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Title: Flower show story, since it is Spring.....
Post by: Maverick on May 14, 2011, 02:21:53 PM
Two little old ladies, Dorace & Jackie were sitting on a park bench
 outside the local town hall where a flower show was in progress.

 The short one, Jackie leaned over and said,

 'Life is so boring. We never have any fun any more. For $10.00 I'd
 take my clothes off and streak through that stupid, boring flower
 show!'

 'You're on!' said Dorace, holding up a $10.00 note.

 So Jackie slowly fumbled her way out of her clothes and,completely
 naked, streaked (as fast as an old lady can) through the front door
 of the flower show.

 Waiting outside, her friend soon heard a huge commotion inside the
 hall, followed by loud applause and shrill whistling.

 Finally, the smiling Jackie came through the exit door surrounded by
 a cheering, clapping crowd.

 'What happened?' asked her waiting friend.

 'I won $1,000 as 1st prize for 'Best Dried Arrangement... !'
Title: Re: Flower show story, since it is Spring.....
Post by: Tupac on May 14, 2011, 02:29:48 PM
edit.
Title: Re: Flower show story, since it is Spring.....
Post by: EskimoJoe on May 14, 2011, 02:49:18 PM
Lmao!!  :rofl

(http://i991.photobucket.com/albums/af36/DatCrazyBlackGuy/familypuke.gif)

Classy.
Title: Re: Flower show story, since it is Spring.....
Post by: gyrene81 on May 15, 2011, 07:23:09 PM
 :lol  :rofl  good one  :aok  hmmm...have to tell that one to my girlfriends mother...  :devil