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Title: Why even post !!!!!
Post by: DrJackyI on November 27, 2011, 06:35:27 PM
U know I have looked at alot of the previuos posts...............

Funny how it will start on one topic, then 100 ppl want to start pointing fingers and bring 1000 other topics into the discussion.................

THATS the problem with this game, ppl just CANNOT keep to the matter at hand.... someone might say somethin, just a casual remark.....
  immediately tens of ppl comeback with smart remarks because they "THINK" they should get involved, or take offense at the silliest of things.....




GET A GRIP ON REALITY PPL !!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Why even post !!!!!
Post by: VonMessa on November 27, 2011, 06:40:02 PM
I think you would feel better if you just stopped sniffing the glue...
Title: Re: Why even post !!!!!
Post by: caldera on November 27, 2011, 06:40:46 PM
Don't you hate it when the cameraman is cruising past the cheerleaders and the stupid network plasters gigantic ads right over top of them?  Sometimes, I try to peak around the ad but then remember it's only tv.   :bhead
Title: Re: Why even post !!!!!
Post by: Meatwad on November 27, 2011, 06:42:34 PM
Lead paint chips are not edible, it is advisable to stay away from them from now on.
Title: Re: Why even post !!!!!
Post by: GNucks on November 27, 2011, 06:45:17 PM
Don't eat your boogers when driving a convertible.
Title: Re: Why even post !!!!!
Post by: uptown on November 27, 2011, 06:45:57 PM
My wife asked me last night why I kept hitting myself in the forehead and pulling on my ears.
Title: Re: Why even post !!!!!
Post by: kilo2 on November 27, 2011, 06:48:05 PM
How bout them cowboys.

Somebody said something about cheerleaders?
Title: Re: Why even post !!!!!
Post by: mbailey on November 27, 2011, 06:55:15 PM
My wife asked me last night why I kept hitting myself in the forehead and pulling on my ears.

 :rofl
Title: Re: Why even post !!!!!
Post by: ebfd11 on November 27, 2011, 06:58:06 PM
What is this world gonna do when 2012 comes around.
Title: Re: Why even post !!!!!
Post by: BiPoLaR on November 27, 2011, 06:58:20 PM
I ate a jalapeno last night. When I woke up this morning, It hurt.
Title: Re: Why even post !!!!!
Post by: BaldEagl on November 27, 2011, 06:59:26 PM
Why even post !!!!!


Exactly what I was just thinking.
Title: Re: Why even post !!!!!
Post by: 68ZooM on November 27, 2011, 07:03:36 PM
Jones: Morning, Squadron Leader.

Idle: What-ho, Squiffy.

Jones: How was it?

Idle: Top-hole. Bally Jerry, pranged his kite right in the how's-your-father; hairy blighter, dicky-birded, feathered back on his sammy, took a waspy, flipped over on his Betty Harpers and caught his can in the Bertie.

Jones: Er, I'm afraid I don't quite follow you, Squadron Leader.

Idle: It's perfectly ordinary banter, Squiffy. Bally Jerry, pranged his kite right in the how's-your-father; hairy blighter, dicky-birded, feathered back on his sammy, took a waspy, flipped over on his Betty Harpers and caught his can in the Bertie.

Jones: No, I'm just not understanding banter at all well today. Give us it slower.

Idle: Banter's not the same if you say it slower, Squiffy.

Jones: Hold on then... Wingco! Bend an ear to the Squadron Leader's banter for a sec, would you?

Chapman: Can do.

Jones: Jolly good. Fire away.

Idle: Bally Jerry, pranged his kite right in the how's-your-father; hairy blighter, dicky-birded, feathered back on his sammy, took a waspy, flipped over on his Betty Harpers and caught his can in the Bertie.

Chapman: No, I don't understand that banter at all.

Idle: Something up with my banter, chaps?

GRAMS: AIR RAID SIRENS

(Enter Palin, out of breath)


Palin: Bunch of monkeys on the ceiling, sir! Grab your egg-and-fours and let's get the bacon delivered!

Chapman (to Idle): Do *you* understand that?

Idle: No, I didn't get a word of it.

Chapman: Sorry, old man, we don't understand your banter.

Palin: You know, bally tenpenny ones dropping in the custard!

(no reaction)

Palin: Um... Charlie choppers chucking a handful!

Chapman: No no, sorry.

Jones: Say it slower, old chap.

Palin: Slower *banter*, sir?

Chapman: Ra-ther.

Palin: Um... sausage squad up the blue end?

Idle: No, still don't get it.

Palin: Um... cabbage crates coming over the briny?

The others: No, no.

(Film of air-raid)

Idle (voice-over): But by then it was too late. The first cabbage crates hit London on July the 7th. That was just the beginning.

(Chapman seen sitting at desk, on telephone)


Chapman: Five shillings a dozen? That's ordinary cabbages, is it? And what about the bombs? Good Lord, they _are_ expensive
Title: Re: Why even post !!!!!
Post by: guncrasher on November 27, 2011, 07:05:31 PM
yeah i hate that stupid m18 thread too, waste of time, never gonna get added.


semp
Title: Re: Why even post !!!!!
Post by: Seanaldinho on November 27, 2011, 07:16:20 PM
BALLOON WARS!!!!!  :ahand  :devil

(I figured someone had to throw it out there.)
Title: Re: Why even post !!!!!
Post by: bagrat on November 27, 2011, 07:20:20 PM
(http://i173.photobucket.com/albums/w61/goregeousgotti/funny-captions-meanwhile-in-montana.jpg)
Title: Re: Why even post !!!!!
Post by: GNucks on November 27, 2011, 07:22:39 PM
(http://img824.imageshack.us/img824/3440/meanwhileinaustraliak.jpg)
Title: Re: Why even post !!!!!
Post by: RealDeal on November 27, 2011, 07:29:27 PM
I ate a jalapeno last night. When I woke up this morning, It hurt.

Aren't you the guy who likes poop?   :O

Parker
Title: Re: Why even post !!!!!
Post by: RoGenT on November 27, 2011, 07:31:12 PM
This is not a post, this is just your imagination thinking you are reading something creative and meaningful...
Title: Re: Why even post !!!!!
Post by: skorpion on November 27, 2011, 07:45:01 PM
Pickles are not green...



they are blue.
Title: Re: Why even post !!!!!
Post by: TinmanX on November 27, 2011, 08:11:11 PM
Pickle is the process, not the result.
Title: Re: Why even post !!!!!
Post by: SAJ73 on November 27, 2011, 08:25:55 PM
Why not post?? This is a forum...  :huh  :bolt:
Title: Re: Why even post !!!!!
Post by: wil3ur on November 27, 2011, 08:30:48 PM
...oooooh.  I was supposed to get pickles...  for a party.

http://video.adultswim.com/frisky-dingo/sinn-at-the-unemployment-office.html (http://video.adultswim.com/frisky-dingo/sinn-at-the-unemployment-office.html)
Title: Re: Why even post !!!!!
Post by: dkff49 on November 27, 2011, 08:57:44 PM
Pickle is the process, not the result.

and the result is pickles   :D

at least that is what the jar always says.  :neener:


mmm i love pickles and have  great recipe for them too.  :P


i can't wait to try my pickled peppers too. first year for those for me.
Title: Re: Why even post !!!!!
Post by: TinmanX on November 27, 2011, 09:07:09 PM
i can't wait to try my pickled peppers too. first year for those for me.
Who picked them? And how many?
Title: Re: Why even post !!!!!
Post by: dkff49 on November 27, 2011, 09:12:36 PM
Who picked them? And how many?

I picked a peck of peppers but had to do the pickling myself. I spent all Spring looking for seeds for peppers that were already pickled.
Title: Re: Why even post !!!!!
Post by: skorpion on November 27, 2011, 09:13:01 PM
oh great...look what i started!
Title: Re: Why even post !!!!!
Post by: wil3ur on November 27, 2011, 09:19:24 PM
I picked a peck of peppers but had to do the pickling myself. I spent all Spring looking for seeds for peppers that were already pickled.

I pickled a peck of picking ponies...
Title: Re: Why even post !!!!!
Post by: 68ZooM on November 27, 2011, 09:20:29 PM
people are people to
Title: Re: Why even post !!!!!
Post by: VonMessa on November 27, 2011, 09:52:23 PM
people are people to

And this is a Jalapeno...

(http://i239.photobucket.com/albums/ff107/tymekeepyr/41787_34076425683_271_n.jpg)

on a stick  :rock
Title: Re: Why even post !!!!!
Post by: GNucks on November 27, 2011, 10:04:12 PM
I always pronounce Jalepeno "Gel Opp In Oh," it makes Miguel at work very angry.
Title: Re: Why even post !!!!!
Post by: phatzo on November 27, 2011, 10:06:29 PM
Just call them ring stingers
Title: Re: Why even post !!!!!
Post by: VonMessa on November 27, 2011, 10:14:52 PM
Just call them ring stingers

Ouch  :O
Title: Re: Why even post !!!!!
Post by: EskimoJoe on November 28, 2011, 12:28:34 AM
Why even post?

Simple.

I post because I don't have a therapist.
Title: Re: Why even post !!!!!
Post by: Stang on November 28, 2011, 01:52:50 AM
Thin skin sucks, eh?

 :headscratch:
Title: Re: Why even post !!!!!
Post by: oneway on November 28, 2011, 02:09:39 AM
As soon as I get done Pickling these Gel Opp In Oh...I am gonna help Stang with his Golf Swing

What was this thread about  :headscratch:
Title: Re: Why even post !!!!!
Post by: Rob52240 on November 28, 2011, 04:14:27 AM
I think you would feel better if you just stopped sniffing the glue...

He was just building model airplanes. 
Title: Re: Why even post !!!!!
Post by: Dragon on November 28, 2011, 07:17:24 AM



I had a model car once, but my neighbor stole it and burned it.
Title: Re: Why even post !!!!!
Post by: VonMessa on November 28, 2011, 07:43:58 AM


I had a model car once, but my neighbor stole it and burned it.

I suspect that you weren't allowed to keep it in the garage?
Title: Re: Why even post !!!!!
Post by: JOACH1M on November 28, 2011, 07:58:03 AM


I post because I don't have a therapist.
Heres a number to mine 810 990 9222, he awsome with listening  :rolleyes:
Title: Re: Why even post !!!!!
Post by: ozrocker on November 28, 2011, 07:58:24 AM
How bout the Eagles :rofl :rofl :rofl

Go Ravens!


                                                                                                    :cheers: Oz
Title: Re: Why even post !!!!!
Post by: Meatwad on November 28, 2011, 08:11:25 AM
Velcro is a tricky mistress
Title: Re: Why even post !!!!!
Post by: VonMessa on November 28, 2011, 08:16:32 AM
How bout the Eagles :rofl :rofl :rofl

Go Ravens!


                                                                                                    :cheers: Oz

Haven't watched a game, yet...
Title: Re: Why even post !!!!!
Post by: Nathan60 on November 28, 2011, 10:08:24 AM
Just call them ring stingers

LOL I am gonna use that.
Title: Re: Why even post !!!!!
Post by: ebfd11 on November 28, 2011, 04:16:31 PM
Now what was the OP saying bout us pickling a peck of pickled peppers?? Or was it a salamander of salamanderled p....ers??

Title: Re: Why even post !!!!!
Post by: LCADolby on November 28, 2011, 04:39:17 PM
This thread is confusing...  :headscratch: Why even post a thread called why even post...  :uhoh Why even post...  :huh
Title: Re: Why even post !!!!!
Post by: ebfd11 on November 28, 2011, 04:43:49 PM
Are we supposed to post here>>>

or there^^^^^

or there <<<<<<<

plz tell me I'm lost.

Title: Re: Why even post !!!!!
Post by: phatzo on November 28, 2011, 04:44:13 PM
LOL I am gonna use that.
I can't claim originality though. I new a guy who became a minor bush celebrity for his pickled onions with Jalapenos, his name was Ray and the product was called "Rays Ring Sting"
Title: Re: Why even post !!!!!
Post by: Shuffler on November 28, 2011, 05:15:26 PM
U know I have looked at alot of the previuos posts...............

Funny how it will start on one topic, then 100 ppl want to start pointing fingers and bring 1000 other topics into the discussion.................

THATS the problem with this game, ppl just CANNOT keep to the matter at hand.... someone might say somethin, just a casual remark.....
  immediately tens of ppl comeback with smart remarks because they "THINK" they should get involved, or take offense at the silliest of things.....




GET A GRIP ON REALITY PPL !!!!!!!!!!!!

Wow try to say that 10 times real fast after three tall margaritas... frozen with salt. :)
Title: Re: Why even post !!!!!
Post by: GNucks on November 28, 2011, 06:10:29 PM
Oh no! The vwels are fallng ff my keybard! Wht d  d?! Smebd hlp!
Title: Re: Why even post !!!!!
Post by: ozrocker on November 29, 2011, 08:17:12 AM
Haven't watched a game, yet...
I guess not, with all of that brew you have how could you find time? :)


                                                                                                                              :cheers: Oz

                                                                                                                                       
Title: Re: Why even post !!!!!
Post by: VonMessa on November 29, 2011, 08:27:55 AM
I guess not, with all of that brew you have how could you find time? :)


                                                                                                                              :cheers: Oz

                                                                                                                                       


LOL

Actually, this past Sunday was the first time I've brewed in weeks.  It goes in cycles, brew a toejam-load (50+gallons) and then spend time drinking it, rinse, repeat :aok
Title: Re: Why even post !!!!!
Post by: zack1234 on November 29, 2011, 10:21:26 AM
I like pies  :)
Title: Re: Why even post !!!!!
Post by: Slate on November 29, 2011, 10:29:03 AM
I like pies  :)

  You're having a Taco party outside Bill's office? I like Tacos. You invited Eric? I thought he gave you the creeps?  :headscratch:
Title: Re: Why even post !!!!!
Post by: Shuffler on November 29, 2011, 10:48:43 AM
  You're having a Taco party outside Bill's office? I like Tacos. You invited Eric? I thought he gave you the creeps?  :headscratch:

He has a 3G phone so he'll miss it............... :P
Title: Re: Why even post !!!!!
Post by: zack1234 on November 29, 2011, 10:58:15 AM
Eric likes German sausage not pies  :old:
Title: Re: Why even post !!!!!
Post by: VonMessa on November 29, 2011, 01:26:08 PM
Eric likes German sausage not pies  :old:

 :O
Title: Re: Why even post !!!!!
Post by: thndregg on November 29, 2011, 01:43:38 PM
"You're never too old to learn something stupid."
Title: Re: Why even post !!!!!
Post by: Squire on November 29, 2011, 03:47:23 PM
Quote
someone might say somethin, just a casual remark.....
  immediately tens of ppl comeback with smart remarks because they "THINK" they should get involved

I know! its like its a bulletin board thingy or something.  :rolleyes:
Title: Re: Why even post !!!!!
Post by: oboe on November 29, 2011, 05:32:14 PM

Sir Alexander Dane: Could they be the miners?
Fred Kwan: Sure, they're like three years old.
Sir Alexander Dane: MINERS, not MINORS.
Fred Kwan: You lost me.

Guy Fleegman: Did you guys ever WATCH the show?
Title: Re: Why even post !!!!!
Post by: Mano on November 29, 2011, 05:55:19 PM
After reading all the posts in this thread.....I forgot what the topic was.
btw......
This little girl has so much energy.....she gets the whole world up and dancing. 

 :aok

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q6oBeJJF1fI&feature=youtube_gdata_player (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q6oBeJJF1fI&feature=youtube_gdata_player)


 :banana: :banana:
Title: Re: Why even post !!!!!
Post by: The Jekyll on November 29, 2011, 08:34:57 PM
Please extinguish all smoking materials before landing. :devil
Title: Re: Why even post !!!!!
Post by: 68ZooM on November 29, 2011, 08:44:22 PM
seats are to remain in the upright position while landing, please fold and lock you seat trays in the upright postion also. 
Title: Re: Why even post !!!!!
Post by: uptown on November 30, 2011, 01:52:32 AM
Please extinguish all smoking materials before landing. :devil
I remember when they actually said that on domestic flights.  :old:
Title: Re: Why even post !!!!!
Post by: Changeup on November 30, 2011, 07:46:07 PM
Just call them ring stingers

So hot you have to wipe your anus with a snowcone?
Title: Re: Why even post !!!!!
Post by: 68ZooM on November 30, 2011, 08:58:02 PM
So hot you have to wipe your anus with a snowcone?
lol hotter i think... the snowcone turns to steam upon contact lol
Title: Re: Why even post !!!!!
Post by: skribetm on December 01, 2011, 04:44:19 AM
if you had enough patience to read up to this post,
you likely have the right skill set, training, experience and intangibles to maybe~

successfully finish viewing this video w/o interruption!!! (http://youtu.be/VpLLq6WEDNo)


 :salute