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Title: Discovered new species of frog :)
Post by: Big Rat on July 11, 2011, 06:16:34 PM
Now being a country boy I've run across most species of frog in my area, Bullfrogs, leopard frogs, cricket frogs, tree frogs, etc.  My wife found a new species today, we are going to call it "toileticus stickius frogicus" aka toilet frog.  Seems this frog is native to the St. Louis area, and is attracted to porcelain.  It is also considered the mortal enemy of the tidy bowl man in which it hunts.  Seems the best way to get rid of this pesky type of frog is to pee on it and then yell repeatedly for your husband to retrieve it as it tries to escape the toilet.  Beware, this is a hard frog to catch since it seems to stick to everything like spider man, and it becomes a one man circus to get it, if it manages to get into the shower with the many smooth surfaces.  Fortunately for me, it made a swan dive into the trash can, where it was easily apprehended as the tissue paper tended to slow it's progress considerably.  So if you live in the St. Louis area make sure to check before sitting down on the toilet, there may be a surprise for you.

This has been a public service announcement from your favorite aces high trainer :aok

 :salute
BigRat   
Title: Re: Discovered new species of frog :)
Post by: Dichotomy on July 11, 2011, 06:20:06 PM
 :rofl :rofl   :cheers:
Title: Re: Discovered new species of frog :)
Post by: Meatwad on July 11, 2011, 06:32:31 PM
Im close enough that they migrate here   :D
Title: Re: Discovered new species of frog :)
Post by: TonyJoey on July 11, 2011, 07:01:00 PM
 :uhoh
Title: Re: Discovered new species of frog :)
Post by: Frodo on July 11, 2011, 07:26:34 PM
Quote from: Meatwad on July 11, 2011, 06:32:31 PM
Im close enough that they migrate here   :D


As long as they migrate East I am fine.  :devil
Title: Re: Discovered new species of frog :)
Post by: Lepape2 on July 11, 2011, 07:46:57 PM
As long as they don't stick to you know what, they ain't going to bother me if they migrate over here.  :noid
Great announcement btw  :aok
Title: Re: Discovered new species of frog :)
Post by: Dichotomy on July 11, 2011, 07:56:46 PM
now if only blowfish would migrate to the bathroo... um never mind
Title: Re: Discovered new species of frog :)
Post by: flight17 on July 11, 2011, 11:14:41 PM
pics or its not real  :furious :noid :lol
Title: Re: Discovered new species of frog :)
Post by: phatzo on July 12, 2011, 01:18:47 AM
Sound a lot like the North Queensland Rim Hanging Frog, always flush before you sit.
Title: Re: Discovered new species of frog :)
Post by: Big Rat on July 12, 2011, 05:57:18 PM
Quote from: flight17 on July 11, 2011, 11:14:41 PM
pics or its not real  :furious :noid :lol

After I placed the perp or herp into the tree in the backyard, I went back inside to get a camera but the perp or herp (or is it perpherp) was already gone :(

 :salute
BigRat
Title: Re: Discovered new species of frog :)
Post by: Big Rat on October 21, 2011, 05:58:53 PM
These things are running rampant in Moro Illinois :uhoh.  My wife was yet attacked again by a,  "toileticus stickius frogicus" aka toilet frog.  This time I wasn't there to save her as I already left for work (meaning I got a very funny text :lol). She managed to apprehend the offender and place him in a small holding facility (large vitamin bottle), till my return.  Here's a pic of the offender after release for good behavior on my Hydrangea bush.  Seems funny that the frogs only seem interested in my wife :headscratch: 

(http://i1016.photobucket.com/albums/af288/BigRatphotos/010.jpg)

 :salute
BigRat
Title: Re: Discovered new species of frog :)
Post by: morfiend on October 21, 2011, 07:15:47 PM
Nice pic.    and I wont say more but I could..... :lol









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Title: Re: Discovered new species of frog :)
Post by: Plazus on October 21, 2011, 07:53:59 PM
Quote from: Big Rat on October 21, 2011, 05:58:53 PM
These things are running rampant in Moro Illinois :uhoh.  My wife was yet attacked again by a,  "toileticus stickius frogicus" aka toilet frog.  This time I wasn't there to save her as I already left for work (meaning I got a very funny text :lol). She managed to apprehend the offender and place him in a small holding facility (large vitamin bottle), till my return.  Here's a pic of the offender after release for good behavior on my Hydrangea bush.  Seems funny that the frogs only seem interested in my wife :headscratch: 

(http://i1016.photobucket.com/albums/af288/BigRatphotos/010.jpg)

 :salute
BigRat

You could say that it is a horny toad-er... frog. :)
Title: Re: Discovered new species of frog :)
Post by: caldera on October 21, 2011, 08:22:10 PM
WARNING: Do not look at this picture or you will become catatonic!











(http://i343.photobucket.com/albums/o460/caldera_08/206_staring_frog_on_rock.gif)


The dreaded Mexican Staring Frog of Southern Sri Lanka!  :uhoh
Title: Re: Discovered new species of frog :)
Post by: Mar on October 22, 2011, 01:37:37 AM
caldera, have a look at this... http://r33b.net/