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Title: Jaeger wears heels and flys a B38!
Post by: RTR on August 27, 2011, 11:35:57 PM
It's true, I saw it (mostly in my rear view mirror), it was horrible!

Rumor has it that it was a Blender equipped twin engined abomination!

It was horrible, and horrifying, and horrific all at the same time.

I am distraught and discombobulated.

I'm scared to sleep. Every time I close my eyes I see a pudgy hairy guy, in a short black dress wearing heels, checking out my six.

I'm scarred for life .

RTR
Title: Re: Jaeger wears heels and flys a B38!
Post by: Puma44 on August 28, 2011, 01:23:55 AM
Be afraid  :uhoh be very afraid! 
Title: Re: Jaeger wears heels and flys a B38!
Post by: captain1ma on August 28, 2011, 09:26:41 AM
LOL!   :rofl
Title: Re: Jaeger wears heels and flys a B38!
Post by: CAP1 on August 28, 2011, 11:22:13 PM
It's true, I saw it (mostly in my rear view mirror), it was horrible!

Rumor has it that it was a Blender equipped twin engined abomination!

It was horrible, and horrifying, and horrific all at the same time.

I am distraught and discombobulated.

I'm scared to sleep. Every time I close my eyes I see a pudgy hairy guy, in a short black dress wearing heels, checking out my six.

I'm scarred for life .

RTR

he has yet to graduate to the short pink dress.  :devil :bolt:
Title: Re: Jaeger wears heels and flys a B38!
Post by: captain1ma on August 29, 2011, 08:20:52 AM
i have lederhosen too!
Title: Re: Jaeger wears heels and flys a B38!
Post by: Nathan60 on August 29, 2011, 10:58:39 AM
he has yet to graduate to the short pink dress.  :devil :bolt:
Jeager  chillaxing at home   (http://timthethief.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/funny-pictures-humor-pink-dress-costume.png)
Title: Re: Jaeger wears heels and flys a B38!
Post by: Nathan60 on August 29, 2011, 10:59:19 AM
yes I did  google  "dude in pink dress" from my work comp to post that.
Title: Re: Jaeger wears heels and flys a B38!
Post by: Tank-Ace on August 29, 2011, 11:54:05 AM
Just sad. A guy with a German name, a good axis pilot, and he flys a P-38 without the least bit of shame. Last time I took out a P-38, I imediatly took a shower and disinfected my hands.
Title: Re: Jaeger wears heels and flys a B38!
Post by: captain1ma on August 29, 2011, 12:05:27 PM
hell, then you musta missed me in the spit5!  :D
Title: Re: Jaeger wears heels and flys a B38!
Post by: skorpion on August 29, 2011, 12:19:28 PM
hell, then you musta missed me in the spit5!  :D

dear god...help us.
Title: Re: Jaeger wears heels and flys a B38!
Post by: Nathan60 on August 29, 2011, 01:19:19 PM
LOL other  day  had an axis  squad on allies  and a allied squad on axis, musta been bizzaro day and I missed the memo.
Title: Re: Jaeger wears heels and flys a B38!
Post by: captain1ma on August 29, 2011, 01:42:01 PM
oh that day! 

(http://cdn.trendhunterstatic.com/phpthumbnails/27/27802/27802_3_600.jpeg)
Title: Re: Jaeger wears heels and flys a B38!
Post by: tmetal on August 29, 2011, 02:51:16 PM
I'll take "Mental images you can never un-see" for 200, Alec.   :uhoh
Title: Re: Jaeger wears heels and flys a B38!
Post by: Devil 505 on August 29, 2011, 04:10:38 PM
I'll take "Mental images you can never un-see" for 200, Alec.   :uhoh

(http://i241.photobucket.com/albums/ff252/DropkickYankees/Gothopotamus.jpg)
Title: Re: Jaeger wears heels and flys a B38!
Post by: M0nkey_Man on August 29, 2011, 05:15:56 PM
(http://i241.photobucket.com/albums/ff252/DropkickYankees/Gothopotamus.jpg)
:rofl :rofl

P-38 isnt bad, dont know why yall dont like it :)
Title: Re: Jaeger wears heels and flys a B38!
Post by: Tank-Ace on August 29, 2011, 06:12:14 PM
1) its allied
2) its hard to beat, a good P-38 is just a headache for just about any axis aircraft (Btw, you are a member of the first squadron to fly a 262, so......).
3) I've never been good in it, I don't like its looks (just kind of bulky and cumbersom), and the only good thing I can say about it is it has nice convergance.
Title: Re: Jaeger wears heels and flys a B38!
Post by: CAP1 on August 29, 2011, 07:04:50 PM
1) its allied
2) its hard to beat, a good P-38 is just a headache for just about any axis aircraft (Btw, you are a member of the first squadron to fly a 262, so......).
3) I've never been good in it, I don't like its looks (just kind of bulky and cumbersom), and the only good thing I can say about it is it has nice convergance.

  i feel there is no "in between" with the p38. when you come upon one, either it's gonna be a stupidly easy kill(such as when i'm flying it), or it's gonna eat ya for lunch.
Title: Re: Jaeger wears heels and flys a B38!
Post by: Dragunov on August 29, 2011, 07:14:21 PM
I never have problems shooting down 38s.....now Brewsters are another story I hate those F******
Title: Re: Jaeger wears heels and flys a B38!
Post by: Tank-Ace on August 29, 2011, 07:54:50 PM
Exactly CAP1, and by the time the Axis pilots are done with their first fight, all the idiots have been killed already, leaving just the experten.



I also hate Dr1's and F2B's in the WWI arena. Seems like the D7 is the only plane where pilots use manuvers other than the flat-turn with.
Title: Re: Jaeger wears heels and flys a B38!
Post by: CAP1 on August 29, 2011, 09:19:31 PM
Exactly CAP1, and by the time the Axis pilots are done with their first fight, all the idiots have been killed already, leaving just the experten.



I also hate Dr1's and F2B's in the WWI arena. Seems like the D7 is the only plane where pilots use manuvers other than the flat-turn with.

the only time i flew ww1 aircraft, was when jaeger set up a ww1 week. i tried the sopwith.....all i did was spin, and do my airborn impression of a torpedo......which shirly dubbed "the airpedo".  :devil
 the f2, i didn't do too bad in.
Title: Re: Jaeger wears heels and flys a B38!
Post by: STXAce8 on September 01, 2011, 06:55:33 PM
(http://i241.photobucket.com/albums/ff252/DropkickYankees/Gothopotamus.jpg)
:rofl :rofl :rofl