laptop computer from its packaging and stuffing it down his pants. According to police, store security personnel approached the suspect, 39-year-old Tracey Attaway of Waynesboro, Georgia, and asked him to return the merchandise. Attaway became angry, released the laptop, and ran out the front door, pulling a knife and knocking down a Best Buy employee in the process.

Outside the store's entrance were four Marines and seven volunteers collecting donations for Toys for Tots. One of them, Cpl. Phillip Duggan, clotheslined the running man, bringing him to the ground. The assailant regained his feet and swung his knife, stabbing Duggan, then was quickly tackled by several other Marines and members of the store's loss-prevention team, who held him in the parking lot until deputies arrived.

The injured Marine was taken to Eisenhower Army Medical Center and released after receiving stitches. He was well enough the next day to drop off a toy for donation at a nearby Walmart.

Cpl. Duggan's attacker, Tracey Attaway, was jailed and charged with armed robbery, aggravated assault and possession of a knife in the commission of a crime. He was denied bond on 11 December 2010.

An account of this incident circulated via e-mail in December 2010 (reproduced as the first item in the Examples section above) was presented as a 27 November Associated Press account of the incident. While the circulated account was indeed based on that very news article, it contained a paragraph not found in the original:
The suspect was transported to the local hospital with two broken arms, a broken leg, possible broken ribs, assorted lacerations and bruises he obtained when he fell trying to run after stabbing the Marine.
(The audience is supposed to read between the lines in the preceding text and conclude that the suspect did not fall but rather was beaten by the other three Marines.)

None of the news accounts we examined indicated that Attaway was injured, either while being subdued or afterwards. That bit appears to be pure invention on the part of the person who inserted the additional paragraph into the news account, thereby transforming it into a "Don't mess with the Marines" object lesson.

Barbara "fable unable" Mikkelson

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Title: Re: How to write a Police report.
Post by: MaSonZ on April 30, 2011, 11:46:35 AM
I'm joining the marines











 :noid
Title: Re: How to write a Police report.
Post by: M0nkey_Man on April 30, 2011, 04:17:53 PM
Oh good lord Monkey even I've made a sig now?  :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl
i had to keep it  :aok
Title: Re: How to write a Police report.
Post by: Lab Rat 3947 on April 30, 2011, 04:49:51 PM
 :rofl
Title: Re: How to write a Police report.
Post by: smoe on April 30, 2011, 06:25:49 PM
That's all in fun and no doubt the suspect deserved it. The only problem is that anyone including a marine could be sued and forced to pay hundreds of thousands of dollars to the suspect.

I know of a bouncer who roughed up a snot nosed kid outside of bar and had to pay over $300,000 to the kid in installments.
Title: Re: How to write a Police report.
Post by: Meatwad on April 30, 2011, 07:03:05 PM
That's all in fun and no doubt the suspect deserved it. The only problem is that anyone including a marine could be sued and forced to pay hundreds of thousands of dollars to the suspect.

I know of a bouncer who roughed up a snot nosed kid outside of bar and had to pay over $300,000 to the kid in installments.


And the attorney that is protecting the criminal should be disbarred and burnt at the stake
Title: Re: How to write a Police report.
Post by: Vudu15 on April 30, 2011, 09:40:03 PM
guess that first step was a doozy... :D
Title: Re: How to write a Police report.
Post by: MaSonZ on April 30, 2011, 09:42:53 PM
guess that first step was a doozy... :D
a uber doozy at that  :rofl
Title: Re: How to write a Police report.
Post by: Karnak on April 30, 2011, 11:48:26 PM
http://www.snopes.com/politics/military/stabbedmarine.asp

Origins:   On 26 November 2010 (Black Friday) at about 1:15 p.m., those manning the surveillance cameras at a Best Buy in Augusta, Georgia, spotted a shopper cutting a Dell laptop computer from its packaging and stuffing it down his pants. According to police, store security personnel approached the suspect, 39-year-old Tracey Attaway of Waynesboro, Georgia, and asked him to return the merchandise. Attaway became angry, released the laptop, and ran out the front door, pulling a knife and knocking down a Best Buy employee in the process.

Outside the store's entrance were four Marines and seven volunteers collecting donations for Toys for Tots. One of them, Cpl. Phillip Duggan, clotheslined the running man, bringing him to the ground. The assailant regained his feet and swung his knife, stabbing Duggan, then was quickly tackled by several other Marines and members of the store's loss-prevention team, who held him in the parking lot until deputies arrived.

The injured Marine was taken to Eisenhower Army Medical Center and released after receiving stitches. He was well enough the next day to drop off a toy for donation at a nearby Walmart.

Cpl. Duggan's attacker, Tracey Attaway, was jailed and charged with armed robbery, aggravated assault and possession of a knife in the commission of a crime. He was denied bond on 11 December 2010.

An account of this incident circulated via e-mail in December 2010 (reproduced as the first item in the Examples section above) was presented as a 27 November Associated Press account of the incident. While the circulated account was indeed based on that very news article, it contained a paragraph not found in the original:
The suspect was transported to the local hospital with two broken arms, a broken leg, possible broken ribs, assorted lacerations and bruises he obtained when he fell trying to run after stabbing the Marine.
(The audience is supposed to read between the lines in the preceding text and conclude that the suspect did not fall but rather was beaten by the other three Marines.)

None of the news accounts we examined indicated that Attaway was injured, either while being subdued or afterwards. That bit appears to be pure invention on the part of the person who inserted the additional paragraph into the news account, thereby transforming it into a "Don't mess with the Marines" object lesson.

Barbara "fable unable" Mikkelson

Last updated:   16 April 2011

Urban Legends Reference Pages © 1995-2011 by Barbara and David P. Mikkelson.
This material may not be reproduced without permission.
snopes and the snopes.com logo are registered service marks of snopes.com.
This makes me respect the Marines in question much more than the OP's version does.

Good job, Marines!
Title: Re: How to write a Police report.
Post by: Tr1gg22 on May 01, 2011, 02:18:08 PM
EWWW....RAW
Title: Re: How to write a Police report.
Post by: Helm on May 01, 2011, 03:15:47 PM
And the attorney that is protecting the criminal should be disbarred and burnt at the stake


actually its the judges who deserve a good burning ...they are the one's who allow crooks to terrorise our country


Helm ...out
Title: Re: How to write a Police report.
Post by: guncrasher on May 02, 2011, 02:35:23 AM
did any of you guys noticed that the news was partly fake?  the thief had no injuries at all.  so before you guys go on and join the marines, learn to write first  :D, or you will be stuck in the army.

semp
Title: Re: How to write a Police report.
Post by: dedalos on May 02, 2011, 10:02:21 AM
That's all in fun and no doubt the suspect deserved it. The only problem is that anyone including a marine could be sued and forced to pay hundreds of thousands of dollars to the suspect.

I know of a bouncer who roughed up a snot nosed kid outside of bar and had to pay over $300,000 to the kid in installments.


Yep, a bouncer cannot touch you outside the the premises.  Not that he has any right to rough you inside unless you attack him but they seem to get away with it.  I was a witness when  bouncer attacked my boss for talking to to a girl that turned out to be the bouncers X.  After he took him outside he proceeded to attack him.  Big mistake.  The guy ended up getting 2 years.

In your case, it seems that the kid was a "snotty nosed kid" and therefore the laws don't apply to him?  Funny how laws don;t apply when we know the offenders.  Your body should have known the laws and got what he deserved.  :aok