Aces High Bulletin Board
General Forums => The O' Club => Topic started by: Tupac on November 10, 2011, 10:05:32 PM
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Stole this from my friend on facebook - LOL
(http://a6.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/375955_2363255754348_1038962628_32587741_1212561855_n.jpg)
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face.palm
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.........oy vey
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lol.
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what? is it not delicious?
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ooops... disregard :o
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hey, as long as it's kosher...eat it. :D
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Once they realize their mistake, maybe they'll re-label it "Ramadan Ham" to appeal to a whole new batch of customers.
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Once they realize their mistake, maybe they'll re-label it "Ramadan Ham" to appeal to a whole new batch of customers.
Or just add that above the Chanukah sign. :rofl
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A Priest and a Rabbi are on an airplane, and it's fairly empty, so they decide to sit next to one another and have an interfaith discussion. After a few minutes the Priest asks the Rabbi, "I know you have to keep Kosher, but I just can't see how you've gone you're whole life and never had delicious pork. Has your faith ever faltered?" The Rabbi responds with, "Yes, once when I was young and weak, I gave into desire and had a ham sandwich..." The Rabbi sighs, then asks, "But tell me... you've taken a vow to remain celebate... Have you ever given in to your Carnal desires?" The Priest answers, "Yes... once when I was younger, I partook in the pleasures of the flesh." The Rabbi nods in understanding and says, "Beats the hell out of a Ham Sandwich now doesn't it?"