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General Forums => Aces High General Discussion => Topic started by: Creamo on May 18, 2000, 09:10:00 PM

Title: Online Resume For HTC, you need ARTISTS, and NOW
Post by: Creamo on May 18, 2000, 09:10:00 PM: Although all the planes look fantastic, it appears your short on art staff. Case in point, pilot heads.

What in the hell is this?

(http://ckremer.home.mindspring.com/HEAD.jpg)

I have spend 114 of my personal hours as a "online" resume of sorts. Here is what I came up with.

(http://ckremer.home.mindspring.com/FDBHEAD.gif)

Notice the detail in the helmet, it's truely outstanding work.

I'm working on other things to, but I can't show all my ideas until we discuss salary, compensation, retirment, 401K, alcohol usage in the work place, etc...

I will give you one sneak peek of my exclusive ideas.

(http://ckremer.home.mindspring.com/CHUTEKILL.jpg)

Please feel free to contact me.

Thanks in advance,

Creamo
Title: Online Resume For HTC, you need ARTISTS, and NOW
Post by: Nash on May 18, 2000, 09:12:00 PM: Lol that rules! Hire this man!!
Title: Online Resume For HTC, you need ARTISTS, and NOW
Post by: funked on May 18, 2000, 09:14:00 PM: ROFL Creamo!!!!
Title: Online Resume For HTC, you need ARTISTS, and NOW
Post by: bike killa on May 18, 2000, 09:16:00 PM: HAHAHA
ROFL!!!!!
Title: Online Resume For HTC, you need ARTISTS, and NOW
Post by: Westy on May 18, 2000, 09:22:00 PM: oh jeeesh, lol!!! I gotta go change my Depends.....
Title: Online Resume For HTC, you need ARTISTS, and NOW
Post by: Kieren on May 18, 2000, 10:07:00 PM: Creamo, I think you are one of those guys who could just breathe and make me laugh... (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/wink.gif)
Title: Online Resume For HTC, you need ARTISTS, and NOW
Post by: Exile on May 18, 2000, 10:13:00 PM: Creamo ... I warned ya this might happen if ya kept drinkin that Lite beer. (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/biggrin.gif)
Title: Online Resume For HTC, you need ARTISTS, and NOW
Post by: Creamo on May 18, 2000, 10:54:00 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Kieren:
Creamo, I think you are one of those guys who could just breathe and make me laugh... (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/wink.gif)

I'm sure there are many more AH pilots that think if I would just STOP breathing, it would really make em laugh!
Title: Online Resume For HTC, you need ARTISTS, and NOW
Post by: Lance on May 18, 2000, 11:00:00 PM: ROFLMAO! I think ya might have just gotten yourself promoted from Latrine Scrubber, Creamo (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/wink.gif)

Gordo
Title: Online Resume For HTC, you need ARTISTS, and NOW
Post by: hblair on May 18, 2000, 11:19:00 PM: Thats some quality stuff bud. (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/smile.gif)
Title: Online Resume For HTC, you need ARTISTS, and NOW
Post by: Fatty on May 19, 2000, 12:22:00 AM: Heh, man, you're makin me proud Creamo.

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Fatty
Fat Drunk Bastards (http://fdb.50megs.com)
"I ain't givin none of you bastards a hug who ain't bought me at least 6 beers."
Title: Online Resume For HTC, you need ARTISTS, and NOW
Post by: Saintaw on May 19, 2000, 12:57:00 AM: LOL !
You do have a future there.... (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/smile.gif)
Title: Online Resume For HTC, you need ARTISTS, and NOW
Post by: Pongo on May 19, 2000, 01:27:00 AM: wasted youth...
Title: Online Resume For HTC, you need ARTISTS, and NOW
Post by: Vermillion on May 19, 2000, 06:56:00 AM: Ok Creamo, you are one sick puppy (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/wink.gif)

Remind me to never piss you off (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/biggrin.gif)

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Vermillion
**MOL**, Men of Leisure
"Real Men fly Radials, Nancy Boys fly Spitfires"
Title: Online Resume For HTC, you need ARTISTS, and NOW
Post by: popeye on May 19, 2000, 07:08:00 AM: (wipes coffee/bagel goo off of monitor)

LOL (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/smile.gif)

popeye
Title: Online Resume For HTC, you need ARTISTS, and NOW
Post by: leonid on May 19, 2000, 07:14:00 AM: Creamo,
That last picture is priceless! LOL!
Title: Online Resume For HTC, you need ARTISTS, and NOW
Post by: Fatty on October 06, 2000, 10:07:00 PM: Just so I don't have to search for this again.
Title: Online Resume For HTC, you need ARTISTS, and NOW
Post by: By-Tor on October 06, 2000, 10:31:00 PM: Words escape me in my hysteria!!! (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/wink.gif) (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/smile.gif)

Too Friggin Funny!!!!! (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/smile.gif)
Title: Online Resume For HTC, you need ARTISTS, and NOW
Post by: eskimo on October 07, 2000, 10:03:00 AM: LOL

I knew that you must have some kind of redeaming social value! <S> dude! That was pretty funny!

eskimo
Title: Online Resume For HTC, you need ARTISTS, and NOW
Post by: eskimo on October 07, 2000, 10:05:00 AM: Dang!
I am still laughing!

eskimo
Title: Online Resume For HTC, you need ARTISTS, and NOW
Post by: Moose11 on January 15, 2001, 09:53:00 AM: <punt>
Title: Online Resume For HTC, you need ARTISTS, and NOW
Post by: Wanker on January 15, 2001, 09:58:00 AM: Outstanding! (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/biggrin.gif)

Maybe Creamo is not such a bad guy after all? (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/smile.gif)
Title: Online Resume For HTC, you need ARTISTS, and NOW
Post by: Jimdandy on January 15, 2001, 10:00:00 AM: I'll start the bidding on this guy before he gets away! Man that's some kinda work. The art galleries got nothing on you man. Get on ebay and auction yourself off. (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/biggrin.gif) If HT lets you slip through there fingers they've only given money to the competition. (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/rolleyes.gif) LOL!

[This message has been edited by Jimdandy (edited 01-15-2001).]
Title: Online Resume For HTC, you need ARTISTS, and NOW
Post by: Mighty1 on January 15, 2001, 10:03:00 AM: Sorry Creamo but MG has already been hired to do all the new artwork.
Title: Online Resume For HTC, you need ARTISTS, and NOW
Post by: Dux on January 15, 2001, 02:07:00 PM: (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/smile.gif) (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/smile.gif) (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/smile.gif) (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/smile.gif)

Priceless.
Title: Online Resume For HTC, you need ARTISTS, and NOW
Post by: Sunchaser on January 15, 2001, 10:25:00 PM: GREAT ONE!

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When did they put this thing in here and WTF is it for?
Title: Online Resume For HTC, you need ARTISTS, and NOW
Post by: Ripsnort on February 06, 2001, 11:24:00 AM: Worth another punt,..still laughing at this one!

And from the FDB's website under rules..take some time to visit, it's very entertaining!

Quote
Chute shooting, Head-oning and Ditching: As these three
issues are hot-potatoes in Aces High, the founders of FDB feel
it necessary to issue rules to squad members regarding them.
No member of FDB may shoot an opponent's chute unless they
suspect him of whining at least once in his present or any
former life. No member of FDB may head on an opponent
unless the urge strikes them. No member of FDB may kill an
opponent who is trying to ditch unless they are struck with the
inspiration to do so. No member of FDB may ditch his plane
unless he has to urinate really, really bad. Anyone who
suspects an FDB member to be falsifying claims of bladder
fullness to escape death by ditching should stop to consider
how much alcohol must be consumed by said member to
comply with the squad's blood alcohol requirement.

[This message has been edited by Ripsnort (edited 02-06-2001).]
Title: Online Resume For HTC, you need ARTISTS, and NOW
Post by: mason22 on February 06, 2001, 01:33:00 PM: was wonderin who dug this one up! ~~Rip~~!
Title: Online Resume For HTC, you need ARTISTS, and NOW
Post by: Hobodog on February 06, 2001, 06:43:00 PM: YOU ARE SICK!
<Hobodog starts having flashbacks of when he was young> <OH GOD! I think i remember that pic>
Title: Online Resume For HTC, you need ARTISTS, and NOW
Post by: jato757 on February 06, 2001, 08:48:00 PM: thats funny $#!^ man

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(http://www.user.shentel.net/vonz/jato.JPG)
Title: Online Resume For HTC, you need ARTISTS, and NOW
Post by: FUNKED1 on July 06, 2005, 09:41:00 PM: My kingdom for the missing art.
Title: Online Resume For HTC, you need ARTISTS, and NOW
Post by: eskimo2 on July 06, 2005, 09:57:30 PM: Here is one of them:

(http://www.fatdrunkbastards.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=663)

Did anyone save the others?

eskimo
Title: Online Resume For HTC, you need ARTISTS, and NOW
Post by: jaxxo on July 06, 2005, 10:19:50 PM: all i see is x's :(
Title: Online Resume For HTC, you need ARTISTS, and NOW
Post by: Brooke on July 06, 2005, 10:22:02 PM: Yeah -- me, too. I was looking forward to some hilarity, but it seems things have been taken down?
Title: Online Resume For HTC, you need ARTISTS, and NOW
Post by: SkyChimp on July 06, 2005, 10:22:38 PM: Quote
Originally posted by jaxxo
all i see is x's :(

I guess it would help if u looked at the post 5 years ago:lol
Title: Online Resume For HTC, you need ARTISTS, and NOW
Post by: Brooke on July 07, 2005, 01:01:49 AM: Quote
Originally posted by SkyChimp
I guess it would help if u looked at the post 5 years ago:lol

Ah . . . yes, that would help.
Title: Online Resume For HTC, you need ARTISTS, and NOW
Post by: Skuzzy on July 07, 2005, 06:42:03 AM: See Rule #13