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Title: If hitech really wanted to market game
Post by: Sonicblu on July 21, 2011, 09:27:43 PM: All you need is an all female squad....

Lol you'd have to pay them but if done with a little creativity, you'd reel in the players.
Title: Re: If hitech really wanted to market game
Post by: phatzo on July 21, 2011, 09:33:47 PM: good thinking outside the box, the idea is a winner.
Title: Re: If hitech really wanted to market game
Post by: Fujita on July 21, 2011, 09:35:26 PM: The number of guys flying would probably drop and the towers would be full ;)
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Post by: GNucks on July 21, 2011, 09:35:37 PM: Like the Frag Dolls?

(http://cache.kotaku.com/images/2006/05/fragdolls.jpg)
Title: Re: If hitech really wanted to market game
Post by: Lusche on July 21, 2011, 09:37:27 PM: Quote from: GNucks on July 21, 2011, 09:35:37 PM
Like the Frag Dolls?

I think we could easily establish the Drag Dolls... with Silat as CO... :bolt:
Title: Re: If hitech really wanted to market game
Post by: Devil 505 on July 21, 2011, 09:40:15 PM: The Rooks have a girl, they've got a girl! :banana: :banana:
:airplane:
"Hey Baby, how you doin'?"
"Yeah, I'm a fighter pilot. No, for real. Really."
:joystick:
Title: Re: If hitech really wanted to market game
Post by: phatzo on July 21, 2011, 09:51:36 PM: Quote from: GNucks on July 21, 2011, 09:35:37 PM
Like the Frag Dolls?

(http://cache.kotaku.com/images/2006/05/fragdolls.jpg)
but we'd probably end up with
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/5/5d/Drag_Queens_at_High_Heel_Drag_Race.jpg)
the collision model is messed up
Title: Re: If hitech really wanted to market game
Post by: SmokinLoon on July 21, 2011, 09:59:47 PM: Quote from: phatzo on July 21, 2011, 09:51:36 PM
but we'd probably end up with
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/5/5d/Drag_Queens_at_High_Heel_Drag_Race.jpg)
the collision model is messed up

so is the damage model. Say... isnt that Hitech, Pyro, and Skuzzy??? :D
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Post by: FireDrgn on July 21, 2011, 10:13:07 PM: They would need the yak3 to make it legit. Otherwise its just a female squad. :devil
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Post by: Tyrannis on July 21, 2011, 10:15:50 PM: Isent there already an all-girls squad called the "dirty girlz" or something like that?
Title: Re: If hitech really wanted to market game
Post by: Zoney on July 21, 2011, 11:09:25 PM: The farthest one on the right please for me.

In the first photo

:O: When I first see her
:rolleyes: plying my charm
:D: during(you know)
:x: at the very end
:bolt: boyfriends home
:rock :what I tell my buddies after
:cheers: while we are

the end
Title: Re: If hitech really wanted to market game
Post by: 68ZooM on July 21, 2011, 11:21:39 PM: Quote from: Zoney on July 21, 2011, 11:09:25 PM
The farthest one on the right please for me.

In the first photo

:O: When I first see her
:rolleyes: plying my charm
:D: during(you know)
:x: at the very end
:bolt: boyfriends home
:rock :what I tell my buddies after
:cheers: while we are

the end

Zoney..... have you ever heard of the Old Bull Young Bull Story ? i think this might apply to the post of GNuck... Goes something like this.

The old bull and the young bull were standing at the top of the hill overlooking a paddock of many gorgeous young heifers. The young bull said, Lets charge down the hill, knock over that fence and service one of those heifers each. The old bull wisely replied, Why dont we saunter down the hill, open the gate, take a sip at the water trough and then service ALL of those heifers?? :old: :cheers:
Title: Re: If hitech really wanted to market game
Post by: Oddball-CAF on July 21, 2011, 11:22:12 PM: Quote from: Sonicblu on July 21, 2011, 09:27:43 PM
All you need is an all female squad....
Lol you'd have to pay them but if done with a little creativity, you'd reel in the players.

You'd have to allow for about 190 squelch slots given most of the guys in the arena would
be hittin' on 'em via text or local vox. But, I gotta admit, it most assuredly would be
good for business. Maybe Shebop could be called out of retirement and coaxed into
bein' the squad leader. :D
Title: Re: If hitech really wanted to market game
Post by: Stang on July 22, 2011, 12:35:14 AM: Not sure there's ever been a real female only squad. There were the widows of air warrior though. Pretty sure they became a pretty tight knit bbs group just squeaking to each other about their husbands' obsessios with flying cartoon airplanes. Silly broads...
Title: Re: If hitech really wanted to market game
Post by: clerick on July 22, 2011, 02:28:42 AM: We prawns would LOVE to have Silat join us...

Here is some video from the last RP get together....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0DJC-ECU8IE (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0DJC-ECU8IE)
Title: Re: If hitech really wanted to market game
Post by: coombz on July 22, 2011, 03:04:48 AM: girls should stick to The Sims and RPGS :old:

we already have too much 'ho' talk as it is ;---)
Title: Re: If hitech really wanted to market game
Post by: mechanic on July 22, 2011, 03:06:16 AM: I'll take the third frag dool from the left please.

She has awesome nades.
Title: Re: If hitech really wanted to market game
Post by: Dragon on July 22, 2011, 09:26:14 AM: Quote from: GNucks on July 21, 2011, 09:35:37 PM
Like the Frag Dolls?

(http://cache.kotaku.com/images/2006/05/fragdolls.jpg)

Funny, that looks just like the line outside my bedroom door most nights.

:noid
Title: Re: If hitech really wanted to market game
Post by: ozrocker on July 22, 2011, 09:34:14 AM: We do have the Dirty Girls. I think all I ever see is 2 though.

:cheers: Oz
Title: Re: If hitech really wanted to market game
Post by: Shuffler on July 22, 2011, 01:14:00 PM: Quote from: phatzo on July 21, 2011, 09:33:47 PM
good thinking outside the box, the idea is a winner.

I think he was more thinking inside the box. :D
Title: Re: If hitech really wanted to market game
Post by: PFactorDave on July 22, 2011, 01:24:07 PM: Quote from: ozrocker on July 22, 2011, 09:34:14 AM
We do have the Dirty Girls. I think all I ever see is 2 though.

Well... Isn't 2 all you really need to... Nevermind... :bolt:
Title: Re: If hitech really wanted to market game
Post by: bortas1 on July 22, 2011, 03:24:50 PM: Quote from: SmokinLoon on July 21, 2011, 09:59:47 PM
so is the damage model. Say... isnt that Hitech, Pyro, and Skuzzy??? :D
:rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl
Title: Re: If hitech really wanted to market game
Post by: Mano on July 22, 2011, 03:34:22 PM: I'm sure Sonicblu would volunteer to teach them ACM :D

(http://talkingwithtami.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/Girls-Next-Door-tv-03.jpg)
Title: Re: If hitech really wanted to market game
Post by: Babalonian on July 22, 2011, 07:21:11 PM: If you boys really want to meet a girl this summer, you'll have to at least log off and go outside first.

If you want to actually get a girlfriend, you'll also need to at least spend 20-hours a week not at home, possibley up to and beyond 40-hours.

:aok
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Post by: Assi29 on July 22, 2011, 07:33:02 PM: I thought there already was a female squad and the "v" signified their equipment.
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Post by: doright on July 22, 2011, 07:42:09 PM: Why there aren't many female players:
(http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/pix_plz.png)
http://xkcd.com/322/ (http://xkcd.com/322/)
Title: Re: If hitech really wanted to market game
Post by: phatzo on July 22, 2011, 08:50:28 PM: Quote from: clerick on July 22, 2011, 02:28:42 AM
We prawns would LOVE to have Silat join us...

Here is some video from the last RP get together....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0DJC-ECU8IE (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0DJC-ECU8IE)

Stop pulling everyones leg Clerick, this is the real Prawns get togeather

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sFVedjvliWo
Title: Re: If hitech really wanted to market game
Post by: clerick on July 23, 2011, 01:50:28 AM: Quote from: phatzo on July 22, 2011, 08:50:28 PM
Stop pulling everyones leg Clerick, this is the real Prawns get togeather

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sFVedjvliWo

I was told that that video had been destroyed!

Oh, while you're here, when is the 10th annual Road Warrior reenactment weekend? I need to finish the final touches on my gyro-copter.
Title: Re: If hitech really wanted to market game
Post by: Melvin on July 23, 2011, 02:14:50 AM: Quote from: 68ZooM on July 21, 2011, 11:21:39 PM

The old bull and the young bull were standing at the top of the hill overlooking a paddock of many gorgeous young heifers. The young bull said, Lets charge down the hill, knock over that fence and service one of those heifers each. The old bull wisely replied, Why dont we saunter down the hill, open the gate, take a sip at the water trough and then service ALL of those heifers?? :old: :cheers:

A classic. :aok
Title: Re: If hitech really wanted to market game
Post by: des506 on July 23, 2011, 05:17:29 AM: Quote from: phatzo on July 22, 2011, 08:50:28 PM
Stop pulling everyones leg Clerick, this is the real Prawns get togeather

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sFVedjvliWo

LLLLLOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLL

mate good post !! :aok
Title: Re: If hitech really wanted to market game
Post by: des506 on July 23, 2011, 05:19:18 AM: another reason to play aces naked... thanks sonic
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Post by: Sonicblu on July 27, 2011, 01:04:20 AM: I'm sure hitech is kicking himself for not thinking of it sooner.
:rofl :rofl :rofl
Title: Re: If hitech really wanted to market game
Post by: B-17 on July 27, 2011, 01:11:27 AM: And probably kicking himself for not ending this thread earlier.... :rofl

I guess it's, what... 2:15 am where they are?
Title: Re: If hitech really wanted to market game
Post by: Tyrannis on July 27, 2011, 01:15:19 AM: There actually is a sex-line company for "Gamers" where you can call and play video games with "hot sexy girls" :rolleyes:

They advertise allot to COD players.
Title: Re: If hitech really wanted to market game
Post by: B-17 on July 27, 2011, 01:16:17 AM: :rofl :rofl :rofl
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Post by: DMVIAGRA on July 27, 2011, 01:24:57 AM: Why don't they let Google buy stock? BAD IDEA!
Title: Re: If hitech really wanted to market game
Post by: VonMessa on July 27, 2011, 04:47:45 AM: Quote from: clerick on July 22, 2011, 02:28:42 AM
We prawns would LOVE to have Silat join us...

Here is some video from the last RP get together....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0DJC-ECU8IE (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0DJC-ECU8IE)

This folks, is what happens when you live on a continent-sized island, very far away from the rest of the world...

:rofl
Title: Re: If hitech really wanted to market game
Post by: des506 on July 27, 2011, 06:51:39 AM: Quote from: VonMessa on July 27, 2011, 04:47:45 AM
This folks, is what happens when you live on a continent-sized island, very far away from the rest of the world...

:rofl

thats a good thing... so we dun get contaminated with the american way of life and governance..
:neener:
Title: Re: If hitech really wanted to market game
Post by: remy1dog on July 27, 2011, 10:37:27 AM: See Rules #4, #6
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Post by: des506 on July 27, 2011, 10:41:47 AM: See Rules #4, #6
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Post by: FireDrgn on July 27, 2011, 12:21:48 PM: See Rules #4, #6
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Post by: Phoenix 7 on July 27, 2011, 12:30:10 PM: .............this thread :huh
Title: Re: If hitech really wanted to market game
Post by: 4deck on July 27, 2011, 01:48:58 PM: Quote from: des506 on July 23, 2011, 05:19:18 AM
another reason to play aces naked... thanks sonic

Actually I would recommend not to do that.

Case and point.

Was flying, got into a good skirmish about 15k, fell to deck after twisting, rolling, whatever the hell we had going for us.
Wound up getting a little sweaty, its summer too.

Got em, kewl. Well going to land now. Missing particles.

well after I landed, the sweat dried, and so did i, apparently to the chair, when i stood up.

Needless to say I fly naked no more.
Cheers
Title: Re: If hitech really wanted to market game
Post by: des506 on July 27, 2011, 02:12:58 PM: Quote from: 4deck on July 27, 2011, 01:48:58 PM
Actually I would recommend not to do that.

Case and point.

Was flying, got into a good skirmish about 15k, fell to deck after twisting, rolling, whatever the hell we had going for us.
Wound up getting a little sweaty, its summer too.

Got em, kewl. Well going to land now. Missing particles.

well after I landed, the sweat dried, and so did i, apparently to the chair, when i stood up.

Needless to say I fly naked no more.
Cheers

ewwwww :confused:

:rofl