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Title: Here's one for you
Post by: ozrocker on September 01, 2011, 08:16:19 AM

A Cardiologist died and was given an elaborate funeral.
A huge heart covered in flowers stood behind the casket during the service.
Following the Eulogy, the Heart opened and the casket rolled inside.
The Heart then closed, sealing the Doctor inside the beautiful Heart forever.
At that point, one of the mourners burst into laughter.
When all eyes were upon him, he said "I'm sorry, I was just thinking about
my own Funeral.... I'm a Gynecologist.


The Proctologist fainted.


                                                                                                                                             :cheers: Oz

Title: Re: Here's one for you
Post by: ebfd11 on September 01, 2011, 11:39:17 AM

LOL what about the poor dentist, getting swallowed up by a big mouth..LOL

Title: Re: Here's one for you
Post by: Dragon on September 01, 2011, 01:49:42 PM

For a politicians funeral, should there be someone nearby playing the lyre?

Title: Re: Here's one for you
Post by: ozrocker on September 02, 2011, 12:12:56 PM

The Baker, swallowed up by a giant Twinkie


                                                                                                                   :cheers: Oz

Title: Re: Here's one for you
Post by: Devil 505 on September 02, 2011, 12:53:27 PM

Quote from: ozrocker on September 02, 2011, 12:12:56 PM

The Baker, swallowed up by a giant Twinkie


                                                                                                                   :cheers: Oz

Hey, where's the cream filling?  :devil