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Title: Serious depression....
Post by: RedTop on August 23, 2011, 04:24:37 PM

Over five thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel , "Pick up your shovels, mount your tulips and camels, and I will lead
you to the Promised Land."


Nearly 75 years ago, (when Welfare was introduced) Roosevelt said, "Lay down your shovels, sit on your asses, and light up a Camel, this
is the Promised Land."

Today, Congress has stolen your shovel, taxed your asses, raised the price of Camels and mortgaged the Promised Land!

I was so depressed last night thinking about Health Care Plans, the economy, the wars, lost jobs, savings, Social Security, retirement
funds, etc . .. . I called a Suicide Hotline.....I had to press 1 for English.

I was connected to a call center in Pakistan . I told them I was suicidal. . . . . Then . . .



  they got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck......

Title: Re: Serious depression....
Post by: B-17 on August 23, 2011, 04:28:59 PM

:rofl :rofl :rofl Priceless!







Déja vue...?

Title: Re: Serious depression....
Post by: Dichotomy on August 23, 2011, 04:43:05 PM

 :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl

Title: Re: Serious depression....
Post by: F22RaptorDude on August 23, 2011, 04:44:33 PM

 :rofl :rofl

Title: Re: Serious depression....
Post by: skorpion on August 23, 2011, 04:51:25 PM

:rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl  classic!

Title: Re: Serious depression....
Post by: gyrene81 on August 23, 2011, 05:16:30 PM

lmfao!!!  :rofl  :lol  :rofl  :lol

Title: Re: Serious depression....
Post by: allaire on August 23, 2011, 05:21:43 PM

Hehe that's a great joke. :aok :rofl

Title: Re: Serious depression....
Post by: M0nkey_Man on August 23, 2011, 06:56:09 PM

 :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :noid

Title: Re: Serious depression....
Post by: smoe on August 23, 2011, 07:01:09 PM

omg  :rofl, did they also ask if u would be willing to scream "Allah" at the top of ur lungs?

Title: Re: Serious depression....
Post by: Sonicblu on August 23, 2011, 10:00:36 PM

That's funny stuff right there. :rofl :rofl :rofl

Title: Re: Serious depression....
Post by: fbEagle on August 23, 2011, 10:34:24 PM

DAM too long to post to facebook! M U S T  E D I T  T O  P O S T ! ! NOOO

Title: Re: Serious depression....
Post by: MaSonZ on August 23, 2011, 10:44:52 PM

I saw this on these forums not to long ago I thought.... :noid

Title: Re: Serious depression....
Post by: mthrockmor on August 23, 2011, 10:45:16 PM

Not politics! Just priceless humor. I've forwarded to my whole family.

And the truth shall set you free...

Boo