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Title: Clumsy Man Steals Laptop
Post by: ImADot on November 02, 2011, 04:11:28 PM
A store manager in Atlanta told police he observed a male customer on surveillance cameras putting a laptop computer under his jacket. When confronted the man became irate, knocked down an employee, drew a knife and ran for the door.

Outside on the sidewalk were four Marines collecting toys for the Toys for Tots program. The manager said the Marines stopped the man, but he stabbed one of the Marines in the back; the injury did not appear to be severe.

After police and an ambulance arrived at the scene, the Marine was transported for treatment.

"The subject was also transported to the local hospital with two broken arms, a broken ankle, a broken leg, several missing teeth, possible broken ribs, multiple contusions, assorted lacerations, a broken nose and a broken jaw...injuries he sustained when he slipped and fell off of the curb after stabbing the Marine", according to the police report.

 :D
Title: Re: Clumsy Man Steals Laptop
Post by: M0nkey_Man on November 02, 2011, 04:12:39 PM
heard that one a little while back, still very funny :rofl
Title: Re: Clumsy Man Steals Laptop
Post by: grizz441 on November 02, 2011, 04:13:59 PM
I heard this over a year ago.  Is it news or just an urban legend?
Title: Re: Clumsy Man Steals Laptop
Post by: ImADot on November 02, 2011, 04:15:00 PM
I heard this over a year ago.  Is it news or just an urban legend?

Don't know...don't care.  It's still funny.
Title: Re: Clumsy Man Steals Laptop
Post by: clerick on November 02, 2011, 04:15:35 PM
urban legend.
Title: Re: Clumsy Man Steals Laptop
Post by: Shuffler on November 02, 2011, 04:26:54 PM
Was posted just a couple of months back. Urban Legend.
Title: Re: Clumsy Man Steals Laptop
Post by: gyrene81 on November 02, 2011, 05:13:47 PM
still funny...still urban legend
Title: Re: Clumsy Man Steals Laptop
Post by: Devil 505 on November 02, 2011, 05:14:45 PM
I heard this over a year ago.  Is it news or just an urban legend?

If it was real news there would have been a list of the toys removed from the thief's azz. Poor bastard fell into the toy donation bin.
Title: Re: Clumsy Man Steals Laptop
Post by: Nypsy on November 02, 2011, 08:19:33 PM
Mix of fact and fiction.

http://www.snopes.com/politics/military/stabbedmarine.asp