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Title: eHarmony FAIL: I just love cats
Post by: Reaper90 on June 15, 2011, 08:34:13 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mTTwcCVajAc&feature=share (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mTTwcCVajAc&feature=share)

W. T.  F.


I swear I laughed harder at this than anything days. So full of FAIL  :rofl :rofl
Title: Re: eHarmony FAIL: I just love cats
Post by: IrishOne on June 15, 2011, 08:43:46 PM
ZAP!!!   you should date this girl!
Title: Re: eHarmony FAIL: I just love cats
Post by: grizz441 on June 15, 2011, 08:48:17 PM
That was the best take too, she apparently "lost it" on all the other ones.
Title: Re: eHarmony FAIL: I just love cats
Post by: F22RaptorDude on June 15, 2011, 08:49:04 PM
 :rofl :rofl :rofl wtf!?!?!?!
Title: Re: eHarmony FAIL: I just love cats
Post by: gyrene81 on June 15, 2011, 08:51:39 PM
saw that at the office the other day...hilarious  :rofl
Title: Re: eHarmony FAIL: I just love cats
Post by: 5anders on June 15, 2011, 08:59:14 PM
check her other video out...  :headscratch:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lkbJdTeU-SM&feature=related
Title: Re: eHarmony FAIL: I just love cats
Post by: Tordon22 on June 15, 2011, 08:59:32 PM
Schwing!
Title: Re: eHarmony FAIL: I just love cats
Post by: IrishOne on June 15, 2011, 09:00:55 PM
Schwing!


dude, this girl is looking for YOU!  opportunities like these are once in a lifetime!    go get her val kilmer!
Title: Re: eHarmony FAIL: I just love cats
Post by: flight17 on June 15, 2011, 09:02:37 PM
rotflmfao

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lkbJdTeU-SM&feature=related
Title: Re: eHarmony FAIL: I just love cats
Post by: tf15pin on June 15, 2011, 09:33:32 PM
Someone needs to get a cat furry costume and make a reply video to that chick.
Title: Re: eHarmony FAIL: I just love cats
Post by: CAP1 on June 15, 2011, 10:02:25 PM
i can see her in 20 years on animal hoarders, with about 2,000 cats in her house........then the freezers full of the dead ones in the basements........ :noid
Title: Re: eHarmony FAIL: I just love cats
Post by: F22RaptorDude on June 15, 2011, 10:03:49 PM
Someone needs to get a cat furry costume and make a reply video to that chick.
A guy should knock on her door in a giant cat suit and see if she has a heart attack. If not its sure to get him some action  :rofl

i can see her in 20 years on animal hoarders, with about 2,000 cats in her house........then the freezers full of the dead ones in the basements........ :noid
Horrible, you would think people had common sense.
Title: Re: eHarmony FAIL: I just love cats
Post by: M0nkey_Man on June 15, 2011, 10:04:28 PM
does she like cats? :headscratch:
Title: Re: eHarmony FAIL: I just love cats
Post by: Midway on June 15, 2011, 11:11:55 PM
:lol :cry :lol :cry :lol

She needs therapy to get her mind off of cats.

:old: perhaps  :airplane: :joystick:
Title: Re: eHarmony FAIL: I just love cats
Post by: F22RaptorDude on June 15, 2011, 11:20:11 PM
:lol :cry :lol :cry :lol

She needs therapy to get her mind off of cats.

:old: perhaps  :airplane: :joystick:

:rofl :rofl :rofl
Title: Re: eHarmony FAIL: I just love cats
Post by: Bodhi on June 15, 2011, 11:37:00 PM
Wow
Title: Re: eHarmony FAIL: I just love cats
Post by: Drano on June 15, 2011, 11:55:17 PM
Someone needs to get a cat furry costume and make a reply video to that chick.

Nah--Darth Vader version.  :D
Title: Re: eHarmony FAIL: I just love cats
Post by: Tupac on June 16, 2011, 12:23:42 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cspGmWwBEPk

Another gem

edit: Girl in the OP is actually kinda cute, but her voice in annoying. Oh well. I'm not one to judge.
Title: Re: eHarmony FAIL: I just love cats
Post by: TonyJoey on June 16, 2011, 12:48:40 AM
 :rofl
Title: Re: eHarmony FAIL: I just love cats
Post by: MachFly on June 16, 2011, 12:50:05 AM
And I though I liked cats, that's a whole new level.  :rofl
Title: Re: eHarmony FAIL: I just love cats
Post by: ozrocker on June 16, 2011, 04:27:10 AM
i can see her in 20 years on animal hoarders, with about 2,000 cats in her house........then the freezers full of the dead ones in the basements........ :noid
You mean like the one that's in the news in Philly lately :aok
Still trying to catch 20+ cats, still in the house.
I'd hit it :rofl :rofl
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Title: Re: eHarmony FAIL: I just love cats
Post by: mbailey on June 16, 2011, 05:12:19 AM
Oh god shes from Villanova, Im buying another deadbolt for my door. :O
Title: Re: eHarmony FAIL: I just love cats
Post by: SuperDud on June 16, 2011, 09:18:07 AM
Geeeez.... don't know why that ones single  :eek:

She should seek help.
Title: Re: eHarmony FAIL: I just love cats
Post by: 2bighorn on June 16, 2011, 09:25:07 AM
She should seek help.

She did, but you were unavailable. Step up, Sdud!
Title: Re: eHarmony FAIL: I just love cats
Post by: GNucks on June 16, 2011, 09:29:10 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cspGmWwBEPk

Another gem

edit: Girl in the OP is actually kinda cute, but her voice in annoying. Oh well. I'm not one to judge.

Couldn't get past the first 5 seconds without closing the window.
Title: Re: eHarmony FAIL: I just love cats
Post by: SuperDud on June 16, 2011, 09:49:12 AM
She did, but you were unavailable. Step up, Sdud!
omg it's bovihorn! I came back for a week about 3 months ago. Couldn't find you so I quit :D. You still playing?

PS sorry for the hijack
Title: Re: eHarmony FAIL: I just love cats
Post by: 2bighorn on June 16, 2011, 10:06:09 AM
omg it's bovihorn! I came back for a week about 3 months ago. Couldn't find you so I quit :D. You still playing?

Yeah I do. Still looking for you. If I don't find you I'll probably quit again (or I'll molest Dedalos instead)  :D

PS sorry for the hijack

No O'Club thread is any good without being hijacked at least twice.  :devil

Title: Re: eHarmony FAIL: I just love cats
Post by: Dago on June 16, 2011, 11:04:06 AM
Check out her other two videos, this is one funny girl.  She is Cara/Kara too you know!   She sure sank the hook into a bunch of you guys.
Title: Re: eHarmony FAIL: I just love cats
Post by: dedalos on June 16, 2011, 12:20:17 PM
Yeah I do. Still looking for you. If I don't find you I'll probably quit again (or I'll molest Dedalos instead)  :D

I thought you said it was love  :confused: :cry
Title: Re: eHarmony FAIL: I just love cats
Post by: grizz441 on June 16, 2011, 12:24:37 PM
Geeeez.... don't know why that ones single  :eek:

She should seek help.

From this psychiatrist?

(http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2009/9/11/128972106902841485.jpg)
Title: Re: eHarmony FAIL: I just love cats
Post by: flight17 on June 16, 2011, 01:22:19 PM
Check out her other two videos, this is one funny girl.  She is Cara/Kara too you know!   She sure sank the hook into a bunch of you guys.
i only found the cara/kara one... didnt see a third....

The cara/Kara on is posted in my first response on the first page.
Title: Re: eHarmony FAIL: I just love cats
Post by: Penguin on June 16, 2011, 08:48:20 PM
Ah cats, I hate cats.  In fact, at my fifth grade invention convention, I created a device to catch cats.  As I remember, it was called the 'Krispy Kitty Kat Katcher'.  It was a fence with narrow set and very rough rope.  I had to turn it in before I added the four inch nails though.  The next part of my plan was to hook it up to an electrical outlet with copper wire and make it into an electric fence.

My other idea was the Krispy Kitty Kat Krusher.  It was a simple deadfall device, with catfood blocked by a tripwire.  When the cat would break the tripwire, it would release the deadfall and, I as always marketed it:

"From cat to splat, just like that!"

My final idea was the Krispy Kitty Kat Kooker.  It was designed around a similar idea as the Krispy Kitty Kat Katcher, but it would use a box with cat food, with a pressure plate that controlled a bottle of gasoline that would be shot through an atomizer and lit with an electrode.

I was a messed up kid- and I still entertain the idea today (though now I know better than to cook, crush or catch cats).

-Penguin
Title: Re: eHarmony FAIL: I just love cats
Post by: M0nkey_Man on June 16, 2011, 08:49:29 PM
Ah cats, I hate cats.  In fact, at my fifth grade invention convention, I created a device to catch cats.  As I remember, it was called the 'Krispy Kitty Kat Katcher'.  It was a fence with narrow set and very rough rope.  I had to turn it in before I added the four inch nails though.  The next part of my plan was to hook it up to an electrical outlet with copper wire and make it into an electric fence.

My other idea was the Krispy Kitty Kat Krusher.  It was a simple deadfall device, with catfood blocked by a tripwire.  When the cat would break the tripwire, it would release the deadfall and, I as always marketed it:

"From cat to splat, just like that!"

My final idea was the Krispy Kitty Kat Kooker.  It was designed around a similar idea as the Krispy Kitty Kat Katcher, but it would use a box with cat food, with a pressure plate that controlled a bottle of gasoline that would be shot through an atomizer and lit with an electrode.

I was a messed up kid- and I still entertain the idea today (though now I know better than to cook, crush or catch cats).

-Penguin
:uhoh I think they have medicine for that
Title: Re: eHarmony FAIL: I just love cats
Post by: phatzo on June 16, 2011, 08:55:04 PM
Ah cats, I hate cats.  In fact, at my fifth grade invention convention, I created a device to catch cats.  As I remember, it was called the 'Krispy Kitty Kat Katcher'.  It was a fence with narrow set and very rough rope.  I had to turn it in before I added the four inch nails though.  The next part of my plan was to hook it up to an electrical outlet with copper wire and make it into an electric fence.

My other idea was the Krispy Kitty Kat Krusher.  It was a simple deadfall device, with catfood blocked by a tripwire.  When the cat would break the tripwire, it would release the deadfall and, I as always marketed it:

"From cat to splat, just like that!"

My final idea was the Krispy Kitty Kat Kooker.  It was designed around a similar idea as the Krispy Kitty Kat Katcher, but it would use a box with cat food, with a pressure plate that controlled a bottle of gasoline that would be shot through an atomizer and lit with an electrode.

I was a messed up kid- and I still entertain the idea today (though now I know better than to cook, crush or catch cats).

-Penguin
most serial killers start with small animals when they are young.
Title: Re: eHarmony FAIL: I just love cats
Post by: Penguin on June 16, 2011, 09:18:43 PM
Sadly, my research was never properly funded, and my pest control inventions did not come to fruition.  I also experimented with active pest control in the form of six to seven man safaries, but it did little to control the threat.

-Penguin
Title: Re: eHarmony FAIL: I just love cats
Post by: Penguin on June 16, 2011, 09:19:35 PM
most serial killers start with small animals when they are young.
Hmm, people, now you're talking. :banana:

-Penguin
Title: Re: eHarmony FAIL: I just love cats
Post by: grizz441 on June 16, 2011, 10:20:30 PM
Ah cats, I hate cats.  In fact, at my fifth grade invention convention, I created a device to catch cats.  As I remember, it was called the 'Krispy Kitty Kat Katcher'.  It was a fence with narrow set and very rough rope.  I had to turn it in before I added the four inch nails though.  The next part of my plan was to hook it up to an electrical outlet with copper wire and make it into an electric fence.

My other idea was the Krispy Kitty Kat Krusher.  It was a simple deadfall device, with catfood blocked by a tripwire.  When the cat would break the tripwire, it would release the deadfall and, I as always marketed it:

"From cat to splat, just like that!"

My final idea was the Krispy Kitty Kat Kooker.  It was designed around a similar idea as the Krispy Kitty Kat Katcher, but it would use a box with cat food, with a pressure plate that controlled a bottle of gasoline that would be shot through an atomizer and lit with an electrode.

I was a messed up kid- and I still entertain the idea today (though now I know better than to cook, crush or catch cats).

-Penguin

I would love to see a treatise performed on youtube in regards to this most worthy subject matter.
Title: Re: eHarmony FAIL: I just love cats
Post by: Penguin on June 16, 2011, 10:37:35 PM
It was a joke- though admittedly sick and twisted; I would never trust myself around a contraption like that.  The closest I came to killing anything was pegging a cat with a pellet gun.  This does not require a treatise.

-Penguin
Title: Re: eHarmony FAIL: I just love cats
Post by: grizz441 on June 16, 2011, 10:45:36 PM
This does not require a treatise.
-Penguin

Treatise! treatise! treatise! <bangs fork and knife on dinner table>

Title: Re: eHarmony FAIL: I just love cats
Post by: Penguin on June 16, 2011, 10:48:07 PM
Oh man, I should have never used that word... :lol  I can already tell that this will plague me for many months.

-Penguin
Title: Re: eHarmony FAIL: I just love cats
Post by: grizz441 on June 16, 2011, 10:48:36 PM
 :ahand

Treatise on the regret of using the word treatise?
Title: Re: eHarmony FAIL: I just love cats
Post by: DrBone1 on June 16, 2011, 10:59:43 PM
 :rofl sorry im late  :aok
Title: Re: eHarmony FAIL: I just love cats
Post by: Penguin on June 16, 2011, 11:05:18 PM
:ahand

Treatise on the regret of using the word treatise?

I surrender!

(http://nwhog.files.wordpress.com/2008/10/white_flag.jpg)

-Penguin
Title: Re: eHarmony FAIL: I just love cats
Post by: flight17 on June 16, 2011, 11:27:53 PM
Ah cats, I hate cats.  In fact, at my fifth grade invention convention, I created a device to catch cats.  As I remember, it was called the 'Krispy Kitty Kat Katcher'.  It was a fence with narrow set and very rough rope.  I had to turn it in before I added the four inch nails though.  The next part of my plan was to hook it up to an electrical outlet with copper wire and make it into an electric fence.

My other idea was the Krispy Kitty Kat Krusher.  It was a simple deadfall device, with catfood blocked by a tripwire.  When the cat would break the tripwire, it would release the deadfall and, I as always marketed it:

"From cat to splat, just like that!"

My final idea was the Krispy Kitty Kat Kooker.  It was designed around a similar idea as the Krispy Kitty Kat Katcher, but it would use a box with cat food, with a pressure plate that controlled a bottle of gasoline that would be shot through an atomizer and lit with an electrode.

I was a messed up kid- and I still entertain the idea today (though now I know better than to cook, crush or catch cats).

-Penguin
sounds like a good PETA forum topic to me...
Title: Re: eHarmony FAIL: I just love cats
Post by: Penguin on June 16, 2011, 11:31:16 PM
May the troll be with you, young padawan. :salute

-Penguin
Title: Re: eHarmony FAIL: I just love cats
Post by: grizz441 on June 17, 2011, 11:04:04 AM
I surrender!

(http://nwhog.files.wordpress.com/2008/10/white_flag.jpg)

-Penguin

Okay okay, I am done.   :angel:
Title: Re: eHarmony FAIL: I just love cats
Post by: VonMessa on June 17, 2011, 11:11:51 AM
i can see her in 20 years on animal hoarders, with about 2,000 cats in her house........then the freezers full of the dead ones in the basements........ :noid

You think that is funny?

Did you notice where she got her MBA from?   :noid

She is right across the river from you, bro and right down the street from my office...

PUT THE EFFING CAT IN THE BASKET!  :rofl
Title: Re: eHarmony FAIL: I just love cats
Post by: Dago on June 18, 2011, 07:56:45 AM
Hey guys, see if Vanna White will sell a clue for $25.
Title: Re: eHarmony FAIL: I just love cats
Post by: ToeTag on June 18, 2011, 10:02:56 AM
She said cats so much I had to search for this..........

http://youtu.be/0yXZRdeGHEo (http://youtu.be/0yXZRdeGHEo)