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Title: Are you suicidal? If so read this
Post by: Reschke on July 27, 2011, 08:27:05 AM: I got this from a friend of mine last night. It was the funniest thing I have heard in a few days.

"I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy, wars, jobs, my savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc., so I called the Suicide Hotline. I got a call center in Pakistan and when I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck!"
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Post by: ozrocker on July 27, 2011, 08:35:12 AM: :rofl :rofl

:cheers: Oz
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Post by: coombz on July 27, 2011, 08:39:54 AM: :rolleyes:

Q: Who are the fastest readers in the world?

A: New Yorkers. Some of them go through 110 stories in five seconds.
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Post by: Tec on July 27, 2011, 08:48:44 AM: See Rule #4
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Post by: Yarbles on July 27, 2011, 08:49:03 AM: Quote from: coombz on July 27, 2011, 08:39:54 AM
:rolleyes:

Q: Who are the fastest readers in the world?

A: New Yorkers. Some of them go through 110 stories in five seconds.

No that's only funny when its somoeone else :frown:
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Post by: coombz on July 27, 2011, 08:50:57 AM: Sorry I got confused by the OP

Isn't this the thread for completely stupid, unfunny and insensitive jokes? :headscratch:
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Post by: Tec on July 27, 2011, 08:52:30 AM: Quote from: coombz on July 27, 2011, 08:50:57 AM
Isn't this the thread for completely stupid, unfunny and insensitive jokes? :headscratch:

Obviously, just adding to the pile.
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Post by: Qrsu on July 27, 2011, 08:57:22 AM: .
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Post by: Shuffler on July 27, 2011, 08:58:07 AM: Where the first one is funny to an extent...... the second is not.
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Post by: dirtdart on July 27, 2011, 09:01:45 AM: INdeed we have some freaking ignorant people on this planet. I prefer to call them oxygen thieves.
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Post by: Rob52240 on July 27, 2011, 09:10:04 AM: Someday I hope that the world will civilize itself enough to where we can make jokes about suicide bombers coming from particular countries without anyone getting offended.
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Post by: F22RaptorDude on July 27, 2011, 09:14:46 AM: :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl Good one!
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Post by: coombz on July 27, 2011, 09:18:17 AM: See Rule #4
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Post by: Yarbles on July 27, 2011, 09:25:04 AM: See Rule #4
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Post by: mechanic on July 27, 2011, 09:38:29 AM: If you take offence to a joke then you missed the point entirely.
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Post by: Rob52240 on July 27, 2011, 09:44:14 AM: Volks Wagon actually made a funnier joke in the form of a commercial that they couldn't air in the US.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ad4studmuffinTyaM4
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Post by: CAP1 on July 27, 2011, 10:06:42 AM: Quote from: mechanic on July 27, 2011, 09:38:29 AM
If you take offence to a joke then you missed the point entirely.

what he said. ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
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Post by: ACE on July 27, 2011, 10:10:09 AM: Quote from: mechanic on July 27, 2011, 09:38:29 AM
If you take offence to a joke then you missed the point entirely.
How's the rock :D
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Post by: Reschke on July 27, 2011, 10:38:33 AM: Yep I saw that commercial before the pulled it from Youtube and thought it was hilarious. Come on people its just a joke and anyone that thinks otherwise is needing some type of therapy.
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Post by: Rob52240 on July 27, 2011, 10:54:51 AM: I'm glad that I don't take offense to my Bangledeshi friend insisting that I look just like a Paki. My heritage is Irish/Dutch and all my white friends assume that my family came over from Italy.
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Post by: Lusche on July 27, 2011, 11:04:29 AM: Quote from: Rob52240 on July 27, 2011, 09:44:14 AM
Volks Wagon actually made a funnier joke in the form of a commercial that they couldn't air in the US.

That terrorist Polo commercial? Was not made or endorsed by VW
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Post by: Vudu15 on July 27, 2011, 01:03:14 PM: Quote from: mechanic on July 27, 2011, 09:38:29 AM
If you take offence to a joke then you missed the point entirely.

spot on.
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Post by: IronDog on July 28, 2011, 07:34:40 AM: I can take a joke,and I'm sure that's all it was intended to be.I have a son with Bipolar disease,that has attempted suicide so many times,that I have lost count.A few times he nearly got the job done.It has has devastated my family,as we are afraid he will get it right one day.Bipolar is a cruel disease because my son can be perfect one day and hopelessly insane the next day.I'm sure you meant no harm :salute
The Dawg
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Post by: CAP1 on July 28, 2011, 08:25:10 AM: Quote from: IronDog on July 28, 2011, 07:34:40 AM
I can take a joke,and I'm sure that's all it was intended to be.I have a son with Bipolar disease,that has attempted suicide so many times,that I have lost count.A few times he nearly got the job done.It has has devastated my family,as we are afraid he will get it right one day.Bipolar is a cruel disease because my son can be perfect one day and hopelessly insane the next day.I'm sure you meant no harm :salute
The Dawg

not trying to be a wise arse....but i would imagine that based on the above, you would also be bothered by a member choosing a name such as bipolar?
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Post by: IronDog on July 28, 2011, 08:48:19 AM: Bipolar is a great person.Very opinionated,but you have know his whole story.He worked hard and still took the time to take care of his very ill father.I don't have any problem with bipolar,only that it is a nasty illness that cripples many people.
The Dawg
Title: Re: Are you suicidal? If so read this
Post by: CAP1 on July 28, 2011, 09:05:18 AM: Quote from: IronDog on July 28, 2011, 08:48:19 AM
Bipolar is a great person.Very opinionated,but you have know his whole story.He worked hard and still took the time to take care of his very ill father.I don't have any problem with bipolar,only that it is a nasty illness that cripples many people.
The Dawg

i know a couple people with it..........so yea...i realize that.
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Post by: STXAce8 on July 28, 2011, 01:48:48 PM: Bip called betty on me once, that was scary. :noid
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Post by: Spikes on July 28, 2011, 01:55:38 PM: Quote from: coombz on July 27, 2011, 08:39:54 AM
:rolleyes:

Q: Who are the fastest readers in the world?

A: New Yorkers. Some of them go through 110 stories in five seconds.

That's pretty low.
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Post by: Slash27 on July 28, 2011, 04:20:44 PM: Quote from: coombz on July 27, 2011, 08:39:54 AM
:rolleyes:

Q: Who are the fastest readers in the world?

A: New Yorkers. Some of them go through 110 stories in five seconds.

Ah, it's funny because they jumped 110 stories to their death. :rofl Hey the 10th aniversry is coming up, many laughs in store I'm sure :aok :aok
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Post by: caldera on July 28, 2011, 04:54:26 PM: Yeah, a real laugh riot.
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Post by: LThunderpocket on July 28, 2011, 07:48:48 PM: See Rule #174/F19