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General Forums => The O' Club => Topic started by: Meatwad on October 22, 2011, 05:20:02 PM
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Why the F are these bastards still out this time of year :furious :furious :furious
Yellowjackets suck (and hurt)
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ahem, yellow jackets are a species of wasp, not bees. :D
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Always the details with you :)
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ahem, yellow jackets are a species of wasp, not bees. :D
Anything that stings = bees :cool:
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I've only been stung twice in my life. Both times Bumble Bees
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honey bees dont want to sting you - the sting is barbed so it rips their guts out and kills em. wasps dont seem to care either way. learn the difference - one is our friend and the other is not :)
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Anything that stings = bees :cool:
So are scorpions, jellyfish, and rose bushes bees too? :devil
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Yes, just slow, wet and leafy bees :D
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Why the F are these bastards still out this time of year :furious :furious :furious
Yellowjackets suck (and hurt)
Little suckers are the worst, the pain lasts much longer than anything else that stings you. Usually multiple stings and I have run from many of the little %@*&%#! Good luck
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yellow jackets........ AHHH they scare me. was attacked by 4 once, im still haunted by them and i fear them with a passion!
little $%^#$#s!
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I haven't ever been stung by a bee in my entire life! :banana:
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I haven't ever been stung by a bee in my entire life! :banana:
your lucky...
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you might be allergic.....you just don't know
hope that wiped the smug grin off.... :devil
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you might be allergic.....you just don't know
hope that wiped the smug grin off.... :devil
:D
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Real men keep yellow jackets as pets in the home. They like to sit in your lap and be stroked.
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Real men keep yellow jackets as pets in the home. They like to sit in your lap and be stroked.
you shouldn't be stroking anything in your lap...at least not so anyone else would know about it. sicko :lol
you think yellow jacket sting is bad...try getting tagged by a bald faced hornet
(http://www.zbestpestcontrol.com/Images/page_graphics/baldfaced.jpg)
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So are scorpions, jellyfish, and rose bushes bees too? :devil
Poison bees, slimy bees, and bushy bees :D
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Yellowjackets are my favorites. They love picnics because they eat meat, and when they are REALLY angry they take a big bite to hold on tight, and then sting multiple times in a circle around the bite. The grip from the bite makes it so you can't just brush them off, you have to grab and pinch off each one of the suckers one at a time. Good times.
My little brother slipped on a log while we were out camping in California, and his foot kicked a yellowjacket nest under the log. He sat there on the log screaming as the wasps swarmed him. Up his pants legs, in his mouth, up both sleeves, up and down his shirt, down his pants, in his hair and ears, everywhere.
Stupid me ran into the swarm to yank him out of there 'cause he was only 6 yrs old. Of course I was only 8 so I didn't really think it through any farther than "Hey he probably needs help getting off of that log." Amazingly, I got only one bite and zero stings. My bro took about 20 full force stings including 2 inside his mouth. Yaaay benadryl, we didn't even have to go home because the swelling went right down as soon as the benadryl hit his system. Good stuff to keep in the picnic basket and in yer camping kit...
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Scorpions around here are about as dangerous as bees, except you don't usually find bees stupid enough to sit in the middle of the bathroom floor at midnight right when the wife gets up for a glass of water. Stupid scorpions, it's almost like they WANT to get stepped on.
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Yellowjackets are my favorites. They love picnics because they eat meat, and when they are REALLY angry they take a big bite to hold on tight, and then sting multiple times in a circle around the bite. The grip from the bite makes it so you can't just brush them off, you have to grab and pinch off each one of the suckers one at a time. Good times.
My little brother slipped on a log while we were out camping in California, and his foot kicked a yellowjacket nest under the log. He sat there on the log screaming as the wasps swarmed him. Up his pants legs, in his mouth, up both sleeves, up and down his shirt, down his pants, in his hair and ears, everywhere.
Stupid me ran into the swarm to yank him out of there 'cause he was only 6 yrs old. Of course I was only 8 so I didn't really think it through any farther than "Hey he probably needs help getting off of that log." Amazingly, I got only one bite and zero stings. My bro took about 20 full force stings including 2 inside his mouth. Yaaay benadryl, we didn't even have to go home because the swelling went right down as soon as the benadryl hit his system. Good stuff to keep in the picnic basket and in yer camping kit...
scares me thinking about it.. eh!!! getting swarmed by 4 at 7 years old is bad but like 20 makes me get the willy gillys.
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I've only been stung twice in my life. Both times Bumble Bees
Really? What were you doing? Pokin' at 'em with your finger?!? :D
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Red wasp to the lower lip a couple of years ago. I sounded like mushmouth for a couple of hours. Other than a bee sting when I was a kid that is all. Been swarmed pretty bad by fire ants though that is a pain that keeps giving.
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Scorpions around here are about as dangerous as bees, except you don't usually find bees stupid enough to sit in the middle of the bathroom floor at midnight right when the wife gets up for a glass of water. Stupid scorpions, it's almost like they WANT to get stepped on.
:neener:
oh i can feel the love!
anyways...last year i got stung by a bee. no problem, except a week later another bee stung me in the same place as the first. WOW it hurt.
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you might be allergic.....you just don't know
hope that wiped the smug grin off.... :devil
You can't become allergic until you've been stung at least once so technically he knows he isnt :P
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Why the F are these bastards still out this time of year :furious :furious :furious
Yellowjackets suck (and hurt)
I would just like to bring it to your attenchian that before i read you post. i had not seen a SINGLE bee. not during the summer, not at all.
Then after i read your topic, i went out to get the mail.
I open the box, and what comes flying out of it? a yellow jacket.
I hold you responsible for the sting i got on my leg. :furious
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You can't become allergic until you've been stung at least once so technically he knows he isnt :P
could have been born with the allergy...wouldn't know it until he got stung.
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:rofl
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I'm slightly allergic to yellow jacket venom, thankfully I haven't been stung in years. Unfortunately, the things have wrecked me mentally in the fear department, I freak the hell out whenever I see any sort of stinging bug. Worst part is, hypodermic needles feel the exact same way, I get nervous to the point of throwing up in the waiting room whenever I need to get a shot for something.
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I'm slightly allergic to yellow jacket venom, thankfully I haven't been stung in years. Unfortunately, the things have wrecked me mentally in the fear department, I freak the hell out whenever I see any sort of stinging bug. Worst part is, hypodermic needles feel the exact same way, I get nervous to the point of throwing up in the waiting room whenever I need to get a shot for something.
valium or tequila...both if you're not sure. :D face the fear head on bud.
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I really hate em :confused: Luckily they went away 2 weeks ago
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Scorpions around here are about as dangerous as bees, except you don't usually find bees stupid enough to sit in the middle of the bathroom floor at midnight right when the wife gets up for a glass of water. Stupid scorpions, it's almost like they WANT to get stepped on.
Found one in my bed when I was 16. They also don't appreciate being rolled over on. I got to stand for my classes that day.
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valium or tequila...both if you're not sure. :D face the fear head on bud.
:rofl
Works for wedding aisles as well :devil
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well last summer I jumped in to bed
all naked and that
got stung in the gooch
theres a wake up call for you right there
I was glad it was not either side to be honest but dam.......
it aint what I needed
pesky wasps,.... killed 3 nests this summer
right pain in the arse
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I would just like to bring it to your attenchian that before i read you post. i had not seen a SINGLE bee. not during the summer, not at all.
Then after i read your topic, i went out to get the mail.
I open the box, and what comes flying out of it? a yellow jacket.
I hold you responsible for the sting i got on my leg. :furious
See? See? Its an epidemic. Time for the "yellowjacket crusades"
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Yellow Jackets are nasty little bugers. My favorite tactis used to be to burn them out at night with some gasoline down the nest. They got smart and built their nest next to my gas line this year :headscratch:. Had to go and buy some foaming wasp killer, not as fun but it worked. If you want some real fun, Paper wasps and paintball guns go great together for some fun. Neighbors thought I was nuts, until they saw how effective it was :lol
:salute
BigRat
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you shouldn't be stroking anything in your lap...at least not so anyone else would know about it. sicko :lol
you think yellow jacket sting is bad...try getting tagged by a bald faced hornet
(http://www.zbestpestcontrol.com/Images/page_graphics/baldfaced.jpg)
Bald faced hornets are just one variety of yellow jacket.