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Title: Never question a fighter jock.
Post by: Devil 505 on July 17, 2011, 11:02:10 PM: A Lady was shopping at the local supermarket where she selected:

A half-gallon of 2% milk,
A carton of eggs,
A quart of orange juice,
A head of lettuce,
A 2 lb. can of coffee and
A 1 lb. package of bacon

As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check out,
a fighter pilot standing behind her watched as she placed the items in front of the cashier.

While the cashier was ringing up the purchases, the fighter pilot calmly stated --
'You must be single.'

The lady was a bit startled by this proclamation, but was intrigued by the derelict's intuition since she indeed had never found Mr. Right. She looked at the six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about her selections that could have tipped of the fighter jock to her marital status.

Curiosity getting the better of her, she said -- 'Yes you are correct.
But how on earth did you know that?'

The fighter pilot replied -- 'Cause you're ugly'.
Title: Re: Never question a fighter jock.
Post by: Tupac on July 17, 2011, 11:10:04 PM: :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl
Title: Re: Never question a fighter jock.
Post by: Pigslilspaz on July 17, 2011, 11:45:37 PM: :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl
Title: Re: Never question a fighter jock.
Post by: 1pLUs44 on July 18, 2011, 12:47:56 AM: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-h-QJV9V638

Almost word for word!

(Caution: There is swearing at the end!)
Title: Re: Never question a fighter jock.
Post by: ozrocker on July 18, 2011, 07:18:32 AM: :rofl :rofl :rofl

:cheers: Oz
Title: Re: Never question a fighter jock.
Post by: bagrat on July 18, 2011, 09:43:33 PM: :rofl :aok
Title: Re: Never question a fighter jock.
Post by: F22RaptorDude on July 21, 2011, 12:40:12 PM: :rofl :rofl