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Title: Obi-Wan Kenobi Is Dead, Vader Says
Post by: bozon on May 12, 2011, 02:58:48 AM
Dramatic and shocking news:
http://www.galacticempiretimes.com/2011/05/09/galaxy/outer-rim/obi-wan-kenobi-is-killed.html
Title: Re: Obi-Wan Kenobi Is Dead, Vader Says
Post by: Yossarian on May 12, 2011, 03:08:53 AM
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO O!!!!!
Title: Re: Obi-Wan Kenobi Is Dead, Vader Says
Post by: Nefarious on May 12, 2011, 07:00:16 AM
lol  :aok
Title: Re: Obi-Wan Kenobi Is Dead, Vader Says
Post by: Dragon on May 12, 2011, 07:25:00 AM
Why are we still giving aid to Tatooine? They probably knew of Kenobi's existence the whole time and even helped him! That whole planet is just a big hive of scum and villainy.


 :rofl
Title: Re: Obi-Wan Kenobi Is Dead, Vader Says
Post by: Saxman on May 12, 2011, 07:43:35 AM
I haven't decided which this is more sacrilegious to: Star Wars or the actual bin Laden mission, lol.
Title: Re: Obi-Wan Kenobi Is Dead, Vader Says
Post by: Nefarious on May 12, 2011, 08:46:40 AM
The Death Star was an Inside Job. Vader and the Emperor knew the whole time but made the Imperial defenses stand down.  :noid
Title: Re: Obi-Wan Kenobi Is Dead, Vader Says
Post by: LLogann on May 12, 2011, 08:48:34 AM
 :lol
Title: Re: Obi-Wan Kenobi Is Dead, Vader Says
Post by: Nefarious on May 12, 2011, 08:49:27 AM
They probably had his body locked in carbonite for the last nine years, the Emperor was way down in the polls. It's all falling into place now.  :noid
Title: Re: Obi-Wan Kenobi Is Dead, Vader Says
Post by: Grayeagle on May 12, 2011, 11:05:51 AM
What an awesome parody!

ROFLMAO .. the whole article is excellently done, and the replies .. my sides hurt.

-GE aka Frank
Title: Re: Obi-Wan Kenobi Is Dead, Vader Says
Post by: Dichotomy on May 12, 2011, 11:26:39 AM
Quote from: Nefarious on May 12, 2011, 08:49:27 AM
They probably had his body locked in carbonite for the last nine years, the Emperor was way down in the polls. It's all falling into place now.  :noid
:rofl
Title: Re: Obi-Wan Kenobi Is Dead, Vader Says
Post by: bozon on May 12, 2011, 04:08:31 PM
Quote from: Grayeagle on May 12, 2011, 11:05:51 AM
What an awesome parody!

ROFLMAO .. the whole article is excellently done, and the replies .. my sides hurt.

-GE aka Frank
The talkbacks top it all :)
Title: Re: Obi-Wan Kenobi Is Dead, Vader Says
Post by: Phoenix 7 on May 12, 2011, 04:27:12 PM
Epic Win :rofl :aok
Title: Re: Obi-Wan Kenobi Is Dead, Vader Says
Post by: AAJagerX on May 12, 2011, 05:14:57 PM
Best comment ever...

Yoda: Until body I see, belive it I will not.

 :rofl :rofl :rofl
Title: Re: Obi-Wan Kenobi Is Dead, Vader Says
Post by: mbailey on May 12, 2011, 05:43:37 PM
From the quotes

"I heard from a reliable source inside the Imperial Battle Station (people need to stop referring to it as a Death Star, do you have any idea how many jobs that thing has provided, but I digress...) that the Jedi Terrorist had deactivated his light saber at the time Lord Vader struck him down. Was he trying to surrender? Shouldn't we have taken him into custody or at least put him in a cell with an interrogation droid? Sounds like a opportunity lost to me if it is true."   :lol :lol :aok