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Title: Sometimes nothing goes right.
Post by: Wayout on June 20, 2011, 03:05:17 PM

There I was sitting at the bar staring at my drink when a large, trouble-making
biker steps up next to me, grabs my drink and gulps it down in one swig.
 
"Well, whatcha' gonna do about it?", he says, menacingly, as I burst into
tears.
 
"Come on, man," the biker says, "I didn't think you'd CRY. I can't stand to see
a man crying."
 
"This is the worst day of my life," I say. "I'm a complete failure. I was late
to a meeting and my boss fired me. When I went to the parking lot, I found my
car had been stolen and I don't have any insurance. I left my wallet in the cab
I took home. I found my wife with another man and then my dog bit me."
 
"So I came to this bar to work up the courage to put an end to it all, I buy a
drink, I drop a capsule in and sit here watching the poison dissolve; then you
show up and drink the whole thing! That's how my day is going!!!"

Title: Re: Sometimes nothing goes right.
Post by: F22RaptorDude on June 20, 2011, 03:12:17 PM

 :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl

Title: Re: Sometimes nothing goes right.
Post by: gyrene81 on June 20, 2011, 03:23:52 PM

 :rofl  :lol  that's funny stuff

Title: Re: Sometimes nothing goes right.
Post by: Pigslilspaz on June 20, 2011, 03:33:48 PM

That one was pretty damn funny.

Title: Re: Sometimes nothing goes right.
Post by: Meatwad on June 20, 2011, 05:32:29 PM

 :rofl

In before someone doesnt get it

Title: Re: Sometimes nothing goes right.
Post by: Babalonian on June 20, 2011, 06:14:03 PM

 :headscratch:

Title: Re: Sometimes nothing goes right.
Post by: Vulcan on June 20, 2011, 06:29:00 PM

internet re-runs...

Title: Re: Sometimes nothing goes right.
Post by: M0nkey_Man on June 20, 2011, 11:10:30 PM

 :lol

Title: Re: Sometimes nothing goes right.
Post by: ozrocker on June 21, 2011, 01:48:03 AM

Funny stuff. There's a Country Song in there :aok



                                                                                           :cheers: Oz

Title: Re: Sometimes nothing goes right.
Post by: dedalos on June 21, 2011, 09:22:43 AM

Quote from: ozrocker on June 21, 2011, 01:48:03 AM

Funny stuff. There's a Country Song in there :aok



                                                                                           :cheers: Oz

Nop, the dog is alive

Title: Re: Sometimes nothing goes right.
Post by: Shuffler on June 21, 2011, 11:17:40 AM

hehe good one