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Title: Rank
Post by: Major Biggles on August 15, 2011, 08:51:32 PM
Get rid of it, atleast on the homepage. It's so ghey....................
Title: Re: Rank
Post by: ACE on August 15, 2011, 08:53:20 PM
Yeah that's what I tell bruv :)
Title: Re: Rank
Post by: Major Biggles on August 15, 2011, 08:58:56 PM
Yeah that's what I tell bruv :)

I mean really? From a human standpoint should people really be rewarded for spending 6+ hours a day playing a game? This is what led South Korea to adopt an internet addiction scheme. It's just a bit sad really...
Title: Re: Rank
Post by: SmokinLoon on August 15, 2011, 09:02:24 PM
Ranks shows one thing: that they know how to pick, camp, milk run, and deliver troops when the odds are over-whelming in their favor.

If skill were the real determining factor the best scores would not be made with best of the best aircraft and tanks.  The best players in the game are not in the top 100 in anything, they don't care and they do not have to fabricate a value to measure their ability.  
Title: Re: Rank
Post by: ACE on August 15, 2011, 09:05:52 PM
Bruv can actually handle himself very well in a lot of situations other than score.  Such as his last Koth.
Title: Re: Rank
Post by: Major Biggles on August 15, 2011, 09:06:05 PM
TBH the best players don't give a shoot where they are rank wise, because the best players are the ones that are fun to fly and do stupid stuff with. You have to have a fairly small fire hose to care what number you get each month in a cartoon plane game... OH wait, suddenly the rank charts make sense  :lol
Title: Re: Rank
Post by: crazierthanu on August 15, 2011, 09:07:45 PM
If you care about rank it's your own loss.
Title: Re: Rank
Post by: Major Biggles on August 15, 2011, 09:08:47 PM
Bruv can actually handle himself very well in a lot of situations other than score.  Such as his last Koth.


Last I heard the few were accused of 'fiddling' with koth results. I wasn't there so I won't say more. Still, being the 'best' at a computer game doesn't mean you're fun to fly with or even that you do anything to help the game, not to name names...
Title: Re: Rank
Post by: ACE on August 15, 2011, 09:13:17 PM
Were cheaters according to everyone else :p.  People assume things these days .. when there's no factual things about it haha :)
Title: Re: Rank
Post by: DrBone1 on August 15, 2011, 09:18:48 PM
I am NUMBER ONE and everyone else is just pooo.
Title: Re: Rank
Post by: ACE on August 15, 2011, 09:20:12 PM
Geez my post count is skyRockiting today lol
Title: Re: Rank
Post by: des506 on August 15, 2011, 09:22:06 PM
well i reckon the score keep people in check..you may shoot and down many planes... and you'll be all egoistic thinking you DA MAN!...but then you realize the next day, that your score has only improved just a small bit...which proves there are many others out there who are performing better than you, killing more than you... it would be a humbling experience..and would spur you on to get better all the time and basically get you thinking on how to better yourself... take that score and rank away.... its just a monotonous game play with nothing to prove your skills that you have acquired about the years...thats just me and my thoughts tho.. :D...
Title: Re: Rank
Post by: Major Biggles on August 15, 2011, 09:25:38 PM
Were cheaters according to everyone else :p.  People assume things these days .. when there's no factual things about it haha :)

Well, like I say, I wasn't there, although I've seen incriminating videos. Using your squad's unmonitorable teamspeak BS to co-ordinate a KOTH match is not only against the spirit of the game but also shows a serious lack of character and sense of honour in your squad. I'd write a message to bruv telling him to sort it out but I think it would fall on deaf ears, seeing as he's one of the worst culprits. Plus, the Few DFC?! WTF is that about?!? It's like the last kid in the playground didn't get picked to play a game so decided to make a shizzy version of their own. You know what we called that at school? Ghey...
Title: Re: Rank
Post by: DrBone1 on August 15, 2011, 09:27:17 PM
Troll much? Film or it didnt happen.
Title: Re: Rank
Post by: ACE on August 15, 2011, 09:28:08 PM
Ruh ro struck a nerve? Lol DFC : Distinguished Flying Cross jeez.  
Title: Re: Rank
Post by: DrBone1 on August 15, 2011, 09:28:54 PM
Lets flood this thread Ace. Maybe we can get him to post another long drawn out whine.  :rofl
Title: Re: Rank
Post by: ACE on August 15, 2011, 09:29:26 PM
Hands in Team on three ready?
Title: Re: Rank
Post by: DrBone1 on August 15, 2011, 09:29:52 PM
 :banana:
Title: Re: Rank
Post by: ACE on August 15, 2011, 09:31:21 PM
One
Title: Re: Rank
Post by: MaSonZ on August 15, 2011, 09:32:31 PM
I like the idea of showing stats, but awarding a number for it is pretty stupid. dont post the highest fighter K/D at the end of a tour, if soemone wants to know they can investigate for themself. I could care less about what "numbered rank" i am in a field, but its fun to challenge myself to improve my fighter K/D, or my attack and bombing bomb percentage (the few times i do em.). likewise for my GV's.  +1

shouldnt this be in the wishlist, it is sort of a wish...
Title: Re: Rank
Post by: DrBone1 on August 15, 2011, 09:32:43 PM
Two
Title: Re: Rank
Post by: Major Biggles on August 15, 2011, 09:33:45 PM
Hardly drawn out... Just concerned for a game I love. Would hate to see it ruined by a bunch of dweebs and their fanbois. The sort who need to 'win' to feel good about themselves.

I'm certainly not the only one who just enjoys fighting friends for the fun and the challenge. I suppose that's not something the few have ever really thought of before though. Fun. Challenge. What odd words..
Title: Re: Rank
Post by: DMGOD on August 15, 2011, 09:34:12 PM
Lets flood this thread Ace. Maybe we can get him to post another long drawn out whine.  :rofl

Wow you must be the most popular boy at ur high school
Title: Re: Rank
Post by: ACE on August 15, 2011, 09:34:40 PM
Three
Title: Re: Rank
Post by: DrBone1 on August 15, 2011, 09:35:48 PM
Hardly drawn out... Just concerned for a game I love. Would hate to see it ruined by a bunch of dweebs and their fanbois. The sort who need to 'win' to feel good about themselves.

I'm certainly not the only one who just enjoys fighting friends for the fun and the challenge. I suppose that's not something the few have ever really thought of before though. Fun. Challenge. What odd words..
Ya no we just do our own Dueling ladder within our squad.  :lol We dont enjoy fighting Friends for fun and the challenge. We Enjoy score!!!!
Title: Re: Rank
Post by: Major Biggles on August 15, 2011, 09:37:04 PM
Wow you must be the most popular boy at ur high school

Fo sho... If he is somehow older than 18 he probably uses this game to escape from the monotony of his dull and depressing life. The internet does wonderful things for dorks with complexes...
Title: Re: Rank
Post by: DrBone1 on August 15, 2011, 09:38:24 PM
Yes I am 15 years old and have alot of acne. I understand some kind of cream for it these days

 :rofl
Title: Re: Rank
Post by: Major Biggles on August 15, 2011, 09:38:24 PM
Ya no we just do our own Dueling ladder within our squad.  :lol We dont enjoy fighting Friends for fun and the challenge. We Enjoy score!!!!

OMG  :O

You shoot at each other on occasion?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!??!?!!?
Title: Re: Rank
Post by: DrBone1 on August 15, 2011, 09:39:14 PM
71RAF explains the anklehumping.  :rofl
Title: Re: Rank
Post by: Major Biggles on August 15, 2011, 09:41:58 PM
Ruh ro struck a nerve? Lol DFC : Distinguished Flying Cross jeez.  


DFC works as a great backronym. Too bad some friends and I came up with it first. I'd let you know about it but, it's sort of exclusive. Hope you don't mind? Better luck next year. If it makes you feel any better, your glorious leader was rejected too. I think that's why he started his own one...
Title: Re: Rank
Post by: DrBone1 on August 15, 2011, 09:43:14 PM
TheFew DFC all the way baby!!!
Title: Re: Rank
Post by: Major Biggles on August 15, 2011, 09:43:49 PM
71RAF explains the anklehumping.  :rofl

Actually I was around when the few first came to AH. They tried to steal our squad channel. Bruv's reasoning was that he liked the number. We told him to jog on. I haven't liked him since then....
Title: Re: Rank
Post by: DrBone1 on August 15, 2011, 09:46:22 PM
Feeling is mutual.
Title: Re: Rank
Post by: MickDono on August 15, 2011, 09:47:36 PM
Actually I was around when the few first came to AH. They tried to steal our squad channel. Bruv's reasoning was that he liked the number. We told him to jog on. I haven't liked him since then....

Im sorry mate but it sounds like your suffering from some sort of PTSD after suffering some horrendous arse rape by The Few. :cry

Please post the "incriminating videos" that you speak of.

Thank you.
Title: Re: Rank
Post by: Major Biggles on August 15, 2011, 09:47:43 PM
Feeling is mutual.

Good to know. Atleast we all know that you aren't robots now...
Title: Re: Rank
Post by: ACE on August 15, 2011, 09:48:08 PM
You can't have two brit squads at the saame time its trerrible just ask zach!
Title: Re: Rank
Post by: DMGOD on August 15, 2011, 09:51:31 PM
Feeling is mutual.

so you speak for bruv?
Title: Re: Rank
Post by: Major Biggles on August 15, 2011, 09:52:32 PM
Im sorry mate but it sounds like your suffering from some sort of PTSD after suffering some horrendous arse rape by The Few. :cry

Please post the "incriminating videos" that you speak of.

Thank you.

Horrible PTSD! There I was being rubbed against for 5 minutes, waiting in fear for some sort of insertion. I breathed a sigh of relief when I realised that the few's collective equipment wasn't enough to reach my crevasse.

I would love to post the videos but sadly they are not mine. Not that I need to post them anyway. Your reputation has done the work for me. Good work for 'the best squad in AH' LOL
Title: Re: Rank
Post by: DrBone1 on August 15, 2011, 09:53:48 PM
You guys are the best Squad in AH!
Thank you so much. Can I have another?
Title: Re: Rank
Post by: ACE on August 15, 2011, 09:55:47 PM
God this guy can troll! I call your bluff and re raise you.
Title: Re: Rank
Post by: Major Biggles on August 15, 2011, 09:56:15 PM
Thank you so much. Can I have another?

Is that bruv's recruitment line? He's gotta process you all pretty quick I suppose. Man must have huge balls. In the physical sense. Not so much the metaphorical...
Title: Re: Rank
Post by: DrBone1 on August 15, 2011, 09:57:01 PM
Really Biggles you have no proof therefore no argument so this useless evidence is nothing but a rumor or a weak troll attempt either one you suck at it. Have a nice day and dont hump too hard I havnt shaved yet. DFC!!  :rock
Title: Re: Rank
Post by: Major Biggles on August 15, 2011, 10:05:16 PM
I didn't come to post evidence. Just to say the rank system is flawed and it breeds awful gameplay like that of your squad and your CO. That is all, thankyou.








If evidence is what you need I'm sure some will supply it. But I'm sure you already know of the backstage tricks and dweeby backrubs you give yourselves...
Title: Re: Rank
Post by: cobia38 on August 15, 2011, 10:13:19 PM

   last i looked, my rank was in the 1700s.  i worked very hard for that ty very much   :D
Title: Re: Rank
Post by: oneway on August 15, 2011, 10:18:14 PM
Don't confuse SCORE with RANK

Rank (in the unofficial sense) is the ability to lead...and the natural outcome is that others will follow...willingly

Score is an abstract...

Some of the worst SCORING pilots are the best LEADERS....and thus they have RANK

Some of the best SCORING pilots are the worst LEADERS....and thus they have NO RANK

Most people know who the LEADERS are...and will follow them...and don't give a rats twiddle about SCORE in making that decision

As to the SCORES that are posted on the home page...if you do not like them, DO NOT READ THEM

Out

Oneway
Title: Re: Rank
Post by: M0nkey_Man on August 15, 2011, 10:23:00 PM
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Title: Re: Rank
Post by: SunBat on August 15, 2011, 10:23:21 PM
Wow. Look at all these THE FEW guys that jumped on this thread about score.  I wonder why?   :headscratch:
Title: Re: Rank
Post by: Guppy35 on August 15, 2011, 10:24:00 PM
Ruh ro struck a nerve? Lol DFC : Distinguished Flying Cross jeez.  

LOL like you knew that before it was explained to you :)
Title: Re: Rank
Post by: mechanic on August 15, 2011, 10:24:39 PM
ah....The Fewbs... never learn

tsk tsk
Title: Re: Rank
Post by: Major Biggles on August 15, 2011, 10:27:24 PM
LOL like you knew that before it was explained to you :)


Last I was told by a few member in game it meant 'dog fighters club'. I wonder if there are such thing as ingame copyrights?
Title: Re: Rank
Post by: Major Biggles on August 15, 2011, 10:29:00 PM
As to the SCORES that are posted on the home page...if you do not like them, DO NOT READ THEM

Out

Oneway

I would love not to read them, hence my request to have them removed from the homepage. Simple enough or did you not follow?
Title: Re: Rank
Post by: ACE on August 15, 2011, 10:30:06 PM
ah....The Fewbs... never learn

tsk tsk
You better shape up your repersenting The Trainers.

My life long goal and sunbat just bit! Wooooo
Title: Re: Rank
Post by: MickDono on August 15, 2011, 10:33:23 PM
This is just a guy (that told me himself) that he and bruv had some issues, and after returning from his break, he is sore at seeing bruv being "congratulated" for being Number 1.  That is all.

/fact
Title: Re: Rank
Post by: grizz441 on August 15, 2011, 10:35:09 PM
Man, there's some bad blood between 71 Raf and The Few.  :lol
Title: Re: Rank
Post by: MickDono on August 15, 2011, 10:35:52 PM
Man, there's some bad blood between 71 Raf and The Few.  :lol

Apparently so  :rofl
Title: Re: Rank
Post by: Major Biggles on August 15, 2011, 10:38:03 PM
This is just a guy (that told me himself) that he and bruv had some issues, and after returning from his break, he is sore at seeing bruv being "congratulated" for being Number 1.  That is all.

/fact


Errrm, no.

Would you like to post our series of messages or should I? don't embarrass yourself now...
Title: Re: Rank
Post by: ACE on August 15, 2011, 10:39:19 PM
I hope we don't get mass reported..  :D
Title: Re: Rank
Post by: Major Biggles on August 15, 2011, 10:39:41 PM
Man, there's some bad blood between 71 Raf and The Few.  :lol


No, this isn't a squad thing, just a me thing. I think they're big dweebs and that they ruin the game. They've already completely ruined KOTH, so much so that I refuse to fly in it any more.

Bruv is the worst choice the CM corps have ever made...
Title: Re: Rank
Post by: SmokinLoon on August 15, 2011, 10:41:59 PM
ah....The Fewbs... never learn

tsk tsk

LOL!!!  the "Fewbs".  LOLOLOL!!!!    :rofl 
Title: Re: Rank
Post by: 68ZooM on August 15, 2011, 10:43:48 PM
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Title: Re: Rank
Post by: ACE on August 15, 2011, 10:50:28 PM
What's bruv do that's so bad lol?
Title: Re: Rank
Post by: LCADolby on August 15, 2011, 10:52:33 PM
Major Biggles I award you the 'Trolling so hard it's embarrasing to read award.  :aok

Some wierd irrational hatred because they have 3 letters tagged on the end for thier 2nd squad, you sound like ink...  :rolleyes:
Accusation about TheFew rears it's head again... Evidence show me the evidence; vids, recordings, actual quantifiable proof... Still yet to be produced, therefore any comment, rumour, or accusation is completely invalid.  :old:

On the discussion of Rank; I don't care, it's there and I like to look at it at the end of each day. Mainly pass over it on the way to look at my K/D :)
Title: Re: Rank
Post by: Shane on August 15, 2011, 10:54:12 PM
What's bruv do that's so bad lol?

sucked his way up some kind of leadership ladder?   :headscratch:


I keed. I have no dog in this fight... take it to the O'club.   :noid

Title: Re: Rank
Post by: Major Biggles on August 15, 2011, 10:54:48 PM
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That would be accurate, if it wasn't mainly me putting all these fewbies in their place on my own. It's more like clubbing heaps of baby seals with a crowbar, except more enjoyable, and with banter rather than blunt metal objects...
Title: Re: Rank
Post by: ACE on August 15, 2011, 10:55:35 PM
Idk shane he's Midways FPH is all I know.  
Title: Re: Rank
Post by: Major Biggles on August 15, 2011, 10:56:05 PM
On the discussion of Rank; I don't care, it's there and I like to look at it at the end of each day. Mainly pass over it on the way to look at my K/D :)


You and your ilk are what's wrong with this game...
Title: Re: Rank
Post by: Shane on August 15, 2011, 10:57:11 PM
Idk shane he's Midways FPH is all I know.  

sort of like some hose attachment for those hard to reach places?
Title: Re: Rank
Post by: oneway on August 15, 2011, 10:57:24 PM
I would love not to read them, hence my request to have them removed from the homepage. Simple enough or did you not follow?

Than DON'T

Its that simple, and its called personal responsibility...if you do not like something than DO NOT DO IT

Simple enough? NO ...did I follow? NO

Your request is exactly analogous to a drunk demanding that alcohol be outlawed to cure his alcoholism

This country is going to hell faster than I ever imagined

 :bhead

Title: Re: Rank
Post by: LCADolby on August 15, 2011, 10:58:38 PM

You and your ilk are what's wrong with this game...
Me and my ilk... Care to point out the flaws in my programming? I'm naming my squad DogFightersClub DFC in honour of your troll :)
Title: Re: Rank
Post by: ACE on August 15, 2011, 11:02:27 PM
Biggles wasn't loved as a young boy.  Or he drank American tea because we know how you guys are about that tea.  It taste like poo.  Sorry shida :p
Title: Re: Rank
Post by: Major Biggles on August 15, 2011, 11:03:29 PM
Than DON'T

Its that simple, and its called personal responsibility...if you do not like something than DO NOT DO IT

This country is going to hell faster than I ever imagined

 :bhead




Hard not to when it's the first thing that comes up when you type hitechcreations.com into your browser. I'm asking it to be moved entirely to the scores page, so you and your little intardnet friends can pat each others backs and suck various appendages in privacy. Personally I would rather not see it unless I go looking for an ego orgy... Thats just me though.
Title: Re: Rank
Post by: grizz441 on August 15, 2011, 11:04:05 PM
If you guys get this thread to 15 pages by tomorrow morning you will be ranked #1 in fastest bbs thread growth ever.
Title: Re: Rank
Post by: Major Biggles on August 15, 2011, 11:05:25 PM
Me and my ilk... Care to point out the flaws in my programming? I'm naming my squad DogFightersClub DFC in honour of your troll :)

So would that make you the ankle humper of the ankle humpers??? I'm confoosled  :confused:
Title: Re: Rank
Post by: Major Biggles on August 15, 2011, 11:07:27 PM
Biggles wasn't loved as a young boy.  Or he drank American tea because we know how you guys are about that tea.  It taste like poo.  Sorry shida :p

My psychologist friend says this is a commonly used insult by people that were themselves abused as children. Meh, I didn't say it...  :eek:
Title: Re: Rank
Post by: TonyJoey on August 15, 2011, 11:08:54 PM
 
Man, there's some bad blood  between 71 Raf and The Few.  :lol

Not enough dentists to go around.  :bolt:
Title: Re: Rank
Post by: oneway on August 15, 2011, 11:08:59 PM
I think I should post something to get this thread locked and myself banned to save the community, the nation and planet from this display of indignity and absurdity

Kind of like a Kamikaze pilot...

For the greater good of man...take one for the team

 :bolt:
Title: Re: Rank
Post by: ACE on August 15, 2011, 11:09:26 PM
I didn't say anything about abused.  You completley misread the Tea part :neener:
Title: Re: Rank
Post by: Major Biggles on August 15, 2011, 11:11:25 PM
I didn't say anything about abused.  You completley misread the Tea part :neener:


Well I have yet to try American tea although I'm sure it amounts to the same...
Title: Re: Rank
Post by: LCADolby on August 15, 2011, 11:13:11 PM
So would that make you the ankle humper of the ankle humpers??? I'm confoosled  :confused:
I don't ankle hump any single person or group of AH gamers. But some of you chaps get so worked up about 3 little letters and who used them first like kids in a playground, why not.
Call it a Troll of Trolls
Title: Re: Rank
Post by: ACE on August 15, 2011, 11:14:24 PM

Well I have yet to try American tea although I'm sure it amounts to the same...
/hijack.  How's the riots theystill going on /hijack
Title: Re: Rank
Post by: mechanic on August 15, 2011, 11:15:27 PM
Quote
...or a weak troll attempt either one you suck at it.


Amazingly without even mentioning any names he has single handedly drawn half a dozen or more Fewbs into the thread all waving their arms about franticaly shouting about how little they care whilst posting five times a minute to prove it. Seems like a pretty good troll effort.
Title: Re: Rank
Post by: Major Biggles on August 15, 2011, 11:17:44 PM
I don't ankle hump any single person or group of AH gamers. But some of you chaps get so worked up about 3 little letters and who used them first like kids in a playground, why not.
Call it a Troll of Trolls


OR, call it one dweeb who spends his life playing an online game, who feels sad about being turned down for a super uber awesome secret society of uber aces so starts his own rather weaker version full of score whoring dweebs in an effort to validate himself. I'd call that a fairly insightful and well informed argument.
Title: Re: Rank
Post by: ACE on August 15, 2011, 11:18:23 PM
Batfink you should put on a better face for the communtiy.  Your a trainer now..
Title: Re: Rank
Post by: Major Biggles on August 15, 2011, 11:21:05 PM

Amazingly without even mentioning any names he has single handedly drawn half a dozen or more Fewbs into the thread all waving their arms about franticaly shouting about how little they care whilst posting five times a minute to prove it. Seems like a pretty good troll effort.


Hook line and sinker doesn't quite cover it. I think my boat was just dragged under by a school of marauding Few fish.

If only getting rid of them was simple as tossing dynamite overboard..........
Title: Re: Rank
Post by: Major Biggles on August 15, 2011, 11:22:41 PM
/hijack.  How's the riots theystill going on /hijack


Good. We dealt with the bastards pretty quickly. We learned our lesson after that monstrously out of control tea party you chaps once had...


Must have been using poppies as seasoning...
Title: Re: Rank
Post by: Spikes on August 15, 2011, 11:24:07 PM
Ranks shows one thing: that they know how to pick, camp, milk run, and deliver troops when the odds are over-whelming in their favor.

That is 4 things.
Title: Re: Rank
Post by: M0nkey_Man on August 15, 2011, 11:24:46 PM
That is 4 things.
:rofl
Title: Re: Rank
Post by: perdue3 on August 15, 2011, 11:25:10 PM
That is 4 things.

Very true Spikes.
Title: Re: Rank
Post by: Major Biggles on August 15, 2011, 11:25:34 PM
Batfink you should put on a better face for the communtiy.  Your a trainer now..


Correct me if I'm wrong but Batfink has interjected with nothing but facts and observations, as I would expect a wise and humble trainer to do. He alone is a far better 'face of the community' than your rather shabby little 'squadron'. Somehow that word seems inadequate in describing a hording bunch of score padders  :noid
Title: Re: Rank
Post by: LCADolby on August 15, 2011, 11:29:12 PM

OR, call it one dweeb who spends his life playing an online game, who feels sad about being turned down for a super uber awesome secret society of uber aces so starts his own rather weaker version full of score whoring dweebs in an effort to validate himself. I'd call that a fairly insightful and well informed argument.

Your way off, but I expected that. I think this whole DFC nonsense is dweebery in itself. The fact your so petty, irrational and trolling, even fabricating happenings because of it, goes to show that 'you and your ilk' as you put it, are what's wrong with this game. I bow out of this, before you drive me to meth, your a waste of space, time and energy.
Get over those 3 letters; D, F and C will you  :ahand
Title: Re: Rank
Post by: Shane on August 15, 2011, 11:29:42 PM
I would like to remind poepl that "anklehump(er/ing)" is *my* invention (2002), glad to see it has survived and thrived in the AH lexicon.  :aok

and there's a backstory to it as applicable to AH.   :old:

http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/index.php/topic,281337.msg3548590/topicseen.html#msg3548590

 :noid

Title: Re: Rank
Post by: grizz441 on August 15, 2011, 11:30:24 PM
I would like to remind poepl that "anklehump(er/ing)" is *my* invention (2002), glad to see it has survived and thrived in the AH lexicon.  :aok

and there's a backstory to it as applicable to AH.   :old:

http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/index.php/topic,281337.msg3548590/topicseen.html#msg3548590

 :noid

That's...dare I say...legendary?  :noid
Title: Re: Rank
Post by: Shane on August 15, 2011, 11:35:28 PM
That's...dare I say...legendary?  :noid

the search knows all.     :old:

actually, i like to say, and you can use this  :aok  :

Teh Google knows all. Teh Wiki explains all. Teh YouTube shows all.   :noid

we're going for 15 pages right?

When it comes to smack, y'all are amateurs.  :bhead
Title: Re: Rank
Post by: 68ZooM on August 15, 2011, 11:38:11 PM
 :rofl  :rofl  Oh Gawd my sides are hurting, i think of something Witty when I'm done  :rofl  :rofl
Title: Re: Rank
Post by: Major Biggles on August 15, 2011, 11:39:10 PM
Teach me oh wise one! Not that I need teaching, these fewbies go after the slightest whiff of bait...
Title: Re: Rank
Post by: Shane on August 15, 2011, 11:45:21 PM
hordemonkey - june '02   :noid

and now working on weaksauce and lulz(ers).

 :aok
Title: Re: Rank
Post by: Major Biggles on August 15, 2011, 11:46:15 PM
That is, if they can smell the bait over the stench of their supremely squiffy, corrupt, crappy squadron...
Title: Re: Rank
Post by: Guppy35 on August 15, 2011, 11:50:50 PM
OK so the debate is whether 71 Squadron or the Few are the greatest ever?  Greatest whatever?  Who cares?

<crickets chirping>


Title: Re: Rank
Post by: PFactorDave on August 15, 2011, 11:57:09 PM
That is, if they can smell the bait over the stench of their supremely squiffy, corrupt, crappy squadron...

squiffy?

That's a new one for me, care to define it so I have a better understanding of what we're talking about?
Title: Re: Rank
Post by: Shane on August 15, 2011, 11:58:25 PM
squiffy?

That's a new one for me, care to define it so I have a better understanding of what we're talking about?

<smack>

http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/index.php/topic,318632.msg4146839.html#msg4146839
Title: Re: Rank
Post by: Major Biggles on August 15, 2011, 11:58:58 PM
OK so the debate is whether 71 Squadron or the Few are the greatest ever?  Greatest whatever?  Who cares?

<crickets chirping>





I think I speak for my whole squad when I say we have never claimed to be the best ever and don't really want to be. We just enjoy flying and messing around with each other. I do however disagree with the way the few conduct themselves in special events and other circumstances (let us not mention the duelling bracket thread). They are bad news.
Title: Re: Rank
Post by: JOACH1M on August 16, 2011, 12:00:31 AM
Why have I seen this thread till now!? LOL this is great!

Like my good friend says, "we are hated because we have or can do what others cannot" jealousy is TRULY an ugly thing.... :angel:
Title: Re: Rank
Post by: PFactorDave on August 16, 2011, 12:00:59 AM
squiffy [ˈskwɪfɪ]
adj -fier, -fiest
Brit informal slightly drunk Also squiffed

All is made clear.   :rofl
Title: Re: Rank
Post by: Major Biggles on August 16, 2011, 12:02:49 AM
squiffy [ˈskwɪfɪ]
adj -fier, -fiest
Brit informal slightly drunk Also squiffed

All is made clear.   :rofl

Squiffy also means something that is slightly 'off', and was my meaning in the word.
Title: Re: Rank
Post by: Major Biggles on August 16, 2011, 12:05:08 AM
Why have I seen this thread till now!? LOL this is great!

Like my good friend says, "we are hated because we have or can do what others cannot" jealousy is TRULY an ugly thing.... :angel:


Jealousy sort of implies you were first, which you certainly weren't... If anything it is Bruv's jealousy that prompted him to create a poor imitation, a dim reflection if you will, of 71 Sqn and the DFC, because we didn't want him.
Title: Re: Rank
Post by: JOACH1M on August 16, 2011, 12:07:24 AM

Jealousy sort of implies you were first, which you certainly weren't... If anything it is Bruv's jealousy that prompted him to create a poor imitation, a dim reflection if you will, of 71 Sqn and the DFC, because we didn't want him.
Lol tell me this, if the old DFC was so great why did they fall apart? Where did they go? 
Title: Re: Rank
Post by: JunkyII on August 16, 2011, 12:08:27 AM

Amazingly without even mentioning any names he has single handedly drawn half a dozen or more Fewbs into the thread all waving their arms about franticaly shouting about how little they care whilst posting five times a minute to prove it. Seems like a pretty good troll effort.
I was thinking the same thing, wtg on the trainer spot Batty :salute


I think I speak for my whole squad when I say we have never claimed to be the best ever and don't really want to be. We just enjoy flying and messing around with each other. I do however disagree with the way the few conduct themselves in special events and other circumstances (let us not mention the duelling bracket thread). They are bad news.
Awesome squad to fly with during the day for Americans....normally it's a bunch of brits drunk shoooting at things :rock
Why have I seen this thread till now!? LOL this is great!

Like my good friend says, "we are hated because we have or can do what others cannot" jealousy is TRULY an ugly thing.... :angel:
I personally have seen many other squads get to the ability The Few has now...but they did it with one wing, BKs back in the day could ruin furballs just because people were tired of getting killed....Seen Pawz and Lazer take on entire hordes in P38s...Your not the best that has ever been and Im sure better will come.(Pawz did it without talking smack on the bbs)
Title: Re: Rank
Post by: JOACH1M on August 16, 2011, 12:11:25 AM
.Your not the best that has ever been and Im sure better will come.(Pawz did it without talking smack on the bbs)
If I'm coming off as "I'm the best player ingame" sorry, Im far from being even close to the top 20
Title: Re: Rank
Post by: JunkyII on August 16, 2011, 12:14:03 AM
If I'm coming off as "I'm the best player ingame" sorry, Im far from being even close to the top 20
It's not just you, most of the DFC section of the Few come off that way with most of their posts.....might just be an accident but it definately reads cocky
Title: Re: Rank
Post by: JOACH1M on August 16, 2011, 12:17:32 AM
It's not just you, most of the DFC section of the Few come off that way with most of their posts.....might just be an accident but it definately reads cocky
Ok I hear you  :salute



Now back to my question what happened to the old DFC, where did they go?
Title: Re: Rank
Post by: JunkyII on August 16, 2011, 12:19:04 AM
Ok I hear you  :salute



Now back to my question what happened to the old DFC, where did they go?
From what I understand it technically didn't go away or anything....it was kinda like the 1v1 groups that would get together in the DA, just fell off a bit
Title: Re: Rank
Post by: Major Biggles on August 16, 2011, 12:19:13 AM
If I'm coming off as "I'm the best player ingame" sorry, Im far from being even close to the top 20


The fact that you think of yourself in terms of how good you are vs the rest and rate yourself, top 20 or not, is what is wrong with your squad. You've all been taught that BS by your fairly lacking leadership.

And now the DFC. The real one.

The fact is I can't really talk about it. But it's not dead. It's just made up of those who we invited that were deemed to be a positive influence on the community, those that don't boast about being invited to join a group of likeminded individuals. It was never about 'who's the best stick?'. We are slowly but surely teaching people what it means to be a fun, engaging and popular member of this wonderful community. I do apologise for you, in that your hopes of being that sort of member have been crushed by the tuition of your super uber elite skwad...
Title: Re: Rank
Post by: DrBone1 on August 16, 2011, 12:20:24 AM
:rofl You guys take stuff so serious its unreal. Glad I could get a few laughs before bed. This was no chest thumping biggles made a disrespectful statement without proof and yet this proof has yet to be provided i might add. We dont worry ourselves about being the best we just do what we are best at whether those of you agree how we roll or not it wont change how we fly as a unit. I hope you find the way to understanding we dont care what opinion you have of us. If you are going to accuse us of something atleast have proof is all that we ask.
Title: Re: Rank
Post by: JOACH1M on August 16, 2011, 12:22:08 AM

The fact that you think of yourself in terms of how good you are vs the rest and rate yourself, top 20 or not, is what is wrong with your squad. You've all been taught that BS by your fairly lacking leadership.

And now the DFC. The real one.

The fact is I can't really talk about it. But it's not dead. It's just made up of those who we invited that were deemed to be a positive influence on the community, those that don't boast about being invited to join a group of likeminded individuals. It was never about 'who's the best stick?'. We are slowly but surely teaching people what it means to be a fun, engaging and popular member of this wonderful community. I do apologise for you, in that your hopes of being that sort of member have been crushed by the tuition of your super uber elite skwad...
I threw up in my mouth from the stink of that BS
Title: Re: Rank
Post by: oneway on August 16, 2011, 12:22:16 AM
HiJack

DrBone...

Need you to fly a TBolt for me this Saturday...

see: http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/index.php/topic,318643.msg4146719.html#msg4146719

Bring friends...

 :aok
Title: Re: Rank
Post by: Major Biggles on August 16, 2011, 12:23:11 AM
:rofl You guys take stuff so serious its unreal. Glad I could get a few laughs before bed. This was no chest thumping biggles made a disrespectful statement without proof and yet this proof has yet to be provided i might add. We dont worry ourselves about being the best we just do what we are best at whether those of you agree how we roll or not it wont change how we fly as a unit. I hope you find the way to understanding we dont care what opinion you have of us. If you are going to accuse us of something atleast have proof is all that we ask.

You were caught cheating at KOTH, this isn't an accusation but a fact. And the whole duelling bracket situation was LAUGHABLE...
Title: Re: Rank
Post by: JOACH1M on August 16, 2011, 12:23:21 AM
HiJack

DrBone...

Need you to fly a TBolt for me this Saturday...

see: http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/index.php/topic,318643.msg4146719.html#msg4146719

Bring friends...

 :aok
Can I fly one with him also?
Title: Re: Rank
Post by: JunkyII on August 16, 2011, 12:24:11 AM
:rofl You guys take stuff so serious its unreal. Glad I could get a few laughs before bed. This was no chest thumping biggles made a disrespectful statement without proof and yet this proof has yet to be provided i might add. We dont worry ourselves about being the best we just do what we are best at whether those of you agree how we roll or not it wont change how we fly as a unit. I hope you find the way to understanding we dont care what opinion you have of us. If you are going to accuse us of something atleast have proof is all that we ask.
If I had "my" computer here in Afghanistan I could send film of a second person using your account........

Pretty sure Hitech frowns upon that.....

like Father, like Son?.....
Title: Re: Rank
Post by: JOACH1M on August 16, 2011, 12:24:21 AM
You were caught cheating at KOTH, this isn't an accusation but a fact. And the whole duelling bracket situation was LAUGHABLE...
Prove it bonggles!
Title: Re: Rank
Post by: Major Biggles on August 16, 2011, 12:24:45 AM
I threw up in my mouth from the stink of that BS

Good to know some of my wisdom is getting through to you!
Title: Re: Rank
Post by: DrBone1 on August 16, 2011, 12:25:04 AM
You were caught cheating at KOTH, this isn't an accusation but a fact. And the whole duelling bracket situation was LAUGHABLE...
It is no fact unless proof has been shown so all can see. I rest my case until proof can be shown.   :rolleyes:
Title: Re: Rank
Post by: Major Biggles on August 16, 2011, 12:26:21 AM
Prove it bonggles!


Oh come on. We all know it to be true. You just make yourselves look worse by denying it... Some of you even admitted to doing it!!! The whole point is we can't post films as evidence because you tools have been using that POS teamspeak crap, it doesn't show up on film! If I was HTC/the CM corps I'd ban it's use outright.
Title: Re: Rank
Post by: DrBone1 on August 16, 2011, 12:26:52 AM
If I had "my" computer here in Afghanistan I could send film of a second person using your account........

Pretty sure Hitech frowns upon that.....

like Father, like Son?.....
:rofl good old Junky still at the lame tactics. Whenever you do and I will remind you to send the film and even post it here you have no proof nor does anybody else which is why I rest my case until a film is provided.  :rolleyes:
Title: Re: Rank
Post by: DrBone1 on August 16, 2011, 12:28:02 AM
HiJack

DrBone...

Need you to fly a TBolt for me this Saturday...

see: http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/index.php/topic,318643.msg4146719.html#msg4146719

Bring friends...

 :aok
I will see how many of the guys will be on looks fun OneWay!  :salute
Title: Re: Rank
Post by: JOACH1M on August 16, 2011, 12:28:42 AM

Oh come on. We all know it to be true. You just make yourselves look worse by denying it... Some of you even admitted to doing it!!!
 :huh nobody has PROOF of us cheating in koth :rolleyes:


Please post who said they "admitted to it"
Title: Re: Rank
Post by: PFactorDave on August 16, 2011, 12:28:59 AM
I really need that popcorn emoticon...   This is better then the drivel on TV this time of night...
Title: Re: Rank
Post by: Major Biggles on August 16, 2011, 12:29:41 AM
:rofl good old Junky still at the lame tactics. Whenever you do and I will remind you to send the film and even post it here you have no proof nor does anybody else which is why I rest my case until a film is provided.  :rolleyes:


Lol, a few member accusing a good guy of lame tactics!  :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl
Title: Re: Rank
Post by: Major Biggles on August 16, 2011, 12:30:37 AM
 :huh nobody has PROOF of us cheating in koth :rolleyes:


Please post who said they "admitted to it"


JUST. STOP. DIGGING.
Title: Re: Rank
Post by: JunkyII on August 16, 2011, 12:31:05 AM
:rofl good old Junky still at the lame tactics. Whenever you do and I will remind you to send the film and even post it here you have no proof nor does anybody else which is why I rest my case until a film is provided.  :rolleyes:
Well the person would have to come on during the day.....when the DrBone who can't fly plays, then come on later on toward the night when the Bone that can fly plays :aok

Thats a lot of work for some cheapskates :aok
Title: Re: Rank
Post by: JOACH1M on August 16, 2011, 12:32:33 AM

JUST. STOP. DIGGING.
Proving my point. Nobody has proof of it end of story. Just more rumors, started by whom are jealous
Title: Re: Rank
Post by: Plawranc on August 16, 2011, 12:32:38 AM
Ok, now this is ridiculous.

I am a LOYAL MEMBER of 71 SQN RAF, and a good Friend to the pilots of the DFC and Few. And this is rather stupid.

I like both SQN's. They are the highest concentration of both funny guys and talented pilots, most of them one and the same. This arguing is pointless. I know that there is a bit of gunfire between us both but to be brutally honest, neither of us will be the better squadron if we sink to this level.

Why don't we all just chill. We are all Spitdweebs together for goodness sakes.
Title: Re: Rank
Post by: DrBone1 on August 16, 2011, 12:33:21 AM
Well the person would have to come on during the day.....when the DrBone who can't fly plays, then come on later on toward the night when the Bone that can fly plays :aok

Thats a lot of work for some cheapskates :aok
More dribble with no proof ohh and yes my uncle does fly on my account.  :bhead duh!
Title: Re: Rank
Post by: DrBone1 on August 16, 2011, 12:34:13 AM
Ok, now this is ridiculous.

I am a LOYAL MEMBER of 71 SQN RAF, and a good Friend to the pilots of the DFC and Few. And this is rather stupid.

I like both SQN's. They are the highest concentration of both funny guys and talented pilots, most of them one and the same. This arguing is pointless. I know that there is a bit of gunfire between us both but to be brutally honest, neither of us will be the better squadron if we sink to this level.

Why don't we all just chill. We are all Spitdweebs together for goodness sakes.
Only had a prob with a few of the 71 members other than that I have nothing but respect for the 71RAF.  :salute
Title: Re: Rank
Post by: Beefcake on August 16, 2011, 12:34:19 AM
*pushes up a little hot dog cart*

Hot Dogs!

Get your hot dogs here!

Cold Sodas!

Popcorn!

Get your popcorn here!

You sir what can I get you?

Title: Re: Rank
Post by: Plawranc on August 16, 2011, 12:34:51 AM
Beefcake you owe me a keyboard you baastard  :rofl
Title: Re: Rank
Post by: TonyJoey on August 16, 2011, 12:35:01 AM
Just call me Maverick.  :airplane:
Title: Re: Rank
Post by: JOACH1M on August 16, 2011, 12:35:22 AM
Well the person would have to come on during the day.....when the DrBone who can't fly plays, then come on later on toward the night when the Bone that can fly plays :aok

Thats a lot of work for some cheapskates :aok
You do know his uncle plays on his account right?
Ok, now this is ridiculous.

I am a LOYAL MEMBER of 71 SQN RAF, and a good Friend to the pilots of the DFC and Few. And this is rather stupid.

I like both SQN's. They are the highest concentration of both funny guys and talented pilots, most of them one and the same. This arguing is pointless. I know that there is a bit of gunfire between us both but to be brutally honest, neither of us will be the better squadron if we sink to this level.

Why don't we all just chill. We are all Spitdweebs together for goodness sakes.
<3 you pacman  :)
Title: Re: Rank
Post by: JunkyII on August 16, 2011, 12:35:47 AM
More dribble with no proof ohh and yes my uncle does fly on my account.  :bhead duh!
PROOF!!!

I call down Hitech to BAN THIS MAN!!!!!!!!!

Ok, now this is ridiculous.

I am a LOYAL MEMBER of 71 SQN RAF, and a good Friend to the pilots of the DFC and Few. And this is rather stupid.

I like both SQN's. They are the highest concentration of both funny guys and talented pilots, most of them one and the same. This arguing is pointless. I know that there is a bit of gunfire between us both but to be brutally honest, neither of us will be the better squadron if we sink to this level.

Why don't we all just chill. We are all Spitdweebs together for goodness sakes.
shhh stop ruining fun little one
Title: Re: Rank
Post by: Beefcake on August 16, 2011, 12:36:21 AM
Beefcake you owe me a keyboard you baastard  :rofl

One keyboard coming right up sir! Would you like it with sticky soda or not?
Title: Re: Rank
Post by: JunkyII on August 16, 2011, 12:36:45 AM
You do know his uncle plays on his account right?<3 you pacman  :)
My understanding is that 2 people can't share 1 account....BAN THIS MAN!!!!!
Title: Re: Rank
Post by: JOACH1M on August 16, 2011, 12:36:56 AM
PROOF!!!

I call down Hitech to BAN THIS MAN!!!!!!!!!

:rofl you have to be joking...
Title: Re: Rank
Post by: DrBone1 on August 16, 2011, 12:37:18 AM
 :rofl you are such a tard.
Title: Re: Rank
Post by: Plawranc on August 16, 2011, 12:37:38 AM
Yes Please Beef,

oh and Junky, this IS fun, For me I get to see people be tools, come off as a nice guy, and then watch me fail and the fight continue while laughing my butt off. This is just warming up.
Title: Re: Rank
Post by: JunkyII on August 16, 2011, 12:38:21 AM
:rofl you are such a tard.
Nope Im on KP in afghanistan bored out of my mind :D
Title: Re: Rank
Post by: Vudu15 on August 16, 2011, 12:38:40 AM
I just dive into 30+ bad guys with a D3A, Im just that badA&^  :D
Title: Re: Rank
Post by: JOACH1M on August 16, 2011, 12:38:45 AM
My understanding is that 2 people can't share 1 account....BAN THIS MAN!!!!!
O my gosh! Maybe I should pull out my to films of krupnski and amaze playing on 1 account!! Amaze even says he is playing on Krups account too!!!  :eek:


Ya... ASC3ND, that's the name
Title: Re: Rank
Post by: DrBone1 on August 16, 2011, 12:39:50 AM
Nope Im on KP in afghanistan bored out of my mind :D
It is good to see you active on the BBS hooking some seals  :bhead Hope all is well  :salute
Title: Re: Rank
Post by: Major Biggles on August 16, 2011, 12:40:59 AM
Ok, now this is ridiculous.

I am a LOYAL MEMBER of 71 SQN RAF, and a good Friend to the pilots of the DFC and Few. And this is rather stupid.

I like both SQN's. They are the highest concentration of both funny guys and talented pilots, most of them one and the same. This arguing is pointless. I know that there is a bit of gunfire between us both but to be brutally honest, neither of us will be the better squadron if we sink to this level.

Why don't we all just chill. We are all Spitdweebs together for goodness sakes.

Calm down dear. I'm merely showing the few to be the cheating, dishonourable scoundrels they are...
Title: Re: Rank
Post by: JunkyII on August 16, 2011, 12:41:19 AM
O my gosh! Maybe I should pull out my to films of krupnski and amaze playing on 1 account!! Amaze even says he is playing on Krups account too!!!  :eek:
I care not...Krup left me for AoM..... :cry
Title: Re: Rank
Post by: Major Biggles on August 16, 2011, 12:42:10 AM
It is good to see you active on the BBS hooking some seals  :bhead Hope all is well  :salute

Says the walrus with a harpoon through it's neck...
Title: Re: Rank
Post by: PFactorDave on August 16, 2011, 12:42:21 AM
This is slowing down a bit...  You gents won't make the 15 page requirement for Legendary Thread status unless you pick up the pace a bit.

I would try to say something inflammatory, but I doubt anyone cares what I think about much of anything...
Title: Re: Rank
Post by: JOACH1M on August 16, 2011, 12:42:45 AM
I care not...Krup left me for AoM..... :cry
Ya thats too bad...no offense seeing as u and krup got along very well on the pigs why would he leave you?
Title: Re: Rank
Post by: DrBone1 on August 16, 2011, 12:43:25 AM
The almighty 2v2 Aces are now no more.
Title: Re: Rank
Post by: JunkyII on August 16, 2011, 12:43:40 AM
Says the walrus with a harpoon through it's neck...
:rofl :rofl :rofl


Need AoM in here to speed this up a bit.....AoM<JunkyII
Title: Re: Rank
Post by: JOACH1M on August 16, 2011, 12:43:56 AM
Calm down dear. I'm merely showing the few to be the cheating, dishonourable scoundrels they are...
This will be my last post in this thread.


Please provide proof
Title: Re: Rank
Post by: Major Biggles on August 16, 2011, 12:44:55 AM
This is slowing down a bit...  You gents won't make the 15 page requirement for Legendary Thread status unless you pick up the pace a bit.

I would try to say something inflammatory, but I doubt anyone cares what I think about much of anything...


No, we don't.
Title: Re: Rank
Post by: DrBone1 on August 16, 2011, 12:45:07 AM
Says the walrus with a harpoon through it's neck...
Its good to see that you are still eating my bait also Biggles. Leave it be for you do not want to show anymore ignorance.  :salute
Title: Re: Rank
Post by: PFactorDave on August 16, 2011, 12:45:59 AM

No, we don't.

I didn't think so, but at least you quoted me!   :D
Title: Re: Rank
Post by: Major Biggles on August 16, 2011, 12:48:42 AM
This will be my last post in this thread.


Please provide proof


Let's be honest? No it won't. Mainly because, for lack of a better phrase (damn you shane!) you are the epitome of a 'slobberdonkey', one of many in your cheating squadron. Post proof? I don't need to, the issue was already discussed and your pathetic squad laughed it off. You and your lame-ass squad suck southern right whale testicles. Those big mouths sure help!
Title: Re: Rank
Post by: Major Biggles on August 16, 2011, 12:49:23 AM
I didn't think so, but at least you quoted me!   :D

I can see now that was a mistake.......   :P
Title: Re: Rank
Post by: JunkyII on August 16, 2011, 12:49:36 AM
Ya thats too bad...no offense seeing as u and krup got along very well on the pigs why would he leave you?
The almighty 2v2 Aces are now no more.
Krup departed the squad shortly after I closed my account for the time I would be in this god forsaken country so I don't know. He has a lot of friends in the muppets, Ardy, Billy both former pigs and the other 2 to the orginal 3rd wing for POTW......

We only won 2 matchs....The best was J0ker and Bosco...hearing him cry was awesome
Title: Re: Rank
Post by: Major Biggles on August 16, 2011, 12:50:31 AM
Its good to see that you are still eating my bait also Biggles. Leave it be for you do not want to show anymore ignorance.  :salute

You wouldn't know how to fish if your grandpa was standing over you helping...
Title: Re: Rank
Post by: DrBone1 on August 16, 2011, 12:51:13 AM
Joachim he has obviously suffered sever ownage in the MA recently or possibly DA this is just my opinion but let us leave him be to cry in the corner like a child.  :salute To those that made this thread fun! DFC! :rock
Title: Re: Rank
Post by: Major Biggles on August 16, 2011, 12:58:52 AM
Joachim he has obviously suffered sever ownage in the MA recently or possibly DA this is just my opinion but let us leave him be to cry in the corner like a child.  :salute To those that made this thread fun! DFC! :rock

You're right, it's all coming back to me.........

There I was, low, slow and outnumbered, but holding my own against wave after wave of dweebs, when low and behold the skies darkened above me, 5, no 7, no 12 tempests all diving down to gang me! <claps>.

God you guys are so awesome. Can I PLEASE be a fewtard, a fewb, a fewbie or whatever you awesome doods refer to your majestic knightly order as?
Title: Re: Rank
Post by: ink on August 16, 2011, 12:59:52 AM
damn you biggles...I liked seeing my name it bones sig made me feel all special :x
Title: Re: Rank
Post by: LCADolby on August 16, 2011, 01:02:11 AM
*pushes up a little hot dog cart*

Hot Dogs!

Get your hot dogs here!

Cold Sodas!

Popcorn!

Get your popcorn here!

You sir what can I get you?


Urgh yeah, can I get a strong laxative for Major Biggles, because unfortunately... He's full of it.
Title: Re: Rank
Post by: kilo2 on August 16, 2011, 01:04:36 AM
Urgh yeah, can I get a strong laxative for Major Biggles, because unfortunately... He's full of it.

Yeah not really...
Title: Re: Rank
Post by: Major Biggles on August 16, 2011, 01:04:44 AM
See Rule #4
Title: Re: Rank
Post by: ink on August 16, 2011, 01:06:39 AM
Haw Haw.

My life is now complete... I have irritated DrBonehead so much that he has had to reply by permanently placing me in his signature because his banter meter has run dry. Not that it was full to start with... Bruv, you teach your boys to scorepotato and chat sh*t but not to reply to honest criticism and solid dweeb bashing. Shame on you...

 :D

oh how I love this game.
Title: Re: Rank
Post by: Major Biggles on August 16, 2011, 01:07:06 AM
See Rule #4
Title: Re: Rank
Post by: kilo2 on August 16, 2011, 01:09:21 AM
See Rule #4
Title: Re: Rank
Post by: Slash27 on August 16, 2011, 01:14:17 AM
*pushes up a little hot dog cart*

Hot Dogs!

Get your hot dogs here!

Cold Sodas!

Popcorn!

Get your popcorn here!

You sir what can I get you?


Give me a diablo sandwich, a Dr. Pepper, and make it quick, I'm in a cod-damn hurry.
Title: Re: Rank
Post by: BaldEagl on August 16, 2011, 01:15:06 AM
Next to flying I love a train wreck.  Have you guys seen Unstoppable?
Title: Re: Rank
Post by: Major Biggles on August 16, 2011, 01:15:55 AM
See Rule #4
Title: Re: Rank
Post by: Major Biggles on August 16, 2011, 01:18:43 AM
See Rule #4
Title: Re: Rank
Post by: Debrody on August 16, 2011, 01:23:54 AM
Huh, the actual mud-wrestling show?
Its only the morning here. My day is already made  :rofl
Title: Re: Rank
Post by: phatzo on August 16, 2011, 02:00:43 AM
Huh, the actual mud-wrestling show?
Its only the morning here. My day is already made  :rofl
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q6qDnlAbxUw
enjoy
Title: Re: Rank
Post by: Gemini on August 16, 2011, 02:07:28 AM
Calm down dear. I'm merely showing the few to be the cheating, dishonourable scoundrels they are...

Certainly am not.

Modify: Foolishly I had not read the first page of this thread until now, so my reply was not informed. Now that I am informed however, I will bow out gracefully from here on.

Have fun all :lol
Title: Re: Rank
Post by: Ardy123 on August 16, 2011, 03:20:56 AM
O my gosh! Maybe I should pull out my to films of krupnski and amaze playing on 1 account!! Amaze even says he is playing on Krups account too!!!  :eek:


Ya... ASC3ND, that's the name

they may seem like minor differences but the difference is huge!
(http://s3.amazonaws.com/theoatmeal-img/comics/minor_differences4/shirt1.png)
(http://s3.amazonaws.com/theoatmeal-img/comics/minor_differences4/shirt2.png)
Title: Re: Rank
Post by: coombz on August 16, 2011, 03:25:33 AM
I would like to see these films of KoTH cheating :old:

bring on the drama!
 
edit: wow i just looked back a couple of pages...someone has a serious grudge. what the hell did you guys do to him/his squad?!?
Title: Re: Rank
Post by: Ardy123 on August 16, 2011, 03:41:34 AM
oh c'on coomz you didn't think the comic was funny?
Title: Re: Rank
Post by: coombz on August 16, 2011, 03:51:00 AM
I hadn't really looked - I guess it's kinda funny, is there a context behind it's appearance in this thread that I'm missing or is it just a random insertion of humour into an otherwise terribly serious thread? :)

I am really keen to know what The Few did to piss off the 71st so much  :old:  It must be something pretty bad. Notwithstanding Biggles ranting I have seen other evidence that there is a huge grudge held for some reason and I think for the entertainment value of the community all the drama should be out in the open :aok
Title: Re: Rank
Post by: Ardy123 on August 16, 2011, 03:58:04 AM
I hadn't really looked - I guess it's kinda funny, is there a context behind it's appearance in this thread that I'm missing or is it just a random insertion of humour into an otherwise terribly serious thread? :)

I am really keen to know what The Few did to piss off the 71st so much  :old:  It must be something pretty bad. Notwithstanding Biggles ranting I have seen other evidence that there is a huge grudge held for some reason and I think for the entertainment value of the community all the drama should be out in the open :aok


Well I wanted an excuse to show it, and Joac1m gave me an opportunity.  I figured a little jokes to derail the o-so-serious thread would prevent the potential onslaught of nasty PMs I'm guessing is flying behind the scene..
Title: Re: Rank
Post by: coombz on August 16, 2011, 04:19:29 AM
hmm I didn't see what JockyM did, and I'm not falling for your cunning trick to try and get me to go back and read more of the bile and rage that is overflowing from this thread ;>

I think until I see these famous films of KoTH cheating I'm going to assume that this 'beef' is just nerd rage prompted by some 71st dudes being beaten by some of the younger members of the Few (like the mouthy colonials with the AoM ® custom cockpits).  I can dig it. No one likes a bad winner...

and they have bad grammar and punctuation too  :furious which is an even worse crime to my mind.

Someone writing massive whine post about the Few :banana:

We are a bunch of Bott boys would suffice  :old:

Title: Re: Rank
Post by: pervert on August 16, 2011, 05:23:53 AM
You're right, it's all coming back to me.........

There I was, low, slow and outnumbered, but holding my own against wave after wave of dweebs, when low and behold the skies darkened above me, 5, no 7, no 12 tempests all diving down to gang me! <claps>.

God you guys are so awesome. Can I PLEASE be a fewtard, a fewb, a fewbie or whatever you awesome doods refer to your majestic knightly order as?

In all seriousness although I do like the 71st and I would consider Bat a friend, I have to say its pointless trying to make out your squad is any different to any other in the game or point out others flaws.

Most in 71st fly around in hoing ganging, setting up bases to vulch for score etc. I have personally been ganged by 5+ of your squad finishing with a good old HO this happens frequently enough for me to consider it a prefared style of gameplay within your squad, so why come on here and denouce another squad for things your own squad does?  :headscratch:

We don't really know who you are or why you are so angry? What happened that you wrote this thread Biggles?  :salute
Title: Re: Rank
Post by: Bruv119 on August 16, 2011, 05:29:12 AM
what perv said really,  

I wouldn't throw stones in glass houses.   Or listen to Batfink's conspiracies whilst smoking and drinking.    ;)

Now for leadership I can't fix another players squadron but get in game,  get them to do something TOGETHER and try and put a  British - American slant on it.
Title: Re: Rank
Post by: JunkyII on August 16, 2011, 05:42:24 AM
When it gets brought up a lot.....its most likely true....even without proof :bolt:
Title: Re: Rank
Post by: coombz on August 16, 2011, 05:46:32 AM
When it gets brought up a lot.....its most likely true....even without proof :bolt:

I have films of the 71st playing soggy biscuit :old:

I'm going to mention this in every thread they post in (but never provide the actual film)
Title: Re: Rank
Post by: Bruv119 on August 16, 2011, 05:59:48 AM
biggles also made some disparaging remarks about some stuff that I would like to clarify,  

Steffk, Buffer and pooface (biggles)   did help answer several of my noobish questions when I first came to AH,   I never asked to join their squadron and vice versa.   There was one day when Some of the 71st guys were on the ground in GV's attempting to capture a base when a long standing member asked for a spitfire V sweep.   He was very displeased when he was told that they were capturing a base.  This must have caused some sort of internal strife that we weren't aware of and we must have been identified as the root of the problem.  My memory is a little hazy but I think we thought that we had better leave them to it and swap out of knightland.  

Since then the only times we have butt heads is over British recruits and Kazaa's virtuoso flying displays.   I'm sure Bat would love to add to that summary but I do get tired of a one way dialogue that always puts us in a bad light when all we have done is built a squad that apparently tries too hard.   We laugh and joke just like any other and this portrayal of us being spotty, unemployed nerds with bad teeth really is in your imagination.
Title: Re: Rank
Post by: Beefcake on August 16, 2011, 06:01:44 AM
I knew all those times I HO-ed people in my B25, bombed towns and FH's in my B17, and dive bombed tanks with a B29 would come back to haunt me.

Oh by the way it's 71 Squadron not the 71st, some of my squaddies tend to get bit irate if you say 71st Squadron.  :rofl


In all seriousness I don't think most of the 71 Sqn really care about what's going on here so please don't assume everyone has a grudge or is mad at The Few. Don't get me wrong I'll stand up for my squad mate but it's just that this thread has REALLY gone off the rails and into territory that I don't like to get involved in.

Personally I have nothing against The Few and I've enjoyed flying along side them in scenarios and in MA battles and have no problems doing so in the future. I'm just in it to have fun....and be a dweeb.
Title: Re: Rank
Post by: JunkyII on August 16, 2011, 06:04:18 AM
I have films of the 71st playing soggy biscuit :old:

I'm going to mention this in every thread they post in (but never provide the actual film)
Vtards support Nambla!!!! I'm going to put this in every thread now too
Title: Re: Rank
Post by: coombz on August 16, 2011, 06:08:44 AM
Vtards support Nambla!!!! I'm going to put this in every thread now too

you're just jealous because they have more 'mature' friends than you  :neener:

(or is it young friends they have more of?? eek  :uhoh )
Title: Re: Rank
Post by: Bruv119 on August 16, 2011, 06:09:45 AM
I knew all those times I HO-ed people in my B25, bombed towns and FH's in my B17, and dive bombed tanks with a B29 would come back to haunt me.

Oh by the way it's 71 Squadron not the 71st, some of my squaddies tend to get bit irate if you say 71st Squadron.  :rofl


In all seriousness I don't think most of the 71 Sqn really care about what's going on here so please don't assume everyone has a grudge or is mad at The Few. Don't get me wrong I'll stand up for my squad mate but it's just that this thread has REALLY gone off the rails and into territory that I don't like to get involved in.

Personally I have nothing against The Few and I've enjoyed flying along side them in scenarios and in MA battles and have no problems doing so in the future. I'm just in it to have fun....and be a dweeb.

 
I wholeheartedly agree with you beefcake and I don't hold anything against one group of individuals on the say so of one or two mis-informed people.   That goes for everyone, even the muppets!
Title: Re: Rank
Post by: SunBat on August 16, 2011, 06:11:13 AM

You and your ilk are what's wrong with this game...

Nice use of "ilk."
Title: Re: Rank
Post by: JunkyII on August 16, 2011, 06:11:43 AM
you're just jealous because they have more 'mature' friends than you  :neener:

(or is it young friends they have more of?? eek  :uhoh )
I don't have friends :cry
Title: Re: Rank
Post by: coombz on August 16, 2011, 06:12:49 AM
I still want to see the films of cheating so we can make the naughty kids sit on zack's lap as punishment :D

Seriously though

post the films  :rock
Title: Re: Rank
Post by: PJ_Godzilla on August 16, 2011, 06:33:54 AM
Vtards support Nambla!!!! I'm going to put this in every thread now too

Yes, I heard that about them - that, in fact, they are the AH presence of NAMBLA. If we keep repeating this, it's likely to be assumed true by a specific contingent. As for any vTards reading, I'd just ask, "when you engage in NAMBLA-sponsored activities, do you stop and think about the impact your actions will have on those boy's lives?"

I see we've both read Goebbels bit about the Big Lie.

Otherwise, this thread needs to rawk awn to it's inevitably bloody conclusion.
Title: Re: Rank
Post by: ACE on August 16, 2011, 07:21:56 AM
All we need is SkyRock to make this thread pwn!
Title: Re: Rank
Post by: HawkerMKII on August 16, 2011, 07:33:06 AM
I really need that popcorn emoticon...   This is better then the drivel on TV this time of night...

me too, cuz this thread soon to be(http://img88.imageshack.us/img88/6729/lockod.jpg)
Title: Re: Rank
Post by: ozrocker on August 16, 2011, 07:35:25 AM
The bait is strong here



                                                                                                                       :bolt: Oz
Title: Re: Rank
Post by: TonyJoey on August 16, 2011, 07:40:08 AM
Could...we...go...all...the.. .way? :banana:
Title: Re: Rank
Post by: PJ_Godzilla on August 16, 2011, 07:41:08 AM
The bait is strong here



                                                                                                                       :bolt: Oz

Right. It's kind of like when a dog piddles on the carpet. You can clean it up. If you do a really swell job, you won't even be able to see it. However, every dog that comes in the house from then on will sniff, sniff, sniff his way right to that spot, raise a leg, and find blessed relief in contributing his own ammonia-stinking vile stream to the waiting carpet.
Title: Re: Rank
Post by: fudgums on August 16, 2011, 07:45:07 AM
less than 12 hours later...14 pages  :rofl :rofl
Title: Re: Rank
Post by: dirtdart on August 16, 2011, 08:03:09 AM
OK... so we have gone through:

1.  Cheating.
2.  Flamebaiting.
3.  Affiliating a squad with pedophilia.

Stay Classy.  

If there are any recordings / film / text logs etc... of The Few cheating in KOTH or any event supervised by a AH CM, send them to ROC or directly to HTC.  If this happened, I will leave The Few immediately.  I would support censure of the squad.  Otherwise, I consider this the moral equivalent to anything to do with "skyrock".  Prove it or drop it.  A little help from the MODs would be nice.  I got banned for a week for starting a discussion about a bumper sticker I saw that said "puppy mills are protected by the constitution".  Talking puppy mills is not as severe as continuously accusing a squad of cheating, since the TOC.

Anyone who attended KOTH Friday night could see that regardless of who is in the air, some guys are on it , some guys are off.  The fact that there are a couple of sticks that can probably win or rabbit in KOTH at will is a fact some of you should absorb.  I personally am not one of them, I just receive the taters/hispanos and realize I am nowhere near that level.  

<S> 71 RAF


Late edit.... IN
Title: Re: Rank
Post by: grizz441 on August 16, 2011, 08:10:02 AM
It's morning and you made it to 14 pages, very good effort for the fastest growing bbs thread in a 12 hour period of all time, but to be #1 you needed 15 pages.  You will have to settle for #2.  Great effort though, now you can go for the fastest growing bbs thread of all time in a 24 hour period by hitting 25 pages by 8 o clock tonight.  Good luck.  I know with the right combination of ACE 5 posts/min, DrBone emoticons, and Joach1m supplementary jawa speak, you guys will get there with flying colors.  

 :cheers:
Title: Re: Rank
Post by: RTHolmes on August 16, 2011, 08:12:56 AM
Man, there's some bad blood between 71 Raf and The Few.  :lol

no there isnt, Biggles is definitely flying solo on this one ...

 :salute
Title: Re: Rank
Post by: MickDono on August 16, 2011, 08:18:15 AM
... and Joach1m supplementary jawa speak, you guys will get there with flying colors.  

 :cheers:

 :rofl :rofl
Title: Re: Rank
Post by: coombz on August 16, 2011, 08:22:23 AM
If there are any recordings / film / text logs etc... of The Few cheating in KOTH or any event supervised by a AH CM, send them to ROC or directly to HTC.  If this happened, I will leave The Few immediately.  

:aok i repeat, please post the films of cheating! we're trying to downsize on our colonial members as they keep whinging about not having anyone online to fly with  :banana:

Title: Re: Rank
Post by: The Vowel Of Doom! on August 16, 2011, 08:55:37 AM
Man, there's some bad blood between 71 Raf and The Few.  :lol
I think we should settle things in an MMA ring...  : I'll be the SOLE representative of MY squad and will fight those girls just like I do in game, ALL at once  :devil   


FEW, 71 RAF,
While it is natural to want to stand up for your friends and mates, this is the kind of thing that if anyone should stand up, they should stand up for themselves.

EVERYONE:
Remember the game is about having fun, and that is different for each of us. <S>!
Title: Re: Rank
Post by: JUGgler on August 16, 2011, 09:17:50 AM
There is soooo much chum here!



JUGgler
Title: Re: Rank
Post by: Kazaa on August 16, 2011, 09:29:37 AM
Thanks for the good laugh Biggles. :D

Now if you can just say something along the lines of: "Bruv has no skill. He couldn't win a round in KoTH without a wingman." :lol
Title: Re: Rank
Post by: grizz441 on August 16, 2011, 09:35:21 AM
What ranks come before and after Major?  Biggles deserves either a promotion or a demotion for this thread.  Not sure which yet.  :lol
Title: Re: Rank
Post by: coombz on August 16, 2011, 09:36:54 AM
I am the clit commander  :old:
Title: Re: Rank
Post by: Gemini on August 16, 2011, 09:37:51 AM
I am the clit commander  :old:

I always knew you were a popsicle.

What I can't say popsicle?

diddlying bulltoejam