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Title: Lie Detecting Robot
Post by: phatzo on September 08, 2011, 01:15:40 AM
Dad buys a lie detector robot which slaps people when they lie. He decides to test it at dinner. "Son, where were you Today?" Son says "at school dad." Robot slaps the son! "OK, I watched a dvd at my mates!" "What dvd?""Toy Story." Robot slaps the son again! "OK it was a porno" cries the son.
"What! When I was your age I didn't know what porn was" says the dad. Robot slaps the Dad.
Mom laughs "HA HA HA! He's certainly your son." Robot slaps the Mom!
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Post by: GNucks on September 08, 2011, 01:23:12 AM
That's a pretty slaphappy robot.
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Post by: greens on September 08, 2011, 02:06:29 AM
 :x  :lol  :lol  :lol
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Post by: Rash on September 08, 2011, 03:34:54 AM
My dog mates with my neighbors dog.  It reminds us in the USA of canine reproduction.
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Post by: gyrene81 on September 08, 2011, 01:33:17 PM
 :rofl  :lol  :rofl  :lol that's a good one
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Post by: oakranger on September 08, 2011, 01:55:27 PM
 :rofl
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Post by: F22RaptorDude on September 08, 2011, 02:58:29 PM
 :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl
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Post by: Tupac on September 08, 2011, 02:58:53 PM
 :rofl
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Post by: titanic3 on September 08, 2011, 03:23:30 PM
Four men walks into a bar... The fifth one ducks.
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Post by: bagrat on September 08, 2011, 03:29:41 PM
 :rofl phatzo
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Post by: M0nkey_Man on September 08, 2011, 07:57:36 PM
 :rofl
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Post by: grizz441 on September 08, 2011, 08:14:06 PM
That was funny.

*Shields face from slapping robot*
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Post by: Tyrannis on September 08, 2011, 08:20:32 PM
Quote from: grizz441 on September 08, 2011, 08:14:06 PM
That was funny.

*Shields face from slapping robot*
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