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Title: Airborne Kitchen Utensil Assault Group
Post by: SPKmes on June 28, 2011, 09:53:39 PM
                              Stop looking, cause here it is
 
Airborne Kitchen Utensil Assault Group
               (http://bestsmileys.com/lights/3.gif)
                                   (http://i249.photobucket.com/albums/gg234/spkmes/AKUAG2_large.gif)

                             Step right up and get your very own utensil nose art.

Calling all Kiwi's, Aussie's and any of you who fly in the Asia/pacific time zone.

Really!?!?!...What more needs to be said here...Who wouldn't want this insignia on the side of their weapon of choice..
Here we are again. Looking for some spaces to be filled...

We are a loosely formed squad of guys with no fixed agendas...other than our squad night you are free to fly/GV and do as you like. Obviously the aim of a squad is comradeship, so joining forces when on together is encouraged.. We look to have fun and cause mayhem...whether this be mixing it within a large red dar, denying late night runners an easy take or just taking the jeeps down to the beach for some sun, surf, brews (beer!!...not those horrid little cretin planes  :lol),and a BarB...Although we are pretty relaxed, we do try for a good standard of game play and 200 banter....and we always try to get home.
Also keep in mind that we are paying homage to those before us who did this type of thing for real, before our magic box was invented, so a reasonable amount of respect is expected.
We are, as many know, made up of Kiwis and Aussies, I inform you of this because our humor can offend (not as much as the poms but still    :D ) and for the time zone we fly...

                           Some of our requirements


---Must be a subscribed member
---Must not be over bearing (We are a laid back bunch)
---Vox coms capability..
---Of a mature stature
---Attend Squad events regularly
---Fly in the South Pacific/East Asian times zones.
---You must fly/drive what you like**
---You must try to steal squaddies kills
---Your score should be for personal growth not stature


On becoming a Utensil, although it is not a requirement we encourage the use of a Kitchen utensil call sign....not only is it cool, the ladies love it....

If you like the laid back lifestyle with a kick buttocks (it really isn't the same with this language filter   Hehe!) attitude and feel you might like to have go at the Utensil style let us know...

** Squad nights could have a designated plane or vehicle..also Squad ride is the P51D.

Squad night is at present Tuesday (view to adding another day/time in the future) nights 10pm NZST.. These consist of different variables each night...First week of every month is DA time where we learn from each other and the Third week is Squaddies choice, this where a member of the squad is picked at the beginning of each month to lead the squads operations for the night. The other weeks are pre determined, varied operations.
 

Oh yes...We have a blender too      :neener:

PM, post here, or hassle one of us online or just come along onto Vox 154 to join in on what we may be doing at the time if you have an interest.

Title: Re: Airborne Kitchen Utensil Assault Group
Post by: B-17 on June 28, 2011, 10:03:36 PM
                              Stop looking, cause here it is
 
Airborne Kitchen Utensil Assault Group
               (http://bestsmileys.com/lights/3.gif)
                                   (http://i249.photobucket.com/albums/gg234/spkmes/AKUAG2_large.gif)

                             Step right up and get your very own utensil nose art.

Calling all Kiwi's, Aussie's and any of you who fly in the Asia/pacific time zone.

Really!?!?!...What more needs to be said here...Who wouldn't want this insignia on the side of their weapon of choice..
Here we are again. Looking for some spaces to be filled...

We are a loosely formed squad of guys with no fixed agendas...other than our squad night you are free to fly/GV and do as you like. Obviously the aim of a squad is comradeship, so joining forces when on together is encouraged.. We look to have fun and cause mayhem...whether this be mixing it within a large red dar, denying late night runners an easy take or just taking the jeeps down to the beach for some sun, surf, brews (beer!!...not those horrid little cretin planes  :lol),and a BarB...Although we are pretty relaxed, we do try for a good standard of game play and 200 banter....and we always try to get home.
Also keep in mind that we are paying homage to those before us who did this type of thing for real, before our magic box was invented, so a reasonable amount of respect is expected.
We are, as many know, made up of Kiwis and Aussies, I inform you of this because our humor can offend (not as much as the poms but still    :D ) and for the time zone we fly...

                           Some of our requirements


---Must be a subscribed member
---Must not be over bearing (We are a laid back bunch)
---Vox coms capability..
---Of a mature stature
---Attend Squad events regularly
---Fly in the South Pacific/East Asian times zones.
---You must fly/drive what you like**
---You must try to steal squaddies kills
---Your score should be for personal growth not stature


On becoming a Utensil, although it is not a requirement we encourage the use of a Kitchen utensil call sign....not only is it cool, the ladies love it....

If you like the laid back lifestyle with a kick buttocks (it really isn't the same with this language filter   Hehe!) attitude and feel you might like to have go at the Utensil style let us know...

** Squad nights could have a designated plane or vehicle..also Squad ride is the P51D.

Squad night is at present Tuesday (view to adding another day/time in the future) nights 10pm NZST.. These consist of different variables each night...First week of every month is DA time where we learn from each other and the Third week is Squaddies choice, this where a member of the squad is picked at the beginning of each month to lead the squads operations for the night. The other weeks are pre determined, varied operations.
 

Oh yes...We have a blender too      :neener:

PM, post here, or hassle one of us online or just come along onto Vox 154 to join in on what we may be doing at the time if you have an interest.



well... as soon as i

-move to NZ
-subscribe with money
-get a microphone

absolutely!
Title: Re: Airborne Kitchen Utensil Assault Group
Post by: SPKmes on June 28, 2011, 10:21:18 PM
or just fly in our timezone...no need for a big move(it'd be worth it but no need to move)
I could put your name up for our forum and you could fly vicariously through our posts of online tribulations
we could get by if you can type well

   :D
Title: Re: Airborne Kitchen Utensil Assault Group
Post by: B-17 on June 28, 2011, 10:45:03 PM
nah, thats ok. wont make you guys pay for me.im 14. ive got a job.
Title: Re: Airborne Kitchen Utensil Assault Group
Post by: SPKmes on June 28, 2011, 11:00:26 PM
nah, thats ok. wont make you guys pay for me.im 14. ive got a job.

That part right there(in bold) is...Mint....   good on you man....You will go far in this life
Title: Re: Airborne Kitchen Utensil Assault Group
Post by: LCADolby on June 29, 2011, 12:11:14 AM
Tongs The Tempest Trampler  :aok
Title: Re: Airborne Kitchen Utensil Assault Group
Post by: kilz on June 29, 2011, 01:44:59 AM
nah, thats ok. wont make you guys pay for me.im 14. ive got a job.
:aok

Title: Re: Airborne Kitchen Utensil Assault Group
Post by: B-17 on June 29, 2011, 01:47:01 AM
Actually, while I'm still on...

I visited your Squad website, went to the roster, saw several different names--Tongs, spatula, etc.

But when I tried clicking on them, it always led me to Tong's page. Just thought I'd let you know.
Title: Re: Airborne Kitchen Utensil Assault Group
Post by: SPKmes on June 29, 2011, 02:36:59 AM
Yeah, I should really clean the site up, she's a bit of a shambles at the moment
Title: Re: Airborne Kitchen Utensil Assault Group
Post by: clerick on June 29, 2011, 03:45:36 AM
This just sounds like a cheaper, less awesome version of the Raw Prawns...   :bolt:
Title: Re: Airborne Kitchen Utensil Assault Group
Post by: SPKmes on June 29, 2011, 11:30:50 PM
This just sounds like a cheaper, less awesome version of the Raw Prawns...   :bolt:

A few years ago I would have agreed..however prawns are a dime a dozen these days  ;)...and the only way a raw prawn is more awesome...is when it is cooked...and you can't cook a prawn without a utensil  whether that be a skewer to line a few up and use tongs or a spatula to flip them over on the Griller. All the while whisking up a nice little sauce to ladle over the top of the cooking prawns...you can even chuck all the cooked prawns into a blender and pulpit so that even the little ones can have a feast of freshly cooked prawn...  :neener:

now if it were morton bay bugs......now they are not cheap.

 :cheers:  :salute  :D
Title: Re: Airborne Kitchen Utensil Assault Group
Post by: clerick on July 01, 2011, 01:39:24 AM
...and the only way a raw prawn is more awesome...is when it is cooked...

This is one heck of an oxymoron ;)   :salute
Title: Re: Airborne Kitchen Utensil Assault Group
Post by: SPKmes on July 05, 2011, 12:44:44 AM
Still here guys, still looking if you know any strays that may be floating about...

Oh yes and don't mind clerick...he's harmless...totally harmless.
Title: Re: Airborne Kitchen Utensil Assault Group
Post by: Gemini on July 06, 2011, 07:03:45 AM
You're on sale!

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