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Title: Muppet Bomber wing, who's in?!?
Post by: Ardy123 on August 08, 2011, 01:39:56 PM
Now that I am the official CO of the Muppet 'Scout' wing (ask agent if your confused), I am happy to introduce the Muppet bomber wing.

We don't normally recruit but this is a once in a AH lifetime opportunity. We will be holding an augering competition, winner gets to be XO of the bomber wing.

We recognize that for one reason or another, many people associate us as a furballing squad so this may sound surprising. Many of us don't even know how to calibrate our bomb sights so we are starting a bomber wing to 'broaden our horizons'. We will be the new vMuppets... the bMuppets, as the poor letter 'v' has been worn out. Our main goal will be flattening towns and FHs, (esp fighter hangers). Our main ride will be the JU-87.

If your interested in joining, please PM either bBunnies or bAgent. Oh, and practice up your augers.

==B==
Title: Re: Muppet Bomber wing, who's in?!?
Post by: waystin2 on August 08, 2011, 01:41:58 PM
Good luck Bunnies and happy crashing! :lol
Title: Re: Muppet Bomber wing, who's in?!?
Post by: Zeagle on August 08, 2011, 01:49:32 PM
good luck  :aok
Title: Re: Muppet Bomber wing, who's in?!?
Post by: Krupinski on August 08, 2011, 02:01:18 PM
Ardy, have you consulted the official Army of Muppets XO about this yet?
Title: Re: Muppet Bomber wing, who's in?!?
Post by: Ardy123 on August 08, 2011, 02:05:53 PM
Ardy, have you consulted the official Army of Muppets XO about this yet?

 :rofl :rofl I have the blessing of the unofficial XO  :rofl
Title: Re: Muppet Bomber wing, who's in?!?
Post by: uptown on August 08, 2011, 02:17:38 PM
So you guys are finally moving up to 38s? Bout time you guys got of easy mode  :bolt:
Title: Re: Muppet Bomber wing, who's in?!?
Post by: Guppy35 on August 08, 2011, 02:55:49 PM
So you guys are finally moving up to 38s? Bout time you guys got of easy mode  :bolt:

LOL that was my first thought too.  The Muppets are moving to 38s? :)
Title: Re: Muppet Bomber wing, who's in?!?
Post by: ink on August 08, 2011, 03:50:53 PM
sorry ardy I am the CO of said bomber wing and my first order of business was to disband the bomber wing :t








 :rofl
Title: Re: Muppet Bomber wing, who's in?!?
Post by: Ardy123 on August 08, 2011, 04:10:00 PM
sorry ardy I am the CO of said bomber wing and my first order of business was to disband the bomber wing :t








 :rofl

bINK......NOOOOO :cry :cry :cry :cry :cry I had such high hopes for the competition!
Title: Re: Muppet Bomber wing, who's in?!?
Post by: SPKmes on August 08, 2011, 04:21:01 PM
Crikey....with this level of organisation the hangers won't know what missed them   :lol :lol :lol
Title: Re: Muppet Bomber wing, who's in?!?
Post by: JUGgler on August 08, 2011, 04:59:56 PM
we are starting a bomber wing to 'broaden our horizons'.
==B==


I'd rather stretch my forskin over my entire body, tie it off, then jump into a vat of boiling peanut oil!




JUGgler
Title: Re: Muppet Bomber wing, who's in?!?
Post by: ARSNishi on August 08, 2011, 05:17:46 PM

I'd rather stretch my forskin over my entire body, tie it off, then jump into a vat of boiling peanut oil!




JUGgler

I think it's safe to say JUG doesnt like the idea....  in spite of his prowess in a Ju88   :salute
Title: Re: Muppet Bomber wing, who's in?!?
Post by: Ardy123 on August 08, 2011, 05:28:39 PM
I'd rather stretch my forskin over my entire body, tie it off, then jump into a vat of boiling peanut oil
JUGgler

Wow, another great reason to join the bomber squad... JUGgler will stretch his forskin over his entire body if you do! :rofl :rofl

So many reasons to join, no reason not to!
Title: Re: Muppet Bomber wing, who's in?!?
Post by: guncrasher on August 08, 2011, 09:53:13 PM
hey where do I sign up? 

semp
Title: Re: Muppet Bomber wing, who's in?!?
Post by: phatzo on August 08, 2011, 10:48:28 PM
Wow, another great reason to join the bomber squad... JUGgler will stretch his forskin over his entire body if you do! :rofl :rofl

So many reasons to join, no reason not to!
Now I want in.
Title: Re: Muppet Bomber wing, who's in?!?
Post by: Debrody on August 08, 2011, 10:58:45 PM
bBrody?
LOL!
Title: Re: Muppet Bomber wing, who's in?!?
Post by: grizz441 on August 08, 2011, 11:01:07 PM

I'd rather stretch my forskin over my entire body, tie it off, then jump into a vat of boiling peanut oil!




JUGgler

You mean your $skin?
Title: Re: Muppet Bomber wing, who's in?!?
Post by: SPKmes on August 09, 2011, 12:05:34 AM
You mean your $skin?

his taters' not that big ....  is it?
Title: Re: Muppet Bomber wing, who's in?!?
Post by: guncrasher on August 16, 2011, 10:24:52 PM
so am I part of the muppet bomber wing?

semp
Title: Re: Muppet Bomber wing, who's in?!?
Post by: Tank-Ace on August 16, 2011, 10:29:09 PM
I'm confused. Are you looking for competent bomber pilots, or some highly-questionable luftdweebs to turn into competent bomber pilots?
Title: Re: Muppet Bomber wing, who's in?!?
Post by: Ardy123 on August 16, 2011, 10:53:24 PM
so am I part of the muppet bomber wing?

semp

do you want to be?  I'm still collecting names for the auger audition.

I'm confused. Are you looking for competent bomber pilots, or some highly-questionable luftdweebs to turn into competent bomber pilots?

all is welcome to compete in the auger competition.  Best augerers are invited!


All I can say is practice up your augers and prepare to DIVE IN!
(http://i.ebayimg.com/t/Spaten-Oktoberfest-Beer-Sign-Beautiful-Big-Boobs-/00/$(KGrHqMOKpoE24nVvh5YBNyfkKrtWw~~0_3.JPG)
Title: Re: Muppet Bomber wing, who's in?!?
Post by: Tank-Ace on August 16, 2011, 11:30:44 PM
I'll compete. Any rules for augers, and planes to use?
Title: Re: Muppet Bomber wing, who's in?!?
Post by: Ardy123 on August 16, 2011, 11:48:36 PM
I'll compete. Any rules for augers, and planes to use?

all augers are done with bombers... we have 2 now.. yesSss! the more the better!
Title: Re: Muppet Bomber wing, who's in?!?
Post by: Tank-Ace on August 17, 2011, 12:23:43 AM
send you the film or does it have to be observed by a muppet?
Title: Re: Muppet Bomber wing, who's in?!?
Post by: guncrasher on August 17, 2011, 01:55:22 AM
yeah tell me where that girl is, I'll show you how to dive in the right way, heck you can watch too, i dont mind  :D.

semp
Title: Re: Muppet Bomber wing, who's in?!?
Post by: Ardy123 on August 17, 2011, 02:25:35 AM
send you the film or does it have to be observed by a muppet?

lets wait until we have more like at least 10.
Title: Re: Muppet Bomber wing, who's in?!?
Post by: mbailey on August 17, 2011, 06:23:07 AM
Crikey....with this level of organisation the hangers won't know what missed them   :lol :lol :lol
:rofl :aok
Title: Re: Muppet Bomber wing, who's in?!?
Post by: crazyivan on August 18, 2011, 08:34:21 PM
Bunnies, has been disqualified  for augering his 262 while in bomber mode. :D Good luck to the rest of the participants.
Title: Re: Muppet Bomber wing, who's in?!?
Post by: Ardy123 on August 18, 2011, 08:42:11 PM
Bunnies, has been disqualified  for augering his 262 while in bomber mode. :D Good luck to the rest of the participants.

 :rofl :rofl :rofl  bu-bu-bu-bu-but I'm the said CO according to the unofficial XO.  :cry :cry
Title: Re: Muppet Bomber wing, who's in?!?
Post by: GreenEagle43 on August 19, 2011, 06:48:59 PM
BOMBER WING  :x JU-87's :bolt:
Title: Re: Muppet Bomber wing, who's in?!?
Post by: phatzo on August 19, 2011, 08:24:25 PM
do you want to be?  I'm still collecting names for the auger audition.

all is welcome to compete in the auger competition.  Best augerers are invited!


All I can say is practice up your augers and prepare to DIVE IN!
(http://i.ebayimg.com/t/Spaten-Oktoberfest-Beer-Sign-Beautiful-Big-Boobs-/00/$(KGrHqMOKpoE24nVvh5YBNyfkKrtWw~~0_3.JPG)
I see a motorboat auger in my near future.
Title: Re: Muppet Bomber wing, who's in?!?
Post by: Tank-Ace on August 19, 2011, 08:28:33 PM
I've actually managed to auger a PT boat. I got hit by the Cruiser as it was turning which launched me up into the air and onto the deck of our carrier. 1/100000000 chance, I've tried to do it again many many times and haven't been able to.
Title: Re: Muppet Bomber wing, who's in?!?
Post by: Bear76 on August 19, 2011, 11:53:11 PM
Now that I am the official CO of the Muppet 'Scout' wing (ask agent if your confused), I am happy to introduce the Muppet bomber wing.

We don't normally recruit but this is a once in a AH lifetime opportunity. We will be holding an augering competition, winner gets to be XO of the bomber wing.

We recognize that for one reason or another, many people associate us as a furballing squad so this may sound surprising. Many of us don't even know how to calibrate our bomb sights so we are starting a bomber wing to 'broaden our horizons'. We will be the new vMuppets... the bMuppets, as the poor letter 'v' has been worn out. Our main goal will be flattening towns and FHs, (esp fighter hangers). Our main ride will be the JU-87.

If your interested in joining, please PM either bBunnies or bAgent. Oh, and practice up your augers.

==B==

We have bomb sights now? What update did that happen in? bEAR76 reporting for duty.  :D
Title: Re: Muppet Bomber wing, who's in?!?
Post by: Ardy123 on August 20, 2011, 02:51:06 AM
I've actually managed to auger a PT boat. I got hit by the Cruiser as it was turning which launched me up into the air and onto the deck of our carrier. 1/100000000 chance, I've tried to do it again many many times and haven't been able to.

um film..... just because that is fn rad!!!
Title: Re: Muppet Bomber wing, who's in?!?
Post by: Tank-Ace on August 20, 2011, 01:43:11 PM
Don't have film unfortunately. It was several years ago and I lost all my files when my brother hit my computer with his pogo-stick. The idiot left it leaning against the bed and it careened into the side of my CPU, scratching the hard-drive to hell. Its one of the reasons I've been trying to repeat it; it was litterly the most hilarious film I've ever seen.
Title: Re: Muppet Bomber wing, who's in?!?
Post by: guncrasher on August 21, 2011, 01:07:05 PM
good news guys the muffintops disbanded their waiting list, so now I am available to join you guys.  where do I sign up?


semp
Title: Re: Muppet Bomber wing, who's in?!?
Post by: Butcher on August 26, 2011, 10:00:55 AM
(http://i782.photobucket.com/albums/yy102/TerrapinBound/muppet_tap.jpg)
Title: Re: Muppet Bomber wing, who's in?!?
Post by: Zoney on August 26, 2011, 06:34:55 PM
Don't have film unfortunately. It was several years ago and I lost all my files when my brother hit my computer with his pogo-stick. The idiot left it leaning against the bed and it careened into the side of my CPU, scratching the hard-drive to hell. Its one of the reasons I've been trying to repeat it; it was litterly the most hilarious film I've ever seen.


That will get you a $1000 fine in San Diego.